I bet 5000

I bet 5000

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>I fold
>I fold
>I fold
Good job Matt!

>I see your 5000
>And raise another 10000

>Call

how much more could he really have gotten out of people with shitty cards?

quick rundown

He did nothing wrong. When you get a nearly unbeatable hand and have three other players in there you fucking check, hoping some of them has something or will try to steal it.

I don't understand why we have this thread ten times a day now. It was neat when it showed up like once a week and we could have some fun poker talk.

HE CALLED WITH 9 7 HONEY

*RECOILS BACK VISIBLY OUT OF HAPPINESS*

>fun poker talk
gay

this poker game happened in 2010.

Yea Forums brainlets can't look past something that happened 9 years ago.

This is even more full retard than the daily "Why are you here?" bane posts.

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I check

I still haven't seen the video this meme is based on

when you have a winning hand you raise with a small amount not check like some amateur

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You're welcome. He doesn't even say "check", but simply knocks the table.

I finally saw this video i always thought it was from Rounders but it's real

I don't get what he did, i only know a little about poker

somebody fucking explain

If somebody got a high pair, like aces or kings, then he could've milked them dry. It was a good attempt.

This is so bad, I thought he was part of the Hollywood group that used to play poker a lot.

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i know honey. He is just some online guy.

why not go all in if you have a winning hand? i dont get poker

Post poker kino.

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This. I have won many hands with that devious tactic when I used to play. Even better when the other players have something like a straight or something else almost good as your hand and they think they will surely win, but you have the best hand.

I think it's one retard posting this who knows nothing about poker and was upset he got told he was wrong and Damon played the right move because he wanted to meme it, now he just posts it out of spite.

>the virgin check vs the chad all in
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>Course I lied, it's poukah

I love that man.

Thanks m8

I fucking can't stand poker players, most cringe people out there.

>Retards ITT thinking Damon is laughed at because he checked
He's retarded because he's supposed to be an actor but as soon as he sees the flop he lets off the most obvious fucking tell in all of poker, giving away that he has a great hand, but then proceeds to try and bluff a slowplay anyway

Because if you let your opponents know they don't have a chance, they'll cut their losses and minimize your winnings.

BASED

what a fucking faggot lmao
>waaaaaah how could you lie to me waaaaaaah

Tony G is Based and Jennifer Tilly's tits are huge.

It's only the Texas hold'em players that are bad.

this is probably true

>tfw constantly smiling and doing weird shit when I play poker regardless of hand
nobody can read me because im such an autist

no one can read you anyways, poker players are larping faggots

here's the real question. how did deanna troi or data not win just about every hand of poker they would play on TNG?

Out fucking skilled. Tony G is the man.

It's the impression there's more strategy in this particular style that makes Texas hold 'em players cringelords. The irony is you can make just as much money in other poker games in a fraction of the time if you're good.

based dunning kruger retard

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You don't climax when you see the flop.

some hardcore butthurt

HA

hey matt

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Ignore this fag. He knows nothing of poker.