8 minutes in and she already ruined the movie.
How did she know where he was? How does she know who he is? Why did she decide to randomly check out some space junk? Mary Sue just randomly saves the plot for no fucking reason.
8
Fucking
Minutes
And the movie is ruined.
Sorry, capebaby, the movie was ruined before it even started.
Eat shit capeshitter, If I ever see one of you fucks posting about supahiros again I'm gonna fucking find you.
All of these movies are terrible fucking grow up
what a whiner
>t. avatard
Samefag. I know you watched it don't lie.
8 minutes in and Brie Larson has already graced this movie with her heavenly presence. Instead of being ecstatic about witnessing Captain Marvel in all her glory, you chose to complain about some irrelevant plot point that only the lowest of nerds would care about. Abandon this board and end your life, you miserable piece of shit.
Holy shit user, grow up and don’t get triggered by capeshit so hard.
>too busy trying to get angry at an actress to pay attention to the film
>blames the film
When stark looks at the window and her bitch face appears I was disgusted.
how about you grow up you stupid manbaby, brie larson will always be infinitely better and more successful than you, what have you accomplished in your life?
>8 minutes in and she already ruined the movie
Hahah oh shit wait till the end then.
She singlehandedly destroys all the alien spaceships and 90% of the baddies.
My question is why did they even bother with the other heroes?
She is OP as fuck.
>FUCK THIS BITCH, I'D RATHER JUST DIE
BASED TONY LMAO
Infinity War was so much better. Why did endgame disappoint so much? There was like one fight the whole movie, the final battle
>8 minutes in and she already ruined the movie.
>How did she know where he was? How does she know who he is? Why did she decide to randomly check out some space junk? Mary Sue just randomly saves the plot for no fucking reason.
>8
>Fucking
>Minutes
>And the movie is ruined.
>e-everybody watches the marvel movies
>how could they not, r-right?
That’s a big cope, buddy.
ohNONONONON HAAAAAA
HAHAAAAAAAA
OH LAWD JEESUZ HAHAHAHHAHA LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN GUY AHHHAHAHA
As an user who has only had to sit through 1/4 of the marvel films, I don't like most of them and I certainly haven't seen cap marvel or endgame. Shit was going downhill long before this, why hold onto a creatively dead series?
Her movie's post credit scene showed her arriving at avengers hq when they were investigating Fury's pager. They told her Tony was missing, she went to get him
You having a stroke there? I would too if I could see Brie's divine feet that close.
I'm trying to eat please don't
She destroyed one big ship, dork
That’s the big question isn’t it? A true mystery...
huh? reddit loves capeshit
brie is not cute
not half as much as Yea Forums
20+
Fucking
Years
And you're still an insufferable faggot (not to be confused with the italian woodwind instrument)
why do you watch them then?
her face looks like a 40 year old woman here
Based and Briepilled, OFFICIAL BRI THREAD INAUGURATED! #LarsGang
the de-feminized edition cut down the beginning to just tony and nebula working on the ship and then they have them arriving back at earth but the shot is cut down so larson isn't visible
Apologies, enjoy the CHEESE :DDDD
buts seriously asking if she was snatched an skinned slowly alive an gang raped would you pay to watch , asking for a m8
So, are the people defending her just Marvel shills or are they the fuckers who think that if you even think of criticizing anything female, you're a loser virgin?
>she went to get him
Lol yes which was retarded. Titan was systems away. How would she have any clue where he was?
More than you. I'm married, not waifu-ing the Human Lego.
I hate marvel trash, but Captain Marvel is a great movie and Brie is the best actress in Hollywood
So, you're a faggot, then.
Pillows aren't wives you fucking schizo.
She has a high tech Kree suit. Tony was also sending transmissions to Pepper. Two explanations right there
>finds one derelict ship in the vastness of space with minimal effort
>been sharing the same galaxy with a genocidal maniac, his army of fanatics, and his fuckhuge ship for twenty years
>been too "busy" to do anything about him
Yeah. Pillows don't give birth to twins either. Apply yourself.
You're off your meds pal.
Two headcanon explanations for shit writing you mean
Why did the Nova Force and Captain Marvel just let Thanos run amok for years?
BASED
BUT RUSSOS BASICALLY DE-FEMINIZED THE THEATER CUT THEMSELVES
THEY HATE HER AND MINIMIZED HER SCREENTIME TO A BARE MINIMUM
THEN HAD THANOS FALCONPUNCH HER CLEAR OUT OF THE MOVIE LMAO
Give it a fucking rest, fag. I've been happily married for six years and you're jerking it to the fungus queen. You lost this one before you started. Shit, maybe your parents rigged the game against you in the first place.
That's kind of where they fucked up the setting hard. There were cool things they could have done, but they just went full-retard with it.
>I've been happily married
Not him, but you cucked yourself. Ain't nothing like the freedom of the bachelor's life.
>tfw this was supposed to be a lyran
she has practically no dialogue until the scene with all the holograms and even then it's pointless. they made it very easy to just remove her from the movie
I wanted to raise kids. Somebody fucking has to.
She was so confused
Shill
I'll be having a kid in october, who /scaredshitless/ here?
>/scaredshitless/
Only for your kid. Get off the chan, concentrate on raising it and come back when you're an old fool, so it'd be easier for me to argue with you. Congrats, btw.
/BLG/ BRIE LARSON GENERAL - Captain Goddess edition
This, i watched it last night and it was dreadful.
Cheers buddy.
IT WAS ON PURPOSE
RUSSOS DONT WANT SOME NEW BITCH CRASHING THEIR DECADE LONG MCU FINALE
SHES ONLY IN THERE AT ALL OUT OF CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATION FOR PHASE 4 (IE THE END OF CAPESHIT)
BASICALLY GAVE HER 2 MINUTES OF SCREENTIME OUT OF 3 HOURS RUNTIME
AND NOT JUST THAT, THE WAY SHE GOT BTFO WITH THE POWER PUNCH STRAIGHT OUT OF FRAME
IT SHITS ALL OVER HER STRONGEST EVER MARYSUE CHARACTER LMAO
Should'a worn something skimpier is all.
I'll be a great dad and the kid'll have a great mum, but what can we do agains the influece of shit movies like captain marvel? Let's hope something wipes out the entire zoomer gen before october
Also shill
I don't understand why anyone liked here
>Square face
>Fake tits
>No ass
>Ugly feet
eternal joke
They think they will change someone's opinion
>Same phrases in all threads
Copy and paste
Is there any non-obvious explanation behind incels' obsession with this shopped image?
Its muhlennials who pushed captain marvel, all my zoomer friends go around yelling n***** and bashing captain marvel lol
Something is entering the upper atmosphere of the OP's virginity!
>but what can we do agains the influece of shit movies like captain marvel?
Don't watch it my nigger. Raise it on what we used to watch/consume, etc. That's what I plan on doing anyway. You have hindsight to remedy whatever mistakes you feel like your parents/society made, or the way kids are being raised in general now. You can also save it from growing up in a sedentary fashion in front of the screen. Sports and physical activity are never obsolete. Especially for a kid.
Kek, I don't give a shit about the movie. Capeniggers are lucky to have her.
Who're those cunts in the background?
Carol Danvers is THICC
It's the Queen of England.
>incels
Guess again. Like I said. Bachelor's lifestyle is the final redpill. But I also happen to have a type, and she fits it. And make no mistake, you niggers seething at the brieposting will never get old.
Zoomers are the main audience of this capetrash though, I saw the fortnite Thanos memes. Could you please commit generation wide mass suicide? I'm a little worried and it'd really ease my mind, thanks in advance
Shill
show the rest of the body now LMAO
gonna be sued dickless
fucking cuck
the tranny looking old cunt is her tranny handler. Brie herself is a more or less passable tranny herself, born Brian
ah bloo bloo
yikes
If you take Captain Marvel out of the scene, the scene looks even better.
WOMEN, HUMANS, you don't know them because you're a chimp, monkey, subhuman
Nice pic
Yeah, and makes no fucking sense.
BASED!
they were in space on their way to earth
could be close to the atmosphere
so captain marvel over there is indiana jones in
raiders of the lost ark remove both and the history remains the same
>WOMEN, HUMANS
LMAO
The Trinity of Phase 4
Exactly like the comics versions
>mysoginist
wew
Don't compare those hemorrhoids to Brie. Tessa is the sole reason she went hard left.
They met in late 2015, by early 2016 Brie stars posting PC shit on Twitter and of course the world renounced "wrinkle in time" comment, so really, it's all Tessa's fault. Makes no sense why she would suddenly change like that.
Of course, no one cares about Tessa so few are aware of the behind the scenes.
True, and Gadot is worse still if you do the research.
graziadaily.co.uk
>Gadot is worse
gal gadot is cute
She really stole the torch
Yeah right. I bet Tessa's cute too, lmao. Went and ruined a decent girl with her influence.
youtube.com
>M-muh capeshit
Aren't you a little to old to be getting your panties bunched up over this?
Gadot served in the army and killed muslims for a living, as based as they come. Brie is just a SJW cunt for no other reason than being a cunt
Larson is the stick now
*DABS ON CAPTAIN FEMINISM*
BASED RENNER DOESNT PLAY ALONG WITH HER IMPORTANT STRONG WOMEN BULLSHIT LMAO
looks like a hobbit, even as a loli she sucked
Should I be worried if I recognize myself in every one of those?
>and killed muslims for a living
Yeah, I bet she killed all five billion of em.
And Brie wasn't a SJW pre-Disney. From the looks of it, she's stepped down from that pedestal. Hasn't posted anything political in a very long time. It's just the Hollywood influence and Tessa's been shilling this meme for a while, so it was a match made in Hell.
Is this a puppet? It does not move like a human.
>Yeah, I bet she killed all five billion of em.
No, just a bunch of them. She's based as fuck but not the real wonder woman you see, that's just a character
>And Brie wasn't a SJW pre-Disney
I'll be sure to telegraph that info to my past self but I don't think he'll give a fuck either
woah, looks like Gal got titty implants!
Still skipping leg day, I see. And arm day. And hip day. And waist day.
BTFO! FEMINISM OFFICIALLY FINISHED
PUNCHED HER RIGHT OUT OF THE MOVIE LMAO
RUSSOS ARE COMPLETELY BASED, HILARIOUS SCENE
>THE FUTURE IS FEMALE!!
UM, NO SWEETY :^)
>No, just a bunch of them
Got any proof? Everyone there goes to the army, doesn't mean shit really. I'll give her props if she can change a single tire though.
Nah, they're real.
You get over the fear pretty quick. The exhaustion burns it right the fuck out of you. You basically go on robot-mode for about two years. Then new fears kick in.
Laughed out loud when this part came on
>appear for a few seconds
>make the entire threat of Thanos redundant
>break the plot with ridiculous power levels
>rinse and repeat 3/4 times over the course of the movie
Honestly when you see her destroying Thanos' ship in seconds and overpowering him, it kinda makes the whole movie fall flat.
I hope you're not raising a girl. It's gonna be tough.
>Got any proof?
She served in the idf it's what they do, where did Brie Larson serve?
>raising a girl
Biggest joke is when all the women come to her side, like she needed any help. And then none of them were around when Thanos punched her back into the lower atmosphere.
>served in the idf
As a model soldier for propaganda leaflets.
Women don't need to serve. It's not a job acquitted to a woman. And the idf means nothing to me until I see an official report.
If this is a Marvel vs DC thing, I could care less about capeshit, so don't bother.
> She served in the idf
Very few women in the IDF see real combat. She is nothing more than a rat-faced kike and you're a literal kike worshipper. Kill yourself.
> where did Brie Larson serve?
In the Air force, nigger.
No ones going to talk about these trips? What’s wrong with this board?
There was a beacon on the ship that Rocket tracked it with, Carol then left the Avengers facility to get Tony and Nebula to the facility
Maternal twins.
Have sex, Ahmed
>In the Air force, nigger.
No, she didn't
Then how do you explain this?
7/10 movie imo, decent but it aint great like everyone said. Same can be of most suoehero movies
>> where did Brie Larson serve?
>In the Air force, nigger.
It's true. Killed a few in 'Nam too.
Yeah, it'll be tough. But it's good to have siblings. You'll always have someone to watch over your shoulder. Try being a single kid and losing your family over the years until there's no one left. A sibling is basically an investment against that kind of experience.
That was unexpected and funny.
Thank you user.
It's part of an unwatchable feminist propaganda movie where a character says "why do you think they call it a cockpit sweetie"
>Ahmed
You must be smoking some ganja my guy. Chances are I'm whiter than you. Blonde/green eyed and not a single trace of """"cherokee"""" like most white people.
>feminist propaganda
>says the misogynist
I was shocked that she literally got punched out of the movie. She really trivialized the entire conflict of the movie, it's like Dr Strange and his sling ring and the writers just gloss over the obvious solutions.
I'm not mysoginist, the movie is just garbage and Brie can't act for shit.
WHY IS BRIE LARSON, SJW #1, CAPTAIN FEMINISM, JUST SO UNLIKABLE
WHY DO HER COSTARS ALL HATE HER
THEY ARE LITERALLY PAID TO TOLERATE HER BUT JUST CANT STAND HER
PROFESSIONAL ACTORS WHO PLAY PRETEND FOR A LIVING
CANT BRING THEMSELVES TO LIKE BRIE LARSON EVEN FOR A 2 MINUTE INTERVIEW LMAO
Imagine being offended by Brie not laughing at the cockpit joke. You're pathetic.
>WHY IS BRIE LARSON, SJW #1
Not even. Tessa's far worse, and an influence. That friendship officially turned things sour.
>THEY ARE LITERALLY PAID
Then let them suffer, kek. It's an overpaid profession anyway.
I meant
I'm not offended and I laughed too. The movie was so fucking awful it unintentionally turned into a comedy very early on
I saw some webms of her presumably from Endgame(I haven't seen it) and it looked like she had an ass now or wore padding.