"No, Bond, you can't fire your Walther PPK sideways and hope to hit anything."

becareful posting that on a subreddit here keks

>I won't waste my breath asking you to return it.

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>No Ms.Bond, you can't drive an Impala to the French Riviera.

>This is a called a "tip card", 007. It fits snugly in your wallet, like so, and shows you how much additional money you should pay to help blend in when under cover.

what an absolute cuck gun

what was flemming thinking

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>007, for the last time we cannot issue you a lifetime free pass to KFC.

kek

Dont talk shit about the ppk you dumb faggot

It's supposed to be concealable while he's undercover. Ppk will kill fine enough

Fuck back to pol with this racist shit.

>Nooooo stop making jokes about a thing on the internet!

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go hide in your safe-space and we magically disappear.

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It's not to be used like a field rifle. You use it indoors. The point is that Bond uses his wits and driving ability more than that he's a capeshit supertrooper.

Fuck back to plebbit with this SJW shit.

Cope better an seethe less transfag

A View to a Cell

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The Nig Who Nogged Me

Nope because its actually just funny.

On Her Majesty's Social Service

Guarantee you are suburb kids who never deal with PoC.

The Spy who Mugged Me

How about: The racist white kid who makes racist jokes and thinks they’re funny or original in any way.

In on Yea Forums and doesn't recognize one of the more famous quotes from a very popular movie youtube.com/watch?v=bo4Fon0h8zU

>suburb kids who never deal with PoC
said that SJW transfag in his white suburb whos homeschooled cos he said he liked pink as a kid , now castrated an awaiting his Dick cut off by liberals lezza mommas , Honk honk post your an hero

>Miss Bond, the chips you have just pocked have no value outside of this casino... and you are only stealing from yourself.

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>never deal with PoC.
This is true privilege.

MODs timmy tard is raging

hello summer

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>I'm rather pleased with this one. We've just created "dank shades" that will allow you to read cursive lettering!

>The name’s Bond. Bail Bond.

an theres no bikes in the carpark
Based .

My sides.

>Called a summer
>By a newfag
how will I recover

The Man With The Golden Gums

>I rang you an hour ago.

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>craig
>bond

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>Perhaps Q can invent you a watch? We don't want a repeat incident at the airport next time you miss a flight.

Dr No unless free .

Chicken Royale

Yeah but large calibre deagles are nigger guns. Says so much about you.

>You report to me but M does not stand for Massa.

When Gorgeous Kino was Based as Hell

Ruins Franchise for ethnics who dont even watch it

Racial jokes arent oppressive you fucking product. Factory produced npc.

The Man With Golden .. .....Call the Cops

>No, Mr. Bond. This watch isn't the same as "the ones you get for free with your friends when your basketball team wins the game"

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The Spy who Robbed Me

based

Diamonds Are For Stealing

It's so he can hide it under his suit jacket you absolute retard. Why do you think it only has a single stack magazine with 6 boolets?

Casino Royale / Blacks not allowed

No 007, you didn't have to steal the Aston, its your company car. And we're exchanging the spinners you fitted with the factory standard rims.

>He thinks shitposting on tv has anything to do with summer
>He thinks kids in highschool don't phonepost during class

>007, you have a license to kill but you have *clap* to have *clap* it *clap* on *clap* you!

I'm loving the Q posts.

Glad you got Greentext ,
Now fuck off back to your shitbag ass sucking cunts , bet you missing them upvotes
Christ I need to visit you an str8 you out in the irl , nah get LEA out cos your hidden folder , expect the V& . 5 ..4.. 3..

summerfags don't exist anymore since the 8 year olds have smartphones now

>00K, try to keep your voice down this time. You are undercover.

But we do agree that these edgelords are underage and don't belong here?

I hate these New Plebbit cunts here who have not lurked an they treat this place like a kikebook/twatter , an LOL LOL :-) Yeah Chan an Link you in , its great

This place is lost ..

Making jokes you don't like for political reasons doesn't make a person an edgelord. Grow up and stop blaming other people for your feelings.

This place is lost all Good guys going Back to moots bbs on that onion now , those who come with him cannot say what its called , Its Hardcore but Top Kek .

>no 007, we are not "finna bouta rob some nappy headed hoes." Now please stop interrupting, and for god sakes please stop getting chicken grease all over the mission documents.

None of the posts I quoted were jokes. I'm in this thread for the jokes, not for /pol/trans drama.

*hi-point

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Have sec

>Ms.Bond, where is the PPK you were issued and why is the serial number filed off of this Hi-Point you're carrying?

>Racism is funny: the thread
Cringed hard.

>It's not designed to support an extended magazine!

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Dr Hell Naw
You Only Get Parole Twice
From Ghetto with Rocks
Goldnigger
Coonraker
Casino Royale with Cheese
In Her Majesties Housing Projects
Diamonds are for Pimps
A View to a Cell
The Man With the Golden Gat
The Spy who Mugged Me
Never Say Nigger Again

youtube.com/watch?v=VuO34MDezzU

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dat my glawk fody

>For Colonel Sanders, Jaymes?

Why do these memes always go for African AMERICAN stereotypes? Isn't bond British? Wouldn't blame k lady bond be British? Dont British blacks have any memes of their own? Or is this just more clandestine America worship

>why did you ran away from agent 009 he was supposed to be your contact

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What are some black bong stereotypes?

>007, it's a license to kill, not a license to fill, now please stop blowing your cover by filling your pockets with shrimp at every cocktail party