Freedom isn't fee

>do you REALLY have what it takes

BRING IT DOWN. BRING IT ALL DOWN.

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>You can't out act me, boy. Don't even try.
Is he the best celebrity in the movie?

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Surprise cockfags

pussies hate dicks because dicks fucks vaginas chump but you know what dicks fuck they fuck assholes

No me gusta!

Reminder that this movie got Sean Penn so butt blasted he wrote Parker and Stone a letter telling them to go fuck themselves.

matt damon

Lol why do people get so emotionally invested over jokes?
People who cant into humor are NPCs.

at the time this movie came out, a 20oz bottle of coke cost exactly $1.05 in my town. I'd laugh every time.

How is Sean Penn not dead? He got the biggest drug dealer in the world busted because he is a literal idiot.

>To Trey Parker and Matt Stone,

>I remember a cordial hello when you guys were beginning to be famous guys around Hollywood at some party. I remember several times getting a few giggles out of your humor. I remember not being bothered as you traded on my name among others to appear witty, above it all, and likeable to your crowd. I never mind being of service, in satire and silliness.

>I do mind when anybody who doesn't have a child, doesn't have a child at war, or isn't or won't be in harm's way themselves, is encouraging that there's "no shame in not voting" "if you don't know what you're talking about" (Mr. Stone) without mentioning the shame of not knowing what your talking about, and encouraging people to know. You guys are talented young guys but alas, primarily young guys. It's all well to joke about me or whomever you choose. Not so well, to encourage irresponsibility that will ultimately lead to the disembowelment, mutilation, exploitation, and death of innocent people throughout the world. The vote matters to them. No one's ignorance, indcluding a couple of hip cross-dressers, is an excuse.

>All best, and a sincere fuck you,

>Sean Penn

you mean a gigantic socialist weasel?

wait what?

Matt Damon

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You gotta give it a 110%

But I'm not gay

Matt Damon was originally going to have actual dialogue, but Matt and Trey though this puppet ended up "looking retarded" he they only had him say his name.

The real Matt Damon loved his puppet when he saw the movie, and said that had they asked him, he would have voiced it.

And now there's a sugar tax on every soda sold in the US.

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Nice going FAG

matt damon

god what a fucking self righteous douche lol

>t. asshole covered in shit

>No Chris, stay away from her!
>FUCK YOU SHE WANTS TO HELP US
>No, Chris... she's acting

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>no shame in not voting
Wait what? It has been a long time since I saw this film but was there something like this?
They even have episode in south park where they encourage voting. Vote or die

Alec Baldwin became aware of him being a character in the film and wanted to voice his own puppet. Matt and Trey, believing that Alec Baldwin wanted to do it to seem 'in on it' and cool, declined and said they were happy with their impersonator.

>believing
>not 100% the case
Where are you pulling that from? I'd like to know so I can keep an eye out for further spin.

>i think he's saying
>sneed me
>sneed me
smartass motherfucker

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>Muhammad Ali

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I've seen it like 5 times and I don't remember that being a message at all

has Hollywood ever been so irrevocably blown the fuck out since?

I think maybe it was a statement Stone made in an outside thing, and that Penn just dredged it up cause he's a faggot who can't make an argument.

It's neocon propaganda and pro-Zionist.

Sean Penn was unironically in the right here. Parker and Stone advocated nihilism and depoliticisation so America could continue their wars.

AMERICA FUCK YEAH

>it's a "nu-/pol/ redditfugee can't take a goddamn joke" episode
Every day with this awful rerun.

In what fucking way is it neocon when it shows the Team America crew blowing shit up at random like a bunch of fucking morons.

Is it because they don't constantly make fun of dumb backwards hicks and piss on crucifixes while the main character makes a long speech about the importance of diversity and fighting racism before all the actors join together in a climactic epic battle to put down Team America?

Sometimes war is the answer.
Also, you are a homosexual.

> I promise you I will never die.

The two make a Bruckheimer film better than Bruckheimer.

Kind of nuts that in 20 years the Paris terrorist attack opening went from ludicrous parody to bitingly poignant.

Best part is the panthers tho.
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>your acting skills are fading with the ages

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>Jesus tittyfucking Christ, I could've swore she was telling the truth!
>That's why they call it acting

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Can Team America be made today?

Gary says "spade" in reference to black people

so no

What do you think the dick, pussies are assholes speech is about? Or did you just think "le funny swearwords lol"?

> Americans have the right to invade sovereign countries because otherwise the "assholes" in those countries will "shit on everything"

Sure they blow everything up, but that's Matt and Treys attempt to be neutral.

it’s for your well being user :3

This was the movie that made me realize Matt Stone and Trey Parker could easily write songs for a living.

THERE'S A HEAVY FUCKIN FEE

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Just rewatched this a week ago. Noticed for the first time that when gary is hitting rock bottom at the bar he’s got his hammer in front of him

And if you don't throw in your buck 'o five, who will?

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It was a different time

you really just take everything at face value huh

The version I heard was they were friends with him and he mentioned once that people who saw him in the street and recognised him would frequently just stare dumbfounded and say "Matt Damon!", so they made that his character

AND IF YOU DON'T PAY THAT BUCK 0 FIVE WHO WILL

he is a rapist

it's basically the 100th episode of south park moral all over again about america balancing each other out and being able to do whatever it wants

"If you don't agree with sitting around with your dick in your hand while bad shit happens then you want to invade other nations ad hoc"

wew okay sure kid

FAG

You really changed the world, didn't you FAG?

More like
>sometimes you have to do bad things to stop worse people from doing worse things

Wow, to think this is what qualifies as the replacement for Carl Sagan. Holy shit.

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One of my favorite movies of all time

Did anyone ever say that freedom is free?

This movie is unironically kino

Racist.

no they don't and nobody thinks that except you and Sean Penn you fucking retard

Is there even sugar in sodas in the US? I thought they replaced it all with corn

They use real sugar in the throwback sodas and while it tastes exactly the same it goes flat in an hour.

He's a Captain Black looking motherfucker

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>there will never be a sequel
Is this a good or bad thing given the current state of South Park?