DORA IS A KIDS MOVIE!
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Is he right? I haven't seen it.
She's prettier now.
Is the word "throbbing"?
Obviously not going to read an unarchived link like OP posted.
what was that word?
>one word in particular has readers shocked
C_ _ _ Y
>THR upset that a children's movie isn't perverted degenerate shit like Euphoria
Hoping it breaks a bil now
He's absolutely right. Moners tits are practically in your face.
>Something seems off and far too Hollywood-ish from the very beginning, where we find the 16-year-old Dora (the earnestly conscientious, rather mature and nothing if not lively Isabela Moner)
>Although this franchise relies upon preteens for its core audience, upping the ages of its protagonists to a more hormonal demographic makes one imagine that prospective viewers have been exposed to at least mildly rugged Indiana Jones or Transformers-like action
>What keeps things alive, up to a point, is the imperturbable attitude of the titular heroine, who is invested with try-and-stop-me spirit by Moner, who's actually 18 and looks it despite preventive measures. The same goes for Wahlberg, who's 19. There's a palpable gap you can't help but notice between the essentially innocent, borderline-pubescent nature of the leading characters and the film itself, and the more confident and mature vibes emanating from the leading actors. The director seems to be trying to keep the hormones at bay, but there are some things you just can't disguise, perhaps human nature first and foremost. Dora seems committed to projecting a pre-sexualized version of youth, while throbbing unacknowledged beneath the surface is something a bit more real, its presence rigorously ignored. To be believed, this story should have been set in 1955.
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Tell us how you really feel Todd McCarthy
cunny
>one word
NI-
>titular
>unarchived link like OP posted
It's News Australia. Give them clicks.
thicc
>roasties fearing a young hot girl
This guy also did a review of The Incredibles 2 where he talked about how horny he was for Elastigirl
So i think i know what he was trying to say but sucked at saying it.
Basically he was trying to get at was that the actress who was 18, and clearly of age, was trying to act like a pre-pubecent girl and it was really awekward and weird to watch because you know why she is trying to act like that, but with the visual of her clearly not being pre-pubecent its really cringy and awkward to watch.
is he, dare i say it, /ourguy/?
COMFY
>when you're a hollywood piece of shit who can't help reveal his constant paedophilic and disgusting sexual fantasies
hang them all
Would boogie.
Moner is so hot that she even makes critics just post about how they want to fuck her.
She's going to be the most desired thing in the world for years to come.
THROBBING
The raid on the ICE camp scene was absolute kino. Best part is when Diego has Baby Jaguar rip Trump’s face off.
Corny?
>if you're attracted to an 18 year old, you're a pedophile
huh
moner give me boner
Quintessentially based.
>16 year old
>preteen
>hormonal
>titular
>palpapable gap
>essentially innocent, borderline pubescent
>mature vibes
>presexualized
>throbbing
Lads
She wasn't 18 when filming you pedo turd
>mfw they do reshoots because of this madlad
TITULAR
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BE ATTRACTED TO A GIRL WHO IS ALMOST 18 YOU CAN'T DO THIS
t. doesn't even know that over half the U.S. states have an AOC of 16
Still legal.
Also
>teen
>'pedo'
>>>>>reddit>>>>
>Moner will never belittle my penis
Feels bad
So Moner is guaranteed to blow up big as a star right? Everyone wants to fuck her
A lister within a year
Dare I say
he is /ourguy/
Imagine getting paid to talk about how hard you get from kids movies
This guy might as well be crowned the king of Yea Forums
Probably only if she gets a capeshit role. She's too small and not a good enough actor to be an Emma Stone or something like that.
Do you think he's browsed some Yea Forums Moner threads?
That's a fancy way of saying she has breasts in the movie
nice cunny
She'll be sought out for one. She's just got star written all over her.
>ITS NOT OUR PROBLEM WE CAST A NUBILE YOUNG ACTRESS WHO IS IN HER PRIME, ITS YOU, YOU FUCKING PEDOPHILE
She was up for the role in Black Widow that went to Florence Pugh
>couple of upset tweets in all caps
ABSOLUTE UPROAR
SEVERE BACKLASH
CRITIC UNDER FIRE
DEFCON 1
is there plenty of creep candid shots then
Bumblebee gif where?
I've asked this a few times and nobody seems to know what I'm talking about, but does anybody happen to remember that story some user wrote about her being an intern who has to degrade herself for a bunch of businessmen?
exactly, she's already in the conversation for big movies she hasn't even had a big lead role yet
You think she was 12 when they filmed this?
>She's going to be the most desired thing in the world for years to come.
The whole world held their breath waiting for the Olsen twins to turn 18. There was no end to the pedo-bait shit about them. They didn't exactly end up living up to the hype, now did they? It's entirely possible that she's plateauing as we speak.
that shit was wild, theres a screencap somewhere
She's already 18 and looks as perfect as ever.
Where was this? Seems like it was a small english town in the midlands.
>she was 18 officer i swear
>no she wasn't
>OF COURSE SHE WASN'T who cares lmao
Please turn yourself into a mental facility before you hurt anyone
Their problem is they were too famous and developed mental issues. Like Lindsey Lohan. Moner seems pretty normal.
they were hot up until about their mid 20s
ikr what sort of creep would sexualize Dora the Explorer?
shithole then
no 17 year old is in her prime. I'm in my prime.
They JUSTed themselves.
>Moner seems pretty normal.
she knows whats in her knickers and not giving it up
eww
>Getting arrested in a state where the age of consent is 16 for banging a 17 year old? This one was invented by our writers.
I literally woke up from a dream about having a bath with Isabela Moner
So it was a spa and while we're in the tub she smiled and suddenly took her swimming suit off. I got a boner.
The very idea of it was so surreal so I kept thinking "am I dreaming"? Then I was like "oh shit" and just woke up
Thanks for reading
she will date every top director like Jlo
kek
i'm so sorry bruh
Enjoy Gen Pop
that was just some jailbait thing though, Moner is actually hot independent of "is young"
See your own post for reference you braindead pedo.
Your defense for lusting over her was that she is 18 which she wasn't when filming.There is no way to spin this.
Why would a cop care about the age of someone I'm with who is older than 16? I don't live in a third world sharia nation or god forbid in a country run by the jews where I get my foreskin cut off right after birth.
I don't dream about her yet
but I stayed in bed all morning thinking about kissing her back
It's a kids movie featuring as its lead actress an amazingly attractive super sexy extremely erotic and above all legal worldwide caramel goddess with perfect clavicles, pits, tummy and toes
if you watch this film and DON'T throb rigorously you should get yourself checked out
Post yoga webm
Not memeing here, what's the problem?
>I've asked this a few times and nobody seems to know what I'm talking about, but does anybody happen to remember that story some user wrote about her being an intern who has to degrade herself for a bunch of businessmen?
I do.
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Learn to archive, newfag.
whore in the making. next, she'll be seen with a black boyfriend. screencap this, bois.
It's legal to fuck a 16 year old without restrictions in my state and NOTHING you say can change that or make it pedophilia.
>that lower mouth area
The wall gets ever more ruthless, doesn't it?
He wrote a professional workplace review with his erection.
for the love of god POST IT
I do requests.
Yeah but you shouldn't put that in your professional film review.
My money is on CURVY
>also, nice clickbait title in OP link, srsly fuck journalism
Its 14 here
Can you imagine what it would've been like if the Internet was popular in 1994 when Leon came out?
The first and foremost allegience of journalistic ethics is to the truth. If that truth is that the cute girl in the Dora movie gave you a thick meaty glistening erection then so be it.
>when you get your legal advice from TV shows
pusy
Nice. But I'm talking about a U.S. states, which is memed the hardest with "18" as the AOC (there is no federal age of consent btw)
Her makeup artist sucks
you wish
Hello Yea Forums, Elon Musk here.
I promise you to mass-produce sentient Monerbots by 2020 if one of you gets quads.
what?
All fine and dandy but a fat incel giggling to himself while writing throbbing in his review is different from saying the main actress seems a bit mature for the character she is portraying or something
...
Correct.
>when you brainwash an entire country with a stupid staged "reality" show about catching "pedophiles" trying to bang 16 year olds into thinking that the national age of consent is 18
But seriously, fuck Chris Hansen
>who's actually 18 and looks it despite preventive measures.
not when she shot the movie, Todd!
I HAVE TO SEE THIS MOVIE
Tomboy Moner or Feminine Moner?
What the fuck is wrong with her nose?
She's very beautiful.
>17 years, 11 months, and 29 days
>bad
>18 years
>good
It's called a shadow, user.
16 is legal in 35 U.S. states
No, not romeo and julliet laws. Legal, period, no restrictions.
Tomboy Moner anytime, she looks like a random instathot on that pic
looks like they're already in production
oh boy
Frens reminder this not a mutt board but mongolian one ok
It's not likely though. She's certain to continue being one of the most attractive ladies in the world.
I bet her next boyfriend is some reggaeton guy in a PR relationship.
If it's a kids movie why did they make Dora so banging hot?
Honor my preorder of the ryrybot first you hack
Looks like Paris.
>saying sexual things about underage girls bad
>saying the same things about grown up women good
Exactly.
I banged many teens growing up an all were dead scared af dead fish lying there , get 18 yo hotties instead
God is working through your hands, user. My heart and my folders swell.
Scooby Doo 3 is back on the men you boys
maybe it's because english is not my first language but I still don't get what's so damn bad about this review
>Look, daddy's home :)
Is that one word c*nny?
That's not how you greentext you retarded piece of shit.
he spent the entire review poorly veiling that he wanted to fuck the main actress instead of talking about the film
>which is memed the hardest with "18" as the AOC
Because that's what it is in California where all the police TV shows are made.
How do I explain this to you Rasheed...
Cunnilicious
can someone help brother with dream about working with moner story?
>moner thread
I see moner, she gives me boner
Don't tell me how to greentext newfag, I was there before greentexting was even a thing
GIB MONERBOT GF NOW SPACEBOI
kek when this board is just a subreddit now , seethe less , none of the newfags lurk any moar
It's amazing Yea Forums hasn't turned on her, they usually turn on waifus so fast. A testament to how hot she is.
>17
>underage
In fact, this one was made up by our writers. Only 11 states actually have an age of consent as high as 18
hes right, are we not supposed to point out that Moner has clearly finished puberty and is now a woman?
>greentext newfag, I was there
mfw when there .
Unfortunately she won't give me attention because I'm an loner
she knows the power of her loliness
she needs to be binned now
she will Never do a Pretty Baby remake
>Close your eyes user
>Now open it
sure there is she was hot when she was 14
oldhag
gayfag
I want to sleep with her, just sleep.
L I P S
How long before she's topping all those "Top 100" Maxim type lists?
she is perfect
I want to make out with her for a very long time, wish her a good night and then go home, masturbate and think about what our next date will be like.
Is she about to have her breakout moment and become a megastar?
I like how the first thing anyone can say when she appears is how hot she is. No exception.
/ourguy/
When was your first Moner boner?
Because she has remained 10/10.
Dear god, please make sure she NEVER hits the wall. I'll worship you every day if you do this.
wtf marky mark is 19?!?!?!
She will smash through it, leaving it in rubble.
I'd give my life for a kiss from her
where's satan at
>How long before she's topping all those "Top 100" Maxim type lists?
Now that she's 18, she'll be on the next list.
with that tiny thing , keks hope its a grower
>"Top 100" Maxim type lists
Banned in Bong for being sexistism,
Moner rhymes with ...
I know this is a shitty troll, but you said pedo, which has nothing to do with the age of consent. Why did you move the goal posts
sneed
Rate my movie idea Yea Forums
Loner
Stoner
Groaner
Rover
>Why did you do something to provoke a reply
We'll probably never know.
Netflix live action adaptation/10
The Moner
Since a month ago
They did some filming of Transformers 5 in England for some reason
The Loner?
What was the point of your comment?
fyi someone capped the entire thing in the original thread.
>The whole world held their breath waiting for the Olsen twins to turn 18
Maybe I'm too young but I legit do not remember this.
Britney, yeah. Maybe Lohan, too.
But not the Olsen twins. They look always looked like ayylmaos
No, they had it. Big time.
N...
CRAMBONER
one more inc
Is she the Ana de Armas of the jailbait world?
What is she ready for?
Nudes when?
Ana is over the hill and Moner isn't jailbait anymore
Why do they look like crackheads but in fancy makeup
>creepy
Oof
>for years to come
How'd that turn out for the Olsen Twins or in more recent years, Chloe or Ariel? kek bitch will be forgotten in about 2 years when the next hot piece of jailbait decides to ditch Teen Disney and try to make it in hollywood.
Mmmm
>favorite actor or actress
>leonardo dicaprio
youtube.com
I just want to see Leo fuck Yea Forums's waifu for the cope
Isabela de Armas
Ana isn't at all though
This guy posts on here
she's not beloved cos she's "jailbait", she's beloved cos she's hot
and just what am i supposed to do with a little boy with no tits, you dumb fuck
Chloe, who turned into a fridge, and Ariel Winter, who got fat and removed her tits which were literally the only thing people liked about her. Not very good examples.
None of them were anywhere near as attractive as Moner.
Gay
>those lips
jesus lord
Don't you wish that were you?
What cope? Leo is based and white
There was a website that had a clock counting down until they were 18
wtf The Hollywood Reporter is based now?
Chloe was dropped well before she turned into a fridge. Just like the Catwoman thot got dropped well before she turned into Cakewoman. You must be a newfag if you don't remember.
Sure thing lad.
>none of them were anywhere near as attractive as Money
Yeah you're definitely retarded, monkey.
Mmph. Just want to drink her down.
Based Hollywood Reporter
GRIIIIIIIFFITH
Real talk though, does my girl Dora still teach Spanish in this movie?
>before crack
>after crack
I'd turn her asshole into lasagna before and after.
Chloe was turning into a fridge by like 13. Her huge shoulders and hands, and zero tits or hips were a source of mockery early
Look Pluto, a gay.
I'm not saying no one cared, I just don't recall it being as heavily anticipated as he implies.
Where I do remember Britney was a big deal.
>Just like the Catwoman thot got dropped well
This is a lie. She got dropped when she got fat, then got picked back up solely to drop her again harder when she went full loony
>posts picture from over two years ago even though she's been hot in everything in that two years
Give me a Joi first.
Moner has already lasted longer than both of them
la reina Isabela
Those were dropped because they stopped being hot. Moner doesn't have that problem.
6 years ago
Wasn't her last job yachting for a sheikh or something?
>look, the walls here :(
>that dog has seen her naked
God, these lips are made for sucking cock
>t.oasty
You wish.
Jesus christ, what is wrong with these people?
He's done more then that
Yes I'm sure that guy was totally serious.
>NOOOO THAT GIRL IS ONLY 17 YEARS, 11 MONTHS AND 363 DAYS, HOW DARE YOU BE ATTRACTED TO HER??????
>generaic beaner thot
I can't tell the difference between her, Selena Gomez or Ariana Grande. Why are all of you losing your mind over this bitch?
Read his entire review. Its blown way out of proportion of course be easily triggered twitter sjw fags.
I get whats hes trying to say but he was expecting something totally off the left field from a kids franchise. Obviously hormonal teens and sex is an inherent part of the age Dora is set as but this was not the movie to expect a realistic coming of age story, bitch has a monkey friend.
weak troll
We aren't gay
Ask a guy who fucked a 16 year old when I was 24 anything
She is the perfectly formed specimen.
We live in a post-ironic world, user.
Ariana is italian.
She makes 95% of people horny, and the last 5% angry.
PERUVIAN GIRLS FUCK DOGS!
I'll tell you what is throbbing alright
>Amerimutts actually believe this
KEK
lmao, I don't understand why 99% of americans get all riled up about a 16-year old having tits when the AoC isn't even 18 in all states. It's like they've been brainwashed to forget about their own teens when they fucked, sucked and thought about sex constantly.
Moner is vastly more attractive than Chloe or Ariel Winter was. Ariel Winter isn't even good looking, her appeal was just "big tits" and she lost those.
formerly a 15-year-old
>shame on critic for sexualizing 17yo girl
>also love little kids dancing and twerking in LGBT pride parades, that's so cute
The reviewer's an absolute madman
>news.com.au
>article is a million twitter screen caps
im glad the normienet suffers as i do
She is an adult. When are people allowed to be attracted to her?
When she's 35.
very antisemitic
huh... you gotta admit she's got us there...
Mary Pickford, playing a child in the 1919 film "Daddy Long Legs" She was 27 at the time.
That being said... hollywood has sexualized children for years; both in their films (bad) and in real life (far worse).
Suddenly the person in OP's image wants to blame the guy who points out that this is morally wrong?
I would expect nothing less from the amoral and immoral left, whose goal is the total destruction of the world.
Twenty years of domination.
yeah only whites want to fuck this peruvian girl lmao
wtf is wrong with americans?
It's a moot point anyways. Sexual features are sexual features. While hebe is morally wrong it's not in any way indicative of a mental illness.
If you're trying to champion morals here of all places you might be stupid.
He's right. Everyone misinterpreted what he meant by "she's committed to showing a pre-sexualized child", meaning she's dressed and moves and for all intents and purposes is a fucking slut, but talks and acts like a baby retarded child. It's fucking weird.
Anyone from Yea Forums seen this movie yet?
>shes too hot, its not believable that nobody reacts to her
what an idiotic take, jesus christ.
>i don't say this lightly
Yeah ya do.
you might be right, she in fact has gotten noticeably heavier lately
SHAZAM!
Imagine being with her in bed during a cold night of winter, pure comfy
It is very laudable of you to make his way of saying it look better in comparison.
haha yeh that would be comfy
>wide fat man feet
gay
>Being attracted to a sexually mature woman is illegal in America
lmao
UH OH what's this?! She supported Killary?! SHE HATES DRUMPF?!! *GASP!* Sorry Yea Forums she ain't redpilled so you fucks should stop making threads now.
During the medieval period, Catholic Church defined twelve to be the marriageable age for women... So, either you choose to call all your ancestors pedophiles or accept that age 12 is fine AoC
shut her down boys
it's over
Roasties getting desperate
>Being attracted to a sexually mature woman is illegal in America
Sauce?
>samefag
She has perfect feet.
How long would you last in her, Yea Forums?
I give myself 30 seconds at max
She's gonna blow something, that's for sure
>TRUMP WON YOU LIBERTARDS
holy fucking BASED
FUCK TRUMP!!!
You could at least have made a joke about "blow up big" meaning get fat
literal bigfoot
Duck
>That black dude's face when he approches.
10
>Dora seems committed to projecting a pre-sexualized version of youth, while throbbing unacknowledged beneath the surface is something a bit more real, its presence rigorously ignored. To be believed, this story should have been set in 1955.
very good ending and i like the touch of his little seethe that not more people enjoy isabella "the boner hoarder" moner
>her hips
nice
Moner for President!
user, do you know how autistic you need to be to want a teenage girl who supports Trump?
The only "normal" Trump supporters are men who work blue collar jobs. Everyone else is a freak.
This, while i enjoy this piece of his, it's not really appropriate for his chief it seems.
Moaner
yup
STOP MAKING THREADS ABOUT HER YOU PERVERTS!!
all night baby
Dammit
It's happening
Yea how is this possible? I thought he made rap music in the 80s. How the FUCK is Mark Wahlberg only 19?
Never!
And of course by that age. She can get married to men 4x her age and no one bats an eye. But one year lower and you are branded a pervert.
This stupid country...
She's gonna hit the wall hard
Remember Ariel Winter?
Latina women are cursed
what do you think her poops look and smell like?
Ariel winter was never attractive. All she had was tits, but she cut them off.
Ariel is Greek you retard. She just had shitty genes and bad direction
relevant
>Ariel winter was never attractive
Not that user, but come on.
She was pretty great, but as soon as she got emancipated from her mom (who was secretly her grandma) who was "starving" her, she started getting fat.
In another world, she could have been great
She's mexican so that kinda gives you an idea
doesn't hinder my erection in any way, don't get me wrong
And how exactly will she hit the wall? She's not going to spontenously be not hot. Ariel Winter got rid of her tits, that was her only good point. Yes she got fat then but Moner won't
No she isn't.
She was always chubby with a plain face. Then she got full on fat.
>Chloe was dropped well before she turned into a fridge
why are you even discussing this, we have the exact moment captured she got dropped universally.
she was years irrelevant by then
she has lost a lot of weight