Is there any actual good sports movies?

bwahahahha

they weren't even being subtle just fuck hamilton up famalamazoids lmao

I really don't get this argument. How is comparing a female professional fighter to a regular dude off the street a fair comparison?

making the comparison between a professionally trained man and woman however, that's a different story. there isn't a single female fighter in the UFC that could defeat even the worst male fighter and that's fucking fact

They replaced the pit stop workers with midgets standing on each other's shoulders, as a joke.

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go wash your greasy hair you incel with terrible posture and 0 conditioning

yeah right I would destroy the entire WMMA division

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I did

Space Jam

are women good at taking a beating because of evolution or just cause other women can't hit hard enough?

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Pretty good

Women need to be raped. It is the only language they understand. Women enjoy rape. Don't let them tell you otherwise, because they are notorious liars and don't know their own minds. Women want to be held down and fucked hard. They want to be made to cry and scream. Women have a biological imperative to be raped. Did you know that women who are raped are twice as likely to conceive as women who have unprotected consensual sex? It is a fact. Women who are raped often have orgasms as well - some women have never had an orgasm in their lives save for a rape. The desire to be sexually dominated is deeply programed into the woman. This is a fact of evolution that cannot be denied without women becoming unbalanced. Feminism is really just an outward manifestation of an internal problem with modern women. These 'feminists' desperately want to be put in their place. That's why they act out so much and are so belligerent. Whether they know it or not, subconsciously they want to piss men off and get men to make them submit. They want to be slapped in the face, told to shut the fuck up, and then raped until they can't stand up. This is what women really want. I say we give it to them.

so this is the guy who lives above my apartment

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nunes would sheem cm punk

What the fuck is going on in that video

Major League

tin cup

>Happy Gilmore
>Major League
>The Damned United
>Rocky I-IV
>The Wrestler (in a movie capacity i guess pro wrestling is kind of a sport)

anti-sports nerd here, sports are for normalfags, meatheads and assholes. Here's a list of great sports movies
Bring It On, Rollerball, Blood of Heroes, Sandlot, Cool Runnings, White Men Can't Jump.

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why watch a movie when you can watch the real deal
youtube.com/watch?v=f-MKcPVaPy8
youtube.com/watch?v=WIZeooEUXYc

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Fucking Ronda Rousey, as washed out as she is, could arm-bar that pussy into submission easily.

indeed

No but there are* some you ESL monkey

sòy

i dislike seeing pretty girls get beat up it should only be orcish looking ones

Don't bother. They don't watch combat sports. They probably think rapid wing-chun wrist grabs work, too.

low test

I guess that's not terrible as a type of cardio training you do inbetween other drills

It's poor form, man. He's not generating anything and his swings suck. There's actually a method to shadowboxing. I know I'm taking the bait but he's nigger tier swinging.

Bottas, the other Mercedes driver, was scheduled to stop so they had his tires ready
Hamilton wasn't scheduled to stop, but then he came off on the final bend and had to quickly get in an unscheduled stop, for a new front wing and tires
chaos ensued as the pit crew didn't have his tires ready and mixed up with Bottas' tires.

Its an extremely slow pit-stop. The average for formula one is around 2-3 seconds.

>the fight clock is brought to you by ModelOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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what about old ladies?

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Why even do this?

I know you son of a bitch, which is why I said cardio. Yeah, his form is worse than useless but those swings will still get him winded. What's it got to do with shadowboxing? Anyway, I'm not really defending it, all I said is it's not terrible if it's just for cardio

It's not the best, fatass. He could be actually shadowboxing or doing more explosive workouts.

A Prayer Before Dawn

Post your favourite heems

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Are they really in the same weight class?

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I'm so not fat two of me could easily fit inside ur mum's belly.
What he's doing is basically a light jog while swinging halfassedly, again, not the worst inbetweener. Probably does more than if he were to just jog

What's uhh, what's goin on in this thread?

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mma is for dorks homie y'ever watch stannup carlmedy?

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did he died?

he could unironically heem every single female fighter

Have sex

Nah he's still alive

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>Is there any

>A Prayer Before Dawn
The only good fight/prison film in years.

My favourite wasn't a 'heem' but a tko. This shit was beautiful to see live. I fucking hated tito too.

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because Japan loves freak shows

masvidal though he don't admit is playing the promotion game pretty well now. ever since he 1-2'd that english black dude he's been on the map. The english dude is a pretty good fighter too, his name just escapes me now.

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Women sports should be illegal.

Till

Masvidal plays the game well but obviously showcases he has red lines he hates seeing crossed

black guy is probably Leon Edwards, who just beat RDA? the guy is big for welterweight and is probably gonna fuck him up if they fight

>Leon Edwards
Yeah, he's "good". And by good, I mean he's a point-fighting nigger at best. He has no KO power or outstanding wrestling, so he just coasts through the rounds and hopes to win.
>But muh 8 win streak
IIRC, 6 of his 8 were decisions. He's getting heemed if he faces Masvidal or any real top 5 welterweight because they have KO power. RDA lost because he's a lightweight larping as a welterweight.

tl;dr fuck leon edwards

Cute

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Based and fergpilled

Leon Edwards

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yeah Edwards is pretty boring as a fighter usually so hes forgettable he probably decisions Jorge though same with Kamaru vs Jorge

never mind I didn't read your post properly

I like Tony but seriously, he's arguably one of the biggest cutbabbies in the UFC. Dude walks around at 200lbs and fights at 155lbs. He's literally a middleweight larping as a lightweight, which is why those kills aren't that impressive once given proper context. Still want him to heem Khabib's cutbabby ass, though.

Dunno what you mean

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Rizin is such a fucking circus. What a joke

The fact that she feigned passing out whilst taking punches to the face tells you how soft they were.

When will Hollywood take the MMA pill?
As in, when will consulting high level MMA coaches/fighters become the norm for choreographing modern action fight scenes?

>200lbs
does he really? Either way, he has ungodly cardio by all reports.
I want to see him heem Khabib as well, when the FUCK is that fight going to happen? Is it cursed? Will someone break a leg again in the autumn?

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wrong pic ops

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Extra onions in the coffee again user?

He looked bigger than Bisping in the actual pic too, who fought at light heavyweight at one point LOL

yep, that's the guy edwards. it seems that there are two types of guys climbing up in popularity in the UFC. ones that are like conor who hypes shit up and the ones that are real and won't take none of that shit. basically the former helps the latter like how leon helped masvidal and mcgregor helped khabib by being assholes and got their asses whooped. it all just comes down to the talker backing it up in a fight.

lul i made that one too. this thread is more active than the current heem thread

>this thread is more active than the current heem thread
that's because Yea Forums sucks cock and I only go there for big events, sometimes

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he's not even the tallest lightweight not even in the top 5 tallest cope more

Good work user
i cba to go there every day, im there usually every weekend tho

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This. Though I think hollywood is starting to embrace and see the marketing quality MMA has since it's basically /oursport/, while boxing was more of a boomer thing. Lots of actors and celebrities show up to fight events, so there's definitely interest bubbling overall.

Yeah, some guy on twitter accused him of being a cutbabby and Tony replied back with a pic of him standing on a weight machine weighing 200lbs. Nigga proved his point too, what a sperg lmao

BUT FUCK KHABIB. Muslims should never be champions.

they're not even the same sex lmao

It's an open weight fight I'm pretty sure.

Here's a webm version for you fren

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actually on average user probably has more mass, height and a longer reach, meaning these tiny little childlike female "fighters" probably wouldn't even be able to make contact in a fight

He's 5'11" and if Kelvin fatselum got two opportunities for a title shot, then he'd definitely fit in it. Tony has bigger hands than Werdum man, seethe harder because you know I'm speaking facts here.

>A Prayer Before Dawn
is that really any good? more importantly, is the Muay Thai in it any good?

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Make one with Woodley shrinking and Tony growing side by side plz

>As in, when will consulting high level MMA coaches/fighters become the norm for choreographing modern action fight scenes?
John wick movies has had them, Brian Ortega was given a choice to help them, in it he trained personally with Halle berry

Yes and yes

The muay thai is legitimate contact sparring. You will notice this when you watch if you have any idea about combat sports. The fighting scenes are full sequences without cuts

The average untrained male could beat some of the strongest professional female UFC fighters

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>cutbabby
Ah what's up couch boy? How you liken the new hot doritos? Hot chip good huh?

Watch Never Back Down and Undisputed II: Last Man Standing bros!

Any kinos for this feel?

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this is based with context

>tfw didn't have sex with GG or CC

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Based as fuck

Whats the context?

you'd be surprised how many "incels" and "virgins" actually serve duty, so i doubt it. not me, but i met several lads on here that where in some kind of military service, especially on Yea Forums.

Fag.

he was holding weights in his hands to get to that weight on the scale. Guy walks around at 180 max.

explain

wew

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Go to bed, Dana

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Neat. Probably gonna give it a watch then.

Well okay, but those movies are filled with completely unrealistic gun-fu, so not the best example

major league 1 and 2

he got mee too'd by one of these girls before, so he won't touch them. it's actually scary to see what these dumb leftoids have done to us, literally unnatural behaviour.

He got close with a ring girl once after a fight and she accused him of sexually assaulting her so he doesn't stand near them anymore.

>women cant fi-

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afaik this dude got #MeToo'd by a ring girl previously, he posed for a picture with her and put his hand on her waist. She tried to claim he was "pulling her into him" or some bullshit. After this he just doesnt give thots the time of day

IIRC he was previously falsely accused of sexual harassment and has been permanently blackpilled about women.

o fer shure b i totally agree wun hunnit percent but at the same time i disagree

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Bro, there's so many fucking pussies in the military now. Especially if you play MMORPGS. Every third player is some twink in the navy that brags about being in the navy because they have crippling masculinity issues.

>Unironically enlisting to be a burden and die for israel
>Not learning MMA and not dying for Shlomo

>tektonik
brings back some memories

*blocks your path*

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Nigga its 12 whatcha on about. Don't use the term cutbabby unless you wanna expose yourself as a retard who has never participated in combat sports.

If you heard that my barber was named Jamal, what race would you assume him to be? Hint: you'd be surprised

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Isn't Jamal an Irish name?

I need you to understand the concept of stamina. You might be able to take a punch or ten from one of these women, but long after you've gotten too winded to raise your arms they'll still be swinging because you've never done a second of cardio since you discovered chairs.

Weight cutting is stupid in an MMA setting because it's just watching bloated fighters face each other. They aren't even at their 100% and the current system lets naturally bigger guys compete against smaller guys with a serious advantage. I bet you think Khabib is the goat, fucking redditor. He'd get demolished at welterweight.

Downhill Racer is the best

Irish

*also blocks your path*

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Clearly a black fellow, anything else would be outrageous and quite frankly belongs in a joke!

Middle eastern fersher

everytime

>BUT FUCK KHABIB
I just want someone to break his streak before he retires without any actually interesting fights. For fuck's sake
Jonny Bones, on the other hand, can go undefeated forever as far as I'm concerned, he's /myguy/. Reddit please don't respond

OH NO NO NO NO

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>didn't break anything except maybe wind and there's no sound anyway
shit webbum

brehs

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kek, perfect title

either pure-blooded englishman or possibly french

why are white people like this?

Based and bonespilled. I can't wait until Dana leaves and the UFC inevitably allows fighters to kneed downed opponents+headbutts. So tired of this wrestling privilege.

watching the askren fans kill themselves over this was glorious. best result of the night

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>Askren fans
???

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based gamebred

God I wish I was that fiber glass insulation

Not quite, he's a fucking buck toothed ching Chong asian!!!

>kek, perfect title
newnigger. Go fuck yourself

Everyone is allowed to cut weight. You don't understand height advantages.
>>>reddit

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Sauce? Thats so cute for some reason.

how am I new? I've seen that webm countless times, don't remember the title though

Lmao, this is how grandpa used to start his old fucking car. He was facing forward though, not pushing it with his ass.

Ben Askren is reddit incarnate and literally made a career off beating weak chinks.

i could literally grab her throat and lift this little insect with one hand

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He's still clearly bigger than his competition in lightweight, and he's well above average in height for that division. He's heeming everybody now. Tony needs to either get that khabib fight or move up to welterweight.

I don't have to, I've sparred with women at an MMA gym. The truth? My stamina was shot, and I couldn't breathe properly and we switched partners every 2 minutes or so. I was trying to survive against everyone even tho my technique was on their level of better. We always did sparring at the end after all the endurance training, technique drilling, and I normally have bad stamina so I was fucked. Anyway, so I'm dying, and somehow I get paired up with this chick right? And so psychologically, I'm just so much bigger than her that my brain just starts to rest, y'know? It's resting in the middle of sparring. She throws hard shots, but I'm literally just treating them like they're slight nuisances like flies. There's no threat, even if the shots do shake my brain slightly. It just felt unfair for her. I've fought with smaller dudes but there's always a threat with them. Girls are different, and any incel that thinks it's fair to fight them because of equality is just some bitter loser. You don't hit kids, and you don't hit women, because they don't stand a chance. Hit them if you're evil, kill them, rape them, do whatever you want, but once you cross that line even once you're no longer considered morally right or even a good person no matter what.

i don't get it. doesn't she lose if she's "faking" going down. seems like a really bad strategy.

I hope I get to see Tony murder Khabib

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>swinging the dumbbell to create momentum
>trainer just stands there like a retard
how embarrassing for him

>struggling to slowly roll a small vehicle that's in neutral
whew

he fractured half his face and had to sit out for a year with his injuries. returned with 2 back to back knockouts now though

inherently savage race

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He's not even in the top 5 of tallest at lightweight. You don't understand weight cutting and height advantages. Cope.

Not this time

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Garcia doesnt fight for them anymore

God i wish that were me

should've just spread her legs for niggers in porn

There's weight divisions for a reason dumbass. Put a female fighter against a male fighter of similar weight and there's a pretty even chance.

>even
Nah bruh. Nah.

>He prides himself in watching bloated fighters face each other and not at their peak

You keep bringing up "you don't understand...." and yet haven't explained a single thing. The tallest lightweight is James Vick and he always gets heemed because he's a dehydrated cutbaby LOL. You're such a fucking retard, go dilate.

Klaudia Pawicka

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I get where you're coming from because I too have a combat sport background but I put women on a level just above midgets. If one is coming towards me with a weapon, I'm going to punt them. Otherwise, I'll restrain, possibly choke out if they're going berserk.
I don't want to hit a woman just like I don't want to hit a midget or child but I also don't want to get stabbed

LONDON

i want to suck on that mouthpiece

By your logic he should win everytime because "HE HAZ A CLEAR SOZE ADVANTAGE" your a retard. Quit exposing yourself as a non competitor.

the tank was full of gas, incel

the physiological differences between men and women go far beyond size

Hey bros. Are Gracie Barra BJJ gyms legit?

how do I find a gf that will let me do that to her?

>Put a female fighter against a male fighter of similar weight and there's a pretty even chance.
What the fuck user, you have literally no idea what you're talking about

I love watching this KO. Fuck T Wood.

Unironically Nunes vs Cejudo would be kino

I said advantage, it's not a guarantee you CTE infested fat. If both fighters are skilled, size becomes an advantage again. You're not even a fighter, you're just a redditor who thinks the current system is perfect.

What do you retards have against Khabib? Literally just because he's muslim?

Not me, he and Nate ended the mcnigger meme.

Record padded with nobodies, never fights wrestlers/grapplers/bjj black belts, only looks good when he's fighting pure strikers and spends most of the time hugging/laying/leg humping. Fucking crotch diving overrated faggot, hope Porier knocks his ass out

Let's be real here, most of them would be able to withstand it. I just saw a webm of a girl smiling after 20 seconds of another woman pounding her in the face.

>just because he's muslim
no, at least not me personally. I respect him much more than McGregor and was glad he won, for instance. I'm just not a fan and want him to lose.

it's fun

the fuck is HEEM, is it some Yea Forums meme?

Yeah but if you WANT someone to fail surely you must dislike them. That's more than just not being a fan

>spends most of the time hugging/laying/leg humping.
Go watch another sport casual

My brother was like him, big, burly and also looked like a retard while fighting. But let me tell you, he knocked out fools one by one. He still looked like a fool, but he could use all his mass for his punches.

kek I don't even lift or do sports and I know this is false.

Here
Everybody
Excretes
Memes

so have sex

>3 min build up
>10 seconds fight
What a shitty form of entertainment.

Wow it's almost like every fight isn't a fucking guarentee. Smaller fighters have a wrestling advantage and the not having to cut as much weight. Just shut up I wrestled all four years in high school and cut from 210 to 170. You have no idea what you are babbling about.

Yeah, fools. A person who has head movement and wrestling can take someone like him and your brother. The biggest redpill is that most people can't fight.

I don't watch a whole lot of UFC but that white guy looks way more worked out than that black dude.

I'm just annoyed by his undefeated record which I think he doesn't deserve, especially since he's already talking about retirement.
Just compare him to JBJ who's fought everyone on the planet with retirement still nowhere in sight. Khabib doesn't deserve anything resembling any legendary status

because that fucking webm with the same fucking title or variances of it have been posted 9 billion times. If you've never seen it before then yes, you're a fucking newnigger who should fuck off and lurk for 3 more years before posting. Stupid faggot

Comes from a worldstar video where some guy got fucked up and some dude in the vid said "heem sleepy." Was adopted as another word for getting knocked out and MMA general is now called /heem/

Wrestling isn't what we're talking about you fat shit. Overall, weight cutting is detrimental and every single fighter hates it, but cutbabbies do it because it gives them a clear advantage. Why else would they cut down? Retarded redditor bum.

wow a top female fighter can beat a nerd that has never worked out in his life
women truly are strong
powerful

Average user has more mass cause he's a fatass and would pass out after the third punch.

Gabi is a big a joke as rizin though. Stupid ugly mancunt can't strike for shit

I don't browse Yea Forums because it's a shithole, so fuck off seething cunt. I've probably been on the site much longer than you, as if that's something to be proud about

how does he not deserve his record? he fought people and beat them. do they have to be big names to be legitimate Ws in your eyes? Obviously Jones' run is far more impressive, but why are you discrediting Khabib's achievements? watch his fights

Both sides have an advantage smooth brain.

STOP EXPOSING THE DAMN BUSINESS!

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>Gun-fu
It's just a shitton of judo for some reason. Maybe cause the throws look cool and everyone's wearing clothes

>Military
>Tough
Nope, it's basically welfare for white dudes.

more like BJJ or wrestling or sambo. I do judo and I'm pretty sure the move he always uses where he jumps on them and spins around them isn't a judo throw

Cutbabbies clearly have better records, you're just trying to be impartial because you know you were a cutbabby in high school, even though you were this guy

pic related

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James Vick just lost 3 in a row! How retarded are you?
>impartial
Oh wait very.

I've heard they're a cult and just go to a regular Gracie gym. Just look up the local gyms for any competitions they've won and go from there.

You mean the flying armbars shit right? Cause that's a judo move completely legal. Also trying to argue the difference between sambo and judo grappling is dumb, considering sambo is basically old school judo+ kickboxing

That was the most reddit post of the thread. That's my point. James Vick is the most extreme example of LW weight cutting to the point where he's not reaping the advantages. Overall, it's a stupid and outdated concept only pushed by boomers. That's one anecdote. I could say that the baddest man on the planet is a manlet and that proves height doesn't matter, but I'd be fat like you. Dumb faggot LOL

YOU are a FUCKING BETA MALE FAGGOT.

Holy shit. If a woman is attacking you, you don't take it. Fuck off. I hope some whore stabs you in the cock, betafag. Die slow. Cuck. DIE SLOW.

>one anecdote
Cope

Not the flying armbars, the move where he literally wraps himself around the guy and spins around him, often while firing a pistol at the same time. Don't know about it being legal but I've never seen anyone try it in randori before and I doubt you could score anything more than a wazaari at max with it

I think he meant in a general sense. If your life isn't being threatened then it's wise to just subdue the bitch, rather than throw hands. Obviously she's gonna get heemed if she tries to take your life.

Go watch wrestling faggot

Make sure to dilate before you cut weight for hrt, tranny faggot. Also, seethe

He lost to Tibau

I don't actually know what move your talking about so maybe? Do you have a webm or a link or something to show it, cause most of what I remember from John wick was a lot of shoulder throws, and the footsweeps with the Asian dude.

Thoughts of Good Solonius' first match haunt him

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Lol sperg less my guy

Check'd. Good clip as well.

I have never seen a single celebrity workout video that was not deeply embarrassing for the trainer.

>Hit them if you're evil, kill them, rape them, do whatever you want, but once you cross that line even once you're no longer considered morally right or even a good person no matter what.

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At about 2:26 here youtube.com/watch?v=7zmuvbwnXGE
Halle Berry does it a couple of times in the third movie too.

>I could say that the baddest man on the planet is a manlet
uhhh sweetie, Jon Jones is huge

Because males are built to kill each other with their bare hands. Just physics and biology. user would probably be able to overpower most female MMA fighters if he dedicates himself to training for several months.

They'd probably fuck him up on the ground though just because he's an internet weeb and has no experience.

Jone Bones is shot since he cant take his miracle drug anymore. I'll Heem you in 2 rounds.

This has got to be a copypasta.

Good sports movies:
Slap Shot (1977)
Chariots of Fire (1981)
The Fighter (2010)
Raging Bull (1980)
The Pride of the Yankees (1942)
Redbelt (2008)
Moneyball (2011)
Breaking Away (1979)

you forgot Warrior (2008)

>Jon Jones sucks!
>>>>reddit
Please for God sake.

>This has got to be a copypasta.
It is now, bucko.

I didn't like Warrior.