/bb/ Big Brother 21

lmao brent saying sis is like a doll with a string with 4 lines "I'm so mad" "I am pissed' etc

Looks like a melting orangutan with down syndrome

GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Christie (yes, THE Christie from The Six Shooters) winning Big Brother! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming jury eliminations when Christie walks into the spotlight!

>b-but Nicole is so quarky, she has to win!
“No!”

Tsk, tsk... haven’t any of you learned by this point that no one cares about your skanky twig of a waifu? That’s right, nobody outside of/bb/ generals even gives a shit! And with the Diamond Power of Veto, Christie is sure to make waves next week when she will send both Snackson and your precious Nicole home in a double elimination! Christie is already reaching legendary Dan status of misting and Jury selection hasn't even begun yet! Everyone knows it is only a matter of time until the house is weakened enough that she will turn on her alliance and coast with broadway boy and Jessica to the final 3. But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!

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wrong board

No, I'm definitely in the right place farkie. I'm here to help you understand that your beloved imp is not going to win Big Brother, but based and redpilled Mistie will run away with it.

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Holly will beat either Tommy or Christie in the final 2, and win this season quote me on it.

>Holly will beat either Tommy or Christie in the final 2

Hah...haha...ahahahaha...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

Geez, you guys are truly delusional if you think the third worst houseguest is going to run away with this. I know shes HOH, but this was her only chance to make some big moves and it looks like her reign as the head of household is a bigger flop than old Cliffyboy's!

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I like this Minecraft Steve guy.

brent is always based. even when he's blatantly wrong, he still is wrong in a way that's funny and fun-loving unlike condescending taran and grumpy melissa.

woah wtf tommy's aunt is a Yea Forums shitposter?
also why have these image saved to your computer, steve was already deconfirmed when banjo got in.

he thinks this is Yea Forums

Based. I am here to stay.
I don't know Tommy's aunt personally, but anyone who has had the absolute priviledge of misting Mistie's minge is a based person in my book. Also, you sound just like a Banjie. Did you not realize that there are two DLC spots left?
Yes, silly user, this is Yea Forums!

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dovin

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I read the whole thing and I wish I didn’t

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*wins*

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Welcome my fellow Mistie-stan. So nice of you to join us today! Have you taken your daily inhalation of the mist? What big brain manipulation do you think she will inflict today upon the other houseguests?

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damn, derrick looks like that?

Wow, now that's actually hilarious. Nick is a goner! He may be safe this week, but his showmance with rice pudding shows that he is not mentally OR emotionally stable enough to even make it to the finals!

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I don’t care and no I haven’t had a cigarette yet.

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fish tank is up

Kemi #BB21

@kisseskemi

>Fun Fact: 20 minutes into Night 1 Bella, Kat, and I formed an “alliance” called International Barbie #bb21

bella said her final 2 alliance with kemi was called goon squad

this 100%

you guys excited to play as Hero today?

good afternoon fellow quirky bros,
just woke up from a good dream and ready to start my quirkywatch

I am of course excited as it is another day closer to Steve being a playable fighter in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate!
>actually being excited to watch a shrimp alien all day
Wow, you quarkies are really pathetic, aren't you?

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keep posting those pictures, it lets me know I don’t have to read the post without having to filter anything

k

>goon squad
more like

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streamable.com/ms2m5

are we back?

of jack had sams mind he would be marrying analyse

>your home alone by yourself
>you go to the bathroom late at night
>turn the light on
>see this

what do

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I feel like taking the day off.
have a good one ladies.

the thread will be enjoyable now

these 2 retards doing the awnings... the ground is too hot so sam is sliding a towel while analyse jumps to stay on the towel

sam going to destroy christie on his way out

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cant harm the mist

lol

nicole and cliff egging him on and coaching him what to say

does this hoe just sit around all day thinking about getting some dick?

she is the only person in the house working out right now. she is running in the yard

stay salty crazy hater

>thinking

jackson still throwing up lol

nicole said if she won the lotto she would drive around putting cash in peoples mailboxes

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that's illegal

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no

its illegal to tamper with US mail... its not illegal to open a mailbox door and put something inside

even a piece of poop?

The U.S. Code for crimes and criminal procedure prohibits the placement of unstamped flyers in any mailbox. Title 18, section 1725 states that any person who knowingly deposits "mail-able matter" without postage in an established letter box shall be subject to a fine.

The Government Accountability Office reports that fines may be as high as $5,000 per occurrence for individuals and $10,000 per occurrence for organizations.

This law is commonly known as the "mailbox restriction."

The restriction also includes anything placed upon, supported by, attached to, hung from, or inserted into a mail receptacle.

Except under 2.11, the receptacles described in 1.1 may be used only for matter
bearing postage. Other than as permitted by 2.10 or 2.11, no part of a mail
receptacle may be used to deliver any matter not bearing postage, including items
or matter placed upon, supported by, attached to, hung from, or inserted into a mail
receptacle. Any mailable matter not bearing postage and found as described
above is subject to the same postage as would be paid if it were carried by mail.

Does Sam post here?

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>play like shit
>be praised by Rob Has an SJWfest

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imagine actually going to look this up to prove a point

t.mail carrier

Illegal or not nobody is going to report someone for giving them free money, so it is a moot point; as in, the point is moot.

yeah google and then copy paste is really hard. no wonder you're a failure at life

>it's illegal to give someone free money
absolute state of americans

lol enjoy your discussion about mail fraud.
but yeah, it's me thats the problem lol

if you werent such a loser you would know that this isnt true and all you have to do is google, copy and paste and then you will be successful in life

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very nice

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have any of you girls shit your pants as an adult?
i may have sharted a little but not full nagasaki

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they are talking about shitting in the shower and having to stomp your shit down the drain

Why are they having a family lunch?

kek damn you Sam

say it with me everyone
UNDERRATED SEASON

this jackson story is way too detailed for it to involve a random stranger

pretty sure this was one of his friends

nah b, but I shit outside a lot

or himself

YAAAAASSSSS

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thought you were gone. weird that you posted again

that reminds me. i was camping with my family and was swimming in the lake. i had to take a poo, so i pulled my swimsuit down and shat in the lake. i was so scared it was going to come floating up but it never did.

lol

Huh
I did this but in a public pool

God kemi is bangable

Sam gets eliminated because of being associated with Bella while Nick gets away clean this week. Sam deserved better

everything wrong with modern big brother

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>sam couldnt beat a midget, a fatty, elderly man with a bum foot and an annoying yankee
he deserves nothing but embarrassment

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SHUT UP CHRISTIE ITS NOT FUNNY AND WASNT FUNNY THE FIRST TIME YOU SAiD IT And WONT BE WHEN YOU REPEAT IT 5 MORE TIMES YOU INSUFFERABLE C-BOMB

STOP GETTING WORKED BY BASED MISTIE

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She's so fucking awful the way she like screams what she is saying like she thinks its the funniest fucking thing of all time

SEETHING

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lol nick...

>the only thing hard and perky about you was your time here

dead silence

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beautiful

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is this a shoop or did she get implants?

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how much were those

christie thinks she is going to get zinged by zingbot about her chewing lol

the writers are currently SCRAMBLING to write something else

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they've probably been planning on making fun of her for being psychotic

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nicks zingbot imitation might be the worst ever

she'll probably get the harshest zing just so grod shows that shes "not" playing favorites

kats face

3 weeks without alcohol

Aaaaannnndddyyyyyy

What do you call someone with red hair, freckles, and a wardrobe fit for a 10 year old?
Kerrrmmmiiit the........
FFFAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGG

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jackson body count is up to 2

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oh no no zinging the POCs

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why is this season basically one big klan rally?

streamable.com/etcag

its not, whenever the HGs talk about what zings could be like they do every season, they always mention the evicted HGs.

whatever you say bigot
i try to defend marginalized communities instead of letting white people oppress them in front of a national audience

>banging your own hand on the table after you say a joke
based and literally me

holy based

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/our guy/

based mistie explaining the joke

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anal telling sam that nick told christie that sam is upset with her

sam asking nick if he told christie about his eviction speech. nick telling him he didnt say anything

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punishment is over

wow. nick really isnt going to take a shot if he wins HOH

>Decently fun
This season has been absolute shit. Easily the worst one.

nah

>Boring people who are also shit at the game.
>a lot of useless + overpowered twists
>dominant-alliance of retards against a completely clueless group of even bigger retards

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thats bb20

I also forgot
>Two pairs of people who knew each other outside the house

BEST HOHS NEXT THURSDAY
KAT: WILL PUT UP ANAL AND JACKSON
CHRISTIE: WILL PUT UP JACKSON AND ANAL
NICOLE: WILL PUT UP ANAL AND JACK

L6 was anything but dominant for the first half of the game and fouttee actually tried to make game moves against them. I wouldn't say that the bb20 cast was boring either.

this season is like a slowly deflating balloon

i doubt anyone would take the shot at the couples. nick and nicole gives everyone easy outs to punt the football and wait for new downs

bb20 died when it hit jury
bb21 jury still havent started yet

*blocks your path*

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I agree

bb20 died when kaityln was evicted and died again when brett didnt win hoh and got evicted.

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kaitlyn fucking sucked literal feeds cancer get a grip

god damn.

LOL

damn she looks like she is gaining weight too

kaitlyn was great fun but it was good she left when she did

the problem with seasons like this where an alliance dominates is that it takes like 2 months to get rid of like 6 players due to battlebacks and shit, and then the rest of the cast gets evicted in like 2 weeks with the feeds down during a key eviction. they really need a schedule change.

if by great fun you mean annoying twat then you are correct

she was great in very small doses, the absurdity of it all

she annoyed me a lot and i tweeted constantly about how much her garbled fry voice infuriated me, but she was fun too, for a little while, but if she lasted any longer i would have liked her less and less

damn though that was probably the worst BB voice of all time besides Analyses "im a 5 year old who loves sex" voice

>I tweeted constantly about it
you posted about it a lot here too lol

oh nick convinced sam to not shit on christie on his way out

FUCK NICK

maybe he's figured out she's too good with info out in the open

did you also catch the part where if he wins HOH he isnt going to put up any of the 6

he just wants to suck her dick like shes paul or something

waiting for them to all throw a comp to her next

QUIRKY IN BIKINI
TITTIES SITTIN RIGHT

triple kill

pretty much
it would only hurt nick's game

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nick just giving free info to christie while she showers

good job dude that will really help you get rid of jack amirite

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i would totally try to hold her hand

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Lol

>Talking to people while they bathe
Rude asf

seeing her panic when the votes were flipped were hilarious

the worst people on feeds in bb20 in order were
kaycee
bayleigh
rockstar
swaggy
and angela (post jury)

when did Rachel get these milkers?

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so qute

i paid for them with my neetbux.
youre welcome.

would like to see them naked

Nooooo they made quarky look into the core

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me too
i just paid, she wouldnt even give me a peek

Why didnt christie use it this week? I thought sam was good with the 6 and they wanted nick out.

never thought id get another chance to post this again

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nick won the veto.....

can we get a glowing eyes edit of this?

kat pissed about nicks zing

jackson explaining his weight gain

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she probably shouldnt have slept with a stranger on live tv if she didn't want jokes about it

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>getting fat because he is not eating enough chicken

based

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you got me.

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her body is strangely unattractive

i figured that I would beat the user who always asks to the punch

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lol cliff telling quarky she is going to have thousands of girls who love her and want to be just like her

ah... hate to break it to you but her "fans" are very different

she's got a slick asshole that could use a good fuckin tho

im not sure what it is, but i feel kind of the same way

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fuck off christie

i want to fuck christie

WAHHHH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH DONT SAY ANYTHING MEAN ABOUT MEN AFTER I WORKED SO HARD TO TALK SO SHIT ABOUT YOU AND DENY IT

i want to fuck her up so badly.
with a lead pipe

in the parlor?

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kek. based colonel mustard bludgeoning dykes to death in the parlor

she looks like bronte there

I want to sit across from her and have her stare deeply into my eyes while manifesting me to ejaculate in my pants.

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at this point i hope jessica wins hoh
im sure nicole will find a way to fuck it up

did anyone see danieles ig post? she shaded the fuck out of her dad lol

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BIG JESS ENERGY, SHE'S BRINGING IT HOOOME

she will put up nick and analyse... BORING

do you think Cliff knows that his meme is really about big dick energy?

A jess hoh would be delightfully rage inducing, she'll put up two outsiders

screencap?

a Jess HoH might unironically be the most interesting possibility.

she wont put up cliff, nicole or kat

see basically any scenario this week other than possibly nicole and the 5 are safe. analyse is the only one of the six in trouble right now

>jessica
>nominating a girl

wtf?

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> mfw Jess puts up Nicole and Cliff
> Literally the only two people in the house willing to work with her

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Remember when Shelly was so torn up that Clay went home but she had to go to jury, and then while she was on jury Clay was in Georgia fucking Audrey

you think she would put up jack? she wont do jackson or cliff. christie will make her put up analyse who are you trying to kid, kid.

why would christie target anal?

thanks shelby

>Nicole
>willing to work
what?
she's a neet femcel

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how badly did clay regret being with shelli with meg was drunk that one night

because 3 people have been in her ear the last 24 hours painting a picture of her being shady... christie knows everything analyse has said that has come back to her is true so she doesnt really have anything on her but she will still spin it to put a target on her.

she wont if its anyone else. she knows she cant get jess to target nicole so she will go for the lowest person on her totem... ya ya she said she wants to take her to F5 but she was just spewing her bullshit like always

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she works with retards

>Won his season
>Placed high in Survivor
Where does he rank on a list of all time players in BB? I'm thinking top 10.

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depends on the ranking criteria but easily top 10 in winners

easily top 5
maybe top 4 if you don't like/respect Andy's game

>*says nothing*

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I think for her frame maybe she needs to have skinny legs and bigger tits?

that long shot of the yard. nick looks like he is wearing a life jacket while sitting in the canoe lol

yes christie is going to target anal before jackson
cant wait for christie to use her hoh to evict tommy

She's going to win

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never said anything about tommy. stop reaching.

christie will target who she targets based on who wins hoh and its not always the same. she knows jess has a thing with jackson and wont go there. if kat or nicole wins hoh she absolutely will.

lmao seriously what would she have to say?
>remember on day 3 when you said X?"
>no, none of us remember day 3

he would have won survivor if the tie breaker went his way

>sits there quietly

kemi and swaggy for next season of worst cooks in america

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raven would win

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KINO ALERT

tommy twirling a somersault in the reflection on kats rose tinted sun glasses

>the bb19 house was so bad at cooking that they continually let raven cook and actually ate it

islamist dictator paras atashnak

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totally true stories

i will never understand why people who own androids use that shitty font

*_eats you*

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haha I also went to college with them. this guy is a compulsive liar. don't believe anything he says. he's just seeking attention. meanwhile Jackson is a stand up guy. did a lot of volunteer work. :^)

Actually plausible

>source: dude trust me

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lack of self respect

lotta fucking jesus talk this year

that's because jesus is the way, the truth and the life

Jesus is the one (I got depression)

shut up cletus

im DEPRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEED

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amen

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stop with the headshots it’s by far the worst part of that troll

fuck off pedo

such skinny legs for a soccer player

no. she is a retard that 'works' with children.
didn't you even watch her intro?

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kek

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that's because she's not a soccer player.
she's just a normal college stacy that kicked a ball in a few trainings and cbs tried to shill her like the next angela

what's up with female soccer players being fucked by tall mutts?

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her face looks worried

that’s not anal

who's that one female soccer player, a goalie i think, did some nudes?

DONT YOU DARE

Hope "Don't Post it" Solo

>tfw that guy is probably a frat buddy fucking around and trolling

quarky safe this week

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what a fucking neckchad

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>Jackson: No one in here has ever seen me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry

Please vote for week 5!

PollEv.com/ranking_polls/1Be9VjC9f8VjG3K4IMdNg/respond

>I swear to god I will eat all the food in the house in 5 hours. That will show them

bug brother happening on the feeds

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nick about to eat dat hairy man ass

where do you think his breast reduction scars are?

Name my alliance:

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right here

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derek is a literal alpha, kaela was practically on her knees begging for his dick and he refused

what kind of ignorant asshole chooses to read this kind of font

the Pre-Jury Princesses

angelafags SEETHING

thanks guys, ill always have someone to feel superior to as long as you watch this

stop being a waifu loser. go outdoors

Derek vs James Rhine in a BB Slutbowl. The two of them and 14 thirsty chicks in the BB house.
Who would win?

the willett sisters and chodes

the Marianne Williamson Voters

S E E T H I N G

not diverse enough

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you're right I'm gonna ask my gf to cheer me up now

the day user saved us from angelafags

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Okay, Devin and dark Brit is in the alliance.

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Bad At Podcasting Plus Kaitlyn

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that's a solid bomb squad right there what should we call it?

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The Bomb Squad.

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how about the nigger squad?

up the bum squad

Sis whispering to Christie in front of Jack, likely about orgasming

based

not based
watch the n-bombs

Big milkers

Woah buddy, watch the N-Bombs.

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How long after Anal gets evicted will Misty get boned by Jack?

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mega milkers

I miss her bros...

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what an interesting poster you are

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yeah cause im totally the same guy who posts it everytime, you caught me!

only 81? we markybros are slacking

>redditor trying to look up user's posting history
you have to go back

he's the loser that posts an alternate image from you usual losers. he's posted that one that many times

bb20 your first season?

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holy shit are you retarded

>trying

looks like we have a weekend thread here today

that's what you decided to double down on?

based and cringe but cringe and based

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we /marky/ now

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I wanna impregnate all these bitches, that dude too.

NEET fights

>black roommate
>moving out at the end of the month
>i've let him borrow my spare Ps4
>he steals it

fucking stereotypes man

new thread

What would some good zings be this year?

Where is Mark getting his milk from now?

>page 4

hes still getting some from ex on the beach

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stop being poor and stop blogging

NEW EPISODE TONIGHT
LET'S GO

shit, been meaning to watch this, i heard its good

JAAAACKKSSSOOOOON
MONKEY SEE MONKEY DO