Cast the biopic

WATCH OUT FOR THAT ENTREE

>Brendan cast as himself
>Goes full method, gets shredded to Tarzan levels
>Relives career in riveting biopic >Slowly gains weight over the course of the movie until we get to the current JUSTed state
>finale is him having a heart attack
While filming his own biopic
>actually dies on camera
>posthumously wins his Oscar

this would be kino. seeing him die would be a nice end to the meme

Unironically would be top tier kino

Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?

JUST

>Brendan cast as himself
>Tries to lose weight, fails, health declines
>Wants to drop out of the movie, lawyers on his ass, he can't
>Forced to act as he pukes his guts in between takes
>Has to wear a corset and other humiliating movie magic stagecraft
>Movie fails to attract interest, so it stalls and can't get a publisher
>Brendan found dead at a trucker stop's toilet, choked on a condom, corpse found weeks later
>The movie finally gets some money laundering operation to publish it due to the death hype
>Its all greenscreen hastily finished, with horrible de-aging, horrible acting, horrible everything
>Posthumously wins a Golden Raspberry
>Netflix does a documentary about the making of this horrible movie, it stars Will Smith
>He gets an Oscar nomination for it

> (You)
>>Posthumously wins a Golden Raspberry

Kek, now that's the Brendan we know.

Hey, an award is an award. Another one to add to his long list.

FUCK I thought he unjusted himself bros, the alimony payments were done. why is he doing this

what the fuck are you talking about trashy tabloids are full of stories when female celebs gain or lose weight

He's method acting for the role that defines his career.

What the fuck? Was the great unjusting a lie?

>Forced to act as he pukes his guts in between takes
kino

Maaaan, it sucks. I was fat all through high school, but played football so was im decent shape, but after highschool dropped 60lbs and kept it off for a good while, until i met my current gf, and put it all back on. Hope he turns it around.

chill out autist

Yeah, Will Smith really sold that in the documentary. Well deserved Oscar.

>jan 2018
dumb user, you missed the brenaissance

He looks so much happier than he did in the past ten years.

Don't wanna be fat but i wanna eat delicious food whenever i want. What do?

Going 30 minutes on an exercise bike only burned about 100 calories, that's about a packet of rice crackers. You would have to do an absurd amount of exercise to eat as you like.

Me for the final days

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I’m only 200 lbs (5’11 so I look skinny) and I eat whatever I want but only ever eat once or twice a day. Also go some days without eating (fasting) and you’ll feel better than ever.

Lift a lot and do a little cardio to make sure your heart is still okay.

does it have a quote from dr gabe mirkin, author of the Park Avenue Diet?

HE UNIRONICALLY LOOKS LIKE SAM HYDE

Drama Kino
Comedy Kino

Eitherway, he can't lose. I'M THINKING HE'S BACK!

Just get one to do the biopic of the other when they die

>says something stupid
>someone points out why what you said was stupid
>chill out bro
Why don’t you actually think before you post? I know Yea Forums has toilet level discourse but still.

FEED AND SEED

seems we have a lot in common

I gotta stop drinking beer bros. I’m pushing 200, up from 160.

"I am coming soon. Hold on to what you have, so that no one will take your crown." -Revelation 3:11

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>2018
Outdated bait

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faggot

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He needs a comeback like RDJ, it's only fair. Hire him for capeshit

The key difference is that as much as he was a degenerate junkie, RDJ never got fat and lost his looks. Being fat is literally worse than doing drugs especially for an actor.

Didn't his wife fuck him over and then major depression and such?

They can put him in blue or purple paint, just give him some millions. He's good at comedy, could work in Thor/Guardians or as a father of some new superhero. They got Stellan he doesn't need to be fit.