Finally get a gf

>finally get a gf
>shes fucking annoying
>she overly likes me
>always compliments me
>can't share Yea Forums jokes with her because too pure

What the fuck bros you said I'd be happy I think I want a girl that treats me like dog shit.

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>you said I'd be happy

I never said that

>too pure

Is this even possible

Enjoy it while it lasts, after a year there won't be nothing of that.

I think you're the problem here.

>can't share Yea Forums jokes with her
why would you even want that holy shit fucking embarrassing zoomfag

It’s literally impossible.

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rape her and then kill her, it's the only way out Yea Forumsro

>After six months
Ftfy

>6 months
More like 2 months if op is lucky