Finally get a gf

well at least you are immune to save hex posts now

ok I lied she told me when she changed her nieces nappy that her niece pussy is much smaller than hers and she told me her sheets are disgusting because she keeps masturbating.

Have sex

Yeah that's the thing which will happen. The only way to truly find happiness is to better yourself and become a man who pursues the women you're most attracted to. And also be successful. Which is unironically why those dating books help but retards scoff at them. If you go into a relationship wanting to be made happy you're an idiot and that will be a poor relationship.

>>she overly likes me
i cry everytiem

>be attracted to girl
>she's pure in all the worst ways:
>has had multiple boyfriends
>not shy
>not reserved
>not coy
>just plain dumb
>looks up to "cash me outside" girl because she started her own career
>listens to rap and thinks blacks are innocent
>won't sleep with someone until ages into a relationshio despite giving blowjobs to drunk guys who take advantage of her niceness
Nothing makes me angrier than girls like this.

>he told me her sheets are disgusting because she keeps masturbating.
oh nooo, what a conundrum

i've never let anybody know i go to Yea Forums you fucking loser, you're the reason this place fell off so hard into the toilet in 2007, you can't fucking stop sharing 'deez funay memes from this cool website! btw meme means joke'
fucks sake

>>finally get a gf
Normal
>>shes fucking annoying
Hahahha
>>she overly likes me
HAHAHAHA
>>always compliments me
How horrible
>>can't share Yea Forums jokes with her because too pure
Lmao yet my old mum learns new memes every day
>What the fuck bros you said I'd be happy I think I want a girl that treats me like dog shit.
Mommy life > gf life

I know this feel, although she's too good for me to pass up. It's sad discovering you're a degenerate hedonist, I wager most losers on would be if they had the nerve.

Yes you fucking did, yes you did you told me if I had sex and did normie things that I would be vapid and happy just like all the other normies out there but I'm not. I'm even more miserable now than I was because now I know for sure that I'm hollow, there's nothing good left inside me. This place really has ruined my goddamn life, all the negativity just rotted me to the core

you may call us degenerate but never call us hedonists
we forsake the life of pleasure for suffering

Yeah but then I see a kino that pushes the "what's the point if there's nobody to share it with " and think fuck it. WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO KEEP EVERYTHING TO MYSELF IM FUCKING LONELY!

I've been here longer than you and I'm happy. Seems like you're projecting your own mental issues on us.

have you tried beating her?

This.

No one would make you happy if you want to stay miserable

>This place really has ruined my goddamn life, all the negativity just rotted me to the core
Just b urself, bro.

Television&Film

>you want to stay miserable
Great, more brainlet normie advice. Let me guess, I secretly want to stay miserable right?

Why the fuck do 4channers have such a fucking victim complex. This site is literally just for hobby discussion and porn yet you fuckers treat it like some social haven and then complain that you're a screw up in real life. Jesus Christ.
I mean I still like it here, just some of the posters are fucking pathetic and need to get over themselves.

Yea Forums is the problem not your gf. Stop bitching and tap that ass.

Great movie, OP

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>What the fuck bros you said I'd be happy
I explicitly say the exact opposite.
As soon as you get a girlfriend you want to be single.
As soon as you're single you want a girlfriend.
Life sucks.

You don't get to tell me what this board is or isn't for you fucking normie. I don't get why you're so hellbent on norming up every place you go, but it ends now.

>4channers
>normie

How do I find a gf

uhm. Yea Forums is the other way, sweetie.

>I secretly want to stay miserable right?
Yes you do. Go see psychiatrist and get help.

>4channers
We are 4channelers, bro.

m8, I'm not bitching. I'm just here to talk about movies, laugh and shitpost.

>thinks blacks are innocent
Like innocent how?

they dindu NUFFIN

The people who shit up Yea Forums nowadays were literally just learning to walk back during Yea Forums's glory years. Some weren't even born at the beginning of it.

Good man, I'm assuming you're not that bitch OP.
cool it with the anti-normie remarks.

I really think I need to get a girlfriend bros, there's plenty of good jobs I could go be doing, but I'd be away from home for weeks at a time and there's no one here to watch my cat.

Who’s that green guy...

Yeah but like in what way?

Sneed

gas yourself

This is a horrible thread with a poor level of quality

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I don't know, bucko. That's not my gf, I'm not

why do white people make this face?

based laughing and shitposting user

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he's not white he just has cancer

thinking about black people