AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I just realized that this board has the highest concentration of incels after /r9k/ because of all the beautiful actresses that are posted here and obsessed over. You wallow in despair that you'll never have them

Maybe quitting it will help it

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Jesus christ man dont be so angry just coz your horny

Notice how bitter and reactionary the incel is to any suggestion of change/improvement. This is why he will always be a lonely incel.

>southern hicks
Enjoy fucking your sister since it's the only pussy for miles around.

Go back to smoking weed in your college dorm you stupid fuck and don't offer advice to anyone very again

Yea Forums is full of incels because the women they want can land them in jail

They literally cannot fathom that it is themselves and their life style that is the reason they cannot get laid. They must blame everbut themselves since that is what they do best.

>everyone who doesn't live in LA or NYC is a Southern Hick
I hope a shitzo pavement ape take a fat shit in your lap on the subway cunt

Loner

It is quite literally over for you if you don't move to the city or find a chucks fuck and suck around.

>seething suburban cuck in desperate need of sex rages furiously on an anonymous Mongolian cockroach farming imageboard
just buy a prostitute you fucking fagot, no matter where you live there are always women willing to pay for sex, oldest profession for a reason

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Why do you keep spelling faggot wrong you intercity mutt? Did they teach you spanish first or something?
And sure, let me just dial up whores-are-us and find a working girl

Lol why the fuck do people get mad over being lonely when 9 times out of 10 it's there fault and no one else's?

It extremely matters where you live, it's a difference between going to jail or not.

> buy an escort
degenerate

>he doesn't know

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Why do people get sad or angry over their close family and friends dying? 9 out of 10 times it's also their fault

The Loner?

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This x1000. People can't complain on not being able to have sex when it is right now easier than any point in human history to get it. You either put work into your appearance and try to hunt for it or just pay for it outright.

Either way, sex is there and freely available.

>tfw 28yo KHHV NEET hikki

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Incel was always a bad title. I don't know why people adopted it for themselves. Sex was never the problem. That's why it's so retarded when men go "just buy an escort" or women who go "all they want from us is sex!"

What incels really care about is love and reciprocation of affection. That no one cares about them or wants to strike up a meaningful relationship with them because of just their looks.

>family and friends dying
>it's their fault
What did the dollar store ranger mean by this?

>What incels really care about is love
Lol I literally just want sex. Go to /r9k/ and it's the same thing for everyone else, they want to know what it's like to get their dicks wet.

>because of just their looks.
lol
real talk it's their personalities. It has always been personalities. Even the ugliest, most disgusting, most unsanitary son of a bitch can get a steady loving girlfriend with a little charm. Yea Forums incels couldn't even get a real girlfriend even if they looked like chads

>KHHV
Kissless humpless hugless virign?
>hikki
I can't keep up with the lingo these days.

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Kissless Handholdless Hugless virgin
And hikki is a hikikomori

Fucking newfags

the loner?

le preteur?

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>even if they looked like chads
At a certain point women will fall for the 8 or 9 out of 10 chad with a shitty personality but if your anything lower most women won't want anything to do with you.

Girls want someone they can talk to beyond just fucking them, someone who can treat them like a real friend but beyond the beta orbiter stage. It's a fine line.

You're going to die alone and on your deathbed you'll realize it was all your fault.

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No white woman I don't live within fifteen minutes of a panera bread and an LA fitness

based

>hate women
>hate jews
>hate blacks
>hate themselves
>hate each other
>hate the world

gee I wonder why

At least you think you're superior enough to not spit useless platitudes you dumb fuck

the loaner?

Even if you lived near panera and LA fitness you wouldnt be able to hit it

There's a ton of horny girls out there too, user.

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>Yeah dude we all live in the middle of a goddamn top 10 college town with places like "the club"
>damn man could you invite me to said "the club"
>I would love to go to "the club"
>***
>fuck you
Fucking shit, imagine unironically posting this for bantz or otherwise.

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user let's go out tonight and get gfs

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what if I’m in my early 30’s? is there still hope?

..the loaner?

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>useless platitudes
Only to you. Enjoy your years of misery. You deserve it.

unironically fucking kill yourself retard

Hop in, dude.

>he doesn't know that personality is a function of looks
lol
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_effect
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horn_effect

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I'm really hoping that user is confused as fuck right now.

No I'm sure you've got it all fucking figured out master sage, tell me how you fucked your dog
Jesus christ, imagine thinking you're superior to the fat log I laid in the toilet this morning on an anonymous website, unless you want to tell me more about yourself personally
Self help books really made you feel like your 4 incher was better than it is didn't it
Suck my dick from the back so when your jaw gets tired you can kiss my ass

it's a classic

Unironically yes but I hope you got a good job and don't mind paying some 20 somethings dinner often. Men age like wine with age where as women are the milk.

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The other night I had a dream I met a tall tattooed goth mommy gf at a soccer game my friend took me to and we immediately clicked and became great friends and flirted until she invited me around to her house to peg me and before we could do it I woke up coughing because I have a cold at the moment and I was so hard and horny I immediately jerked off and then cried because I'm so god damned lonely and I'm too ugly and socially undesirable to ever have this dream become a reality.
I'm convinced my only hope is virtual reality on the level of the matrix at this point no amount of money or status will ever solve my problem, not that I will ever have either because I'm a dumb loser with no willpower anyway.

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>Suck my dick from the back so when your jaw gets tired you can kiss my ass

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Just remember user. You WILL regret not doing anything about your situation.

>times that bait went too far

...le preteur?

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I'm gay and I have a boyfriend, I just wanted to yell at people for a second. You got me.

>OP is a faggot
w-what? no way!

>Men age like wine
Cope. 20 something chads > 30 something post prime losers > 40 year old baldcels

>your only chance at pussy is to let women use you for free food
The only accurate thing you've said so far.

I'm not OP I just hijacked his thread
but yeah he's a faggot too

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>no amount of money or status will ever solve my problem
W R O N G
Pic related is a 5'2 manlet.
>I'm a dumb loser with no willpower
Being dumb is temporary and can be fixed, actual retardation no so much. Willpower can also be attained through work.

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Men age like wine compared to women dummy, or did you ignore that part and image entirely?

if you were a 34 year old khv, had no friends, no social skills, lived with parents

how would you make it?

>after getting my first decent job (still long hours for low pay for my city) i've been in the same spot for 3 years tbqh (low pay, no friends, no gf)

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kek she's literally just using his temporary fame to leech social media followers. That's the type of girl who would say "im not a sexual person sweetie." Women are incapable of feeling genuine love for subhumans like that.

That's like saying american niggers are angels compared to somali niggers. They're still both shit.

You can‘t make it, you already lost that game decades ago.
Like why would any woman chose some wizard who lives with his parents and has nothing going for him besides a dead end job?

>how would you make it
At your age you've gotta find a way to make yourself capital. Either by going back to college and slogging it out for 4 years for a good degree or saving and investing very wisely which is a huge risk you probably shouldn't take.

Ask yourself this, in 4 years time you could have a degree where as if you didn't you'd still be in the same run down situation you are in now with no change in sight.

i know i am

>just get a degree
What would that change?
I mean I guess he could get some 3/10 38yo roastie which is only in it for the money but really whats the point?

>*giggles* You're a funny guy user. Tell me about those uh, kinos you love

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sure

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Mail order bride. Scoop up some desperate eastern european and make her marry you for a green card.

what can i do to change this? get a better job?

i already have a degree. i work at a big4 accounting firm, but not into accounting, and i lack social skills to move up tbqh

i make 70k (canadian dollars) in a city that requires an income of at least 150k to live decently on your own

inb4 give away 50% of my income in rent to move out and live on my own

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>whats the point?
To not live with parents forever. No women will even give him the time of day if he's 30+ and living with his parents. With money he can also find some level of sanctuary compared to wage cucking a dead end job.

Truth is 99% of people either make it or don't at birth. The genes and circumstances you're born into determine almost every outcome possible for your life.
What can change the nature of a man? Nothing really.

has anyone here on this site ever reported successfully unjusting? 25 balding khv neet and i have really have lost any sort of hope of a normal life since last year

>i make 70k (canadian dollars) in a city that requires an income of at least 150k to live decently
Then move. You're like that meme where you're paying a ridiculous amount of your income on one thing which in your case is rent.

Either find cheaper housing or learn to live less "decently."

>start regaining a bit of confidence
>acne flares up, again

LET ME JUST HAVE ONE GOOD WEEK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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She'll just leave him when she realizes she can do much better

have sex with someone you love and who loves you back

I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl

sounds comfy, user

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Nah, just move out to the country where there's less people. She can't leave him for chad if there is no chad.

I've heard plenty of good unjust stories. Go to /adv/ /sci/ or Yea Forums and you'll find purported doctors, lawyers, or better posting and lurking, granted they were given good hands but some have a few hard knocks to tell here and there.

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Test

>real talk it's their personalities. It has always been personalities.
umm...should we tell him?

>acne
How old are you to still have that?
Stop touching your face at all, I knew some guy who used to wash his face with soap and that is a big no no since the skin oils on your hands are much different from the oils on your face and can cause huge acne surges.

>i already have a degree. i work at a big4 accounting firm, but not into accounting, and i lack social skills to move up tbqh

Well mate at least you're not me. Have a degree but don't even have social skills to pass the interview stage.

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I WANT TO FUCK A COSTHOT

AHHHHHHHH

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Is this really the off topic shitpost thread? I bet well make it to 250+ before being removed if at all.

no dont give me stupid advice. ive been on accutane twice. theres no hope.

See a escort.
Its going to cost you less in the long run and absolutely no drama.

You can't kiss an escort.

>don't even have social skills to pass the interview stage
You can't be serious. You could solve this issue in 1 month, maybe even 2 weeks.see a fucking therapist and get help, you've gotta make use of your degree and make the big bucks.

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Social skills are called "skills" because you learn them. Start practicing. Make small talk with shop assistants, old folks at the bus stop, etc. Be good-humoured and positive around people, even if you don't feel it - no one wants to be around a whining sad sack.
Make friends by joining some club or activity. I don't care how weird you think you are or how niche your interests are, there are people like you around. You just have to find them.
Get your social skills and friends sorted first, then start looking for women. Befriend nearby sluts if you don't want to go to an escort.

Very based and redpilled.

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>it is right now easier than any point in human history to get it

80/20 proves otherwise. You can't have sex at all without paying for hookers, but then hookers were available back then.

Yeah I'm hoping to enter cognitive behavioural therapy soon. Currently my mind blanks out and I stutter a ton in interviews, been rejected from even basic bitch retail jobs. In social situations I'm fine, but professional environments make me fuck up so bad.

In terms of hooker availability and price point compared to previous ages, yes sex is out there. Not to mention options.

I don't think there are many 3D modeling/rendering enthusiasts around me, especially of the female gender.

>In social situations I'm fine
normalfag

>Make small talk with shop assistants, old folks at the bus stop, etc.
Do Americans really fucking do this?

>don't care how weird you think you are or how niche your interests are, there are people like you around
absolute city slicker

Lol I'd rather be the cushy normalfag like that guy with a cushy degree than the ever eternal KHHV NEET

>Do Americans really
Most of the world does. If you work retail in Europe you're gonna find the cashier try to make small talk with customers.

There is a myth that because of the internet getting sex is easier but it is actually harder, because women would rather starve themselves sexually than fuck someone lower than 8.

And thanks to the internet they can get a lot of 8s and higher while everyone else below that gets literally nothing (excluding totally repulsive and/or obese whales)

>Yea Forums is full of incels because the women they want can land them in jail
wise words; it may be better this way

Guys can you please tell my friend to stop texting me that he's horny and sending shirtless pictures after saying he has his dick in his hand? This incels shit is getting pretty gay

most of the world is asian

not always true

Just pay for sex then of you're "starved."

I bet there are, you just have to find them. And I'm talking about making friends, not finding women. Sort your social skills and make friends first, then start looking for women. It'll be easier then.

It's too expensive and not sustainable at all

What the fuck? Why can't you kiss some hookers? They'll suck cock but not kiss lips? I don't believe it for one moment.

>If you work retail in Europe you're gonna find the cashier try to make small talk with customers.
Bullshit, they never do that, unless something out of ordinary happens all of a sudden

Everybody does this, except silent autists and nervous pedophiles. If you left your room more often, you'd know this.

>sustainable sex
Lol what the fuck? If anons here wanted that then they'd ask for that but most just want to have sex once before they die or kill themselves. Go to /r9k/, these horn dogs want sex and nothing else.

Just merge this with this thread at this point its literally the same thing

Just want to tie up girls and suck on their toes desu

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Well I was thinking more about myself here

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>you know what i call girls in their 200s?
>single mothers
Thread is already off topic from an already off topic thread, I'll stick to this one.

Wel uh der iz niga but u got a be good looking and have money and be popular

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Source: your fat ass.
I worked retail part time in college and we always chatted to the regular customers. I even got to bang a MILF because of it.

Anyone of those work, not all three, but having all three essentially means your a movie star drowning in 9/10 pussy

SNEEEED

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>I even got to bang a MILF because of it.
Why are you posting in the no sex thread then? I'm happy for you though user.

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Lmao I have none of them

depends on the broad, don't blame them. I wouldn't kiss anyone unless i actually liked them as a person but someone sucking my cock? sure

>posts bateman
>gets singles
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD

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Let me guess, you are not from eastern Europe

Work on yourself or settle, thats all there is to it

this
I’m a lifter so my body dysmorphia is off the charts and I don’t trust what I see in the mirror
Literally my barometer for when I should stop bulking and start a cut is when I sense cashiers aren’t flirting with me anymore, when I’m cut there’s all sorts of hair touching and smiling and shit

I'm an older guy who usually only comes here for the lulz. I used to be an incel shut-in but I'm mostly normal now. I'm here to tell lonely anons not to give up and don't listen to the ones telling you it's hopeless.

You got to give them the boyfriend experience first.

True, Western Europe. Why is it different in the east?

Everyone goes out of their way to avoide strangers in stores, bus stops anywhere, I guess communism taught people that everyone is your enemy waiting to spy on you

Imagine working for a woman, and for a coochie alone, no less. Pathetic.

t. man who will have twenty fucking sons

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Based!!!!!!! And make sure she never experiences an orgasm

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>man who will have twenty fucking sons
>will
You're posting on the one site that proves otherwise, just by being here your odds of having sex plummet dramatically.

God, same.

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no. my entire country literally thinks you're weird if you do that and they're not wrong. Why the fuck would you socialise with a rando for no reason? it's insincere and you don't really care anyway.

lower your standards and bang a few 4 or 5s, this will give you the confidence in sex, then download a dating app and work your way from there.

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geezus christ just go get an escort.

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streetsilhouettes.com/

go to this website and scroll VERY slowly

what a faggot

godless

The thing is that you can't "just get an escort" if you're a kissless virgin in his late 20s

>look up for an appropriate hooker online
>call/message the hooker and set up the time and place of meeting
>look up for an appropriate hotel online
>go call up for a hotel room and pay up/reserve a room for that certain date
>day comes, go buy condoms and then drive to that hotel, go inside and wait for the hooker to come
>when she comes have some meaningless dumb small talk before you get to the room
>get into your room, get undressed and try to have sex for the first time in your life with basically a complete stranger while never even kissed a girl
>when it's over you get dressed, pay the hooker and then go home
Would bail out on step two already my famalam

then get a girlfriend, sex isn't just gonna magically happen for you if you don't pay or actively hunt for it. if you're too afraid of booking an escort start off in a massage parlor with extra services get comfy with another woman touching you.

This.

I have had numerous girlfriends and I am sure I can find one to have all of my children, that being 20 sons and 20 daughters. Retard

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>What this means does she like to see you.

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UP IN THE CLUB

Actively hunting for coochie is pathetic. Only get a woman if she adds something to your life.

Hint: sex isn't adding anything to your life.

UP IN THE CLUB

Either nut up and fix yourself or be complacent and die
I used to be like you 8 years ago, super fat and had trash piling up because I just didn’t give a shit about life, was working some shit job in a plastic factory while going to school
had a rock bottom moment around New Years where I realized people thought I was creepy because of my weight, bought a food scale and lose a fuck load of weight over 6 months
Every second of it my brain was trying to tell me to stop and that it wasn’t worth it and wouldn’t change anything, but I kept it up
People who hadn’t seen me since Christmas were shocked by how I looked that summer, suddenly people were talking to me again
You can either take control of your life, or side back into your hoarder filth and piss in a bottle
The choice is yours, (you) me if you want some advice on how to start

This

I'm not fat at all. I never piled trash. I have a decent job.

>Actively hunting for coochie is pathetic.
op is lonely and horny and there are only 3 ways to rectify that 1. get a gf 2. have sex or 3. jack off. a gf isn't gonna magically drop into you like in your anime so you have to actually work for it if you want a GF unless you're a turbo chad where chicks are the ones flocking to you if you're just horny and need to get your rocks off either beat off or hire a prostitute. it's a simple as that
>Only get a woman if she adds something to your life.
no shit, but you still have to actively search for one if you want to find your "soulmate"

Dude. Just....

Are you from different reality or something?

>I'm not fat at all. I never piled trash. I have a decent job.
and? what's your point?

it really depends on the escort but it's generally a bad idea same as with going down on an escort unless it's one of those really high end ones and even then it's still a bad idea.

I'm saying you were not like me 8 years ago.

i think you repped to the wrong guy

>I used to be like you 8 years ago, super fat and had trash piling
I was never either of those things

I'm not this guy

I really wonder if she thinks of me as much as I think of her

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Terrible thread, not at all relating to Television nor relating to film

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it would be better if you used "or" instead of nor in that sentence

imagine not only being an incel but also being a realitycel

>just pay someone

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imagine knowing that your neighbour is a gigaincel who does this, then going to his place and beating the shit out of him

that's a nice thought
could make for a good feelgood movie

GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Just thinking about it makes my test feel like it’s going up

>gigaincel

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>professional cuddler
I SERIOUSLY HOPE YOU INCELS DON'T FUCKING DO THIS

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I'm 5'5"

stop me, nigger

Bulk up to 260lbs and when you punch someone they'll surely go to sleep bro.

I have a professional cuddler, my sister.

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lol same, i got 4 but the oldest is my designated driver hehe

>Thinks only the south has moonshiners
Could you be any more oblivious?

I swear those threads make me feel a bit less of a waste of space I usually consider myself to be

Unequivocally based.

why

I've messed up quite a lot on my way, made a lot of poorly thought decisions, took wrong chances and didn't take right ones; yet, I know better not to vent my frustration on the board about fucking television and film

I miss teenage romance though. Much more fun than status games that come after.

>go to bars and clubs
>try to chat up women
>get brushed aside by every one
>eventually I am asked to leave
That’s what happens if an incel follows your advice

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Why? Are you sure you are not just projecting your own insecurities onto this guy? Paying for emotional entertainment/satisfaction is no different than paying for other kinds of entertainment. If he has the money for it, and he enjoys it, why should he not trade his money for that enjoyment?

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>"Just go to a bar or club, bro"
>Literally every woman there is in a group and move like a pack, good luck getting close to one
>Being alone in a club is like a death sentence, you've already taken on the appearance of a loser with no friends the moment they see you
T-thanks bro

Then get friends. Sort out your social skills and make friends that you can go to the club with. Being alone will make you look like a loser. You fare a lot better as a guy having a laugh with his friends rather than being Billy No Mates.

Ah, so the solution to get laid as a loner, is to not be a loner. Got it.

>mfw when I live in the Phoenix metro
Cute female feet everywhere! Very very suckable.

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Rent a hooker or improve yourself, yeh bucko.

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>a literal incel
yikes

It's unironically true, and it's the best advice someone having trouble with this stuff can receive that often gets looked over. Build up your social circles so you experience more opportunities to meet people, and more opportunities to meet women. Make a couple friends with similar hobbies, start doing stuff together, even if it's you initiating. Start inviting more of their outside friends to events and branching off into becoming friends with them too. Just start meeting and building relationships with more and more people.

No, GET FRIENDS. This is more important than getting a gf. Your friends will be there to have a laugh with and help you out. This is how you change your life. Women come after that.

All normalfags need to fucking hang

This. I made friends by just being myself and doing hobbies with my bros.

MMA, videogames, anime, fitness

Just have fun, man.

no u

UP IN THE CLUB

I blame my hairline and bone structure, i.e myself. Checkmate normalfag.

Ok CJ

Cringe.

Just world fallacy.

Anons iITT: just be yourself bro!

Just remember that the real gf was the friends we made along the way.

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Yikes

OP, at least you're not a 28 year old kissless and hugless virgin like me.

this but unironically

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Literally escorts are just that. If you really find it that hard to get a girlfriend, which you really shouldn't as it's 2019 and tinder allows literally anyone to smash, you could just spend a few hundred and have sex with a QT any time you want.

But you won't, because you're afraid of women and this passive aggressive incel thing is your defence mechanism.

>tfw I turn 29 in a few months

Unlike you guys, I at least have an excuse, though... I am a disfigured cripple who's genitals don't work because of cancer. So I have that going for me, which is (not) nice.

cringe & based lonely and horny poster

>be me
>discussing runnerkino with my mates at work
>qt 8/10 girl co-worker asking to join the discussion
>nah okay, what did you liked about the movie?
>says that she liked the visuals, directing, the soundtrak but also disliked Goose's performance saying it's too emotionless
>dumb cunt.jpg
>confidently explain to her why ourguy was top-tier with examples of GODDAMNIT and death of Joi scenes
>she silently agree
>asked if her bf liked the movie
>I-i always go to the cinema alone
>tell her that we should watch the movie together sometimes
>she blushes and smiles
>o-okay user!
>never invited her to watch movie together after that

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Tfw if I was born a 100 years ago, getting a gf would be much easier thanks to no tinder or technology driving us apart.

And if born 100 years into the future I could have a 2B level android to have sex and discuss philosophy and movies with.

But god in his wisdom decided to drop me off in the worst possible time.

>tinder
Only if you are a attractive man, if you are average or below then you will get practically silence from tinder.

I'm sorry to hear that, user. Makes me feel like my life is an insult to you.
I am this way because of a myriad of psychological issues, an utter fear of life and people.

Bullshit. I got like three matches per week and I like 6-9/10 girls only. I've met few, but most of them were like 5-6/10 so I dropped them. There were two 7-8/10 and they want to go on a second date. And I still haven't even talked with like 10 girls I've matched. You don't need to be 10/10, just make good photoes, have some joke description and be at least decent looking. Not that hard.

Should've shot your shot bucko.

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>Tfw if I was born a 100 years ago, getting a gf would be much easier
No it wouldn't, Jesus Christ you zoomers are dumb.

Are you getting any treatment for these issues, user?

Bullshit I'm not a turbo-chad and I've fucked over twenty girls in the last two years with Tinder. Half of them behind my gfs back btw

Nigger you just lack confidence I slay on tinder and apart from being 6'2" I'm average at best

Unless you're in a wheelchair you can find someone to fuck on Tinder in an afternoon.

>buy an escort

Slavery is illegal

Lie through your teeth

1. Some offer it if you pay extra
2. Why would you kiss a glorified prostitute?

Bella

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Spoke to psychiatrists for a while and was always too much of a pussy to actually take any steps they recommended. Feels like it was a complete waste of time because of how dumb I am. Has to be something inside of me that is broken, where I suffer and I get help recommendations by professionals but don't listen and just go back to the way things are.

I eventually got a job, my first job at 26 but it didn't help my situation, I'm just a silent person at work, I've made no friends and nothing has changed with my life. Still too terrified to ever make an attempt, too terrified to ever talk to a woman or even make a tinder account. I've never been inside a bar, never been drunk with people. And I have zero friend and haven't had any since high school.

Sorry if this is just insulting to read. My made up psychological issues pale compared to what you've suffered through. I hope your life is good, I hope you have friends and family out there.

What do you write in your tinder bio’s then? What sort of clothes do you wear?

You sound like a fucking pussy. How some balls and stop using your made up problems for attention

Mine just says looking for fun.
Just random pictures

Why aren't you used to it by now?
Why do you still try?
Why do you want part in this world that wants no part in you?

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Just out of curiosity, I've always wondered what hiring a hooker would actually be like

Do you have some small talk beforehand? Maybe with some drinks?
Or do you just get straight to fucking?

And do you start with intimate kissing and touching or would that be weird?

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If you have a car money and shit, just post pics with it and write in bio that you like travel and shit and want to take her out.

Good gag, I hope it will make her drool like a dog.

would you want to kiss a mouth that was touching an old mans wrinkly smegma penis five minutes beforehand?

>do you start with intimate kissing who sucked more dicks than you amount of people you know
jeez I dunno mate

Nigger no one reads bios what the fuck. You're over thinking this. Just use a few of your best pictures and smash.

Alright thanks for the advice anons, but I’m think I got to get in shape before trying tinder. Start lifting and losing weight first. Got rejected on my second date of my life last week and I still feel bad desu.

Did you go in for a kiss and get knocked back?
Had that happen to me recently as well, getting friendzoned on a date fucking sucks.

where do I gather the confidence? right now I'm too much of a pussy to even create a profile. Also there aren't really photos of me because I don't have friends and people don't take photos of me.

She should be in the countryside somewhere, under a fruit tree, with the sun and clouds above her and our sproglets running around her feet

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No she only wants to date someone of her own religion and I’m not converting for pussy or a gf even if it would be my first

Hey mod do u like loli pusy

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>where do I gather the confidence? right now I'm too much of a pussy to even create a profile. Also there aren't really photos of me because I don't have friends and people don't take photos of me.
fucking this lads. how the fuck do I do this when I have literally no one and nothing? And that's when I say fuck it anyway no one would date me.

The best of the best

I only hope the fembots and Jois come along in the next decades if not for me the for my fellow user’s

Don't take it too personally. When dates don't work out, it's usually because the two people just didn't click. No one's fault. Don't think of a date as you being judged, think of it as both of you seeing if you're compatible. The fact that you were on a date at all puts you miles ahead of the posters on here telling you it's impossible.

You're putting the cart before the horse, user. First improve your social skills and make friends, then go looking for a woman.

Yes, the queen of Yea Forums has that effect on people

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UP IN THE CLUB
There won't be a bee on my hat, no?

People that knew you started talking to you again because they thought you had full blown AIDS.

god tier

You know how even normies acknowledge that nobody makes friends after 25 pretty much? and all the studies that prove it too.

Keep in mind, fucking normies can't even make new friends that deep into life. And someone as big of a failure as me, at 28, completely friendless and I'm supposed to somehow get friends?

Fuck I hate myself so much.

ITS NOT FAIR JUST GIMME DE PUSY PLS COME ON A LITTLE PUSY THAT'S ALL JUST A LIL BIT JUST A SNIFF I WANNA LICK LICC THE PUSY GIMME GIMME GIMME LIL DROP OF PUSY JUICE PUSY JUICE MMM YUM YUM PUS PUS IN MY TUM TUM PLS AAAAAAAAAAHGGGGHHHHH

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The fuck? Just act confident and eventually you'll be confident. If 16 year olds could storm the beachs of Normandy 70 years ago while their friends were getting shot to bits you can download a fucking app.

literally 10

>Just act confident and eventually you'll be confident
This is completely foreign to me and not something I'm capable of.

Nah she's an annoying zoomer attention whore.

Ice this deadbeat.

This isn't true. I'm in my 30s and I've made more friends over the last 5 years from 2 new hobbies I took up than I have since college. Lots of people don't make new friends as they getb older because they're busy raising their kids. You don't have that problem.

ruralfags S E E T H I N G

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If you control masturbation to once a week you can effectively numb your sexuality with some dissasociation. After doing this, you can JUST be lonely without the added tension of horniness.

roastie angry at Moner's Yea Forums stardom

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how did your life look prior to your 30s then? were you a pathetic fucking loser that quit after high school and spent 13 years as a neet with no contact with the outside world aside from the occasional cousin maybe 2 times a year?

>hating escorts
Is it just roasties and white knights doing this?

>all the fucking normalfags in this thread

fuck off and die, pig fuckers
hypergamy is at an all-time high but clearly it's the ugly and socially awkward who are at fault for not being able to get women who aren't interested in them in the first place
literally delusional fuckwads itt

She'll infuriate them for years and years to come