Marvel Rising: Heart of Iron (2019)

>what the holy menstruation

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Each more equally smug, big-eyebrowed and thin than the last!

$20 says the tanned flaming dude is both Hispanic and gay.

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3xtr3m3ly impr3ssiv3 3quin3 NIGG3R quads, fri3nd.

Literally every character in this poster never had a good comic. Every single one of them is shittier than the next.

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selling comics?

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>not a single white hero despite being the majority demographic into capeshit

why ? Why do they do this.

oh boy another thread full of fragile white man-children crying over fictional black characters.

>Today kids we'll be learning the very valuable lesson that it's totally fine to bitch about something white men used to do & then do that exact same thing yourself
>everyone gets a turn to be an asshole
>n-no, it's never the white men's turn

"tough" /pol/tards crying when they see a minority like usual. FUCKING KEK.

>minority
Might as well just say the n-word you cryptobigot.

>Squirrel Girl, Captain Marvel, and Spider-Gwen aren't white

>Non male
>white

Pic one, women might as well be niggers.

Could be worse.

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holy shit what book?

I thought Spider-Gwen was a mutt with that tooth gap

Looks like The Art of War to me, not sure though

Is this actual dialogue or a cheeky edit?
Who the fuck buys or even reads this shit for free
Also, ‘America Chavez sounds like a Wonder Woman rip off

>Who the fuck buys this shit
Nobody.
>or even reads this shit for free
^^^ See previous.

He's dating Quake

>Is this actual dialogue or a cheeky edit?
Actual dialogue. Pic related is from the genderswapped Thor comic.
>Who the fuck buys or even reads this shit for free
Nobody, not even the tumblr whales they're pandering to. Marvel has been hemmorhaging comic sales for the last several years despite being at the peak of their popularity.

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You arent the biggest demographic anymore

The show is aimed at children. America is white majority only at the top. The younger you go the more and more mexicans you discover. thank the boomers and their cheap lawncare

it's written by some 40 year old lady she might be 30 actually

>That user actually published his book
Based.

I can absolutely see Waifutitti doing that page dialogue verbatim.
>movies successful because they mainly use the old characters
>comics tank because they don't
>hey lets do the new characters in the movies now
Brilliance.

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Are these shitty woke jokes just for her and her 4 roasty cunt friends to laugh about at their weekly wine and man hate sessions?
How much of a cuck do you have to be as editor at marvel to let this shit go to print?
It’s one thing to allow the stupid politics but the tumbler level jokey current year dialogue is fucking max cringe

>Audiobook narrated by Garth Marenghi
>NIGGERS.
>NIGGERS.
>NIGGERS.
>NIGGERS.
>NIGGERS.

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if it premiers on youtube, it's not a real movie

Dios mio

all the character does is go around and beats up republicans or toxic masculinity males. that isn’t me being facetious it’s actually what her books are about

>Sotomayor College
Writing for comics is generally shit, but the worst dialogue you can ever find is shitted out in the Captain Nu-America comics. The amount of fecal gems you can find there amazes me.

Which still leaves a white majority because the others are a mix of Hispanic, Latino - both arguably white, black, Native, Asian etc.

Characters which wouldn’t exist if not for white liberals imagining your fragile little selves crying at night because you’re not Spider-Man.

>minority
>90% of the global population is brown
Yeah you’re not really exposing yourself as a tower of strength and intelligence for all mankind here...

Thats not what majority means

Why do they all look like villains?

>8 billion people
>official global white population is around 750 million
No, when you say how terrible oppressing minorities is....

>you aren’t the biggest demographic
Except white males of all ages are still. Especially relating to the consumption of this genre. Not only that, but why are you assuming white women want to see women and ugly diversity tokens in everything? I’m only interested in Marvel because of the classic white male heroes, everything else can fuck right off, I’m not a retarded self hating, condescending libturd.

The majority is the biggest group.That’s still white people and will be for some time. All the non whites don’t come from the same race and culture, they’re not related to each other, they don’t think with a hive mind.

A majority is more than half. A plurality is the greatest number for one but less than half.

the great gatsby, you pleb

>All the non whites don’t come from the same race and culture
>they’re not related to each other
>they don’t think with a hive mind
>what are black people and why have you never been around any to notice they are all of these things
At some point you start to realize that for some reason you're awfully anxious to keep redirecting it to how white people bad, somehow.

>US is officially dead

Shame.

>Marvel thinking it can compete with animated DCkino

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Gabi-something is a old fat lesbian who LARPs as an hispanic.

>How much of a cuck do you have to be as editor at marvel to let this shit go to print?
People thought that the nomination of Cebulski as the new chief would bring some change. In reality they double-down on their woke bullshit. Cebulski is not the real boss, it's Sana Amanat, she's pulling the strings. She has also turned the Marvel youtube channel into a lifestyle brand: "Women of Marvel", a cooking show, some weird gaming stuff with celebrities, etc. it's everything but actual comic books.