Star Wars Rise of Skywalker

I heard that this movie is about a small hill

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last one was about running out of gas, so why not

I dreamt I went to see this the other night.It kind of made me realise what a cultural milestone it is. I know it'll be absolute shit but I feel I'll miss out if I don't see it. I won't be able to talk to friends about it, I won't be able to watch parodies or reviews, I'll even miss out on Yea Forums threads. How have Disney accomplished such cultural dominance?

just remember not to pay

By hiring cute reys

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Who cares at this point? I wish they'd bull a Planet of the Apes 2 and just blow everything up.

"Fuck it" - J J "Mystery Box" Abrams

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What do girls feel like?

This is the clever shill. He is not shilling for Disney though, oh no. He wants you to think that he is. I smell Sony here

bags of sand and salty milk and coins

Patrician opinion

Lost causes depress me

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I have never touched a girl

Buy it, get it out of your system, get over that hill. It's unironically overrated, though. You can spend $200-300 and get an 8/10, ~$600 will get you a legit JLaw or Emma Watson for an hour in major cities. Even then, it's just a thing, not a life changer.

I'm not going to pay money on it but I look forward to its release. This is going to be fun.

How did that 16 seconds seem like 16 minutes? How in 16 seconds of footage did I find like 12 seconds of useless material?

I couldn't even let it finish.

The entire casino subplot was worthless

>The entire plot was worthless

nigga what? I'm not shilling anything. Does Sony even have a big release in December?

>2 video games and 1 GoW 2018 with lightsabers clone coming soon
>4 garbage movies that every, and I mean everyone doesn't care about and would rather see Jumanji
>decent comic runs, just fine
>shitty, billion dollar addition to a theme park that kids kinda don't care about

Alright, Disney. Have fun I guess.

I've got a big release in your Mom's ass, faggot.

>pace yourself with 1 movie and 1 game every 2 christmas's and keep the franchise fresh for 20 years
or
>burn it out in 5 years by releasing a bunch of shit every single year
bravo disney

to be fair people buy of shallow capeshit almost every month at this point so I can't fault them for trying to milk this too with low effort trash.