I heard that this movie is about a small hill
Star Wars Rise of Skywalker
last one was about running out of gas, so why not
I dreamt I went to see this the other night.It kind of made me realise what a cultural milestone it is. I know it'll be absolute shit but I feel I'll miss out if I don't see it. I won't be able to talk to friends about it, I won't be able to watch parodies or reviews, I'll even miss out on Yea Forums threads. How have Disney accomplished such cultural dominance?
just remember not to pay
By hiring cute reys
Who cares at this point? I wish they'd bull a Planet of the Apes 2 and just blow everything up.
"Fuck it" - J J "Mystery Box" Abrams
What do girls feel like?
This is the clever shill. He is not shilling for Disney though, oh no. He wants you to think that he is. I smell Sony here
bags of sand and salty milk and coins
Patrician opinion
Lost causes depress me
I have never touched a girl
Buy it, get it out of your system, get over that hill. It's unironically overrated, though. You can spend $200-300 and get an 8/10, ~$600 will get you a legit JLaw or Emma Watson for an hour in major cities. Even then, it's just a thing, not a life changer.
I'm not going to pay money on it but I look forward to its release. This is going to be fun.
How did that 16 seconds seem like 16 minutes? How in 16 seconds of footage did I find like 12 seconds of useless material?
I couldn't even let it finish.
The entire casino subplot was worthless
>The entire plot was worthless
nigga what? I'm not shilling anything. Does Sony even have a big release in December?
>2 video games and 1 GoW 2018 with lightsabers clone coming soon
>4 garbage movies that every, and I mean everyone doesn't care about and would rather see Jumanji
>decent comic runs, just fine
>shitty, billion dollar addition to a theme park that kids kinda don't care about
Alright, Disney. Have fun I guess.
I've got a big release in your Mom's ass, faggot.
>pace yourself with 1 movie and 1 game every 2 christmas's and keep the franchise fresh for 20 years
or
>burn it out in 5 years by releasing a bunch of shit every single year
bravo disney
to be fair people buy of shallow capeshit almost every month at this point so I can't fault them for trying to milk this too with low effort trash.