Characters you’re embarrassed are literally you

Any characters for me?

>20's
>phone salesman
>kinda want a gf but think they're a lot of work and too lazy
>love kinos and spend most of my time watching and talking about them
>try and write scripts, but too afraid to show them
>fat but getting skinnier

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Without the romance

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Do you want to get into film? You should show your work to someone you trust. How many screenplays have you written?

I've written two pilots, one hour long drama, another half hour dramedy. I've done some short (supposed to be animated) 15 minute scripts. I've also written a full length horror script.

Working on a short film horror script right now. A lot of scripts I tend to drop about 20 pages in, its rare for me to finish them.

also speaking for half of Yea Forums

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Me and my brother

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this show was peak comfy. gonna get stoned and rewatch

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Instead of blues music, it's k-pop, but otherwise it's uncanny

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Without the sex, friends or occasional job

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I shiggy diggy.

Stop writing scripts start writing books. It has never been easier to publish yourself. And the Jews that buy scripts want proven intellectual property. You like writing horror? Try to get published in Ellery Queen. They wont pay you shit, but literally every writer wants to be published in Ellery Queen.

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Thank you for your service sir.

I’ve done two features both in the 130 page range, however I had to trim the first one down to 90. However I’m having severe writer’s block right now. Do you want to direct you horror short?

Sounds rad actually

Based, did you get to fuck a nerdy teenager too?

Ideally, but if any company or whatever decided to buy it all and get someone else I wouldn't refuse probably.

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Every now and then. Bitches love k-pop.

I dated a "bully" teen girl from a rich family who I tricked into thinking I was cool, and as she slowly found out I'm actually a nerd she slowly lost all respect for me. It was incredible.

I did cum with her feet in my mouth on several occasions so I still won.

It's not creepy because I'm basically retarded so on the same level as teen girls.

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The hardest part of being an IT guy is trying to politely explain to people why they were the problem

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Good luck, I prefer directing so I’d never sell anything without being attached, makes it harder to break in.

>I did cum with her feet in my mouth
Fucking based. I don’t care about the teenagers as long as their legal and even if not I ain’t gonna fucking tell

Thanks anyway user

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its kinda sad really

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I’ve sort of become Trees Lounge Buscemi lately

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