What are some summer beach movies about going to the beach and having a blast?

Fat bitch with a skinny bitch face always weird me out

and why that's a good thing!

describe fat pusy

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wow aren't you cool

imagine the smell!

>people actually fap to such high resolution images of girls
>images where you can see every pore and thinning hair
this disgusts me more then the fatfags in this thread

>not fapping to 100x100 artifacted .jpg girls from the year 1995 like a true chad

My summers as a beach guard is probably the coolest thing about me. Im glad you agree.

Like regular pussy but has a smell that is unbearable even for stinkfags. Like rotting fish. It's worse than shit honestly and not worth it.

Do female lifeguards even exist in real life? I've been to dozens of pools, beaches, etc. and I can't recall ever seeing a lifeguard that wasn't just a normal white dudebro.

Reminder that most women look better with (revealing) clothing on.

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i really want to kick you in the face, if you dont mind my honesty

>Blonde.
>Thicc.
>White toenails.

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LITERALLY THIS
women look objectively better with sexy clothing then naked
no woman looks better naked then they do in lingerie or outfits

>Implying I wouldn't

The waterpark down the street from my house usually only has female lifeguards. All high school or college age.

>all that meat on her thighs
wew lad

She could still stand to gain a few more pounds imo

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What a beached fucking whale. Anyone who finds this attractive has no standards

Sure I knew a few. They never got promoted though.

>thin face/neck
>thick meaty thighs
kino
>small tits
>small belly
>fat arms
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

If she had big tits she'd be a 10/10. Fat girls with no tits are just sad.

>not showering after you take a shit

Big thighs AND nice toes, this is the kinda woman they used to write home about

Only white women are attractive at this weight

No black or Asian woman is this it at this weight

Baywatch

What madman convinced literally who braphog she's hot enough to do fancy nude photoshoots?

take the architect pill user

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I can't get a thin girlfriend. They are all in relationships. Should I just go gay? Twinks are everywhere.

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Go for older women, 40 - 50s. They are great and they can't help but mother you in a sweet, gentle way that is still sensual.

And it's beautiful

Where do you live? I’m Australian and worked as a lifeguard for 9 years, (and obviously been to a bunch of pools and such) and it’s overwhelmingly female. Like 70:30 % ratio.

it sounds like you already are gay

Imagine the smell after whole day running in the beach.

Imagine having just the laziest wake-up morning sex with her. You're pumping in and out while your eyes can barely keep open and she's gently grinding her body against yours before changing pace and locking you in with her legs. You fall asleep inside of her.

>normal sized face
>absolutely fucked proportions

And small tits

t. roastie past the wall

Shut up zoomer, go back to your Elsa Jean and Piper porn. You wouldn't know fertility if you were suckling on its teet.

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Delete this!

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Its essentially just coconut and dried sweat. I still use No-Ad 50 proof. So after doing yardwork i love just smelling my arms. It reminds me of being 20 years old.

that is a very strangely shaped girl wtf

nice. thick thighs save lives

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Reminder during the stone age all white women looked like this (hence the venus figurines found in central europe)

HOMMMINA HOMMMINA HOMMMMINA
BAROOGA BAROOGA BAROOGA
BA-DUMP BA-DUMP BA-DUMP
ooh la la!
muy bueno
*takes deep breath and inflates chest*
hola senorita

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Someone post the whole set already

>You fall asleep inside of her.
What kind of virgin fantasy is this? lmao

That's what my tongue is for

>locking you in with her legs.
>tfw once this happened to me

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based and awoogapilled

Eastern USA. Actually just spent the last week at the beach, six days and of course didn't see one female lifeguard. I figured it's just a meme.

I fucking hate those mini tattoos

>Engagement ring
Some lucky chad is absolutely going to town on that ass right now and uhhhhh you're a fucking incel loser lmao

Those were idols, you idiot. The women back then looked like the "lost tribe" 1950s hunter-gatherers from National Geographic Magazine.

Yo real talk - i have slayed a few dragons and I mean it's aite but on more than one occasion while hitting it doggy I had to turn my head away and breath through my mouth due to the smell because gag reflex kicked in. (Had to stop once due to gagging )

I think it's more about the sweat than poor wiping. If you legitimately dig this smell you're a lucky man.

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Only on children pools

Nope faggot

The women back then did nothing but sit around in caves all day raising offspring and making sure it wouldn't run around + get eaten by tigers

So naturally they were thicc as fuck, they served as veritable breeding machines for the tribe

Well, good for you. This never happened to me and probably it won't.

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Not true at all.

Girls witch these bodies always have some huge, buff bf, its not fair. Go fuck the bimbos Chad, leave the chubsters for the rest of us.

She's beautiful.

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>just a smigden of feet
based rescue girl

WHAT DOES HER BRAPPER LOOK LIKE

You naive fat ass. They were out gathering while the men hunted. Offspring were raised by the less mobile grandparents.

Chad is fucking the bimbos too on the side without telling his chubster fiance

He just can't ever get enough. But women are to blame since the bottom 80% of women go for the top 20% of men, rigging the sexual market to the point of unfeasability

fall asleep incel

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shame about the body

that's a big pussy

There is a God

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Why is this so common? This kind of girl always find a chad, but men like that only find Asian women.

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So a few days back, I met up with a chick off of tinder and we fucked immediately, then we talked for a little bit, I had a real good time. Afterwards she asked me for my social media, and said she enjoyed my company, followed by "I'll contact you in a few days". She didnt unmatch me from tinder, and doesnt seem to have been active. I actually liked this chick, am I reading to much into this?

Fuck she's fucking beautiful, that's an 10/10 aryan specimen.

>Be woman below the age of 25
>Don't look like a 1/10
>Spread legs

It's this easy for them to find a partner. They are cruising through life on god mode

You seem pretty cool to me desu

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You know she loves Mexican cocks so much.

I went out with a fatty for 2 years and her pussy had no smell. She used to squirt like a champ too and would get off me and my whole mid section would be drenched.

I know what you mean about some fatties having stink twats tho. It will stink up half the house during sex if not careful.

describe regular pussy.

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t-rex body lmao, if you gonna be fat at least have big tits

I have never gotten easy sex like that from tinder matches or anything else, so stop reading into shit and just enjoy what you've had. Hit her up again and see what happens. If she's not interested at least you already had sex and can move on satisfied with that. Fucking lucky asshole. Instead I got led on all summer by someone I thought was actually going to become my gf and haven't had sex in years. Turning 30 in a week and never even had a relationship. Fuck everything.

just tastes salty desu

It stings the skin when your face gets close to it, kinda feels like an allergic reaction does

If you are a big boy and not carting around children you shouldn't be going to beaches with lifeguards. I only go to beaches where i can drive my truck to the water and get shitfaced and camp.

Signed up for tinder for first time last night. All iv had so far is bots, chinks and white sluts who make out they are interested, add you on snapchat and then start asking if you want to buy their nudes.

And women think men are bad.

Usually at the neighborhood pools. High school kids mostly that teach swim lessons and what not to the kids. I did it when I was in high school during the summers. Decent money for a kid.

Seriously tired of these white lusting Asians, can't I just get a nice white or Latina girl please?

>dude why go to beaches with girls in bikinis when you can just sit in your truck drinking shitty beer
Yeah good advice bro

Sorry to hear that bro, last October i got messaged by a cute bbw chick who told me I was the hottest man she'd ever seen and that she loved my smile. She fell in love with me based on my facial appearance and we ended up dating for 6 months. She had a million different issues, so I had to force her to dump me. If I had dumped her, she would've killed herself. Tinder hoes are attractive but the baggage isnt worth it.

big women have big vaginas. also heavy flows

>barooga
Based retardanon

>be lifeguard
>sink everytime you get in the water

There used to be way more beach movies. What happened?

My recommendation is The Shallows (2016). It's a good stripped down shark movie. Very intimate. One woman vs one shark.

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only a homosexual faggot gay man would describe regular pussy that way

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>Their pussies always stink.
Good!

I'm not gay and I know some of the guys here will say I am. Anyway, there's an 18 year old trans down my street I unload in a few times a week. Can't tell from behind. I make him keep his thong on and hide his cock when we meet up. Let's me plow his asshole until he cries. Been on hormones since like 13 or something. Looks like a typical socal bimbo blonde if you didn't know.

I've fucked a few of his feminine twink friends too. Feels good and better than jacking off. Dont have to worry about knocking them up and my wife finding out either. Asshole is asshole if they look like a typical hot chick. A few of them are hotter than most females.

She can probably swim like a fish. Or at least like an overweight whale.

That's hot as fuck, you're lucky, I'd love to find that.

Faggot

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brehs

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The first time I felt weird as fuck. I didn't know it was a dude for a few years. Then we got drunk together and he sucked me in my car the first time. Then what I thought was a fake titty blonde pulled out a dick and I freaked. Lol still blew in his ass though and had that after jizz clarity. Now I don't care.

You can see her fat crotch indentation.
boner stop

How do you even approach this girl? You and her both know that the only reason she is getting talked to is because you have an obese woman fetish.

I NEED A FEMDOM BBW GF

>Ugh, where the hell did user run off to? My feet are getting tired and I need his face as a seat.

i never get girls asking if i wanna buy nudes :(

Girls are stupid and narcissistic. They dont give a flying fuck why you are paying attention to them.

Me, as a 35 year old fat ugly man. Yea my immediate response to flirting is telling the girl im too poor to try to rob.

>tfw I'll never get sucked off by a hot tranny bimbo in my car
>tfw never going to nut balls deep in her ass

In the real, talkin like an illiterate thug to make your fabricated story seem more authentic for street cred is more pathetic than any nigga that asks for the blunt every 3 seconds

What’s her insta?

Fuck off Kaya.

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