It's a black man gets pulled over for no reason episode

She had like 4 felony warrants out for her. I honestly think the cop was pretty damn reasonable here all things considered.

they're all for fines though, coulda just ticked the bitch but instead traumatized the niglets

I saw an ep recently where the dude had Kratom in his car and the cop kept saying it was spice and was illegal.

Never forget this show gave us ham man. So it’s not totally useless.

youtu.be/0cxq6Js4tU8

>DA PO-LEASE

>Brings in canine

>dog sticks head inside car for a second because they left the door wide open and it probably smells food doesn't even bark
>THIS MEANS THERE ARE DEFINITELY DRUGS WE NOW HAVE LEGAL CONSENT TO COMPLETELY RANSACK YOUR ENTIRE CAR AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT WE'RE GOING TO SHOOT YOU

Ham man returns

youtu.be/eIW6fO6a1r8

>having kids with you makes you immune to arrest for felony warrants
This is the brain of a sheltered suburban wannabe-punk. I'd actually support this ignorance for the imba OP loophole to exploit

THATS THE SOUND OF THE BEAST

Their have been cases where the dogs are trained to intentionally give false positives. Basically saying no to consent means nothing. Cops don’t give a shit about citizen rights. Fuck you might have gay porn mags in your car. Just because you don’t consent doesn’t mean 100% you have drugs.

There is literally no reason for laws and law enforcement to exist. Without them society would police itself and be a safer place for upstanding citizens.

Let's go to Richland county.....oh wait, let's go to Warwick, looks like white guy is getting pulled over

IF YOU GET STOPPED JUST BE POLITE AND COMPLY WITH EVERYTHING

THE TIME TO FIGHT IS IN COURT

BEING WHITE AND UPSTANDING WITH NO RECORD YOU ARE LIKELY TO GET LET OFF WITH JUST A WARNING

what an absolute madman

why does he eat the ham like that?

I’ve gotten probably 7 speeding tickets in my life and never had one issue. It was like a 5 minute ordeal. No one has ever asked to search to my car. I’m also white though

>Sir you're giving off tons of indicators that would lead me to believe you are operating your vehicle here under the influence. Would you mind doing some field sobriety tests for me?

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BASED WHITE SPEEDER MASTER RACE

I'VE BEEN LET OFF LIKE 4 TIMES AND PLEAD DOWN ALL THE OTHERS TO JUST FINES, ZERO POINTS

I have only ever been pulled over once for speeding. I was going almost 30 miles over the speed limit and knew it. Didn't give me a ticket, just a warning and sent me on my way. I am also white and was just really respectful and nervous and did not act like a suspicious threat of any kind. It's the key. Getting shifty or mouthy is what they want you to do so they can escalate things for no reason. But it takes a whole lot less if you aren't white.

>no reason
the amount of black people with 2-3 tail lights out and who never bother to signal disagrees with you

Say it again, and I'll shoot you for jaywalking

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This. People seem to forget how bad blacks drive. They never maintain their lanes when turning out from a street, they speed, pass in double yellows, and never signal. Cops can trail a black dude for maybe 4 streets and chances are he will break a traffic law.

I got real lucky once was doing 90 in a 65. Was handing my ID to the cop and he gets some like 911 robbery in progress call at the same moment. He just looks at me and goes “you’re one lucky son of a bitch” and walks away.

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can confirm. live in 60% black city, they're fucking retarded when it comes to driving. honestly have no idea how they even get licenses (if they even have them). you might as well let your dog drive your car home and he will be at least as good of a driver as 99% of black people.

They are also dumb as shit and drive with like expired tags with guns and drugs in their cars.

fuck you, you're gonna have to steal my blood, jew!

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I WAS DOING 130 ONCE BUT HE WROTE IT DOWN AS 83 AND ASKED ABOUT MY TURBOS LMAO

SHOULD HAVE ARRESTED ME ON THE SPOT

just like Somalia!

>driiving 40mph in the opposite direction with windows up.
>"I smelled weed from your car

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there's been a few times where I have unironically smelled weed coming from someone else's car while driving
Is it bullshit most of the time? probably, but it isn't impossible

If it’s legal to only go a certain speed why do they make cars that go faster than it? Jews again?

It's basically police brutality/harassment / the police state as a spectator sport, like Cops. Rednecks watch this for cheap sadistic laughs instead of educating themselves or watching nature documentaries.
American cops are fucking garbage.

why dont they just use the breathalyzer right away instead of wasting time with all that bullshit?

Sometimes it looks like the cop is even annoyed he has to arrest someone for weed.

people that smoke weed a lot do not realize how much they smell like fucking weed to everyone else
same is true for cigarette smokers

Because you can refuse a breathalyzer and the tests. Best bet is to go for blood and just hope you sober up in time. A judge has to approve a warrant to take your blood and sometimes they just aren’t available.

in many states refusing a breathalyzer means you automatically lose your license

40mph in opposite directions with the windows up gives you a fraction of a nano second to smell it.

>user hasn't heard the horror stories of pigs forcibly taking blood from hospitalized "suspects" in the land of the free
Son, you've got a ways to fall.

Probably because he smokes it himself and is part of the current generations who almost unanimously agree that it should just be legal at this point.

Lol how American. Refuse to blow in a machine that has proven to be inaccurate.

What do you expect from burgers? They think polygraphs aren't complete bullshit too.

what 3rd world machines are you people using over there?

you've got two options:
a.) refuse the breathalyzer and lose your license but don't necessarily get a DUI - this is the correct path to take if you know you're fucked
b.) if you think you're borderline, take the breathalyzer, fail it, demand a blood test, and sober up enough by the time you get it so you pass. Because breathalyzers aren't the most accurate, the blood test always overrules them.

polygraphs aren't admissible in court, despite what TV shows may claim

what a racist

Binging this over the weekend gave me permanent anxiety. I never want to drive again. Dude gets a DUI because he's kinda weird and does a backflip, cop almost gets run over by fucking drunk/methed up bitch, some dude has like 30 pounds of meth in his super nice car.

Jesus Christ. I want to buy a bike so bad now.

denial lasts forever though

>be cool and you wont get shot.webm
HES NOT WRONG

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youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8

He showed up again for a trespass call

>HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD
>INTERLOCK YOUR FINGERS
>WALK TOWARDS ME
>DON'T STAND UP
>WALK TOWARDS ME
>DO A BACKFLIP
>DON'T MOVE
>WALK TOWARDS ME ON YOUR KNEES BUT DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE
>I WILL EXECUTE YOU
who here /tacticoolcoward/

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The tests are designed to make you look drunk. Never do a field test, just take the arrest.

doesn't work look

Breathalyzers have to be calibrated on a routine schedule. Some police departments don’t exactly keep them up to date. .01 points could mean the difference between a dui or not. But honestly if you are under the legal limit and can’t act sober you deserve it. DUIs are no joke these days. You pay upwards of 10k in some cases and can lose your license for 6 months or more. Add in 100 hours of community service and required AA meetings. It’s ridiculous. Use Uber if you even think you might go over the limit.

IF YOUR DEALING WITH THIS KINDA COP DONT REACH TO PULL UP YOUR PANTS LIKE YOU MIGHT HAVE A GUN

YOU CAN SEE EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IN THE VIDEO

IF HE DIDN'T REACH HE'D BE ALIVE

No they aren't

>cop follows guy from bar and pulls him over
>he's a 40+ year old tradesman
>has an expired learner license but never got a full license
How can they be that old and never actually get a license?

Yes they fucking are.

>Stand on one foot and touch your nose and recite the alphabet backwards while flashing lights are around you and a guy with a gun is making you play Simon Says

Then it all just adds to their report for your DUI. "Driver was wobbling around and seemed nervous, obviously impaired".

Weak chin, looks like he got bullied at school and joined the police so he could murder people.

Cops can search a car incident to an arrest, they just got go into things you wouldnt be able to see normal, like a trunk or glove box unless they have reasonable suspicion to do so

If a person answers yes to that, theyll just go ahead and rummage through literally everything instead of just poking around

Blacks hate cops therefore I love cops. The enemy of my enemy is my friend

I notice they don’t do the alphabet backward thing anymore. Some bureaucrat with a soul must have realized that’s hard to do sober as a nun.

>it's a motorcycle rider gets chased into NASA HQ episode

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>dude LiveDP
>its live
>it's like red zone meets COPS
it's not and it isnt

Just fines today means paying a small fortune because your city is a bunch of thieving pieces of shit. If they arent the next city over is

wtf I love niggers now

Glove compartment is locked and so is the trunk is the back and I know my rights so you gon need a warrant for that

youtube.com/watch?v=nzJD3UElM4U

YOU JUST KNOW

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>dude you're wearing blue so you're obviously cripping lmao
fuck these profiling pigs
people just eat this shit up
youtube.com/watch?v=zWj-rDgqTBA

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Fuck cops man. I'm white and work hard, and I've spent time in the back of a cop car just because I had a gun in my trunk. Got their "weapons specialist" to make sure it was legal but he just pointed it in the middle of the street because he thought it was cool.

This was in California so it had a bullet button than makes it so the mag doesn't just pop out, he thought he broke it. Fucking loaded mag in an AR-15 pointing it in the road. Again, FUCK cops.

I like the stronk nigga. I also like that one cop with the voice of an angel who pulled up on two mildly suspicious people who found a penis pump. He let them go obviously but it was silly and he really does have the voice of an angel, and yes, I'd fuck him.

>cops harass a dude and ask him everything he's been doing for the past week like they need to fucking know
>just leave him alone mid conversation
Man, fuck pigs.

Blacks are still worse

WHAT THEY DO HERE IS HAVE YOU PAY THE HIGHEST PRICE PARKING TICKET WHICH ISNT A MOVING VIOLATION, PLUS A BUNCH OF SURCHARGES TO FATTEN UP THE BILL

BEATS POINTS AND A CONVICTION ANYDAY

dont fuck with Sticks

This. When you become an adult you realize blacks are worse. Only edgy teens hate cops

good to see lots of redpilled patriots in this thread
kill yourself pig apologists

*nig apologists

Look at how he's baiting him the whole fucking time and telling him what to wear.
Good lord.

Yes it does but thats the essence of the scam

They are threatening you with ruining your life if you dont pay [$350] for a milquetoast speeding ticket

I actually 100% disagree. I fucking hate cops. They terrify me way more than some nigger. I've even thought about putting a thin blue line sticker on my car just to deter them.

how you view other races if your own deal and i have no issue with it but at the end of the day you should side with your fellow man instead of some power tripping authority that hates you as much as you hate 'niggers'

>nigger detected

That's the pig mentality. If you don't let them trample over your rights, you're immediately suspect.
And fuck whoever said blacks are worse than cops. At least gangniggers admit they're thugs, the police are just legalized gangsters.

He was on his knees, crying, begging for his life and instinctively pulled up his pants. There was no scenario where he could've possibly pulled a gun on them. The fact that people continue to defend this murder makes me incredibly sad.

Cops also think they can park wherever they fucking want. Just right in front of the grocery store because who's going to write you a ticket. Goddamn I hate cops and this show proves why I should fear and loathe them.

Because cops don’t waste my tax dollars. Welfare thugs do

>They terrify me way more than some nigger
You're either a nigger or live in an overwhelming white area then

Reminder that boot licking and supporting the police will get you nowhere once they start kicking down doors
The government hates equally

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SOMETIMES THE RADAR DETECTOR DOESNT FIRE IN TIME AND THEY CLOCK YOU GOING FAST ENOUGH TO TURN ON THE LIGHTS

SHIT HAPPENS, MONEY IS THE EASY OUT

HE WAS INSTINCTIVELY RETARDED
SHOULD HAVE REALIZED BY THEN WHAT KIND OF COP HAD SIGHTS ON HIM WATCHING HIS EVERY MOTION

STOP CRYING LIKE A BITCH
PAY VERY CLOSE ATTENTION AND DO EVERYTHING THATS INSTRUCTED AND DO IT SLOWLY

DONT REACH QUICK BEHIND YOUR BACK LIKE A BRAINLET

t. butthurt whiteoid who lives in a nigger ghetto
The difference is crips and bloods stick to their own neighborhoods and their shitty drug houses, they don't hurt you unless you go looking for them. The cops are everywhere and can and will murder you in your own home.

The older and more interaction i have with them the more i hate them

I had a traffic cop jump the median and do a burnout in front of me to catch a guy going 10 over. I had my neighbor have his wife call the cops on him on christmas (she used it to initiate divorce) and assert he assaulted her, he claimed the opposite. I was there when they got there and with no evidence they took him when they are supposed to take them both. He ended up gettig a rough ride and treated like shit in jail, sued the county and won. The cops still work there and the taxpayer paid out the suit.

I understand that cops are the way they are because of low iq and the niggers they have to deal with, but they enforce all the myriad of bullshit society deals with. We would unironically be better off if they just enforced judicial decisions and let everyone enforce justice themselves

At least I can level with a nigger. Just say I don't have what they want, maybe tell them to blow my brains out, go ahead, give them $10 and I'm on my way. A cop wants any opportunity to put me in a box and that's way scarier than getting shot or robbed.

Cops in my area go out of their way to pull over blacks specifically because they steal from the outlet mall here all the time. I don’t know why you white guilts hate cops but I can only assume you’re too young to grasp the real world

>literal dindu excuse
>j-just dont go in their area
>comparing police to the 2-3% of black males responsible for 50%+ of the murder nation wide
I bet you own pitbulls too faggot

>the you're too young or a nigger meme
Get fucked, little boy. Hoping you get mugged by a nog.

The only reason cops are needed is because blacks don’t know how to behave

You cannot be serious. That guy was obviously scared, drunk, it was 4am and some things you just do subconsciously like not expose your dick.

Of all the officers that this show has followed around, literally only one of them is someone who I would call both a good man and someone good at his job. The bald one from Rhode Island. He's fucking hilarious and seems really reasonable and chill.

Nice source on those stats, cuck.
And nice bootlicking, too, I'm sure that'll spare you a fucking beating when the pigs come for you.

I don’t have to live around them anymore luckily. All white town

>give them $10 and I'm on my way
Again, youre either a nigger who is delusional to how your brethren really act, or youre a retarded libshit who thinks niggers can be thwarted with a $10 note

And I do HATE cops but they can be handy. I got smashed in the face by an old roommate in my sleep, he was having a mental breakdown. It took me maybe too long to call 911. They showed up, detained him, the paramedics took a look at my face, I declined the ambulance, didn't press charges, he went to the hospital and off our property. I called the deputy the next day to see if I should press, he almost begged me not to. Job done.

I might have a scar on my face and lost who I thought was a good friend but they did their job fine.

>dude you hate the police because you have white guilt
shit meme
i actually just want everyone in this country regardless of who they are to be able to operate freely without the constant fear of being harassed or some faggot pig executing them

And to thieve money from constituents when they wont vote for new taxes

>get pulled over one night because I did not use my turn signal
>cop immediately assumes I might have payed for prostitution
I was an incel then and still are. Weird night.

We honestly would need like 2 cops per county if niggers didn’t exist

One of them was for theft. No sympathy for subhumans that steal from others.

You could say the same thing about nigs, idiot

>thinks black crime statistics are a myth
Just stole your first computer huh?

the hispanic guy from utah seems like a good man for the most part
extremely rare to see one of the cops they follow around actually try to help people out and punish actual criminals

The state forces both of them on us, its not as if cops controlling niggers is necessary when you could allow people to discriminate

The chubby latina looking lady from El Paso is chill as hell.

>blacks are the reason my country sucks dick
>blacks are the reason my life sucks
>blacks are the reason people on the internet don't approve of the police state
How does it feel to go your whole life getting fucking dabbed on by the niggers living rent-free in your head, Cletus?

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I almost got robbed by some niggers once. They said they had a gun, refused to show it, wanted my backpack, told them it was just worthless climbing gear (acutally about $600 of climbing gear) and they just left. Don't front on a nigger and they'll head out. They're as scared as you are.

COPS though. Different story.

reddit wants to see the ayys or something. They're hoping to get arrested ironically if they get caught at all and that's if their CIA handler doesn't swoop in and rescue them first.

This lady.

youtu.be/Vhga_CUtWvQ

THERE WERE REPORTS OF ARMED SUSPECTS, NOBODY KNEW WHO WAS IN THE ROOM YET OR AROUND THE CORNER

THE GUY REACHED WHEN EXPLICITLY TOLD NOT TO REACH BY A JITTERY COP

GUY WAS A DUMB ASS WHO SHOULD HAVE REALIZED HIS SITUATION, THE PROPER REACTION TO FEAR IS TO FOCUS
SOBER UP IN A HURRY AND FOLLOW THE DAMN INSTRUCTIONS CJ

yeah. he doesn't even know it's the Jews

There's some chubby one I think in South Carolina who seems decent. Whenever he gets on scene he starts talking like a nigger and leveling with people. He makes few arrests. A real peace keeper.

This green text but unironically

Its funny, if you subtract niggers from the equation, america is on par with europe across the board, and thats even with the legions of spicroaches.

>it's the victim's fault the murderer was jittery and didn't have the temperament to perform a job of such gravity

Ok you’re just trolling or you are actually that cop that shot him.

Shut up bootlicker

>implying I live in the land of the negro
nice deflection from realizing that your people are literally the reason any good nation turns to shit

>It's a literal tribe of blacks hooting and fighting

THIS IS A GOOD IDEA user IM GONNA START TYPING IN ALL CAPS TOO. REALLY GUARUNTEES THE YOUS

The dude parked outside his house drinking a 24oz is kind of really sad. He's not going to drive, he just hates his life. If I were that cop I'd just tell him to get in the house.

>I'm white and work hard

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>your people
Nice projection.

>It's a fat white bitch who has meth on her and won't claim it even though her cute, drug addict looking boyfriend didn't know she had it episode

>52.5% of all homicide
>13% of the population
>control for males who perform most of the homicide brings the number to 6-7%
>control for elderly people extremely young people removes 2% either side
>left with 2-3% of the population responsible for 52% of homicide
Yes, you and your brothers truly are animals

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>white guiltlet desperately trying to deny black crime statistics and defend his bulls
cringe

And you're fat and post on Yea Forums for (You)'s. Here you go, have a nice night.

rent free

>this justifies police being murderers and acting like gang members
OKAY, CLETUS

>dude trust the police lmao they here to protect us lmao
>dude i definitely didn't try to become a cop and totally fail lmao
>dude i don't live vicariously through the actions of the police because i think it makes me a man lmao
>dude it's niggers that are the problem not the government that fucks all of us in different ways lmao
>dude what no i love the police and they love me because my skin is the same color as the majority of them lmao
>dude i'm cool with having my rights completely shit on if it means dealing with the brown menace that doesn't actually exist lmao

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IT GETS CRAZIER WHEN YOU CONVERT THOSE NUMBERS TO RAW FIGURES AND THEN CALCULATE THE LIKLIHOOD OF ANY PARTICULAR YOUNG ASTRONAUT OF MURDERING SOMEONE. YOU HAVE TO DISCOUNT MULTIPLE HOMICIDE DUDES THOUGH.

You must have a lot of black semen pumped up in you. Cuck

>police are murderers
>can probably only name 4 black people shot by cops in his life time and all but one were found to be justified

>dude lmao

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Weed reeks to people who don't smoke it.

You dirty scummy stoners deserve to be pulled over for using while driving.

>TRY TO BECOME A COP AND FAIL
YOU CAN LITERALLY BE TOO HIGH IQ TO BE A COP LMAO

To quote a wise nigga "I don't fuck with no cops".

I hate niggers and pigs.

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Keep massaging your little prostate and telling yourself daddy drumpf will solve all your problems, bootlicker.

Rather be a bootlicker than a bull prepper, White guilt

How about being neither. Acknowledge that niggers necessitate over-exuberant policing whilst also not trying to justify said over-exuberant policing.

NO THATS TO HARD FOR COPFAGS, ITS ALL OR NOTHING

IN THEIR DEFENSE ALL THE HIGH PROFILE "ABUSE" THEY GET LAMBASTED FOR IS ALMOST ALWAYS JUSTIFIED, SO THEY FEEL THE NEED TO ACT DEFENSIVE ABOUT IT

THEN AGAIN THEY ARE LOW IQ AND LOW IQ PEOPLE CANNOT INTO NUANCE

Imagine unironically being a bootlicker apologist for pigs that can execute you at any moment because they want to feel like they have a big dick because you're literally a giant pussy that's terrified of Dimarcus

L M A O

IMAGINE GETTING SHOT BECAUSE YOU CANT FOLLOW SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS

BRAINLETS LMAO

NOT CONCERNED IN THE LEAST, SINCE I HAVE A BRAIN :^)

However it is a bit satisfying to see people with pounds of meth getting arrested. We live in a cops and robbers world, don't play their game and you'll probably be fine. Fuck em.

that’s all the time one needs to envision the aroma

fuck demarcus, and fuck bootlickers

IMAGINE GETTING SHOT EVEN WHEN YOU DO COMPLY ROFL

Those are all whites, though. If you live in shitty rural America, it's always the white drug-infested little towns with meth dealers.

Fuck driving too, you're an immediate suspect everytime you're behind the wheel. Jesus Christ

F-FUCK BOOTLICKERS!

>GETS HELD UP BY SOME CRIMINAL

H-HELP POLICE!

HE LITERALLY DIDNT COMPLY THO LMAO

ORDER: DONT REACH
ACTION: DOES REACH
1+1= YOU GET SHOT

HOW COULD HE HAVE AVOIDED SUCH AN UNFORTUNATE OUTCOME?
FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS :^)

WHY WONT THE COPS JUST LET ME STEAL THINGS REEE BOOTLICKERS

Let them have their fun I say if they're in a shitty flyover town and life sucks. Let them have their meth.

He could have carried a .45 and blew the pig away. No pig, no problem. :^)

what the fuck, literally nothing better to do than stir up shit

If that cop hit him with the taser he woulda lived

I LISTED EXAMPLES EARLIER IN THE THREAD YOU OINKERS DIDNT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH NIGGERS

ISNT IT CRAZY THAT YOU KNOW FOR A FACT THAT EVERY COP YOU TALK TO IS LOW IQ

FUCKIN NUTS DUDE

Maybe the cop was the one soliciting prostitution and wanted to fuck the user in cuffs in the back of the car? You really never know when it comes to pigs.

>SNT IT CRAZY THAT YOU KNOW FOR A FACT THAT EVERY COP YOU TALK TO IS LOW IQ
It's the same with niggers and the reason why I don't give a fuck how many of you they dome

Try not being a piece of shit criminal

>its a beat the shit out of the guy for "resisting" episode of the commentators go quiet

COPS HAVE GENIUS LEVEL STREET IQ

DETECTIVES MOSTLY, BUT A BEAT COP AFTER A FEW YEARS IS MORE ATTUNED TO SPOT SKETCHY SHIT THAN YOU'LL EVER BE

COPS KEEP YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD SAFE
COPS ON THE WHOLE ARE BASED

DUDE MY WIFES SON GOT INTO MENSA ON STREET IQ

BRUH FUCK MENSA AND FUCK THEIR DUES I AINT PAYING SHIT AFTER GETTING IT ON MY TRANSCRIPT LMAO

because the false positives are higher on the their circus tests :)

Anyone who owns an AR-15 is a try-hard loser. Hope you accidentally shoot yourself loser.

You sound super smart.

AR 15 IS THE MOST POPULAR GUN MODEL AND YOURE NOT POPULAR AT ALL HAHA

I'm a spic, but I was only pulled over once for a light failure. Cop helped me fix the light and we talked about being Aggies. The Aggie Network > White Power

Have fun larping as a soldier in your basement Cletus.

>it's a "that's not mine" episode
>it's a "I pulled you over because you failed to signal" episode
>it's a "haha you're so silly, but you're probably high so you're going to jail" episode
>it's a "he looks drunk snd he's at his house and being typically drunk so we'll arrest him" episode
>It's a "this looks like a fucking crackhouse and this guy is eating a block of ham, nothing to see here" episode
>it's a "you drove through an empty parking lot at 2am without following the lanes" episode

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Polygraphs are still frequently used to guide the course of an investigation though.
There are two standards: what the cops really know and what they can prove in court. It is not illegal for them to use any means necessary to inform the first standard. They are only bound by admissibility when they need to prove what they already know. Parallel construction.

I DONT EVEN OWN A GUN AND MY NAME ISNT CLETUS LOSER LOL

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>2019
>BEING NOGUNZ
OH NO NONONONO

YEAH IT SUCKS

Well then I guess the jokes on me

BUY AN AR-15

ITS YOUR RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN

>BE AMERICAN
>DONT OWN AR-15
WHAT R U DOING

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Those numbers are inflated. Most happen in low income neighborhoods where its life or death sometimes. Thank you, next.

I'm a handgun man. Revolvers are for me.

SURE FINE, AFTER

AR-15 IS A REQUIREMENT FOR ANY REAL AMERICAN
EVEN IF YOU NEVER SHOOT IT ONCE YOU JUST EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT IN OWNING IT, ITS AN AMERICAN ICON
NON AR-15 OWNERS GO LIVE IN YUROP LMAO

>tfw can easily pew pew with rifles but don't really enjoy it
>can't hit shit with handguns for medical reasons

I hate my shakey hands, I just like Tokerevs and Ruger pistols and CZ's. Curse you God

IM TOO POOR AND I DONT WANT TO TAKE CARE OF A GUN RIGHT NOW

I JUST LIVE AWAY FROM NIGGERS INSTEAD

Fuck yeah, revolvers never jam and look way more sophisticated than an AR. AR’s are for fagoots who want to be real soldiers but didn’t have the balls to enlist.

FIGHTING FOR ISRAEL IS MORE RETARDED THAN BEING A PROFESSIONAL NIGGER WRANGLER DUDE

I like having my AR. It's there, easy to shoot and clean, fun for the family, probably never going to shoot anyone with it. Nothing wrong with having one. It's Switzerland hey force every able bodied man to have a Sig 556 so go be nogunz somewhere else.

> look at my cucked version of a M16 guys, ain’t i cool.

Its the gun version of owning a Harley

AR-15 LITERALLY IS AMERICA

ITS A BASELINE PREREQUISITE TO BEING AMERICAN

YOU HAVE BASICALLY CHOSEN TO BE A COMMIE BY NOT OWNING ONE

Can you stop with the caps? Are you drunk? Are you unwell?

t. ASSMADDENED NOGUNZ

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STAY MAD NOCAPS ILL BE FORCING THIS MEME ALL MONTH

>black guy cuts food
>"Put the knife down right now or we'll shoot"
>*unload glocks*
>officers tried in court
>not guilty

>7/30/19
TOPLEL

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you forgot he was in a kitchen working as a prep cook to pay his way through college

Lol
Why is hating cops the political opinion equivalent of pickle Rick?

>drove through an empty parking lot at 2am without following the lanes" episode
kek

This.

The problem is the US just has too many cops. I work for police communications in a different country and trust me police dont have time to do half this shit, they're responding to being called out to something basically 24/7.
Apart from highway patrol, they dont do shit all day

Sigh...Yep, I remember when i was 13 too

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>whenever police search a vehicle it always has drugs in it, especially if a dog alerted to it
why is that huh? its almost like they actually do SMELL the weed or drugs, or that people who dont want their car to be searched are trying to hide something, because god forbid you let a cop search your car, if you dont want a cop seeing whatever your hiding in your car, DONT PUT IT IN YOUR CAR
also Live PD CAM is way better of a show with zero bullshit, its free on youtube because someone uploaded all the episode illegally lol

America is Spanish, you fucking retard, go back to Europe.

If your in a colored neiborhood theirs usually influx of drugs and crime so they are out to get you if you are into these activities. You will be targeted for being white. And go to a fucking white trash area, if you look out of place or anything you will be selected. But muh white skin helps me. Man or woman white or black dont be a dirty self righteous cuck

Based Derek Poundstone
Underage cringe

>pull over a man belonging to the race that commits a vast majority or crime
>no reason

There's nothing wrong with reasonable profiling.

>I hate niggers and pigs.

I feel the same. While realizing that not all blacks are niggers and not all cops are pigs.

>ISNT IT CRAZY THAT YOU KNOW FOR A FACT THAT EVERY COP YOU TALK TO IS LOW IQ
well you literally can't enter the police if your IQ is too high. There was a lawsuit about that and the city won