The uzi nine millimeter

The uzi nine millimeter.

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da oozie nine millimeda

>the virgin 9mm
>the chad .45

CAME HERE FOR THIS

MILLIMEDUUUUH

are steroids really THAT bad?

>dodges your slow ass .45
>nothing personnel kid

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*stop motions towards you*

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>not landing head shots 100% of the time

>Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range, por favor

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POST THE PIC OF THIS BOOMER ON THE BIKE LMAO

LMAO DANK POST DUDE, CHECK OUT /r/guns ON REDDIT IT MIGHT BE THERE LMAO

I aint got no Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range

>Only what you see pal

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BRUH UR UPSET LMAO

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A daring synthesis indeed

>implying a bullet that weighs half the weight and barely pushes 150fps more is better
Lol wristcuck.
Lol you suck though bro.
A chad like me can shoot like the joker with my 1911 and hit anything.

you can't do that

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>We need a gun for a gang shooting

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>We need a gun for the eastern european mercenaries

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>We need a gun for the shady foreign mercenaries

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>We need a gun for the Soviet commissar to fire into the air during a human wave attack

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>it's the 90s and we need a gun for literally anyone that's not american

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I can tell your knowledge of bullets comes from a 20 second wikipedia search. Spend some time on /k/ faggot

>we need a gun for the bad guy to execute civilians with

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>we need a gun for the starving african child soldier to fire while looking terrified

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>we need a gun for a crazy vietnamese soldier in pajamas and those funny hats to bayonet charge at us

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Youre speaking to a weapons expert that has more knowledge on small arms than all of /k/ pseuds combined.
Cry more, 9mm is for poorfags, wamen, and virgins.
American Chads only use .45ACP.

>We need a gun for the hero to create mini nuclear blasts with

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>we need a gun for dwayne johnson to use like an assault rifle

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>We need a gun for our crazy character to kill someone in the woods with

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9mm is the most common police and military caliber

>we need a gun for a mafia hit

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post gun with time stamp.

>we need a gun for our eastern european human traffickers

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>ummm yeah can i get a ummmmmmm

>we need a gun for our badass officer to mow down japanese with during his last stand

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>we need a gun for our badass sniper in vietnam

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>what is a budget

>We need a gun for our mid-90s not-so-far-in-the-future movie

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>Excuse me, but do you happen to sell any of those AR-styled assault rifles? You know, the ones they always talk about in the news? I hear they are all the rage these days, but I've never actually seen one.

>we need a gun for every single german soldier to have in our WW1 video game

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>we need a gun for a soviet soldier to stand at the outside of a building as german soldiers come out with their hands up

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>we need a gun for our main GI character in our WW2 movie because we're too lazy to have him use anything else to mow down germans with

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What is the Ferrari testarosssa of guns?

>We need a gun for Soviet barrier troops to mow down their own men with

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Uzi

If only you could just walk into a gun store and buy a non cucked, full auto Uzi in America. Nogunz actually believe you can.

>are those the ones with the shoulder thing that goes up my good sir?

You could in the 1980s. Constant mass shootings changed all that tho

Nice .jpg, nerd.

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Fake and gay.

AS Val

I really wish this gun worked.

>Constant mass shootings

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North Hollywood shootout & Columbine pretty much created modern gun legislation

Talk to da hand.

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WE GOT BASED HEAT OUT OF IT THOUGH

The NFA started in like the 60's, nogunz fsggot.

>we need a gun for Chad

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If only. I was having fun shooting my friend's for about 3 shots.

Ak47

>We need a gun for SG teams to easily handle any situation off world, especially enemy Jaffa, Goa'uld and Ori.

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you're supposed to shoot it sideways

I always hated this pos gun.

I unironically was. I was very excited and knew it was shit.

fucking lel

What went wrong?

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such a shame that long-slide 45 is ruined with that fucking stupid sight.

>Nein

at least it's not as goofy as the brick in Tango&Cash

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Nothing.

Pic related ruined everything.

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I get a kick out of those old obsolete accessories.

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might as well use a .22 then

I really love this board sometimes

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Nothing, it's a perfectly fine movie, and the crane chase scene is still amazing.

It's just that T2 is such a goddam masterpiece that anything that came after it would have gotten a ton of flack

Funny how Hollywood pushes this meme when irl the HK g36 platform is elite as fuck. By elite I mean expensive and not mass produced to a level where gangsters could get them.
Eastern European’s would be rocking an AK74 or SKS, or maybe some old AR15/m4 stock left behind by NATO forces.

But why does the Terminator need a laser sight?

>45AC
I have no clue about guns but isn't a .44 Magnum much more powerful?

I remember a brief period where Hollywood tried to make Sam Worthington and Jai Courtney a thing

>Jai Courtney

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its hickock45 retard, literally a boomer shooting in his backyard. Have u even held a gun before

>talking about the automatic weapons legislation of the mid-80s
>"yeah because of those late-90s shootings"
I just knew you'd say something stupid if pressed. I could fucking smell it.

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>not mass produced to a level where gangsters could get them.

There are tens of thousands of G36's in Mexico, they are very common among cartels, gangsters, and police officers. H&K was caught illegally selling them to Mexican "police departments" that were simply fronts for the cartels several years ago. The Mexican Military also produce an indigenous, nearly-identical clone of the G36 known as the FX-05 "Xiuhcoatl", that is also often stolen or sold out of Army depots by corrupt soldiers.

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>I gotta admit, it turned me on

It's a kids movie with F words. I don't like T2.