What does lembas bread taste like, bros?

>>genocide half of asia for spices
Not true

I guarantee that I can out-cook you and your entire family.

Lembas bread probably resembles Ezekiel bread.

>What happened to Frodo's gut flora after getting stung by Shelob?
Would like to know this as well if it's covered in the Silmarilialionaialaion anywhere

It took me like a minute of trying to pronounce that without a hiccup.

vocaroo it

Like a bumper selection box of M+S Scottish Shortbread

I'd hope not, that stuff tastes awful.

Pedo!

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i always figured they tasted like pecan sandies (but maybe less sweet?)

>I guarantee I can do a woman's job better than your entire family

lmao @ your life. Please don't tell me you actually paid money to go to some food school or actually work in a kitchen because that's just embarrassing. Only criminals and/or druggies professionally make food.

Now if we're talking bbq then I personally assassinate your entire family tree with a simple rack of ribs.

cook off bro, me and you

>im a beener and i can cook good
Not that user but lol every spic bbq I been to tastes like shit.
Overcooked, undee seasoned meat with shitass sides.
The only thing you can do is make taco and burritos and even then they aint that good compared to what I can do.

Toasted angel food cake

Where the fuck are you getting this beaner shit from? Wipe the cum out of your eyes and read my post again and tell me where anything I said being a spic.

it probably tastes like warmth and the earth

Not him but it was clearly implied by the part where you claimed to be good at barbecue.

>french cooking is regarded as THE highest form of cooking
>it's literally just buy good ingredients and don't touch the meat
WHAT did they mean by this?

This.
Because spics always claim to be good at bbq and it always sucks ass.
Stick to the tortillas and tamales fatfuck.

A Ginster steak slice

>french cooking is regarded as THE highest form of cooking
by the french and americans

Hierarchy of food

French
German
British
Norwegian
Japanese
Spanish
Mexican
Chinese
Korean
Southeast Asian
African
American Fusion

By that logic Hank Hill is a beaner too. Jesus Christ this board is retarded.

whatever it was, it was on the menu

If shelob paralyzed frodo's intestines as well then he probably has way too many bad bacteria fermenting the food stuck inside him and causing bloating.

french cuisine is awful, just bland meat and bland vegetables slathered in butter or cream, the cheese and wine is the only thing you can eat without falling out of your chaie

It's made from Galadriel's dried discharge when she gets a yeast infection. So, probably pretty good.

I'd say Milanos from Pepperidge Farm

>dried herring and rotten fish sludge
>high tier
White nationalist retard.

I'll take three.

No youre just adamantly anti-white and by reading your posts obviously arent a blackanon, youre just a sad little beanboy.

>pleb nigger with no tastebuds
go bury a dry over-cooked chicken leg under a formless mess of fifty different spices

>it's a fatfucks argue about food thread

Time to die.

NY pizza is better than Chicago or Italian pizza.
Five Guys burgers are mediocre and McDonald's burgers taste better. Same goes for Whataburger and in/out etc. McDonald's is better.
Coke is the only decent soda.
Wendy's has the best fries.
Gordon Ramsay is a hack and his wife cheated on him with a nigger.
Reviewbrah is the only food reviewer with real taste and morals.
Your mother is a niggerloving whore.
Pizza Hut is good.
Jack's meat is perfectly fine and cooked well.
Every food is better when you smoke a jazz cigarette before eating it.
20 cent ramen packages are the greatest food on Earth.

If I had to guess, I would say like Calorie Mate.
It tastes like shortbread only not as sweet and is much more nutritious.

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>British
>Norwegian

Fucking idiot

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You don't like pasta, user?

ligma

go bury a wet uncooked shark fin under a formless mess of fifty different rocks

>british food that high

britbong pls

>I'll use a fictional character as my example, this'll really prove my point!

Remember the awful texture of the "bread" in pic related?

That's exactly what it tastes like.

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Huh? Lunchables were pretty good.

I ate Lunchables all the time as a kid, but in retrospect, most of that shit was pretty gross.

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Like large croutons

That doesn't make much sense.

A pop tart without the filling.

toasted or not?

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Not

Not what?

Silmaril a lion, I a lion

Toasted.

probably tastes like cum considering all knife earred cunts are faggots that prance around in the moonlit forest and have homosex with their shaved arses

>elves
>white

yikes

>Only criminals and/or druggies professionally make food.
Are you retarded or something?

It's dry, but manages to still feel buttery and smooth. It's first sweet on the tongue, then slightly salty with a hint of spice. The after taste is a bit earthy and floral.

That is a shit list

Of course it is. It was written by a white person.

Dog cum and sweet beans

You should have been able to conclude that from the part where he called cooking a "woman's job."

>dude watch me cook and appropriate all these non-white recipes
>I'm a good cook I swear, I'm fucking white!
Fucking cringe

By the way their faces look when a character eats it , it looks like stale cheap white bread. There is no way it tastes nice.

Like Teleri tears and burned wood

>Of course it is. It was written by a white person.
Thats racist.

>Thats
That's*

Pralines and dick.

Or ookie cookie.

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I think more like a rusk but with a slight minty flavour

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When I lived in Singapore with my ex gf her mom would always buy these cookies. I can't remember what they were but they had hallowy bits in them like pockets and they'd crumble but they were good. My ex and I called them lembas cookies.

why, my peenus weanus of course :)

hahah! :D

it's my weeeeeenus peanus! :) hahah

What does lembas bread taste like, bros? - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D

hahaha!

>appropriate nonwhite recipes
lmao what the fuck is this shit.
Are you an American or something?

If you knew how to cook, why would you need foreign spices?

>dwarves racial abilities

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get help user

Bump?

>french
>german
>british
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

Dry pancake

Jesus Christ what a garbage post

name a more s.oy skill than cooking

because we used all of ours and needed more?

>Spanish
>Mexican
>African

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Based

I'm trying to imagine what this would taste like and I can't wrap my head around it.

Did the king pay his taxes???

This.

White people have god tier food, german and eastern european cuisines are vastly superior to overspiced african bushmeat.

I like to shake things up and use a piece or rye toast with whole wheat bread

*cracks* *sips*

It tastes like Season 8

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Elves are supposed to represent french people, so baguettes

>Source: my ass

>Norwegian
>4th in the world
Kek, I'm Norwegian, what are you smoking? We don't have any food I'd ever say was "good", it's all the same bland, boring shit. This list was made by a moron

like feed and seed

YAAAAAAAAS BBQ!!!!

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These?

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most norwegian food fucking sucks
t. norwegian

This list was made by an American.

Get on our level. Tori number 1.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustamakkara
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sautéed_reindeer

depends on the french cuisine, I personally dislike fancy shit, no matter the country but you can find great dishes in France stuff like the gratin dauphinois or sausage with wine sauce are god tier food
>British this high
you fucker can't even make a proper sandwich from my experience there, so fuck off with that

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Love

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never got to eat at Five guys but I absolutly hate Mcdonalds, be it for their fries or burgers, I figure that it depends from country to country but here in France McDonalds fries are really floppy. Burger King is pretty good here though

I wish to eat her love nectar straight from the source

>Reviewbrah is the only food reviewer with real taste and morals.
This is the only thing you got wrong. John is a Belle Delphine level thot and begs harder than DarkSydePhil, anyone who buys into his scam is a fucking retard.

>German
>British
>Norwegian
this is probably bait but kys anyway

drawing porn

Why are subhumans so fixated on the fact that not all human food is piquant?

these are the really big questions

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They don't grow in cold climates

Where the fuck is Italian

urmom's ass

>what is dill
>what is garlic
>what is parsley
>what is sage
Dumbass nigger there is plenty of flavor in European dishes, whereas Indian food is vomit inducing with its usage of spice being used to cover up rotten and foul tastes

Tangzhong milk bread
youtube.com/watch?v=tc3coiL36Cg

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>sneed

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Elvens' nuts.

>german food
>good
do you happen to eat shit as well?

Because they have nothing to be proud of.

>Elves
>white

Elves are the closest to jews in any fantasy universe.

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>french food
name 3 good, original, french meals

crusty dried layers of elf cum

lol
Jews are goblins in Tolkien
Toydarians in Lucas
Goblins in Rowling

what does German food have beside sour cabbages and salty pork? their cuisine is a fucking disgrace