Describe a movie's plot absolutely horribly

>A fucking wizard causes the Russian Revolution

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necromancer*

An eco-terrorist alien collects six magic rocks to save the universe by destroying it.

Marvel's Infinity War (+ like a fuck ton of other movies)

>enlightened men using their fedoras to change the destiny of the world
The film is The Adjustment Bureau.

Rural desert dweller is radicalised into murdering millions by destroying an important structure.

A wealthy woman leaves her husband for a blue collar guy

A street punk gets his ass beat by a gentleman, which propels him into secret agent shenanigans.

a man loves a woman

Star Wars!

Kingsmen

thanks to inbreeding stray russian princess has no arms and enormous breasts

Kingsman

somebody dig up the giant tits version

Correct.

A couple dies and stop at nothing to prevent their house from being sold.

The thumbnail of this pic made me think she had giant knockers

GODFUCKINGDAMMIT

came here to post this

it's a reboot, but with a blackie now

>a woman thinks she can help her dad, all the other guys just play along so as to not be sexist

A depressed man goes down a river to find and stop a crazed military officer

its just twelve guys arguing in a room for two hours

annie?

>That one thread from /his/ where someone did shop her knockers and completely derailed the thread

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Beetlejuice

same. very disappointed

Thanks for derailing the thread faggots

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