Scenes your girlfriend didn't understand when you watched it with her

>scenes your girlfriend didn't understand when you watched it with her

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Wtf lol how did you know? I watch a lot of movies with my gfs head on my lap haha

ive never touched a girl before

I’ve gone a bit further and only had a kiss with a girl and she avoided me like the plague since haha

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my gf didnt even understand star wars...

Same.
Had one I could have done when I was young but I was too retarded and by the time I figured it out I had fucked it up.
There was another that I could have who was super hot but by that point I had decided I didn’t want to mess around with anyone I couldn’t marry, and I can’t have a mestiza with tattoos mother my children

How do girls feel like?

my girlfriend unironically doesn't get why i like boat movies

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igneous rocks

bag of sand

why are they fighting hollywood one on one style i don't understand and i'm a male

forget this scene, try the whole movie

Every frame of this.
>why is he friends with the samurai now?
>why are they charging toward those guns?
>why didn't he tell the emperor how he died?

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My gf is a body pillow, I like to think she understands all the movies we watch though

I lobe this kino a lot. Only Tom cruise can avoid the cringe of a movie with this concept.

Direct hit in the feels. Read the entire Hornblower series and never really considered just how damaging naval combat can be.

Very nice, what's his health status?

gay cunts

my likes to fart a lot on kino nights.

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Based. Armyniggers btfo.

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Fucking based mel bas3d dubs this post has it all boys!

Did this really happen?

His house was literally on the other side of a hill and it would have been impossible to do this... btw it’s all made up bullshit

You know it didn’t

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