Stop, my incredible son

The tornado would cover it up

I'm pretty sure it's indigestible.

He could have run in a speed that is faster than the average but still doesn't look unbelievable, like olympic runner speed.

There's no reason for Clark not to save him. Just make it look like you're struggling against the wind, Jesus Christ. Smartphones weren't even invented yet.

>make a show of walking to the car while hunched over and "straining" against the wind
>walk back with his father while still faking effort
if anyone asks any questions, say it was a miracle and jesus + adrenaline did it, those farm belt yokels will believe every word

But he's absolutely wasted in these films because the scripts are just terrible.

MoS, BvS, SS, JL. DC rightfully get shit on, all these films are appallingly written.

>everyone would have recognized him in the midst of a fucking tornado
Vis a vis, you’re retarded

>Superman can run on par with the Flash
>don't save dad
explain this

I think Kevin Costner just wanted to be edited out of this turd as soon as possible.

His adopted father dies or he is exposed. It's still a no brainer. This version of superman is a mentally inferior coward.
Zacks legacy. He fucked DC so hard they may never recover.

>>He can run so fast he's a blur

Yeah, but, his dad isn’t super human....he’d probably turn every bone in his body to jelly.

Again, his dad is not super human, how is his body supposed to handle such speed?

>>saves dad, stops running and realises he’s holding a torso with only a head. Dad -“you fucking idiot Clarke, I said NO!

Jelly dad or dead dad. Still a no brainer.
Snyder makes 70s porn plots look deep.

whats the story behind this?

You drive around at 100+ mph with no issues. You can accelerate crazy fast as well. He will be fine. Unless he hits him at speed.
Still a better option than doing nothing as your father dies. Worst superman series ever.

All Clark had to do was sprint to his dad at a normal human speed and grab him. There was plenty of time for that, but Clark and his dad just stand there like retards. There would’ve been no need for Clark to show off his powers in a flashy way

Are you fucking joking me? Can you please just think about what you’ve just said for at least one minute.

Actually do me a favour, go get a tennis racket and an egg. Now, throw the egg in the air and swing the racket as fast as you can at the egg, did you save it?

Ok I’ll fix this for all of you....

Clarke runs out and inhales the entire tornado. He then runs back to the crowd and says “tell anyone and I’ll throw you into space” as he drop kicks a car into outer space.

Thank you.

If you look really really close at the tornado you’ll see a man in a yellow and red suit.....

Keep that to yourselves.

Ever seen Smallville?

regina kay walters

sounds cute. what other movies has she been in?

If I was Superman I would probably slow down as I reached my target and then accelerate again.

But its pretty obvious why you think this plotline makes sense.

Extra chromosome superman crashing at speed into the people he is trying to save. All pissed off because he has gritty hands...

are you saying kevin costner couldn't handle a little bit of g? wtf

Motherfucking Robin Hood.

>no, son, i am going to needlessly die and abandon martha so that she can end up working as a waitress in a coffee shop despite the crippling embarrassment of a woman age 50+ still working for minimum wage

ebin

>cease, my indescribable adoptee

Flash saved dozens of scientist getting questioned by stepenwolf and they were fine.
stop defending this shit

Stop defending this shitty movie. He could have saved his dad and the dog easily.

Don't save me supertard! Just let me needlessly die you ungrateful alien orphan. Nope, just stay the fuck over there. Don't even think of saving me. Something you could do without breaking a sweat or endangering anyone. Stay away on the off chance some fuckhead will get a shitty blur picture and sell it to the Enquirer who only old people with 6 cats and bored stoners in line at the grocery store will read.

Yeah, but it depends how fast he’d have to run and how much air he’d be propelled along with him.
Something similar to the scene with Neos flight through the streets to save trinity.

Look he could have probably saved him but his secret would be out. It’s infinitely more valuable that his father dies and no one finds out his identity. Everyone that he knows and loves would be a liability. The government would be the first knocking at his door. Remember what Doctor Manhattan did for the US government?

>The government would be the first knocking at his door.
Lol he’s Superman, he could just run away

Little bit of Gs? It’s not about Gs it’s about the take off, his entire body would have to be supported. Again, he’d also have to reveal his identity..

>You're a large man

You’re now talking about another meta human who has completely different powers. The flash uses the speed force, Superman literally runs real quick...

I can not count the times that either superman or batman's identity was exposed and they just wore the others suit in public so as the secret identity and the superhero could be seen in the same place at the same time.

You believe glasses and a different hairdo is a disguise but saving a parent near a rural underpass is somehow an insurmountable plotline.

Jesus jumped up christ this movie is stupid.

Yeah, and every one he love just runs with him I guess...generally if the government wants you it’s easier to make you come to them if you’re on the run.....

Superman did the same in that movie, this is the last (You) make it count.

>The flash uses the speed force
not that guy, but nobody knows about this dorky shit. normal people know that Superman could fly over to his dad and dog at 10,000x the speed of light because it's a soft sci-fi comic book and the laws of physics don't apply to pleb shit

Sorry I didn’t realise he was wearing his cape and red underpants, I thought he was just clarke Kent...or are you saying someone he’d run so fast he’d find some one who looks like him, tell the the story and run him back to the bridge and make him pretend to be Clarke cent while he just becomes Superman in that instant.

You really do not think things through do you?

nah if a dude sprinted at and you picked you up without stopping it would be fine don't worry about it

I didn’t think he could fly at that point? I’m going to have to go back and watch the movie.

Look all I remember is it was either save his dad and reveal he was an alien or let his dad die and become Superman.

*run
should have saved his dad

“Hey, um, Clarke can you pick up my legs, I seem to have lost my arms when you picked me up just as you broke the sound barrier”

Oh wait I dead, I’m a ghost, we need to find whoopie Goldberg.

Seeing as it's just a movie and not a documentary, they could have just not written this incredibly shitty scene.

mr Kent - “son my lungs blew the fuck out of my mouth when you created a vacuum because you ran so fast. You need to fly around the world counter clockwise to undo this shit”.

Mr Kent - “Clarke, where’s the dog. I paid a thousand dollars for that dog, you just fell out of space because you’re an alien, I got you for free. You make terrible decisions, you’re going to be the worst super human. They’ll call you Super-sperg”.

"Random unknown redneck saved by son with superhuman speed. Turn the page for a blurry pick and some firsthand accounts from some Truamitized ignorant farm folk."

Maybe Pa Kent was holding his hand out to say "Clark, I'm right here, come save me!" and shook his head no when he realized Clark thought his hand gesture meant "Stay back, don't save me." He was shaking his head no to get the point across that, no, he isn't telling him to let him die, he's saying please save me. The wires unfortunately got crossed.

“A tornado came through and sucked up a bunch of people hiding under a bridge, a father and son lived to tell the tale”.

“In other new there’s a mysterious super human calling himself Bright Burn”

Hahahahahha that is classic

Getting sucked into a tornado “you saved those kids in the bus your ass holeeeeeee”

"Man hangs around to tattle on himself for being alien orphan and gets free rectal probe."

Literally laughing my ass off. Oh my god they gotta do a skit on that scene.

*loud tornado noises*
Pa Kent -“ are you gonna save me”
Hold out hand
Clarke with hand around ear - “huh, you wanna die”
Pa Kent - “no use your fucking powers and save me”
Clarke “I can’t hear you, why you wanna die?”
Pa Kent getting sucked into tornado -“ are you fucking kidding me”
Clarke talking to bystanders “I could have saved him you no, I can run really really really fast”

Snyder should have had Clark off himself after that scene.
Full emo.

>Ergo

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You can actually survive like 30+ Gs as long as it's only for a few seconds

It’s nit the Gs it’s the take off, also when people do those kind of Gs they’re in a compartment. If it were in a jet plane without a cover I’m pretty sure your eyes would pop out your skull.

Ever remember the Dragon ball episode where Goku explains how he had to train his eyes?

>run and save father
>just carry him to safety or whatever
>if anyone even asks (the few eyewitnesses) just say you had a rush of adrenaline and ran to save him without thinking of the consequences and you got thrown into a field and only got a bit hurt but recovered praise the lord we got lucky

Wow that was hard. You really think people are gonna press your story that hard? People survive stupid shit all the fucking time. You really think a guy that gets struck by lightning and survives gets questioned everyday making sure he's not Superman? I can't believe anyone defends this scene

The absolute insanity that is the ignorance you display dancing so clumsily with your hubris is mesmerizing.

Pa Kent with lungs hanging out of his mouth and eyes out his skull - “gee, thanks son”

You must have such basic understandings of simple physics, you write very pretty though.

In your mind young superman can only go full retard into his father. There is no way a young man could control the speed at which he runs. Hmmm.

You could run at normal sprinting speed. You don't have to be a fucking tard and run into him at the speeds of a bullet train. He had a long time to make that decision

Am I the only one that sometimes forgets and thinks this is from Twister? It's pretty terrible so I just think "yeah, Twister."

couldn't clark just hide from view then cover his head with his shirt so nobody would recognize him

>>m.youtube.com/watch?v=-iOi1f2CEcQ

18 seconds in, then get back to me.

>118812912
>There are people that defend this scene.

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my bad

The clown defending this scene also for real thinks goonies is the superman origin story.

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All of this talk because they didn't want to copy Donner's Superman

>>quora.com/Sound-If-a-human-being-could-fly-supersonic-would-anything-happen-to-the-body-as-a-result-of-the-shock-wave

You still here retard?

Doesn’t Superman project like a subconscious psychic field around him kinda like the Flash that allows him to pick up large objects without crushing under their own weight or fly really fast with people with no harm to them?

The chaos of the moment would put enough doubt into people's minds. They might have some suspicion but it wouldn't go further than that.

Superman can now only run at supersonic speed. That's it. You have absolutely fixed this raging hard on of a mistake with your brilliant googlefoo. Congratulations helmet, take a free lick of that window on behalf of sexually frustrated Snyder fans everywhere.

dumb horseface

You must have written this scene. That is the only reasonable explanation of how you could be the exact level of retarded contained in this scene.

Yeah, Papa Kent would have been fine. In JL he’s flying away carrying a whole apartment complex and the thing doesn’t collapse under its own weight. If he would have rushed to Papa Kent and just Hulk jumped out of there the two would have been fine.

>>m.youtube.com/watch?v=nrOEiUQUBxk

GOAT-tier trolling my man, respect

>>m.youtube.com/watch?v=sQA199D8U2g

He can’t even handle himself in this scene....

Imagine thinking Superman not only could not save his father in that situation, but would not.

You would have to be you stupid to consider it a possibility.

Faster than a speeding bullet! Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Can't save father because he might be mildly inconvenienced.

So he just “hulk” jumps in grabs his dad and hulk jump lands and daddy’s bones just don’t pop out his flesh because meh fuck physics n shiettttttt.

Ok now we’re getting somewhere, imagine a big big bullet with arms that can grab you at the speed of sound, picture me this retard, what happens to bone and flesh?

Again 18 seconds in thank you.
>>m.youtube.com/watch?v=-iOi1f2CEcQ

Imagine being excited about this movie as the trailers have scenes that show supe being seen as the next messiah. Unfortunately, the scenes didn't drive the plot at all and it was just supe presented with forced choices.

going at supersonic speed isn't the only answer you moron. At this point, he's been saving people with his speed already so pretty sure he knows how fast he needs to go. or he could wear a disguise, heck he can even wear a car as a helmet. the entire scene was just so forced like the entire movie.

I didn’t think he was Superman yet? Look I haven’t watched the movie for a while and I did like it. But I thought he was still finding himself and his powers?

Let’s all be honest though it’s hard to write Superman stories

why can't he slow down lmao

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He can also basically stop on a dime...which is shown several times over in the film.
>go fast
>stop
>go fast again
Not that hard.

He doesn’t just get his powers one day he builds up to them, did you forget about him learning to fly? Imagine him saving his dad with these powers...
>>m.youtube.com/watch?v=sQA199D8U2g

So much mouth breathing.

"No don't save me! I need to die so I don't have to be in this movie with lil hands any longer!"

>tfw thought he actually was gonna say that

pretend I posted brainlet wojak

Because it would fuck up this person's world view and they can not handle that.

This music is so good...

Pa Kent is Batman

Not now, he is a twisters bitch in this movie because his illegal alien orphan son wouldn't get off his ass and do something. Lazy ass kryptonian.

He already saved people from that bus. His senses, speed, and power were the very first things he learned as they come naturally unlike flying. This is also the reason why jonathan was a stupid old man. He should've taught him how to use it. Instead, he just chose to die for no reason at all and the kid is just left with a woman to decide what to do with his powers. Any event that makes him move instinctively could end up killing people as he was instructed to limit his use of his powers instead of learning to control it.

>Ergo

>don't use your power in a catastrophic event, son but feel free to use it on vulgar men to destroy his and the city's properties
nice message snydick

Have t you seen the extended cut?

He bounds over to Pa Kent
Pa Kent - Martha
Clarke - what?
Pa Kent - she’s the key, it was was always her
Clarke - what? That doesnt make any sense
*Pa Kent getting sucked into twister*
Pa Kent - fuck you space Mexican, I’m out.......
Pa Kent

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>I've got 2 speeds: stop and go

>>I’ve got two speeds: stop and go
>>two speeds stop and go
>>Speeds
>>stop

Didn’t think that through did ya champ?

Captain America - fuck you space Mexican, don’t touch me.

Another one bites the dust

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I’m just gonna call it so the jannies can clean this up.

The scene was fine, the movie was great. Can’t wait for number 2.

>”speed force”
Have sex

Married with kids, sweetheart.
yes, I masterbate all the time.

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Remember when people thought you die if you go faster than 60km/h or you can't fly if you're not lighter than air?
Those guys are now haunting this thread.

Taken

At the speed of sound a human could not breath.

Are you too lazy to google shit? You want me to teach you?

he doesn't have to go that fast to save him tho

>suspected of torturing, raping, and killing more than 50 women between 1975 and 1990, based
okay wikipedia