>Something seems off and far too Hollywood-ish from the very beginning, where we find the 16-year-old Dora (the earnestly conscientious, rather mature and nothing if not lively Isabela Moner)
>Although this franchise relies upon preteens for its core audience, upping the ages of its protagonists to a more hormonal demographic makes one imagine that prospective viewers have been exposed to at least mildly rugged Indiana Jones or Transformers-like action
>What keeps things alive, up to a point, is the imperturbable attitude of the titular heroine, who is invested with try-and-stop-me spirit by Moner, who's actually 18 and looks it despite preventive measures. The same goes for Wahlberg, who's 19. There's a palpable gap you can't help but notice between the essentially innocent, borderline-pubescent nature of the leading characters and the film itself, and the more confident and mature vibes emanating from the leading actors. The director seems to be trying to keep the hormones at bay, but there are some things you just can't disguise, perhaps human nature first and foremost. Dora seems committed to projecting a pre-sexualized version of youth, while throbbing unacknowledged beneath the surface is something a bit more real, its presence rigorously ignored. To be believed, this story should have been set in 1955.
Does Todd McCarthy have something he wants to tell us?
Clearly since everyone can't hide their immense attraction to her
Joshua Miller
i honestly cant think of one, maybe celebrity gossip columnist. Any liberal arts professor comes to mind. Shit famalam, imagine having the LEAST important job ever and people still listen to you, film critique is not a job.
>nothing about the film only the thinly veiled opinion of the writer , more precisely that he wants to fuck moner very badly i could have written that review before the movie was out
Owen Lee
Do you think he's browsed one of Yea Forums's many many Moner threads?
She's gonna be topping "hottest woman in the world" Maxim type lists for years to come.
Jackson Hughes
I love Bela
Bentley Cruz
The queen of Yea Forums. She's so hot.
Benjamin Robinson
Does anybody have that story some user wrote a while back about her being an intern or something and she gradually gets sexually abused throughout a meeting?
Luke Phillips
nobody uses the word "throbbing" to describe anything other than an erection or a headache
Bentley Brooks
>Does Todd McCarthy have something he wants to tell us? Hide yo kids, hide yo wife! youtu.be/EzNhaLUT520
Kevin Gomez
can anything derail her from inevitable A-list stardom?
>random chicks vs actress popular on Yea Forums for three straight years
Justin Bell
I want to ____ Moner
Adrian Wright
nice legs
Colton Diaz
>white boy pervs out over little kids movie >"h-h-he's a jew" whites are in full fucking damage control LOL
Carter Roberts
didn't europeans literally create a race out of rape in latin america
Christopher Myers
not really
Christian Garcia
why won't she be my gf
Xavier Rivera
How about next time you jack off BEFORE you write your review to get it out of your system instead of during and telegraphing to the world you want to fuck that borderline underage mix-race poon.
Asher Brown
>four dora threads up janny is going to lose his mind when this comes out
