I just realized if I get married I won’t have grooms or a best man

wasn't this the exact premise of "I love you man"

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This guy gets it

>I just realized if I get married I won't have a wife

Have you no brothers? Failing that I suppose you could pay hobos to pretend to like you.

why?

>won't have grooms

u wot? You would be the groom. Unless you're a gay or a woman? In which case it you don't have one you aren't getting married to begin with dummy.

>giving your bride multiple grooms
Really?

Big weddings are cringe for that reason. Just go down to the courthouse

its a turn off for most women

they get excited about meeting your group and people who know you

plus its scary if you are a loner, why would she take that risk with you

my first gf got weird'ed out when I didn't have any friends, I only just moved to the area and my old friends were miles away and were starting uni even further

she wasn't creep'd out by me but it was like a switch was turned off

I Love You Man is this exact premise

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groomsman

huge red flag

Women don't date, let alone marry, men who aren't close to being their social equal. Meaning relatively close numbers of friends/followers on social media and a similarly active social life. If she has dozens or hundreds of friends and is always going out doing something with them and you have nobody and just sit alone all the time, she'll never be with you. Also, if you have no friends you likely will never meet someone to begin with anyway.

this, why the fuck would you spend 10k plus to have people you don't know, and who don't give a shit about you come and watch you tell some bitch who's going to leave you in 5 years that you love her?

You don’t need a best man user mine just caused trouble. One caused 1543 dollars in damage to dinning ware, another fucked up his speech cause he was drunk, the other one fucked my mom.

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Its fine but you have to date another loner

Someone post the pasta about every 5/10 roastie making hundreds of thousands off of Instagram thottery pls

Was the one who fucked your mom your dad because that’s normal

No was a friend I met in high school. surprisingly I'm more pissed than my dad. So because of him I know my dad is a cuck.

Based momfucker

yer dad probably ate the cream pie after he finished.

Girls want to see if you have any friends that she can upgrade to.
>people will deny this

/this

The father of the bride traditionally pays for the wedding. Plus if you, her, or both come from a big rich extended family, they all give you a shit load of money. As a dude there's no good reason to not have a wedding since it's mainly just for her.

being low status socially male is death for women. it doesnt matter if youre a lone wolf or tortured genius theyll lump you all together with the no eye contact spergs. this is why autism is the absolute worst trait in society for males you can be a broke ugly slob but if you have a liitle gang of fellow slobs to roll around with youll eventually accrete a slobette just from social osmosis

this is one of the few thinks women are prenaturally good at they are basically machines designed to identify and sequester autists

Why do so many men "slip through the cracks of society", socially speaking? I doubt many women have ever worried about this sort of thing

my dad had 6 kids by the time he was my age
i legit havnt had a gf in like 10 years

Well said, plus if you've been a social retard this long, that's likely never gonna change.

Accept your failures and use them to your advantages, use the time and resources to better yourself, easiest and most common way is get more money, and get the things you want/make you happy.

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I'm turning 30 next week and have never had a girlfriend at all. I never even lost my virginity until last year but haven't had sex with anyone else since. My parents were already married and had me by the time they were 27-28.

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Just the ones who drift through life needing everything spoon-fed to them. There's still plenty of men who don't lack initiative to fuck all the women.

What kind of shitty fucking 'best man' do you have to have who'd do these things?

except the drunk speech guy, he's ok i guess

its probably made up

you got married 3 times?

Nobody gives a fuck about men, a woman is inherently more valuable because of the gaping hole between her legs, men not so much, from her father, to brother to lover to the society around her, everyone subconsciously favors her above the men and waits on her every need, but as a man if you're not gonna accept and improve yourself, and fight tooth and nail through life for the things you want, you'll unlikely to end up anywhere except the bottom with nothing but darkness around you.

Watch some animal documentaries, no matter what creature you follow, if the male of the species is weaker, or if it's a social species, is more secluded and lonesome, he's going to end up shunned and is unlikely to pass on his genes.

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god i wish i was gay

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In the first place, most normies meet people through friends of friends, either through events like parties or just being directly introduced. Only fringe weirdos go through the trouble of things like dating apps, and those are very spotty at the best of times
If you're the kind of person who has no friends, then you've probably also cultivated behaviors and a lifestyle that are a turn off to women. If she ever actually finds out that you don't have any friends, that's a massive red flag because it signals to her that you're some kind of weird deviant, and not in a cool bad boy way but in a "This guy might be a serial killer" way. No man is an island, and lacking a social life is a sign that you aren't a well balanced individual

Just use a family member

How many friends do I need? I have one chad normie friend I go to the gym with and work with.

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I don’t have friends either
But I have female friends not a single one of them is into feminism.
Dont worry user it’s better 2 sorround yourself in pussy than dicks.