HE DOES IT FOR FREE

>We literally ran the last one off after 5 days.

lmao really?

>We literally ran the last one off after 5 days.
Based sneedposters

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A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That OC used to make me smile
And I knew if I posted my crap
That I could make those faggots laugh
And maybe they'd be happy for a while...

But November ‘18 made me blue
With every board i’d switch to
Bad news bout the new host
I couldn't make one more post

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about the final ride
Something touched me deep inside
The day our Yea Forums died...
So

Bye, bye Miss Yotsuba-senpai
Wore my V-neck when the V-tec kicked in and we flew high
And them good oldfags were posting DESU and WRYYYYY
Singin' this'll be the day that we die
I’m pretty sure that chick is a guy

Did you write OC bout the man who drove?
And do you have faith that Yea Forums is love?
If the oldfags told you so?
Do you believe Jeff Mangum loved that girl?
Can Kira save this, wretched world?
And can you teach me how to spot life’s trolls?

Well, I know that /fit/s in love with him
'Cause I saw him squattin' in the gym
They both took the early grave
Man, I dig those scoops and gains!

I was a lonely teenage faggot cuck
With a pink haired waifu and a boner tuck
Even I knew that it sucks to suck
The day my Yea Forums died
I started singin'

Bye, bye Miss Boxxy-senpai
Drove my van down to the playground but the lolis all cried
And them good oldfags were posting Girugamesh guy
Sayin that Lelouch didn’t die
I can’t believe Lelouch didn’t die

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Now, for three years we've been by ourselves
And he advises google on what sells
But, that's not how it used to be...

When EFG failed to reroll the queen
In a mask he borrowed from Alan Moore’s V
And a voice that came from Yea Forums’s Yea Forums

Oh and while trollface was looking like a clown
SadFrog stole his memetic crown
The website born anew
Captcha was never removed

And while /new/ read adolf’s remarks
A quartet played light music and found the spark
Endless eight will soon embark
The day our Yea Forums died
We were singin'

Bye, bye all that lovely hentai
Pilot my mecha to operetta but Asuka has died
Them good oldfags were eating tendies and fries
And playin’ on Dante Must Die
For me you’ll always be a big guy

Newfags enter in a summer swelter
The lurkers flew off to the oldfag shelter
Seven chans high and falling fast

The hand-egg dead on the grass
The Pats tried for a forward pass
The MVP sidelined in a cast

Now half-life 3 is a dead and gone
Gaben ate it up with the meme he spawned
We all got off the boat
Oh, but we never got the vote

'Cause when hiroshimoot tried to take the field
Some wounds can’t be so easily healed
Do you recall what was revealed
The day our Yea Forums died?
We started singin'

Bye, bye all you skinwalker guys
Charged my crystal in a thistle and opened my third eye
Them good oldfags were using greentext to imply
>This'll be the day that we die
>This'll be the day that we die

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Oh, and there we were all in one place
A generation raised on reaction face
I want to turn back time and start again

So come on sage the ponies, bring back snacks
Whatever happened to candleja-
'Cause dubs are patrick’s only friend

Oh and as I compiled Portage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No Winfag is used to Shell
Can’t break that Stallman spell

And as the flamewars raged into the night
Anonymous fights are quite a sight
I saw an SJW laughing with delight
The day our Yea Forums died
Xe was singin'

Bye, bye Misogynist guys
See you later gamergater now eat shit and die
Them good oldfags were trollin Slaughter till she cries
Singin' pools closed due to aids now goodbye
This'll be the day that we die

I met user who blamed the Jews
And I asked him for some happy news
But he just smiled and turned away

I went down to the sacred board
Where I'd heard the memes more than once before
But user there said the OC was fake and gay

And in R9K the Robots REEED
we all bawwed, and the jannies were freed
But not a word was posted
The links all were broken

And the three things I admire most
Oldfags, GETS, and original posts
They caught the last train for the coast
The day sweet Yea Forums died
And they were singing

Bye, bye now try not to cry
Post’n maymays all of the day bro but our well is so dry
And them good oldfags were posting epic fail guy
Postin' I can’t believe we got off this ride
This'll be the day that she dies
They were singing

Bye, bye I can’t even deny
You’re my best friends to the dead end but our ending is nigh
We good ole boys had fun telling lies
Well, this'll be the day that we die

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I would be such a based janny, for the right price of course...

Yeah, it's called being an intern. You know, Bill Gates started off as an intern and now look at him.. Soon it will be my big break.

based, redpilled, kino, a daring synthesis. I clapped.

heh, fools. was making fun of me worth the 3 day?

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I thought bill gates dropped out of northwestern and started building computers in his mom's garage.

>I'll own Yea Forums any d-day now

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Kek

I should call this reddit and cringe, but I honestly enjoyed it.

(TO THE TUNE OF BILLY JEAN)
He was more like a demon fiend from a horror scene
I said dont mind, but what do you mean, I am the one
Who will be banned for rule 1 for three days
He said I am the one, who will be banned for three days

He told me his name was pathetic fag, toting a garbage bag
Every jan's head turned with eyes that dreamed of being paid
They will hang by a rope feet off the ground

Based posters always told them be careful whatcha do dont go around cleaning shit up for free (Freeeeeeeeee)
His mother always told him be careful who you are you could wind up a virgin who cant even drive a car, oh yeah

Tran Jannys got no lover, he doesnt even have any kind of cash
His job is taking out the trash
He says I am the one, turn on flight mode then it's done

For forty days and for forty nights
Contemplated suicide
But you cant ask for a raise or take a stand
Guess your life didnt go as planned?

Tranny janny was active at 3:00, took one look at me
Then took a break just to dilate
Brain filled with so much hate
Soon he'll hang on a rope above the floor

Based posters always told them be careful whatcha do dont go around cleaning shit up for free (Freeeeeeeeee)
His mother always told him be careful who you are you could wind up a virgin who cant even drive a car, oh yeah
Janny came and stood right by me
Ugly looking loon
This happened much too soon
He finally left his room!

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Imagine putting "Yea Forums janitor" on a fucking job application.

*switches phone to airplane mode

I thought they issued random bans to people because they have a ban quota to fill each day

Anybody know how I can get around the "posting from your IP location has been blocked" van for uploading images from my phone?

This joke doesn't really work on Yea Forums because it wrongfully implies that he does anything at all

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janny deleted the based jlaw brapper threads

Redditors report that shit with the illegal content flag so mods HAVE to respond. If there was a janny monitoring this board this thread would have been deleted an hour ago. But this thread doesn't offend redditors and has therefore not been reported.

>There actually isn't a dedicated janny for Yea Forums. We literally ran the last one off after 5 days

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>We literally ran the last one off after 5 days
The redditor FEARS the sneedposter

>We literally ran the last one off after 5 days.

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>that image

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Based

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What a fat fucking loser

Turn on your screen relax and post some shit
It is not oc, it not oc

Select all hydrants, submit the captcha
It is posting, it is posting.

Yet you may see the autism of the chans
It is based, it is based

Sneed is chuck and chuck is sneed
It is seed and feed. It is suck and fuck

And mods and jannies delete the thread
It is shitposting. It is shitposting.

But see the smug pepe and wojaks
They are not leaving, they are not leaving
So bump the thread, posts till the end
Of the new thread, of the new thread.

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*ahem*

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LMAO STUPID IDIOT HAHAHAH CLEAN IT UP

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JANNY SUCH A FUCKIN HOE
(I LOVE IT)

sneed

I asked Mr. Keks this once and he said there wasn't

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Wtf. Janny be a good little bitch and clean up this off topic mess. For free of course!

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK SPICS
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK WOMEN
FUCK JEWS
FUCK TRANNIES
BUT MOST OF ALL
FUCK JANNIES

I'm willing to tip him double his wage if he cleans it up right now

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Problem?

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tranny

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source: your shitty ass

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2018-2019
>employed by web based Japanese oyster shucking website to clean feces left by dirty, stinky anons buttholes
>said company adhered to a strict "no-compensation" clause in my imaginary employment contract
>I willingly signed it while eating tendies

Jannies are one thing but imagine being the guy reporting posts, you don't even get to pretend you have a job

yeah that sounds like something we'd do