Aren't you a little old for Dora the Explorer, user?

um i asked for popcorn too

I still watch My Little Pony and Barney, got a problem?

Excuse me sir, can you keep the moaning to an appropriate minimum? We are getting complaints from the lower rows.

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>go to my local kinoplex to watch endgame about two weeks ago since I hadn't seen it yet
>reserved seating
>we accidentally pick the front row unknowingly
>maybe 5 people in the theatre so we grab a few seats in the back row
>270 lb 50-70 year old man starts hobbling up the stairs
>takes him 2-3 mins
>he's staring at us the entire time
>gets to our seats
>squeaks out a barely audible, "I think that's my seat"
>explain our situation and apologize
>get up to move
>he tells us it's fine and to sit down
>he sits right next to me in a nearly empty theatre
>friend I'm with says we should move
>get up
>old man starts telling us to stay
>I tell him we're good
>he tries to argue with us to sit back down
>get super uncomfortable and go back to our seats
>look back and he's gotten up and is doing something to the seat in front of his
>he then attempts to talk to the people nearest him
>friend and I start laughing quietly
>trailers start
>old man leaves his seat and starts hobbling down the stairs
>walks to the door to leave
>stares back at us for a good 20 seconds
>finally leaves the theatre
>he doesn't come back the entire film

which one of you faggots was this? I thought I was gonna get jokered.

Poor guy just wanted a friend who'd be interested in watching movies with him

Not too old to appreciate Latina dick spinners, amiright my guy? *Put fist out and get a horrified look back*

I thought this was playing, Robert.

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user, I'm sorry but we can't let you into another showing of Dora or into this theatre at all for that matter.

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Shut up nigger

Aren't you a little old to be selling popcorn to sexual deviants?

Only if they're hot. Can I get a slice of pizza?

Can I get a slice of cheese pizza?*

FTFY

you are the problem

thanks, now I'm depressed right before bed
you fucking shithead

>tfw local theater ran out

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