HoH: Holly
Veto: Nick
Noms: Bimbo/Sam
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HoH: Holly
Veto: Nick
Noms: Bimbo/Sam
Previously on /bb/:
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nick is playing on another level
the amount of well timed mist bombs he's dropping
first for cliff
post best girl
>drags cliff out of the shower and christie out of the girls room to tell her that sam is going to spread shit about her
based
once again requesting a CIA template with no CIA
pretty please
lego
are you trying to mist us? he is basically getting 1 extra week by turning on the only friend he ever had in the house. its pathetic all so he can chug christies limp clit
bb is Yea Forums you stupid retard
I'm pretty sure nick is trans
wow that's based
>cliff: so unnecessary, sooo unnecessary
still playing a better game than nicole
listening to Jack muse is torture
now Cliff ratting out Nick to Kat/Tommy
>Kat: Aww that makes me sad for Nick
it's working
hence the marky and JC edits.
thanks for responding, glad you could help.
wtf is the winning strat in a house that will listen to your sensitive info and then walk to the person across the room from you and spill it all?
yeah we have some badposters like you who wont go away
It would've been cool if Christie sided with Nick/Sam. And used the power to allow Nick to choose the replacement (Jackson).
talk 95% of the time and have someone you've known from outside of the house for a decade listen 95% of the time. also have basically immunity for the first 6 weeks.
cope
find out whos running the house and admire them so much and hope i get a free ticket to their alliance
hi stupid bitch
take your meds
No one is taking #7place from the HOgg!
you dont belong here
damn cliff is bad at this game, he's ruining nick's mist
the steve moses strategy
>wtf is the winning strat in a house that will listen to your sensitive info and then walk to the person across the room from you and spill it all?
Say Less
@118809106
I just answered the question honestly maybe you should cope?
>only white person evicted pre jury
where did it all go so wrong?
oh okay ill definitely leave now.
i wouldnt want stupid bitch to get triggered over innocent posts, i know it makes you very upset.
asian sympathizer
won pointless vetos. lost the one that mattered
Be strategic with the information you share so that the spillage benefits you.
>tried to keep kemi in the house
it all makes sense
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
I want Nick to win HOH next week.
Put up the Jacks.
Anyone else?
Jackson is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking bimbo. That's right. He took his binge eating chubby dick out and he pissed on my fucking bimbo, and he said his dick was t h i s b i g, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Jackson, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no fat, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my bimbo, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the house. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the house. I'm gonna go for the big move. I'm pissing on the MISTIEEEEEE! How do you like that, JACK? I PISSED ON THE MISTIE, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking house, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
>dr grodner? im PeeIA
Don't buy it, the handle is way too skinny I'm fit and my fingers don't fit into the handles, it's impossible to use the handle I would recommend the mug instead.
I would also advise you to not get the HOH robe because the embroidery goes all the way through and you have stitching rubbing against your back and it's terrible.
The t-shirts are ok but the neck holes are a little too small, and again I'm not fat and it's uncomfortable. The mug is great
I want kat hoh because cliff has her ear and then a nicole/nick/cliff hoh for the double eviction. I'm hoping the fieldtrip takes people out of the hoh comp
dude... no...
/ourgirl/
thanks for the advice bbo
wrong
here, make your own.
it can be a hilarious reference to your favorite ball thrower or catcher.
My house is clearly larger than a NYC apartment
>implying bbo can afford wood floors
this is what bb19 dragged in
i want him to do whatever christie wants
>based nick fags
i didnt make the marky or the JC ones, so you had pre-existing issues.
sounds like I'm right
Pretend to be openly gay. Nobody would evict your ass lest they be marked as homophobic. Andy, Steve, JC, and now Tommy. All getting far because of gay.
Let's go
>jess' cooking
>Tommy
>AFP
lol he peepee'd on the ground instead of catching a really important ball
The Mexican's still in the game?
Goddamn, that refuge crisis down south in the American border is actually saving Jess's game.
jess is puerto rican
anal is mexican
Dr.Paul, I'm DIA
Same thing with the maga alliance in power
anal is also puerto rican
cliff is a FAGGOT BOOMER
FUCK HIM
Why do almost none of the HGs ever know how to cook? 95% of the cast of every season is completely fucking inept in the kitchen. do they only eat fast food or go to restaurants? how do you make it to 30 without knowing how to make basic fucking meals.
>2019
>not eating out of the freezer
do you even tendie?
they are losers with very few life skills who want to parlay their bb appearance into future reality tv show spots. it’s surprising that we get any decent cooks at all
hell yeah
so yeah I'm right. I am happy to try to help you to make friends outside of the internet. I recommend golf, great way to meet people and then you spend hours talking
sam feels different today. he knows hes done
when you get bodied by big jess, you know its over
>holly didnt understand anals retelling of sams mist of christie
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO
all his DRs in last nights ep were defeated Sam. he’s been gone for days now
Bro, you don't have to be gordon ramsay. All you have to do is know how to make staples. Rice, Pasta, properly cook your meat without it turning into a piece of charcoal, steam/stirfry veggies. frozen meals and eating out is bad for you, but it's also 2-3x more expensive. I see all these 20 something people complaining about how poor they are and then they go spend 30 bucks eating out for dinner.
are they eating carrots with peanut butter?
I eat out constantly
complaining about being poor is the new nice weather we’re having
teach me senpai
I don't get it, I didn't even graduate highschool and I make 6 figures. why are people retarded?
Are you saying what I think you're saying?
nice blogpost
I don’t care about how other people spend their money
Six figures Canadian isn't that much Leafbro.
>Jackson eats something 24/7
>can talk game in storage room while devouring calories
>always has an excuse to be there
truly ahead of his time
here's the best I could do, I'm sure someone else could do a better job. I'm surprised a blank version of this isnt more readily available tho
>eats in shower to optimize gainz time.
i was amazed that i couldnt find it
thank you very much user, i appreciate the helping hand.
he kept interrupting beth and made her forget what she was saying haha I hate this faggot
wont make it to top 5
updated alliance chart for next week
won't make it one more week
one of the most retarded pics ive ever seen
>tfw all the minorities are gone so you have to actually talk about bb now
Who the fuck is Beth?
>beth
go back
the queen stands alone
>accidentally close browser
>lose all my (You)'s
braids look fucking retarded on white girls but this ho i work with put her hair in braids last friday and it made my dick hard af so now idk
"hey it sounds like we have a big problem it sounds lik-"
*CHOP CHOP CHOP*
"it sounds lik-*
HERE TRY DIS
"so-"
ISNT THIS FOOD GOOD
"I.. I was thinki-"
*BUUUUUUUUUURP*
"hey"
*CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP*
*Kat enters the room to talk about her pimples
>gets evicted
>"Let me grab this watermelon on my way to the door"
Dr. Will should give Quirky a free nose job when she is in jury.
>Taran goes on a 5 minute rant explaining all the different cracks etc. in detail
>All Melissa can respond with is "Ugh showmances are the worst part of Big Brother"
Still talking about it from when I opened up the page to post this, too.
Jackson isn't going to pack clothes; he's going to pack all the food.
NO, NO IM NOT LEAVING, YOU GUYS MADEA MISTAKE, SOMEONE ELSE CAN GO HOME, LISTEN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT
I'd rather have Aura on the roundtable than her.
remember when scottie stole all the condoms and baby powder and shit on his way out lmao
daddy needs more melon
They should put extra sugar in all his food so he gets extra fat.
he puts enough sugar in his food himself. he was practically freebasing brown sugar when he was on slop
I swear she watches something else on her screen during these things
God I want to smell anal after a few days of not showering in the California heat
>Play with my melons, Jackson
>Mmm, melons...
>getting based off brown sugar
that is pretty based ngl
take a poop, dont wipe properly, go for a mile run in the sweltering summer heat, put your hand back there, take a big swipe and bring it up to your nose for a nice long sniff. you'll thank me later.
and again... taran and brent just went on discussing cliffs choice again analyzing it after the fact, and melissa is talking for 3 minutes about how he should have 'made a legacy' for himself. jesus christ.
melissabros... wtf happened?
she argued that he should’ve done it as a platform to win AFP. she sucks
we realized she doesnt actually know anything about big brother and just constantly complains
anyone got more pics of thicc jackson
Why can't they look at the house now and just admit that they were wrong about Cliff.
Is Cliff on anyone's radar now?
Maybe if the other side of the house wasn't full of idiots he could have made a big move. But it isn't. He made the right choice trying to wait out the six.
she doesn't watch the feeds and doesn't even watch the episodes
idk making a real move with his HOH was high risk high reward. doing what he did was low risk low reward. at best he is bb10 jerry now
YER GOIN HOME!!!
he wouldve nominated sis or holly, which doesnt really put much of a dent in that alliance
Jerry made it to F3 and Cliff can beat these idiots at pt.2 unlike Jerry.
the real move was misting Christie into not using her power then putting up tommy to btfo jack. or if he was a true madman just put Christie up
jerry would have won the game if he had won the final hoh to
I know
Then he would be going him this week. He made the right play, even if it doomed the season
then he'd be 100% gone this week
If Melissa was in this season, who would be boning her?
>Then he would be going him this week
There are enough possible scenarios where he makes it thru the following week that it was a candidate move to go after a big target during his HOH. However it was obv high risk high reward
nobody is taking Cliff to F3 tho
he essentially needs to have a very strong endgame - either being immune from F5-F6 through comps or maneuver himself in a way where there is always bigger jury threat to be taken out before him, and honestly who would that be?
BUT HE WILL BE IN BBLEGEND GUYS
would have been david's cocksleeve
why is /bb/ so dead
because the season sucks
Not 100%
melissa's feet...
cute!
No good waifus
dummy thicc
This cast sucks.
I miss last year.
boring as shit season, same thing happened with /cbb2/
>Excuse Me?
>TFW we will never get another comfy OTT season.
just wait for the fall when tiff comes back for OTT2!
i miss /auraalliance/
Shelby
thoughts on big brother 4? thinking of giving it a watch, never seen it before.
mostly forgettable but at least you will get some real DRs
nah, it's going to be Coaches twist with Shelby, Jason, Shrimpman and Scott as coaches
only gayson would return
cuck season
when did they start scripting DRs so heavily? i didnt really notice it that much until bb17 but it probably started even earlier than that
How would this alliance do?
who is the dude?
It started slowly after BB8 and hit high gear after 14.
Derek fucks all of them, then wins unanimously
it's what he deserves
Evel Dick
feeds are boring post kino /bb/ fights
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Melissa is first evicted for being a white kemi. Ugly Willett gets fucked by a twist and goes out before jury and post first battleback and pre second battleback. aura is a DE victim. attractive willett dragged to F3 as a goat
jackson
How can Jackson be racist when he eats so much watermelon?
i can't help but laugh
kino BB fights are inherently hilarious
Damn...............
>"You dumb fucking cunt! You lying fucking bitch!"
>wins AFP
it was a different time
the part where they kissed was weird
2008 doesn't seem that long ago but it was a totally different world back then. Now it's clown world.
>breaks up a fight by running away
damn, ian truly is on a different level
paul called moo a cunt and got invited back the following year
How is Ian any different than Josh?
If you really look at it, Josh is actually a better winner.
Big Moo, lol, Ian smashed that.
My favorite season, the twist is just the right amount of cruelty without dipping into "here's your secret sibling cause your dad fucked around". Plus all the animus in the house was warranted because what better way to bond with people than saying every shitty thing and slur you can about your ex with people living with them and their exs.
BASED derek from bbcan6
Jun...
paul trying to implement his don’t play the game strat a season too early
it's worth watching for based alison
shit taste
definitely one of the top qts from early bb
3 stooges alliance was based tbqh
baste paul. frank was such a bitch that season, lol. good thing big meech made the right fucking choice.
Michelle fucked up and didn't align with Frank and Bridgette. She could have taken them at F3.
Hand Jobs for votes...
my posts are bad
cliff the snitch fucking over nick
Paul was a punk and deserved to be booted instead of Frank that week. Michelle was a dumbass.
wasn’t moo jealous that frank liked bridgette more than her tho?
strat eventually perfected a decade later
>Kat told Holly that Analyse was the one who told Nick that Christie wants to target Jackson. This is not true. Christie told Nick this herself. Kat plans to tell Christie it was Analyse.
LET'S GO
Yep, that's why Big Moo acted out.
yeah, and then she pretended she never hated bridge when she got out of the house
that’s one of the only seasons I haven’t seen. let me know if it’s good.
lets go what christie is covered on even more bases and shes fuckin terrible TV
Bros, Nicole sux...Can't believe people wanna give her AFP just because she hasn't said anything racist.
it will go to cliff
Are we back to talking about the snoozefest BB21?
Let's talk about the comfy seasons instead.
good fuck nick for sucking christies dick
I wish they showed her final DR when she went off on Grodner right before she was kicked out.
fucking based bb9poster
>I could really use some oxy; can I have my stash back?
twitter.com
nicole-foot-fags alert
footfags will be the first to hang
sam's speech sucks cock
that is actually pretty funny.
best season evar
>30 bucks
today I ate a 2 for $3 McDouble/McChicken with a free medium fries
cost me $3.64 with tax
cliff is fucked if sam tells nick he snitched
Cliff’s just pissed that Nick is stealing his thunder with the 6 kek
good sam nicole convo
lolz
brit was so damn hot
no lol
nicole needs to suck mistie's clit all day every day
thats the only way she'll go far
Why can't BB just eject fatjess. She adds nothing.
She just talkblocks.
are there actually people here who really don’t like frank? or are you just being a contrarian because frank was so based and beloved?
I can easily understand the latter motivation, but if it’s the former, could you give me a bit of an answer as to why?
Everyone loves Frank.
nick bucked my waifu, that faggot can get hit by a bus leaving the house for all I care.
Are hand jobs better than actual masturbation? virgin olive oil here
>sam hates sour cream
>cut to fish
ya this fucker has to go
>having a bb21 waifu
sounds like a personal problem
Misty's boob popped out and they're fishing it.
Fuck BB.
depends on the gal
i would say 3/5 are pretty bad at it, 1/5 are fuckin great
it also helps if the jews didnt take the tip of your dick
i saw analyse get animated and of course its more sex talk
"i always like enjooyed sex but i never really...enjoyed it...until now"
>no guy has ever made her cum including jack
wow lol
Anal's mom is going to be so proud.
anyone else listening to this? sis going really in depth about how she has sex
she doesnt talk and just listens for instructions, go figure
Russell was based
>Mon 8:19 PM PT Sis tells Christie that Jack has never made her orgasm. Christie questions, Sis confirms. Then she says no guy has ever given her an orgasm.
OH NO NO
tfw i already posted this without having to copy it from an update page :)
>anals gametalk is getting fucked by jack
lol
christie starting to sound like nick obsessing over anal getting fuck
>Christie is now giving advice to Anal on how to grind and rub on certain parts. Anal really aspires to have an orgasm with a guy one day.
Kat being mindful about America knowing about your slutiness
>Christie: It's so annoying that we're on feeds and we can't talk about orgasms and stuff
>Christie: We were just talking generally...
how much pounds do you think he gained?
>Jack just called Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts "long term strategy games" and is using the fact that Nicole plays them as a reason she's a good BB player
>melissa is a mistie fan
REDEEMED
how could nicole be okay with just sitting around all day doing nothing?
based snackson gonna eat the whole competition
wait holy fuck lmao...this is real? i need to find this clip
Nicole needs a few minutes in the HOH shower.
i think he was trying to say real time strategy lol
She's a 6/10 with a pretty decent body who'd rather sit at home drawing unicorns than learn to wear makeup and find a man she adored.
That she'd be this kind of girl is not exactly a shock. Three seconds looking at her, and you know she's that girl who never wanted to bother trying.
wait nicole plays those? that's kinda cute tbqh
Nicole is Kairi, cute but overall completely pointless to the overall story line.
a roastie wrote this
God I wish I could play dumb and get him to explain the plot. Would be hilarious.
THICCSON or THICCHIE?
6:39pm bbt
>Jack wants to bone Misty so bad.
>Misty wants to scissor Anal so bad.
>Anal wants to cum so bad.
They should just all go at it in the shower and get it over with.
of course she's a kingdom heartsfag
Is Jessica losing weight?
awesome lol... 6:39pm cam 3
i gotta learn to screengrab videos one of these days
jess will lose 50lbs while jackson gains that much
would’ve been kino if grodner let him keep it. I wonder how much he actually snuck in to last him 3 months. his butthole must’ve been packed to the rafters
>gets dragged to the end because everyone wants to fuck him
i don't like frank because he was a salty petulant little child in 14 who singlehandedly ruined the season by pushing the jury so hard against dan and being a fucking moron. don't get me wrong, great cast. but great as a villain, not as a fucking hero. he deserved to return more than nicole, james, or dayvonne of course, and was better on 18, but i can't forgive him for being one of the most bitter jurors ever to play.
yeah but the gal I replied to didn’t seem to like Frank, that’s why I was hoping for an answer as to what they didn’t like about him.
ah yea thanks just looked for it as well...
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Jess just ruins any room she goes into.
and i replied to you. stupid post.
not really, I don’t spend any time thinking about her besides when I try to find a reaction pic of her to use. I just like to meme about basically everything.
same reason I never followed rachel after last season. I don’t actually care about any of them, it’s just more fun than complaining about everything.
His face literally went from square to cirlce
>filming the screen
he isnt wrong tho
maybe she can only do it from getting her pusy eaten but guys never go down on her because she’s more of a quick nut bust than girlfriend material
Are we not aloud to like Holly? She seems nice
Wish people would stop picking on Jessica for her weight.
Also the way sapeople say Holly is rude and uncalled for.
Why pick on someone with mental health issues like michie?
Worst off all what does it matter if Nick was born a woman and transitioned, you a holes need to lay the f off him especially.
little tommy with big jess
based
They need more beer and wine.
Think only way any of the coaches would win was to sit next to another one in the end, with Dan and Boogie specifically needing each other since they didn't want to be the reason they won a million from the show. Maybe if there were 3 in jury it could have been different.
wait
tommy's gay??
what in particular was stupid about it?
>Are we not aloud to like Holly?
not falling for the bait
unmisted lol
nicole NEEDS to put her feet in my mouth
Are you telling me that there are homosexuals on Broadway?
Thiccie
but I still prefer Snackson, although that is actually a damn good nickname
Snackson Thiccie
okay that is a legitimate reason to not like him. thank you for giving me an actual answer instead of just saying “durr you suck at posting”
Perfect
Someone has to make a webm of Jackson starting the game looking good, hooking up with Kat, winning camp director, but then getting fatter and fatter and fatter
beautiful
literally like pottery
goddamn anal is dumb
is anal the most braindead slut we've ever had in the history of BB?
i cant wait till shes out the house i and spam her with dick pics
A roastie who will rape you in the ass with his cock until you bleed from the anal tearing.
friendly reminder: she graduated uni
What was her major?
not sure but she just graduated
>2head still trying to nap at every possible moment
>Christie slowly converting Anal
Her cucking Jack would make this season actually enjoyable
I want Jack to be evicted and then Christie and Anal to have celebratory scissoring.
BoB needs to yell at cliff to keep a shirt on, this is a family channel
Bella looking good
When I was in highschool there was a kid by the name of Andy. He was the stupidest fucking person I have ever met, he literally drew a picture with crayon and marker for his senior project. He graduated with a 3.something because he was the youngest of 6 brothers and people were determined to get at least one through high school. Some years later I ran into him and his teeth were all gone. I asked him what happened and he told me he had had a bad trip on morning Glory seeds and glue and chewed on rocks that destroyed them all. That was almost a decade ago and I haven't seen him since. I have no idea if he is even still alive. Imagine if he could play sports at a D1 level.
>frank isn't going any where!
Which one is she?
I'm unironically watching this
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Not Julia
BASED
you joking brah? She looks like a shit asian compared to julila/liz, not to mention JC. She's a stompface cunt
>jc starts complaining about evicting black houseguests
dropped
lmao the level of the pool has risen 2 inches since jess got into the hot tub
new thread
yummy bella looking sexy as hell
sounds like a good project for you to work on
unironically interesting blogpost.
I know all sorts of brain fried drug addict too.