Your Political Ideology + Your Top 5 Movies

For me, its
>The Good The Bad and The Ugly
>The Departed
>Friday the 13th Part III
>Doctor Zhivago
>The Spy Who Loved Me

8values.github.io/

Attached: 8valuescf.png (800x650, 87K)

Other urls found in this thread:

9axes.github.io/
mises.org/library/free-market-and-job-safety
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>implying tradition and progress are oppost.
lmao, look at japan, holding tight to their traditions at the same time being the most advanced nation in the world.
How leftoids explain that?

I remember taking one of these and answered the questions sincerely and it unironically said I was a fascist. so I guess any ww2 flick from the axis side

>American Psycho
>Taxi Driver
>Ed Wood
>The Damned United
>Goodfellas

Attached: download.png (800x650, 102K)

>doesnt believe in libery at all
>uses an online test to tell him what he should already know
makes sense.

>The Duellists
>American Psycho
>Deliverance
>Aguirre Wrath of God
>The Thing

Attached: 8values.png (797x648, 86K)

>Assault on Precinct 13
>Blade Runner 2049
>Ninja Scroll
>The Sandlot
>Apocalypto

Attached: Screenshot_20190729-194730_1.png (1440x1651, 246K)

>shitlib has the worst taste
What a surprise

The films of Wes Anderson

Attached: 1547264108326.png (878x707, 184K)

get on my level buddy

Attached: image.jpg (800x650, 255K)

lmao I consider myself right-wing, support Trump and everything. weird.
>The Big Lebowski
>Rango
>Abraham Lincon: Vampire Hunter
>Western Django
>Beowulf

Attached: wat.png (930x632, 74K)

>Trump supporter surprised to find out he's a neoliberal

we have a word for that, its called cuckservative

>confusing neoliberalism with modern American liberals
Dumb /pol/ kid

Attached: 1562358334917.webm (1280x720, 467K)

>some people's charts have .0s and flat 0s
niggas stop editing your charts post-quiz

>8values
Kiddy stuff.
Now, 9axes...
9axes.github.io/

Also, for movies I can't make a Top 5 without enough deliberation that the thread would 404 by the time I picked my number 2.
My number 1 is Dark City, without a shadow of a doubt.

Attached: 9 Axes.png (827x1214, 112K)

>Solaris
>The Seventh Seal
>Das Boot
>Memories of Murder
>Incendies

Attached: chart.jpg (822x667, 91K)

>American Beauty
>American Psycho
>O Brother, Where Art Thou?
>Trainspotting
>Rushmore

Attached: timmy.png (800x650, 100K)

American Beauty and Rushmore are legitimately great movies. Suprised to see you that authoritarian.

>Robocop
>Conan the Barbarian
>The Matrix
>Godzilla
>Blade

Attached: somegaypoliticsshitidk.png (800x650, 102K)

>being a political euclidian
>having an autistic power ranking of muh moobies

>Blade Runner
>The Godfather
>Goodfellas
>Vanilla Sky
>Seven Samurai

You all a bunch of rednecks

Attached: canvas.png (800x650, 63K)

>Toy Story
>Spider-Man (2002)
>Singin' in the Rain
>Ed Wood
>The Adventures of Tintin

Attached: download.png (800x650, 99K)

cringe

What the fuck last time I took this test I was ultra-Hitler.
Anyways I don't watch movies lol.

Great post. I think, extremely unfortunately, that most reactionary movements are doomed because they focus on the past instead of pushing the greatness and culture of the past into the future. You cannot go back in time, but you can go forwards with grace, dignity and respect.

Attached: Enlightenment.png (1571x841, 86K)

>edgy zoomers
god help us

>user finds out hes a cuckservative (liberal about 15 years behind the curve)
lol, based

>rosemarys baby
>terminator 2
>train spotting
>goodfellas
>dog day afternoon

Attached: download.png (800x650, 100K)

Always have trouble making up my mind about favourite or top 5 films, but I'd have to admit #1 is probably still The Matrix, even though I'm increasingly ashamed of it the older I get.

Attached: Screen Shot 2019-07-30 at 02.45.46.png (820x666, 128K)

>Whiplash
>Donnie Darko
>Inglorious Basterds
>The Prestige
>Ferris Bueller's Day Off

>The city of (me)

Attached: Screen Shot 2019-07-29 at 7.45.37 PM.png (793x649, 111K)

>those results
You are based and redpilled.

You don't have to mass-reply, but can you point out three posts that gave you this impression?

that's silly

>Bride of Frankenstein
>Night of the Hunter
>Lawrence of Arabia
>Chungking Express
>Pan's Labyrinth

Attached: download.png (800x650, 92K)

what a stupid website, im a moderate centrist not some poltard lmao. anyways:
>passion of joan of arc
>the last laugh
>orpehus
>throne of blood
>star wars 4

Attached: 3123225235.jpg (1094x578, 143K)

>Fifth Element
>Commando
>Aliens
>The Fountain
>Fast and the Furious

Attached: Politics.png (577x861, 135K)

Why? It's a power fantasy self-insert film for being the chosen one in a world where shut in hackers have superpowers and run around wearing leather fetish outfits, coats and sunglasses at night. It's a great film that touches impactful philosophical issues, but it's not something I'd ever admit emotional attachment to in a business-related social setting. I'd still defend its merit as a film, though.

>Terminator 2
>No Country For Old Men
>The Wicker Man (Original)
>Peewee's Big Adventure
>Jurassic Park

Attached: index.png (800x650, 75K)

For me it's:


In Bruges
Rear Window
Children of Men
You Can't Take It With You
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

Attached: 8values.png (800x650, 110K)

chu think?

Attached: download.png (800x1200, 206K)

>No Country For Old Men
>Goodfellas
>Apollo 13
>Master and Commander
>2001

Attached: no.png (800x650, 94K)

You should try getting your own identity and tastes some time.

Thanks, will do.

Attached: 1374538859080 - Copy.jpg (420x599, 69K)

you talk like a fag, there's kung-fu and guns in that movie

>most vanilla and bland choice in films for an average 23 year old male
>token liberal socialist
Seems legit.

>muh leftoids explain that
Because "traditionalist" in Japanese culture means something very different than "comservative/traditionalist" does for the American Right. Japan doesn't gawk or shy away from technological or social progress because it bothers their peepees, they look for the value and market for new ideas because the Japanese business world is probably the most competitive on the planet, to maintain that, you have to constantly evovle. Their policies reflect that.

Conservative means very different things to very different peoples, but /pol/tards don't understand geopolitical context so you think your fascismo-lite flirtation is in anyway related to modern Japanese politics. Spoiler, it isn't.

>finish international project
>spend nice evening with overseas business partners in a restaurant, talking about non-work stuff
>yooo I also like this film because it has guns and kung fu in it
>make sure to hit me up for your next 7 figure project bro
>you got some weed bro?
Not sure what you think socialising is like when it's work relevant, but I feel like we have very different experiences there.

>Ed Wood
based

snake in the eagle's shadow
robocop
the room
planet of the apes
conan the barbarian

Attached: canvas.png (800x650, 58K)

>Goodfellas
>bland
Yikes.

op is a zoomer confirmed

Jurassic Park
The Thing
Back to the Future
Once Upon a Time in America
Master and Commander

Attached: 9axis.png (800x1200, 108K)

>Jurassic Park is my favorite movie ever
This board doesn't know literally anything about film.

>goodfellas is edgy
its the go-to gangster movie for every 20 something male. at least change it to casino for god's sake

I never said it was edgy but it's quite literally the third greatest mafia film ever made.

t. seen quite literally 5 mafia films

>t. my film tastes are defined by their rating on rt

I don't really watch movies.

Attached: 5686784.png (800x650, 101K)

Centrism in all things

Attached: Centrism.png (812x672, 90K)

You're missing my point. I'm not saying the films are bad or even bland on their own, just the assortment of all five of them lacks all personality and character. Thus my attempt of describing said impression by calling the choice "vanilla and bland" instead of saying the films were bad.

incredibly based

Attached: 1535420197200.jpg (1024x1024, 111K)

both are shit

I never said that.

The Matrix
Avatar
Enemy of the state

Attached: Screenshot_2019-07-30-04-53-49-801_org.mozilla.firefox.jpg (939x1102, 212K)

Taxi Driver
Das Boot
Blade Runner
Conan the Barbarian
Mad Max 2: Road Warrior

Attached: Screenshot_20190730-115831_Chrome.jpg (720x1280, 384K)

>Jacobs Ladder
>Hot Fuzz/Shaun of the Dead
>Jurassic Park
>Reservoir Dogs
>Spirited Away
In that order. All movies I've seen dozens of times and can literally watch them in my sleep.
Also top 5 favorite =/= top 5 seen

Attached: download.png (800x1200, 211K)

faggot

move aside incel
>the silence of the lambs
> the handmaiden
> perfect blue
>the favorite
>oldboy

forgot to post this with my movie list

Attached: based.png (800x650, 94K)

so advanced and functional that they are going to go exctinct from low birthrates and out of control poverty and suicide rates

tips pot

>holding tight to their traditions
uhm sweaty...

>TAOJJBTCRF
>A Serious Man
>Blade Runner 2049
>Whiplash
>Tree of Life

Attached: Screenshot_20190729-201141.png (1787x2048, 581K)

Matilda
Predator
Three Idiots
Inseparables
Jurassic Park

Attached: 20190729_191545.jpg (444x364, 105K)

japan traditionalism is literally fascism unlike american. they are more racist and extremely more sexist than conservative americans. and the idea that being a western conservative means you sit in some van and drink moonshine comes from late night shows (no doubt they heavily influence your world view)

>Amores Perros

Attached: Screenshot_20190730-041734__01.jpg (923x1363, 275K)

>being the most advanced nation in the world.
lol you truly don't know anything.

>taxi driver
>its a wonderful life
>spirited away
>the road warrior
>roman holiday

Attached: 8values.png (800x650, 102K)

*tips gulag*

>2001: ASO
>On the silver Globe
>Blackhat
>Dreams
>Once upon a time in America
No leftist has taste this good ITT

Last time I took this test I got Moderate Conservative.

>Synecdoche New York
>Revenge of the Sith
>Blade Runner
>Jackie Brown
>There Will Be Blood

Attached: 4FB78ACF-2049-4C6B-A9A9-E58EAB9AE42E.jpg (696x655, 262K)

>implying that democracy and authority are opposing forces that can be compared on a straight axis when historically speaking most monarchies have been far more respectful of the rights and lives of their people than tyrannical and despotic republics (the idea that the tyranny of the majority, ochlocracy, is equal to the tyranny of the minority, oligarchy, is false. The tyranny of the majority is far, far worse.)
>implying that equality and markets are somehow on opposing ends of a spectrum when in reality both are degenerate liberal deviations from the natural order of the monarchy/aristocracy controlling all
>implying that tradition means reactionary conservatism and that you can't embrace both traditionalism and technological/social progress
9axes is really flawed and it's a poor test unless you're already ideologically biased

i rarely watch movies and i don't think enough about them to have favorites

Attached: file.png (1549x826, 152K)

Who invited all of these freaks who don't watch movies

Haven't you heard? It's /tb/ now.

the mods that chased my newfag ass off Yea Forums in 2012

Centrist, but we should totally be invading shithole countries if we feel like it.

>Paul Blart mall cop
>Observe and Report
>Bad Santa
>Dawn of the Dead
>Chopping Mall

Attached: More_Centrism.png (616x915, 146K)

My ideal government would be a meritocratic republic. Right wing populism is a bit too vague

>The Sacrifice
>Badlands
>The Outlaw Josey Wales
>When the Wind Blows
>Seven Samurai

Attached: 14-1.png (800x650, 99K)

Oops I forgot the image
Who else peak globo-homo essentialist ancap?

Attached: 1776.jpg (1080x1594, 193K)

Dumb test that doesn't allow for nuance
>Taxi Driver
>Midnight Cowboy
>Yellow Submarine
>Juno
>Trainspotting
>Football Factory

>internationalism
lol enjoy your rock bottom standard of living in 50 years

like this test i am also stupid

Attached: test.png (811x659, 77K)

>50 years
Dead by then, smoking will probably kill me

The low birthrate shit is a lie. They have 128 million people living on that tiny island and birthrates are still increasing. There is no decline.

>best taste ITT
>shitty meme ancap
FUCK YOU NIGGER

It's summer, user.

Babe
Son of Godzilla
King Kong (1933)
Leafie, Hen into the Wild
Many Adventures of Winnie Pooh

Attached: 20190729_194523.jpg (484x424, 109K)

birthrates go lower as a society advances you dipshit

You've got film taste, but your political taste is still too young
Read Ludwig von Mises and Rothbard, and then you'll begin to see the light

Kill yourself fash

His taste in film is trash just like his ideology, actually

>Freddy Got Fingered
>Blade Runner 2049
>The Return of The Living Dead
>Shrek
>American Psycho

Attached: 1.png (816x667, 81K)

Fashies are at least better than fags, user.

Who is this?

B8

t. commie

Please leave

dude literally all these tests are "flawed" the whole point of these things is to present false dichotomies between one thing with a good connotation and one with a bad. Or to portray certain answers as being more extreme or away from the median. You can usually tell the bias of the people who made the test.

Any person that appreciates OTSG and OUATIA is an absolute filmbro, faggot

It's a /pol/ 'let me show you how edgy I am' thread so you mostly get crossboarders

but these are the movies I can watch 1000 times without getting old to me. Leave me alone, user.

Attached: 3e9.png (500x533, 481K)

1st question, I can't input anything meaningful from me personally
How am I supposed to answer this?
Is the question ideological or,, what you call it,, asking about my actual life/situation?
Am I supposed to think of governments as the current&local one, and corporations as those I see day to day?
What exactly is this "oppression" is it the exact same kind and amount both they both would, uh, oppress. Figure there is degrees to this.

If it is hypothetical, it would all depend on the rules and enforcement of those rules in my hypothetical scenario; like, I would be totally cool with corporations oppressing me a little bit, by the extent they where allowed if I had faith in a fair and powerful government regulating them so it cannot get too bad.
Other way around, I would not like unregulated oppression, neither would I like being oppressed by a government I don't have faith in

Attached: oppression.png (1089x165, 17K)

National Syndicalist but OK I guess
>Triumph of the Will
>Der ewige Jude
>All Quiet on the Western Front
>Come and See
>Schindler's List

Attached: 1545536280783.png (800x650, 53K)

Lmao, whatever you say loser

You suck government or corpo dick?
Pretty basic

Governments can murder you
Corporations can uhhh ban you from their stores?

interdasting
>Paths of Glory
>Aguirre, the Wrath of God
>The Wicker Man (1973)
>The Outlaw Josey Wales
>Stalker

Attached: 1563832112125.png (800x650, 111K)

CORRECTION
Swapping American Psycho for Die Hard.
Carry on.

>all these people saying american psycho
no wonder this board is so shit

corporations used to murder people too with private militias. read about the gilded age. we're just in an era of big government since FDR.

How the fuck are corporations more oppressive than government? Christ leftists are mentally ill.

Well, that is probably the only case in which corporations can be as bad as the state
So when comparing the two, which one is generally worse is obvious

That's what the government does now. Not sure how the other is considered worse.

>Corporations=Jews=Bad
>Government=Fascism=Good
It should be no brainier.

3/4 of Yea Forums is redditor fags and reddit is mostly leftist or cuckservative a la the donald
So what did you expect honestly, the libertarian era of Yea Forums died with gamergate, now its just triggered snowflake shits everywhere

>The Outlaw Josey Wales
I see you're a man of culture as well

Attached: 1445050593147.jpg (838x551, 36K)

>Suspiria
>Let the Right One In
>A Ghost Story
>The Fly
>Under the Skin

Attached: canvas8.png (800x650, 66K)

i think what's worse is a matter of preference since picking "full corporate" or "full government" both have lots of other implications for society. if you're in favor of less government and more corporate though then you're going to have to contend with the reality that corporations can and have committed organized murder like the govt does now.

Dont forget the 3rd world Natsoc fags

And governments are to blame for 2 world wars, about every person dead in the SU and more or less the same in China
You can't even begin to compare them

I keep trying to get a redpilled result but the test deliberately cucks me.

At least then I'd be able to defend myself. When oppressive government does it, they take away your guns first and lock up anyone who tries to defend themselves.

>the test
Sure, dude.

Right user I too remember when corporations committed the Holodomor - oh wait, that was a government, my mistake.
But wait, the Holocaust - huh, looks like that was done by a government too.
But at least there's the, uh... Rwandan Genocide? Armenian Genocide? Red Terror? Great Leap Forward? Khmer Rouge? Islamic State?

Nah sorry but at least I can die fighting when private militias come knocking
What am I supposed to defend myself with in a government cucked scenario, my cock?

>Government=Super Soviet Union=Cummies=Bad
>Corporations=communists killed them= question irrelevant?

I see you're into weird shit.

>great leap forward
Forward and off the cliff desu, they only lied by omission

if there was no government, do you think corps would let you keep your guns? government has done more of everything including murder simply because it's held the most power for longer.

i think people prefer corporate power as an analog for decentralization. but if there was no central power, ie government, then another central power would form in the vacuum which could just as readily be a conglomerate.

Government is just what corporations would start calling themselves if they get big enough, btw

>70 questions
You retards got way too much time in your hands

Basically I just want things to stay as they are today.

>Blue Velvet
>Dazed and Confused
>The Big Lebowski
>Paranoid Park
>Battle Royale

Attached: poli.png (800x1200, 199K)

Corporations will enslave you at the first opportunity

Attached: wageslavery.jpg (720x574, 142K)

You'd be a nice dude to have a beer with , I guess.

>do you think corps would let you keep your guns?
Yes, they'd have no right to take my guns
The government makes up a right, your argument is that a corporation assumes the role of the government to warp what's legal, which is a retarded leftist concept, so I guess you know where you stand in a sense
So what, they still need your consent
What are you, a retard to give it?

likewise user

Attached: 1434680253696.jpg (600x400, 26K)

Maybe if you're chinese or a an americuck
A lot of countries have labor laws to prevent that

Attached: 1496334563820.png (480x716, 290K)

It's not slavery if you're there under your own free will. It IS however, when government lock you away for dissent.

Labor laws are just crutches for mentally handicapped people (see: most people)
Those that are stupid should be exploited, social Darwinism dictates so
To prop them up is to ruin societal order

Imagine wanting a handful of rich faggots who couldn't care less about you, dictating your life instead of a government place by you that has your best interest in mind.

>Need food to not die
>Have to earn money to buy food
>Only jobs available because there are no pesky labour laws pay poverty wages
>Choice is starvation or intolerable working hours/conditions for bare minimum to keep you from starving
Nice consent you have there faggot

The idea that government "maintain society" is fucking laughable.

>they'd have no right
rights are fought for, not granted. who's going to stop them from taking your guns that wouldn't also stop the government from doing it?

>I guess you know where you stand in a sense
i'm a national socialist but i respect the push for decentralization that's at the core of your libertarian-ish worldview. i just think the world is doomed to ever more centralized power (driven by the organization needed to support our ever growing population and consumption) so i'd prefer that power is organized in a form that most benefits me.

>Have to earn money to buy food
False. You can grow your own food.

ama

Attached: Screen Shot 2019-07-30 at 11.21.59.png (1040x263, 51K)

>only jobs available because there are no pesky labour laws pay poverty wages
Open an economics book that's based on free market economy to see why that reasoning is flawed, faggot
A simple question you can ask yourself is, does minimum wage help the worker in the long run?
You'd be amazed how many people think that

see

>Blade Runner
>In the Mood for Love
>Stalker
>The Sword of Doom
>The Thing

Looking at this thread I'm beginning to think there is not much connection between political ideology and film taste. Granted this test isn't very good for finding your ideology either.

Attached: canvas.png (800x650, 55K)

2001: A Space Odyssey
Good Will Hunting
Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Stalker
The Master

Attached: Screenshot_20190729-201214.png (2048x1660, 632K)

Your best argument is corporations MIGHT be nearly as bad as our government already is.

>free market economy
who prevents monopolies? the government?

>who's going to stop them from taking your guns
Me, generally
Come for my guns and ill die for them, so will others
A corporation based on profits having too many dead people on its hands is dead from a PR point of view, so they'd have no real benefit to

>Son of Godzilla
Holy fuck based

See:
:^)

Noone at all
A monopoly is free to form, should it be able to
Reasoning says that at least a percentage of people will be autistic enough to prop other businesses up even in personal cost to prevent that (just go to /g/ and ask them if they use windows or chrome and you'll get my point)

They're gonna shoot you

Corporations are government entities. They are an abstract concept that only exists legally because a government has granted them that right within their jurisdiction. Most people mean "large private businesses" when referring to "corporations."

I think there is something wrong with my brain
It's a simple question, so I will answer it literally - strongly agree
However had it worded the question more like;
an acceptable level of welfare for most people (I mean, it's obviously not cost effective or even possible to force "welfare" on people that reject it)
Even if I am a socialist, I'll answer the opposite of that just because I don't deal in absolutes
Can't Siths be utilitarian?

Attached: wellfare.png (1090x221, 22K)

Ah yes you can just suddenly own the tools and land to be able to grow your own food (enough to live off, no less) without money.fuckwit
So none of the many countries that use sweatshop operate on free market principles?

>Corporations are government entities

Attached: The Pit.jpg (645x729, 81K)

So will the government bruv
Let them come

Attached: IMG_20190730_062727.jpg (3648x2736, 2.53M)

How is your relationship with your father?

Attached: 1550703106998.jpg (184x184, 9K)

>What are start up costs
Fucking hell libertarians are so economically illiterate it's painful

Sure they do, and they're slowly propping themselves to first world standards
A country doesn't immediately jump 100 years through societal evolution just because it uses a correct concept
The US had child labor till what, mid 1900s?

>Seven Samurai
>Drive
>Kingdom of Heaven
>Leon The Professional
>District 9

Attached: 20190730_112628.jpg (1072x875, 297K)

That's who I'm referring to

They have more guns and more people with guns allied against you, exponentially

Militia cucks are delusional

I feel like people who believe things like this don't know much about the history of corporate exploitation in the world. Where do people think the term Banana Republic comes from? Or just look at the history of coal companies in Appalachia.

corporations are hierarchical organizations
governments are hierarchical organizations
large private businesses are hierarchical organizations

i think it all boils down to this fundamentally, so whichever one is worst at any moment is just the organization with the most power. all the social constructs like their names and rules and ethics are just constructs around that. not a marxist btw.

>statist nations with government interference in economy utilize sweatshops
>THIS IS THE FREE MARKET'S FAULT!
Why can't bootlickers understand cause and effect?

>what are the start up costs
Reasonable as long as the government doesn't inflate them with workplace security and environmental bullshit etc etc etc etc

Thank GOD American government is no indication of the actual thing.

And the government doesn't?
Shit, who has that autistic Jap's post about why the government cant fight off more than 5% of an armed nation on itself

Welfare even for the rich?

Based reifag

i’m still cultivating my list ... i feel like i haven’t seen enough movies to form a decent list yet. american psycho is the only film i can say for sure would near the top

Attached: E6085053-07F6-4797-B603-C79EBF7C66F0.jpg (1069x1128, 242K)

>memegelion

Attached: 1557551743655.jpg (646x687, 69K)

Meant for

>milk
>Rei
>army surplus
Jesus how long have you been on /k/

>bro you can't fight the government
>what the fuck is Waco?

a pile of ash

>what the fuck is waco
A very obvious case of government creating a fake story to kill innocent people it doesn't like

>Statist nations with government interference utilise sweatshops
Great logic fuckwit, every country in the world has government interference of some sort therefore absolutely nothing can be attributed to free markets. Applicable for any reasonable point, handy
Hey guys so the main airplane producer keeps on making mediocre planes just gunna start up an airplane manufacturing plant with 95% market already locked down, shouldn't cost much since I don't have to worry about pesky things like employee safety! :^)

Do you understand what capitalism is?
Do you know who capitalists are?
Do you understand what their role is and why their very role solves the scenario you put forward?

Feel a bit weird going through these questions
A lot of my answers will obviously give out polar opposites scores within the same categories
Am I a hypocrite?
Are things not binar?

>Are things not binar?
no this can't be, you're a hypocrite

I have yet to meet a more retarded group of people than ancaps
It's like they live on a different planet

Do you understand that modern globalised economies rely on well regulated markets upheld by an army of bureaucrats to ensure trust, stability and consumer protections? Libertarians are using 19th century theory in a 21st century world

As an ancap, I feel the same towards commies of any kind, so I can understand what you're going through

the only smart anarchists are anprims

Attached: file.png (220x220, 85K)

neo-liberal gang rise up

>Lawrence of Arabia
>The Thing
>Harakiri
>No Country for Old Men
>The Good The Bad and The Ugly

Attached: Capture.png (724x593, 107K)

>libertarians are using 19th century theory
Let me stop you right there, should you read Mises' Human Action you'll see that's not the point
The market hasn't changed in its core, it's just been infected by regulations, governments and whatnot
Should those things cease to exist, everything would work as it should

I'm the ancap here
and as a massive techfag I can honestly say that while I disagree on a few core concepts with Ted, he hits close to home

I’m not doing the test because it’s dumb, I’m a revolutionary Trotskyist

Anyway
> Robocop
> The Trial
> Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
> Brazil
> The Death of Stalin

Attached: CBFD7D19-E8B9-4DE1-BA85-406F7072DFD4.jpg (742x750, 103K)

Oh boy, who wouldn't want to go back to the working conditions and regulations of the fucking 1800s. What a great time time be alive and working that was.

>No Country for Old Men
>Matrix
>Drive
>Blade Runner 2049
>Terminator

Attached: download.png (800x650, 102K)

Ok but now imagine
the working conditions of the 21st century as they naturally would evolve without the need of regulations, also without government cuckery

What if I hate minorities and the rich? Now I don't want to redistribute their wealth, I just want them to not have it anymore and it to no longer exist.

>infected by regulations
Do you really want unregulated food, building materials, electronic products, vehicles, medicine etc? Would you really be willing to buy baby formula for your child in a lightly regulated economy were its sometimes cut with bleach (this happens in Africa regularly)? Regulations are a part of government we never see but save us from being scammed and harmed all the time. They're the reason companies trade so freely with one another, safe in the knowledge there are organised systems to ensure they get what exactly what they pay for, and provide a rule-book for complaints and rectification.

>Prisoners
>No Country For Old Men
>The Departed
>Zodiac
>Whiplash

Attached: 2019-07-29_20-46-21.webm (1244x906, 2.51M)

pick a side faggot

Ancoms and regular anarchists are the most retarded. They aren't sustainable, they're just going to later get steamrolled by some big daddy state's military.

>Companies only stopped sending children down mines because the gov. made them stop
>Companies only decreased working hours when gov. made them do it
>Companies only started to do something about safety in the workplace when the gov. made them
Yeah if only the government hadn't have gotten involved

test

Yeah, I do
Yeah, I would
Regulations are part of a government we see and save us from doing the actual thinking and deciding ourselves from being scammed and harmed all the time
Obviously the same applies for corporations

you sure proved me wrong.

based

If only the govt had never gotten involved, yeah, who knows what would've happened
mises.org/library/free-market-and-job-safety

Without the government getting involved we'd still have company towns, and we aren't far off getting paid in Amazon gift cards to use at our google pleasure dome housing complex.

They wouldn't have evolved at all. How do you think this would have happened? Do you know any history on the subject at all?

Implying fiat money isnt basically monopoly paper to begin with

Clearly more than you, see

it's universally adopted which is what matters. company credits are shit because they make you penniless the moment you want to walk away from that company.

Attached: scrnli_7_29_2019_10-58-17 PM.png (1017x776, 209K)

>actual thinking
So basically you want to throw away this incredible system where you can grab an electronic product, food and a vehicle off the shelf and know that it's all been rigorously tested and safe for use, in exchange for a modest amount of tax money considering the expertise involved. All because why? In what meaningful sense does this make you more free? You'd end up paying more testing everything yourself than you ever would in tax

So basically we agree what we need is a way to exchange Amazon gift cards to and from gold right

>just buy your own safety equipment dude lol
>but I make 10 dollars a day because there's no government to establish a minimum wage
>lol dude that's on you then
Ancaps truly have the highest of IQs

Yes
>why
Because I stand to gain from such a system
>how does that make you more free
I dont have to pay for regulations for my own corporation nor fear monopolies as much as a citizen
>you'd pay more testing everything yourself
Maybe in the 1800s, grandpa

>be unskilled worker
>want safe working conditions
>want a high paying job
Pick 2/3
I have absolutely no compassion for anyone that wants all 3

Don't watch film, just came here to read this trainwreck

Attached: canvas.png (800x650, 75K)

Part of me would like your dream society to come true just to see your lot promptly come crawling back to civilisation asking to be let back in

Because "progress" in america/western nations means "progress of the plan" note that all progressive values are all against core values that constitute a healthy nation, its not coincidence, they need citzens raceless (but proud of your race as long as its not the original), cultureless (but proud of your culture as long as its outsider), clueless (but thinking you are informed, heres who to like here is who to hate) also without solid morals (so they can decide what atrocity is ok to do this week), easier to control the collective this way, and once its all done and gone they will just remove borders, merge with neibors and make ussr 2 but use the lessons learned back then to prevent future dismantlement (kinda like EU is doing).

Attached: 1540246869223.jpg (514x523, 25K)

Get the fuck out boomer.
Israel is down the hall and to the left.

Attached: _hyde.jpg (750x747, 37K)

I know you would, but let me let you in on a secret
I started from scratch, poor family, and I /made it/, got a good job, got connections and climbed the ladder considerably high to be considered set for life
If this world continues as is, I'll live a very comfortable life
My ideals are what they are, and I would support them even if it meant becoming a poorfag again
Can you say the same?

>Be born unintelligent through no fault of your own
>Libertarians decide that means you should live a shit life
>Live a shit life
>At least I'm free

None of the questions ask about Israel. If I had it my way, I would pressure them a lot stronger.

>Cosmopolitan

Attached: img.png (464x621, 322K)

Attached: 1554420133530.png (800x650, 76K)

>be born unintelligent
Thankfully there are many many cases where mentally handicapped people receive money from wealthy individuals, in the form of charity

>I started from scratch
No you didn't, you were assisted by the government your whole life, unless you were raised in a hut in the middle of nowhere and grew up planting crops

I have no ideology to sacrifice my economic status for, so I cannot say the same

Fellowship of the Ring
A New Hope (but ESB is a better movie)
Independence Day
The 5th Element
Milan

Attached: Screenshot_2019-07-29-21-04-40.png (1080x1920, 348K)

>assisted by the government
lol no, that's only for native citizens
Maybe if I were in the US or some fucked mid-EU country

Seriously who the fuck likes the EU anyway

I never said anything about mentally handicapped people I'm talking about the large minority of people who just aren't very clever, who you believe only deserve low paid or dangerous work

yes. or better yet, amazon gift cards should be the fundamental unit of value like a liter or a gram

Right Wing Populism

>Hunt for Red October
>Road Warrior
>Big Lewbowski
>Appllo 13
>Conan the Barbarian

National Anarchism

>Joker

Fuck off you data mining nigger

>large minority of people
Anyways, I talked about unskilled labor
A person in construction for 5 years, even with an IQ of 90, is not that
>metricfag

Did you ride public transportation? Use public roads? Have your garbage collected? Go to school or used a library? Go to a hospital?

imperial units are defined from metric units, so they're not fundamental.

Yes, however I'd love to have done none of those
Sadly, it's literally impossible
Same as you, have you never bought a thing off of a corporation? Can I make the argument that you're therefore dependent on them to survive?

The Matrix
Jacobs Ladder
The Thing
The Mist
Predator

>Yes, however I'd love to have done none of those
No you don't. Like a commie your ideals last as long as it's comfortable. You just want to make use of the public structure without contributing

>Hero
>Lost in translation
>Silence of the lambs
>Hana-bi by takeshi
>Electric shadows

Attached: download.png (800x650, 100K)

>Free markets work because everyone is motivated by profit
>People are willing to lose money to prevent monopolies

That is the most retarded shit I've ever heard in my life

Based and purplepilled

>no you don't
Yes, I would
It would have made my life infinitely easier
>you just want to make use...
Duh, it's profit without giving back, anyone would love that. Sadly I believe the amount im supposed to give back is extravagant, therefore I'd rather not have it

>back to the future
>the fifth element
>the matrix
>jurassic park
>toy story

Attached: SharedScreenshot.jpg (2440x1686, 398K)

>profit is strictly money
Materialists go to the left
Would you value an hour more with your kids or 1% more money for a month? Because as an ancap I'd pick the first one in a heartbeat, it's what I consider more profitable personally, what use are money if you lead a shit life?

>It would have made my life infinitely easier
Yeah walking on foot through mud to go to your 15-hour/shift low wage job would've been much easier

>Because as an ancap I'd pick the first one
As an ancap you wouldnt have much of a say in how much you work and how much you make lmao

Attached: 1563910902574.jpg (692x676, 53K)

I'm actually an agorist but close enough I guess

Top 5
>End of Evangelion
>Lost in Translation
>Blair Witch Project
>Office Space
>Exit Through the Giftshop

forgot pic

the job market would be much more open without a state, you'd have a greater say in both by virtue of sheer options

Attached: civilaxis.png (800x650, 104K)

Progress doesn't mean technological progress it means women's rights, LGBTQIA+ rights, etc.

>the job market would be much more open without a state
I'll go through this like I'm talking to a retarded child so maybe you realize why you're wrong

To set up a company or business you have costs, correct?
Where do you suppose that money would come from if there's no stable income enforced by the government and the only available jobs in your city pay breadcrumbs?

>Mary and Max
>Leaving Las Vegas
>Grey Gardens
>The Warriors
>American Pop

Attached: poli.png (569x846, 116K)

>implying neoliberalism isn't what the US has been practicing for years

good post

>*PAC-man dying sound*
The argument can be made that enforcing a minimum wage increases poverty

Attached: Screenshot_20190730-071048_DuckDuckGo.jpg (1080x1313, 340K)

>Goodfellas
>The Seventh Seal
>No Country For Old Men
>The Big Lebowski
>Unforgiven

Attached: download.png (800x650, 95K)

>state backed currency provides stability

oh i am laffin

who would work for breadcrumbs? dumbass keynesians don't understand basic incentive structures

we're behind the rate of inflation with regards to the minimum wage

Minimum wage does nothing but price people out of a job and incentivize automation dumbass neolib.

what's better, breadcrumbs or nothing? it's not really a choice

Fitzcarraldo
Oldboy
The Handmaiden
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
4 Months 3 Weeks and 2 Days

>the most advanced nation in the world
high quality bait

Attached: 8values.png (859x889, 92K)

>goodwill backed currency provides stability
im laffing even harder

>incentive structures in a market with no competition

Why are progs so self assured in their stupidity?

>market without competition existing without a state to enforce a monopoly through coercive force

Attached: 1558931017591.png (374x440, 202K)

in a stateless society there's always a choice, that's the point fren :)

>state being blamed of enforcing monopolies instead of capitalism's own nature of wealth accumulation

please give one example of a monopoly arising without the aid of state power that wasn't due to said company providing the best service/product

Choice between several low paying jobs
How fantastic

Raise your hands if you voted agree to this

Attached: internet.png (1182x756, 36K)

>capitalism good
KEK

Attached: 7rwyj.jpg (483x418, 17K)

was kinda expecting it to be in the leftist spectrum but this works i guess

also

>In the mood for love
>YiYi
>Russian arc
>Cafe Lumiere
>Blade runner (original)

Attached: índice.png (800x650, 58K)

without a state to cause inflation your currency is worth much more, so reduced wages isn't much of an issue. it also ensures the most amount of people actually have jobs.

thank you for proving my point

Casino
Reservior Dogs
The Graduate
Thief
The Green Mile

Attached: A9DD4F7F-88A3-4AC1-96A5-685AED102E2A.png (828x1792, 446K)

Not to mention entry level positions are just that, entry level. Without a min wage that means the best workers can recieve raises/promotions actually proportional to what they deserve as opposed to the wage slave $0.35 cent raises provided now.

>Rope (1948)
>Come and See (1985)
>Delicatessen (1991)
>Repo Man (1984)
>Walkabout (1971)

My favorites are always changing, as me tomorrow and I'll have Jurassic Park and Quest for Fire on it. Ideology has been stronger the more I read.

Attached: download.png (800x650, 93K)

All tests I take I always get Authoritarian Left
Am I a bootlicker

>wages go down
>prices don't
Would be a great society to live in
I for one miss the times where everyone was on horseback

I don't watch movies.

Attached: neoconmasterrace.png (800x650, 81K)

why would prices remain high if no one can pay them?

do keynesians even think about how much their ideology doesn't make sense?

>workers can recieve what they deserve
And the business owners would just give their money away
And everyone could sing together and there would be no more wars and we'd find a cure for cancer

What are the possible results of 8values?

people who think all business owners are moustache twirling villains who don't actually like rewarding good employees is mentally 12 and has no real experience working outside a state backed corporation

You do know why min wage was created in the first place, right?

You ever open a history book, ancaplet?

The idea is not that business owners are mustache twirling villains but rather that capitalism encourages exploitation, as seen through literally all of history.

shiina sora
vid is bban-107

The Progressive Era by Rothbard is all you need, but please regurgitate your public school history book which tells you how Woodrow Wilson, FDR, and Hoover were our jesus like figures who saved the country from takeover from robber barons who donated their entire fortunes to charity after death

How old do you think capitalism is? Capitalism encourages profit, exploitation is a short sighted solution that is corrected by market forces absent state power.

>why would prices remain high if no one can pay them?
Because depending on the product or service you wouldn't have a choice

Give a specific example of a product that would remain as profitable when no one can buy it, keep in mind in a stateless society IP law is nonexistent.

>BR2049
>Grand Budapest Hotel
>The Lion King
>The AniMatrix
>Cloverfield

Attached: jghjng.png (800x650, 101K)

>>Grand Budapest Hotel

Attached: devilhorns.gif (480x360, 498K)

What country do you think is handling capitalism the best right now?

black markets literally anywhere

Literally any product given constant demand
You think prices for goods are adjusted according to the purchasing power of a population?

If selling to a few at a high price is more profitable than selling to all at a low price that's what companies will do

>Children of Men
>The Big Lebowski
>Jurassic Park
>Lost in Translation
>A Scanner Darkly

Attached: canvas.png (800x650, 58K)

Based retard

Attached: 208EAFCF-3465-467F-B7AA-153EDED9F0F6.jpg (1079x1068, 234K)

Literally any product encompasses things like food, which has a shelf life.

Excluding yourself to one market ensures a competitor will come in to fill the market you're avoiding. This is basic economic theory lmao.

why lol

Attached: bn.png (800x1200, 207K)

t. Onions

Yes, the great power of unchecked capitalism has lead to high quality products like drugs that are cut with laundry detergent

>Excluding yourself to one market ensures a competitor will come in to fill the market you're avoiding
Good luck doing that when monopolies are established and wages are driven to the ground
But according to ancap logic everyone is a good samaritan and society can easily function on good will, right? Amazon might give me a low interest loan to start my own local market, surely

> Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
> Vanilla Sky
> Fight Club
> Her
> Interestelar

Attached: PNG image 3.png (1337x1083, 368K)

due to the monopolization of force in the hands of the police and the illegality of drugs shady tactics are used sure, you can still not go to that dealer. capitalism isn't utopian, human action can still affect in negative consequences.

please give one example of a monopoly arising without the aid of state power that wasn't due to said company providing the best service/product

Do you have an answer for country that is handling capitalism the best? Black market is not a country.

There isn't one

>that wasn't due to said company providing the best service/product
Or, you know, being the only one to provide said product/service in an area
The idea that a monopoly can only exist while backed by the government is laughable

what are zoning laws

Government intervention
I thought you were against that

they are the reason why only one product can be provided in one area in most cases.

with the internet even someone in the boonies can receive virtually any product

>literally no decent examples of it
>trust me its actually the best

>the internet
You mean the technology invented by the government?

And with no government intervention what exactly would stop the bigger corporations from strongarming their way into territories who were previously out of reach?

>Victimless crimes (such as drug use)
This quiz is fucking horseshit made by a scum-sucking degenerate who can't think beyond the most shallow, surface-level observations.

capitalism is free trade and private property rights and centered on individualism. a collective coercive state could never be a real example of capitalism.

the best recent example is somalia after its state collapsed. average lifespan, quality of life, and employment increased. not saying it can compare to western states due to imperialist intervention across the centuries but the country came out ahead. The collapse of the USSR was a great example of black markets being the backbone of a controlled economy and eventually leading to the collapse of an authoritarian collectivist state among other factors.

It was made by someone funded by the state it wasn't made by the government.

How would large corporations exist without the state aid they receive?

who else does drug use physically hurt babby?