This movie is cringe as fuck.
This movie is cringe as fuck
Jose Baker
Juan Hall
so it's like all other capeshit?
Carson Morales
...And it's still better than any MCU movie.
Hudson Lewis
That's because Hollywood is ran by Redditors
Juan Sanders
so is your mom
Luis Cook
Sometimes its better to make a self aware cringe fest like a serious cringe fest.
Levi Turner
You know good and well thats not true, user.
Ayden Lewis
Yes, and it’s also one of the worst superhero movies in recent years. Down there with Thor Ragnarok and Black Panther for worst capeshit ever
Nolan Ortiz
Shhh don't tell that to Captain Marvel hating incels.
Luke Nguyen
Shazam > Hellboy Reboot > Endgame > Spider-Man Homecoming.
Most tolerable capeshit of the year tbqh
Asher Ramirez
Took my girl to it and she laughed. Thumbs up.
Benjamin Lewis
Cry more, ledditor.
Gavin Morris
>Mouse laughs nervously
Evan Taylor
Never change Yea Forums. This was one of the best capeshit movies in a long time.
James Stewart
I'm sure Disney is super worried about having the #1 movie of all time toppled by a guy in an obvious padded muscle suit
Leo Gomez
it's mcdonalds entertainment, it's trash just like every other capeshit
Tyler Ramirez
> #1 box office
> Movie worth watching
Pick one, zoomer
Anthony Ward
it's better than endgame just by virtue of not being up its own ass
Jason Flores
Have dilate.
>#1 movie of all time
inflation
Isaac Bennett
COPE
O
P
E
Kevin Young
Name a better capeshit released this year
Matthew Murphy
Wrong. With or without inflation taken into consideration, Avatar loses the box office battle.
But please keep crying about it. Your tears are delicious.
Adrian Perez
But THAT's wrong
Angel Rodriguez
Endgame, you fucking idiot.
Nolan Taylor
Endgame
Kevin Turner
someone post the graphic
your tears are my sustenance
Josiah Scott
>#1 movie of all time
sure it is.
Josiah Miller
spider man far from home
Samuel Jones
he said "better" you reddit/Twitter retards
Adam Morris
>the DC fans are still desperately clutching to straws
>see it's great because it's just like one of those terrible 90's superhero films where everything is a joke and nothing matters, only now it's FRESH and DIFFERENT because it came out months ago
when are you going to accept that you lost?
Jose Richardson
And we gave you an example of a far superior film.
Brody Collins
reddit loves shitzam though
Henry Brooks
>t-t-t-they c-c-c-cheated I k-k-k-know it
Thomas Morales
no, you said endgame, which... I mean, have you seen the movie? wait, you have, but you were probably jerking off the whole time. you got some cum on your captain america shirt
Josiah Taylor
Back to R*ddit
Oliver Brown
Wrong
Aiden Hall
>sneedfag calling people reddit
Brayden Fisher
Really? That's the best you can do? You need to take a seminar on trolling or something, newfriend.
Aaron Green
Lol faggot
Dylan James
Wrong
Jaxon Jackson
Shazam flopped and normies didn't gave a shit about it because it was a movie for little kids
Andrew Gray
literally seething
Jaxson Davis
>movie for little kids
Did you even watch it?
Cooper Smith
I'm sure you didn't see it because you were too busy hashtagging about the Snyder Cut that doesn't exist and masturbating to pictures of Zack Snyder lifting weights, so I wouldn't call the kettle black if I was you
Adam Robinson
it's a kid movie...
Grayson Brooks
Henry Campbell
That's why Flopzam did shitty in theaters and got horrible reviews. It's a bad film made by an even worse studio. Of you want kino capeshit, watch "Marvel's The Boys" on Amazon. It's based.
Carson Gonzalez
no i don't watch capeshit
Cooper Hall
How many times did you saw the movie, manchild?
Easton Murphy
>no, people couldn't have enjoyed a movie, that's impossible, it must be an industry wide conspiracy!
>there's no chance I'm just clinically out of touch because I never go outside!
James Baker
Movies are most profitable appealing to the mean
Austin Robinson
What makes you think it's a kid's movie then? There's a scene where 20 people get slaughtered by gargoyles onscreen
Jacob Foster
>people
Shareholders aren't people
Oliver Flores
>inflation makes avatar #1
Frankly, my dear, you’re a fucking retard
Adrian Thomas
you might have fun throwing your shit around like the nigger you are thinking, wowee these superballs sure are fun to play with. but any non nigger bystander will see the thing you're doing objectively and see that you're just playing with shit.
Luke Jenkins
>oh it's a movie for adults, it has people dying in it"
are you mentally disabled or something
Andrew Bailey
>when the marvefag friend says "it's the only DC movie I ever liked!!1"
I hate this fucking movie.
Brody Clark
it's fun.
Leo Lewis
>Marvel's The Boys
nice try mousecuck, it's not marvel.
Eli King
This scene is really fucking good but the rest of the movie is just OK
Austin Hall
>the best you can do
not even close, but look how angry you and the other MCUcks are
Mason Lee
>Projecting
Jaxon Hughes
No.
>Avatar: $2.789 billion in 2009 ($3.330 billion in 2019)
>Endgame: $2.793 billion in 2019
Parker Baker
>got horrible reviews
Are you retarded?
Nathan Jackson
Didn't say that.
>Gone With the Wind: $402 million in 1939
>$7.414 billion in 2019
Jaxon Williams
kill yourself MCUck. Endgame was shit
Parker Wright
It's not cringe compared to most other capeshit.
Hudson Stewart
Post capeshit you like.
Rate out of 10.
Dredd
Hellboy 2
Spiderman 1 & 2
Blade 2
Spider-verse
Batman (89)
Watchmen
Incredibles 1 & 2
Darkman
Kick Ass
Ryan Nguyen
>hating the best DC movie because too many people like it
Really drives home the point that DCucks are just sad little contrarians
Tyler James
This movie is fucking great. It pretty much effortlessly recaptures the spirit of Raimi’s Spider-Man. Hell, Asher Angel is basically channeling the spirit of Tobey in it. One thing I felt it actually did better than Raimi was demonstrate the liberating nature of masks.
Jonathan Hall
Most of these capeshit flicks are cringe whilst attempting to pass as serious, which is worse
Chase Butler
It would've been a good movie had there been a single fucking good fight scene in it.
Carson Baker
It's a fine movie for children. Don't like it myself.