Guys what should I send her?

'the white race shall prevail Bart'

Like this ?

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Unironically lead with pardon me ms Gucci loafers

Sneed's feed and Seed formerly Chuck's fuck and suck

ID, not IV.

Ooooooh, donut

DOH, march i leftt the dog on

This

perfect

>Pardon me Miss Gucci Loafers, We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.

>Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

Send her a daddy issue counselor

Ah we're just razzin' ya! It's our way!

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This one's good, do this one

do it

Sage

>Friend finds my ex on Hinge
>She's using a photo of us on our first date but my face is scribbled out
Kek

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>actually seeking that out and posting it
She's still hung up on you but you are on her, too

omg dude

i think that was 100% the girl i went out with on weekend. she gave me a blow job in my car

wtf is hinge?

In the Itchy and Scratchy CD-Rom can you get out of the dungeon without the Wizard Key?

based boomer

h-haha ha k-kek!

dating app
wanted to get hinge but they reckon i need to update my google play services
shan't be having them spying on me simple as

I didn't seek shit out, my mate found her profile and sent me the screenshots

She's also fucking insane, I'm glad to be rid of her

just stay tuned, we're viral marketing right now!

How is it different than tinder?

The women typically have lower self esteem which is always nice

you can respond to specific questions

more high standard women

less focus on hookup and more on dating

Murphy... You are a elf... Uncontrollably...

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crushed ice

>more high standard women
Yeah if you like fat girls which I do so I can't recommend it enough

if shes a casual fan like 99% of female nerds and doesnt get this one its pure cringe

yet here you are

DOIN THE MONSTER MASH WITH YA ON THIS BEAUTIFUL VALENTINE'S DAY

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Love those heffers, simple as

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Hop in dude

sneed

yet here he is, barely giving a shit, unlike you