/SotM/ General

>Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver and she shows it off to all her friends.

the gods of digits spoke to me and told me i was the prophet. he gave to me a message for you lost souls:
"ye, all sneed and mask threads are now also get threads."
and he gave me these digits as a token of his favor for i am the chosen.

lmao what a failure

Should I give Son of the Mask a watch?
What will I be in for?

i am forsaken.

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Why did they not follow up on the plot of the one armed man from the first film?

No, just watch the youtube vid

i am returned to his favor. the prophecy stands. all sneed and mask threads are for gets. but a picture appears necessary.

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Kinógraphy

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Slovenian philosopher Slavoj Zizek developed several theories after multiple viewing of «The Son of the Mask». The first one, of course, is the pseudo-Hegelian notion that this gap stands for a "self-alienation" which I should strive to ideally abolish and to fully assume my speech as directly my own. Against this version, one should assert that there is no I which can, ideally even, take the word "directly," by-passing the detour of prosopopeia. Wearing a mask can thus be a strange thing: sometimes, more often than we tend to believe, there is more truth in the mask that in what we assume to be our "real self." Recall the proverbial impotent shy person who, while playing the cyberspace interactive game, adopts the screen identity of a sadistic murderer and irresistible seducer - it is all too simple to say that this identity is just an imaginary supplement, a temporary escape from his real life impotence. The point is rather that, since he knows that the cyberspace interactive game is "just a game," he can "show his true self," do things he would never have done in real life interactions - in the guise of a fiction, the truth about himself is articulated. Therein resides the truth of the charming story like Alexandre Dumas’ The Man Behind the Iron Mask: what if we should turn around the topic according to which, in our social interactions, we wear masks covering out hidden true face? What if, on the contrary, in order for us to interact in public with our true face, we have to have a mask somewhere hidden, deposed, a mask rendering our unbearable excess, what is in us more than ourselves, a mask which we can put on only exceptionally, in the carnevalesque moments when the standard rules of interaction are suspended? In other words, what if the true function of the mask is not to be worn, but to be kept hidden?

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Honnêtement, ma partie préférée de la kinographie, à savoir «Un homme transfiguré avec un masque étrange et une fête joyeuse», doit sûrement être le début du rap ou la section finale. Le son de la musique pendant ces périodes est en avance de plusieurs lieues sur le reste de la vidéo, et les sons me tiennent à la tête. Je ne peux pas arrêter de revenir pour plus!

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Sneed

The mask has split personality. The name “the mask” doesn’t reference a physical mask, but rather the intangible “mask” used to hide this.
The mask clearly has multiple personality disorder: the fact that in one second the mask understands what the bouncer is saying, yet the next second seems to misinterpret it, suggests either a memory disorder or, more likely, a personality disorder.
The difference between the two personalities shown in the start of the scene is clear: one is a duller, more serious personality (now referred to as Kennedy) and the other is a more wacky, zany, more mocking personality (referred to as Carrey). The obvious split is upon the ID/IV gag: Kennedy reiterates what the bouncer asked, so he can be sure to collect the correct item from his pockets, but as he does so the Carrey personality gains the spotlight, and purposely, almost mockingly, pulls out an IV stand. When the guard corrects him, Carrey airquotes the phrase “my bad”. This implies that the mask is attempting to say that, whilst it is his fault, it is not truly his fault, but the fault of one of his many personalities and that he shouldn’t take 100% of the blame. Carrey then attempts to pull another gag, one presumably involving many pairs of trousers as he finds “which one he left it in”, but Kennedy manages to pull back the spotlight and cuts the gag short, procuring the desired identification required to enter the event.
This theory is further supported by the musical number: the song goes through distinct phases, each corresponding to a different genre. During each of these, the titular Mask has a different outfit. This gives weight to the MPD claim, as each section is a different personality controlling our protagonist, and switching the song and the outfit to their favourite. This results in a hodgepodge musical number that’s hard to follow. Furthermore, the different camera angles used suggest a message: each personality views the party, and life, in a different way.

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>black and white and arty title/font still doesn't help

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YO TE DIRE QUE HACER

To truly understand "The Mask", it is worth first looking at the short story Lacan tells at the beginning of Seminar X, a similar tale to which he referred in the previous year in Seminar IX. Imagine, he says, that I am in a room with a giant female praying mantis 3m tall; and that I myself am wearing The Mask of an animal. The Mask is one like that of the magician from the Paleolithic cave of the “Trois Frères,” which looks like a horned being, half-man, half-animal, and I do not know exactly what animal I am. It is not hard to imagine, he continues, that I would not feel entirely at ease in such a situation, because there is a chance of the female mantis misconstruing my identity. With a certain amount of imagination it is in fact possible to notice a similarity between The Mask of the magician from the engraving and the pointed head and antennae of a praying mantis.

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Hop in, dude.

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Is this like the pest posting from a couple years ago where you autists pretend a bad movie was actually good and that people just didn't get it?

>general
go back to plebbit faggot

Dead meme

Interestingly, in Charles Russell's The Mask with Jim Carrey (1994), the story of a weak common bank teller again and again humiliated by his peers and women, who acquires extraordinary powers when he puts on an old mysterious mask found on a city beach. A series of details are essential to he story's background. When the mask is thrown on the sea-shore, it sticks to the decaying slimy remainders of a corpse, bearing witness to what remains of the "person behind the mask" after he totally identifies with the Mask: a formless slime like that of Mr Valdemar from E.A. Poe's story when he is resuscitated from death, this "indivisible remainder" of the Real. Another crucial feature is that the hero, prior to acquiring the mask, is presented as a compulsive cartoons-watcher on a TV: what happens to him when he puts on the Mask and when the green wooden Mask takes possession of him, is that he is able to behave, in "real life," as a cartoon hero (dodging the bullets, dancing and laughing madly, sticking his eyes and tongue far out of his head when he is excited) - in short, he becomes "undead," entering the spectral fantasmatic domain of unconstrained perversion, of "eternal life" in which there is no death (and sex), in which the plasticity of the bodily surface is no longer constrained by any physical laws (faces can be stretched indefinitely; I can spit out from my body bullets which were shot into me; after I fell from a high building, flattened on a side-walk, I simply reassemble myself and walk away...). (In a nice bit of irony, just before he puts on the mask, the hero watches on TV a talk show in which a distinguished psychiatrist dr. Arthur Newman, author of a best-seller The Masks We Wear, presents his standard Freudian theory: "We all wear masks, metaphorically speaking.

*slap bass intensifies*

dude all the scene's with Loki have meme value

It's all derivations of Bane Posting.

It's a CLASSIC!

reminder that nearly all of this person's memes/webms come from the first 20 min of the movie, even he couldn't finish it

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only kino shot there is the bottom left.
yikes

Reminder that this is a sneedfag gala flagging as an alitachad.
Reminder that sneedfags are universally hated by both posters, jannies, and mods on all boards.

this user is ridickalickalous

that's kind of a retarded statement. That's like saying nobody watched DKR because everyone posted the plane scene

Can't make the scene if you don't have the green

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my personal fav

fuck you fake alita lad, fucking cringe and stop using /OUR/ alita pics, fuck you, BOOGIE

Says the person who's memes come from an obsession over a fake girl

>alitachad
user those two words don't go together, it just doesn't fit, try alitatranny next time

Mask you sumthin Rick

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Can someone explain the meaning behind the Son of the Mask's car? I feel like a brainlet because the meaning keeps passing me by.

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My son
The day you were born, the very alleys of Edge City whispered the name... Avery.
Remember, our line has always boogied in a manner both very nice and full of spice,
and I know you will show no restraint when exercising your great power.
But the truest victory, my son, is chick chicky booming the hearts of your people.
I tell you this, for when somebody finally stops me...
You shall be...the Mask.

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Is the Mask 3 going to be the father and son teaming up?

It's a means of transportation

SOMEBODY STOP THEM

omg.... that masterful mise en scène....

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Limbo Frankenstein

youtube.com/watch?v=c3h7genP00g
PURE KINO

So many layers

like ogres

Now hold on.. where's everybody goin?

Bingo?

Hardy ha. Let me see your Yea Forums pass please.

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To bully sneedfags

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GIVE ME BACK MY WIFES SON

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If i take that mask of will you die

How many of you are shills pre-shilling the 2022 remake?

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zug zug

You know I'm starting to agree with that user. Limbo Frankenstein is easily one of the best scenes in SOTM.

I LOVE YOU, BAYBAY
(throw your hands in the air)
AND IF IT'S QUITE ALRIGHT
I NEED YOU BAYBEE
(like everybody don't care)
TO WARM THOSE LONELY NIGHTS
I LOVE YOU BAYBEE
(all the ladies over there)
TRUST IN ME WHEN I SAY
(shaka shaka shaka shakashake it)
OH PRETTY BAYBEE
(all the fellas on the right)
OH PRETTY BAYBEE
(all the ladies on the side)
NOW THAT I FOUND YOU STAY
AND LET ME LOOVE YOU BAYBEE
LET
ME
LOOOOVE
YOOOOOUUUUU

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this meme is ruining my life. everytime I go to bed I start to sing the songs over and over until I'm asleep.
help me bros

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he's saying "wave 'em like you don't care"

WE LOVE YOU BAY BAY!

>somebody stops me

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The End Credits

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youtu.be/-buBcmTBdRk?t=127

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Was Jamie Kennedy the hottest shit in the 90s or something? I can't figure out why the fuck they'd cast someone so utterly inappropriate

I literally can

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what if mask was a grill?

literally me

It would be extremely boogie

[African American vernacular English accent]
>you jus too good ta' be true
>can' take ma eyes offa you
>ya like heaven ta' touch
>girl I wanna hold ya so much

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This is how a master uses CGI.
Not to overwhelm with impossible spectacle but to breathe life into a scene. The child's exuberance is expressed in the medium, the spirit of Chuck Jones in modern cinematic apparatus.

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For some reason I actually love this part

The uncanny valley makes this a horror film.

dude on the right looks like wojack

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>*leans back*
>HA HA HA

I tried this today at work and everybody just laughed at me. How do I become cool and based like The Mask?

Lmao

Do you think he's a good lay?
Obviously his wife was down with it.

The fact that in 2019 people are posting clips from son of the mask. Will based Jamie Knnedy make a comeback

you need to have once been talented to make a comeback

Have confidence,Roleplay as the main character of a game,be attention whore,be a chad

RDRR

OOOOOOO

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Yeee he heee heee heeeeeee

>your dumb fucking meaningless reddit buzzword has become so useless you now preface it with "best" and "good"
dumb fuckers

"My Bad"
fuck you guys, i had to explain to my wife why i was cracking up last night. I had to explain the absurdity of Jamie Kennedy doing misplaced air quotes

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"my bad"

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'''''''my bad'''''''

that logic makes no sense.

He had a really popular show around that time. Jamie Kennedy Experiment. A show in which, ironically enough, he disguises as various different characters and plays often cartoonish pranks on unsuspecting people

This guy is way ahead of his time...

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is there anything worse than prank shows?
and yes Practical Jokers is awful, don't (you) me

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This movie is begging for a Joker trailer edit. The same trailer, but with Son of The Mask scenes. THIS would be kino.
youtube.com/watch?v=t433PEQGErc

I wonder what these guys are doing this very moment.

the fuck were they thinking dedicating some 2 minutes to soulless song and dance?

Underrated

>soulless

"""my bad"""

>nobody's talking about one of the most kino crossovers ever

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ITS FREE WITH ADS ON VUDU MOFOS!

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oh shit

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Bring out...the Loaner.

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That one was pretty funny actually. It wasn't so much about the "WOW OMG" reactions of people that all other prank shows pull but rather the genuinely funny performances from Jamie Kennedy, and just overall the comedic situations he came up with

vudu.com/content/movies/details/Son-Of-The-Mask/341730

>Too good to be true

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Hahahahahhhaha oh god I can't stop giggling, wojak has gone back in time and retroactively come into being like a temporal Dr Manhattan weaving himself into existence by sewing together the ethereal threads of depression and those feels

Tessa Fowler

>that first guy is nearly 30 now

>Can't make the scene if you don't have the green
>This line is said by a green character in black and white film
It's like... Some kinda statement about our society. Like... He has the green but we can't see it.

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>my wife
My wife now, beta.

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the first step into the abyss

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THE LOANER?

Correct user.

Have you seen her work with Leanne Croww?

youtube.com/watch?v=FMpnfgi1xS8

*dabs sneedfully on an unbased thread*

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AWOOOOOGAAA

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>My face/my soul

>SHAKE YOUR PANTS LIKE THIS SHAKE YOUR PANTS

what did he mean by this

Probably posting in this thread

>That one scene on the mask cartoon where the mask extends his dick out of a moving car to rape a woman on the street

>doo do. doo do. doo do do do.

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lmao what the fuck

hey ummm
did you know....
that....
sneed

it's a throwback to the iconic moment earlier, where Mask finally pulls out his ID (not IV, mind you)

"my bad"

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Why is the original mask with that corpse and the secondary mask with the qt?

>wojakposting
cringe and unboogiedpilled

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*AHEM*

I LOOOOOOVE YOOOOUUU BAAAAAABEEEEY

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wife swap

>posting the same image as everyone else and not making OC for the threads

sorry to break it to you user

Why did he turn himself into a Metapod for this portion of the song?

Not that I'm complaining, but when did this SotM-posting start? Seems like it popped up overnight.

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the loaner?

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Late Thursday night I'm pretty sure.

kino

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it's a classic

Does anyone have the mask Pepe?

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SOMEBODY TRIED TO STOP THEM
THEY WERE FORMERLY ALIVE

This must have been Loki's work

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youtube.com/watch?v=wjJ9tt8NUQ4&t=2s

i got the son and the original, which do you want?
ssSMOKIN or BOOGIE friend?

>This bullshit fucking forced meme now has it's own general while the jannies nuke any Alita or Trek threads

The absolute fucking state of this board.

...the Loaner?

le preteur?

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kek at the hair

was anyone here alive when this kino was first released in the states?

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but who is more powerful?

"my bad"

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It's the same Mask

Both if you don’t mind

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What am I in for? Also, certainly this isn't enjoyable alone right? Might see if a lad joins me to watch this chit.

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yes, my best friend was a huge jim carrey fan. i didn't care for his comedy at all but my friend dragged me along. fell in love with the movie. i had the soundtrack on cassette and would play it often on long road trips with the family on my walkman.

good times. also was the hottest cameron diaz looked and she never looked as hot again

>you were good kid real good..but as long as i'm around, you'll always be SON of the mask, see
NOW LET'S_ _ _ _ _ _ THIS JOINT
youtu.be/XbtTTxFbNQU

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Yeah, when's Sneed gonna get it's own general?

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I was. I remember no one saw it the first week it came out. They figured it was some kind of horror film or something.
Word of mouth eventually got around and by the 2nd month of its release there were crowds and crowds of people who were going to see it. Some of them first time viewers but most going for another screening. I remember I had seen it about 14 times myself. It got to the point where me and my friends wore my pajamas just like Stanley to the showings.
Good times.

Here is the boogie and there is the smokin

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When tf is /SotM/ general gang gonna host a stream of this so we an all watch it?

This, the country and elvis ones are really growing on me

Thanks

El Cubano (or its full title "Pedro el Cubano, el Rey de la Ritmo Rumba!"), a classic of 1950s Mexican cinema. Some chortle at its dated romanticism of Cuba, but the heart and passion of the music numbers is undeniable.
You'll feel every chick chicky boom in your soul.

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Were this mysterious Franklin, Grant and J-J-Jackson the "they" who called him Cuban Pete?

THIS. Free on vudu with >Ads
I think Rabb.it is down too right? Surely one of you own it

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Guys, I need your advice.
A girl I really like is coming over and I wanna watch one of these with her. The original or Son?

'''''My bad'''''

i do, i was very young though i remember Jaques le Carré was a master of french expressionism.
I was a man when i saw Fils du Masque though

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Original. Son must be saved for a special occasion.

A brutal scene. But the tyrannical landlady really had it coming.

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youtube.com/watch?v=VYD4eWH8AS0

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Please, for the love of god. Sing this line to her. >You're just too good to be true. Can't take my eyes off you.

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Maybe I'll show it to the girl I want to marry on the night I propose

Follow your heart son, but remember..

Those legs you looking at, can't get between if ya don't got the green

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There's also cytube. Also sneedfags are calling us furries in this thread kek. Somebody stop them.

The line up's for Fils du Masque were huge. I've seen it about 12 times. Keendy's expressions were amazing but it's nothing compared to Jaques le Carré

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...

I like how this image gets greener every time I see it

He's so pure

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youtube.com/watch?v=sQZ6vOQYdcs

the real Cuban Pete, and he starred in a movie of the same name but the song is even older

youtube.com/watch?v=aS9dYanHzrk

>you know one day that beaver tried to leave her

his stoic inner sadness was so subtle, of course critics would just call Kennedy "stilted"

is this getting greener?

youtube.com/watch?v=em_Z2OJMmN8

I was thinking of singing Cuban Pete on the first date desu

God tier editing

why is this abortion getting shilled so hard lately? lmao

>Sorry son, dog was rabid, had to put her down.

>can't get between if ya don't got the green
>if ya don't got the green
im unironically liking this line more and more

where did they even get the lettuce and produce to throw at the dude singing on stage at first

I didn't see a salad bar at the party

I've never been to a Trek thread but 90% of any Alita thread is just "WOT DO U GUYS THINK ALITA'S FARTS SMELL LIKE"

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The Moner?

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lads when are we watching The Mask & Son of The Mask

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Maskposters cannot argue with these indisputable FACTS.

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user they were laughing with you. Keep it up!

>asked for I.D
>searches for an invitation
>pulls out an I.V
was mental illness a theme of the film?

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get that slut off my screen, and tell her that her daddy never loved her

Based and boogiepilled

Hop in, dude.

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Fils du Masque isn't held on a leash by comics from the 80's like Le Masque

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Stop trying and failing to sow discord.

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Amazing

Who can stop them?

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There one for Le Masque yet?

Happy Birthday, bro!

Literally no one but themselves.

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Somebody stole your PAJAMAS?

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This film looks so dumb in color

how come the beginning of the pest is so great and the rest of the movie is terrible?

one stinkie dinkie

i honestly expected a few more reactions from my dumb pickle mask, perhaps it's more due to nobody caring about pickle rick anymore as they should but i digress

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sneed

This is not how human legs work, kek. Even the oversized diaper that was put in there to cover the rigging blunder can't hide it.

Based and saved

>trannies and furries so butthurt about sneed that they try to force their cringey-as-fuck """meme""" by spamming generals on Yea Forums
>this does nothing and sneedchads are STILL on top next to baneposters

I can't imagine how hard you maskposters are SEETHING right now lol

My son, my boy, why would you this..
BUT IF YA WAN'T TO PLAY
>peak cameron diaz
>CUBAN PETE
>actual style
>doesn't say boogie but can boogie better
>an actual expressive mask
>iconic style
>nostalgia critic won't even touch it
>forced the jews to acknowledge it
>was the peak of french new wave
>jim carrey peaked
>son of the mask owes it's existence to it
>was already a masterpiece
>doesn't attack it's son out out of insecurity and welcomes it with open arms despite what normies and critics say
>dare is say, is the better father

you were good kid real good..but as long as i'm around, you'll always be second best, see.

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Yikes

got a good chuckle out of me

squeeze me gently

(cont)
>is two inches taller than kennedy

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why is this so funny

>ONLY A FEW MORE THREADS AND THIS WILL BECOME THE NEXT SNEED I CAN FEEL IT

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>trannies and furries so butthurt about sneed
I'm a furry and I love sneed posting

Why does he wear the mask?

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the cinematography for the original is unironically really good

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Thank you GOD!

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Is this literally your first day here?

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As will all these maskposters come to once they realize that this meme of theirs will never be accepted on this board, or the rest of Yea Forums

I drive.

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Mother.

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>itching for replies with salty alt-soi warcries
Trick or treat, cunt

True

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Who would win in a fight?

help me out here maskchads

>There's a hundred-thousand streets in this city. You don't need to know the route. You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?

Imagine being Jamie Kennedy and thinking that starring in SoTM would do for you what it did for Jim Carrey

Nothing, they'd team up and boogie the world into a place that's very nice and full of spice.

smokin and boogieilled

>the Loaner breaks down within the first minute

isn't it French city?

I have watched this scene everyday since it begun being shitposted on Yea Forums. I always remembered this scene from when I was a kid, it's burned into my brain right along side the 'It's a Small World' ride and the Angela Anaconda theme song (the show in it's entirely really) of awful awful music that is branded into my synapses having it unable to leave for the years of my years so far.

The worst part? All this shitposting, all these dumb memes, the edits, the in fighting, it's making me fall in love with this scene. Seeing that original thread a few days ago had me seething with a bubbling vitriol for remembering this awful scene.

But now? I LOVE YOU BABY.

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Stanley. He’s better at dancing and singing. Also can get actual pussy.

>Made use of
Used
>wince nostalgic
wax nostalgic

Couteau...la Ville des Bords.
The English export simplified it to Edge City.

Nah, sorry but you have to choose one and give your reasons.

SSSSSMOKIN

is there a part of either film you hope becomes a "sub-meme" of Maskposting?

youtube.com/watch?v=jdWWjy9iShQ

Did you miss me?

Yeah I have this movie burned into my subconscious too, I remember I watched it at a friends house and the cringe made me feel so uncomfortable

the whole dance sequence is already that

>Rescue Hot Girl
based

>mfw as as dumbass kid I never knew why he was leaking out of his suit

*splosh* *splorsh*
Sorry, wrong pocket!

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>Duke Nukem reference

holy fr*cking epic

>next to baneposters
Um no sweetie

he smokin

this hothead is SMOKIN'

I mean another part that isn't already. I'd argue the dance part IS the main part for Maskposting at least for Son, I don't see anything from the rest of SOTM.

This looks very soulful.

"my bad"

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"Ice this deadbeat" as a standard dismissal of shiposters

are Zoot-suits /fa/?

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It's got grit.

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mfw I started that

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Any poster who happened to speak French must be having a ball with these threads lately

I've been doing that for days.

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Kellaway was the best Big Head

oui

“Um... no”-Loki

I love the loaner any time it comes up and I don't know why, something about that shitty car.

that really was a spicy meatball

This.

the problem with SotM is it's so unmemorable and unwatchable that nobody will meme anything other than the party scene
seriously going through these clips they're all the same shit, just zany overdone CGI and awful acting
youtube.com/channel/UC8chlOawo7XK6NpHWclqLaA/search?query=mask

based

The Loaner?

the loaner

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SotM was truly lovecraftian

Eh, least this is tolerable and not sneed posting

Couteau...la Ville des Bords.

YOU'RE
JUST
TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE
CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF YOU

You've got 17.5% in T-bills amortized over the fiscal year, 8% in stocks and bonds. Carry the 9, divide by the Gross National Product...fortunately, funeral bouquets are deductible.

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I for one welcome our mask overlords. Baneposting was fucking lame

good thing the dance scene is so completely batshit that it supports oodles of memes

le preteur ?

SHOOT HIM

it's so dense

Where to, Stephanie? HAHAHAHA

was this a comment on the excessive bureaucracy of the era?

this shit needs to be remade

The B&W on that background makes it look like old Doctor Who

sneed of the mask

youtu.be/vzPWvR0M-S0

of course

>In an antiques shop, a weak, neurotic man named Stanley Ipkiss shops for a gift to give to his girlfriend, Kathy. At the store he purchases an old jade mask which begins to speak to him. When Stanley wears it, he is transformed into a wacky, super powered being with an abnormally large, bald, green-skinned head and a mouthful of large teeth. After exploring his new abilities, Ipkiss goes on a rampage, taking revenge on those with whom he has a grudge, and earns the nickname Big Head.

After taking the mask off, Stan begins to realize what has been happening. His acts as Big Head begin to take an emotional toll on him. He becomes verbally abusive toward Kathy. She kicks him out but keeps the mask since it was a gift from Stanley.

Later, Stan breaks into Kathy's apartment to steal it back just as the police arrive in response to an earlier housebreaking call. Deciding his only way out is as Big Head, Stan puts the mask back on and kills eleven cops during his escape. He returns home as Big Head and removes the mask, only to be shot in the back and killed by Kathy, who figured out the identity of Big Head.
That's kind of dark

how did he find maracas in the womb?

Watching this movie was physically sickening. Its barrages the senses with every that thing that makes me clench my stomach in pain.
All of it
The Close ups of Jamie Kennedy's dead face stare wrapped up in plastic
The horrible music and sound effects
And of course the uncanny valley of cgi effects

I'm convinced that this was some kind of CIA psyops experiment or was an adaptation of Sutter Cane's book

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Movie may be bad, but it is stylishly made. Maybe TOO stylish.

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Ramener...le Prêteur.

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>SOMEBODY STOP ME
I feel like the mask went beyond his usual existential self in this scene; he wants to apply the brakes on the meaningless of life and his place in it entirely.
A real turning point in the film.

A fun fact, Georges Cravenne, the creator of the prestigious César Award, said that he was inspired to create a high class film award for France, their Oscar equivalent,
upon viewing a re-release of Le Masque during the early 1970s. He said when he witnessed Jaques le Carré's tortured cry at his own reflection of "SOMEBODY STOP ME",
he immediately thought, we need an award for moments like this, true milestones in French cinema. Le Masque's legacy truly stretches far beyond 1954.

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when are we setting up an instagram page fellow maskchads?

>ICE THIS DEADBEAT

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you just stole my post from the other thread sm h

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false flag detected, outta here sneedfag

MIGRATE

You got me

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post yfw sneedfags try to tell you maskposting is dead and then try to make a sneed mask hybrid cause they know theyre fucked and are desperate

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I've got my eyes on you

I think once they've started poorly ripping off your OC you know your meme is legit

it was a good joke though

it was too good to be true

The Mask cartoon was better than the movie