PRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖH :-D

PRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖH :-D

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is she kill?

checked and rekt

Is this kino?

Thot: Patrolled

Thot Status: Gone

thot patrolled

How does one achieve this level of natty?

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:DDDD

nice digits, checked.

Elephants are intelligent, sensitive animals, so if he did that the bitch must have deserved it.

toll paid

nah she posted the video herself.

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QUINT NINES OF JUSTICE

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Fuck I wish I was as strong as an elephant

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>stay out of my bond, bitch

Begone, thot!

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>imagine the smell

He could smell the scent of promiscuity and patrolled that thot accordingly

Are elephants the most redpilled animal in the animal kingdom?

is there anything funnier than watching brainless, upperclass white women get brutal reality checks trying to do some dumb tourist-hippie trap shit in foreign countries?

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Elephants are amazing animals.

Chekt

TUSKED.com

based elephant

...

Bretty gud ged :DDDD
PRÖÖÖÖÖÖH

have sex

The elephant unironically smelt her HPV riddled hands and said "begone".

this. I love watching her legs flail wildly when she's in mid-air probably a mix of sheer agony, shock, and instinct trying to find footing.

youtu.be/Bom3s-jDa98

based. kill all women

imagine being some kind of weird brown creature obsessing over normal humans with an evil glint of jealous hatred

PROOH PATROL

You want some ranch with that butt hurt white boy or is it too spicy hurrrr muh genocide snowflake

I'm white and do that.

bitches get fucked

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/r9k/ IN DA HOUSE

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I legit don't know what pissed it off, she didn't seem to be doing anything abnormal since the fucking indig guides/handlers were right there and seemed completely chill, and she wasn't fucking with its eyes or anything
maybe the snoot really did just smell thot and reacted accordingly

Found the woman

try harder

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I understand elephant
He said “Put some pants on slut”

understandable.
based elephant

I love animals and hate the tourists who fund their entrapment solely so they can take stupid fucking videos with them to post online. The only way that clip would have been improved is if she was killed.

>dem quints
THOT STATUS: PATROLLED

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wild animals are so nice and friendly if i'm nice to animals they'll be nice back XD

but i'm white, i just think it's hilarious when dumb ass whores with zero sense who wear bandanas, smoke weed all day, repost "inspirational travel quotes," and believe in astronomy go to shithole 3rd world countries to "find themselves" and end up getting duped by the monkey locals into paying money to get hurt, it happens all the fucking time and they're always the same sort of bitch

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You want some ranch with that butt hurt brown boy or is it too whitey 4 u hurrrr muh PoC fragility snowflake

weak

post hands with timestamp otherwise seethe more shitskin

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what's the name of this movie again?

Brown "people" are goblins. A ruined and terrible form of life.

Based tusker

Been looking for funnier, but didnt find it yet

Go extinct : )

White people are the niggers of race

You’re trying talk truth to some of the most blue pilled fucks there is. Yea Forums is basically /r9k/ with movies

how failed is such a person that would ever video tape themselves looking so absolutely cringe core

ok, i will, one second

>Jealous of some fucking wh*toids
K E K

not to mention fucking the locals.

Good. I hate white w*men

Right. Because niggers aren't humans and can't be a 'race' just a species.

Why the fuck would you go near an elephant? Just look at them from a safe distance

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Get enslaved : )

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>(you)s be like

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deal with it
also, never stand in front of an elephants tusk you dumb whore

jesus white roasties are dumb

slib and slyed my frend

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I don't get it, wtf is it doing? Mud sliding?

>PRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖH!!! :DDD

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imagine the salt and desperation behind this post

>elephants hate women
Geese used to be my favorite, but not anymore

>NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY REEEEEEEE

as i was saying, dumb ass white chicks going to foreign countries to exploit animals for instagram likes should be hung

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imagine being that poster and being born brown. i bet he thinks god cursed him. i would too if I looked like an over-cooked hot pocket or a literal piece of shit

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based skeleton
rattle me bones

the word is hanged you ignorant redneck

>It smacks girl with phone
>Reaches for phone after

I assume people leave the flash on when they take pictures and it just hates phones

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That elephant is in heat

people hate you because your right. but i was thinking the same thing.

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that person currently runs a very lucrative wand business on etsy and is a known internet celebrity
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>some kind of weird brown creature
hahaha summer spic Yea Forums seething

I fucking hate traveler roasties so goddamn much

i know, but it always sounds retarded, like "dranked" instead of drunk, i'm no nigger, you know

I don't follow, they're the same kind of creature

>talking shit about the king
fuck off, newfag

getting raped and murdered

>redneck
are you stuck in 2008 liberal Obama world? is that supposed to be insulting?
are leftwing people autistic? detached from the social dogma? how do you go this far in life and not get with 'the times' with new insults?

it's not incorrect, nor does it sound that way, you're just badly educated

all women are whores

based elephant

glad he's still alive. remember this from years ago and couldnt watch some of his earlier videos because of how close they struck.

stupid people are not always rednecks, but rednecks are usually stupid people, although I'm not referring to the workers, just those with ignorant attitudes, and unwillingness to improve themselvevs

BASED

not that guy, but wouldn't "poorly educated" be better? I wouldn't know. I'm poorly educated.

Kevin randleman was stronger

dranked is both incorrect and sounds niggardly, i think you're mistaken

it's a fine usage, they weren't instructed well

B A S E D

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>He doesn't use proper grammar and punctuation on Yea Forums.

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She was infront of its face. That was my first thought opening the webm. Animals generally dont like you being in their face.

yes, but hanged is not

stop being a contrarian stupid asshole

>it's a fine usage
I think you mean "the usage was fine"

how fat are your hands?

Elephincel

your mother was finely used

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OLIPHANTED

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dare i say, /ouranimal/?

It's so fucky that they have human joints.
Like they've got 4 knees.

"contrarian stupid asshole" is pretty poor in its flow, try, "stop being a contrarian, stupid asshole"

the comma really helps :)

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you have your marching orders, friend

That thing goes like 3 feet into his colon, what the fuck

>just those with ignorant attitudes, and unwillingness to improve themselves
So neets? Uh, neckbeards? Etc. Basically 95% of this website?
If you've ever lived a year in the south you'd know that 'rednecks' are some of the best people left. They'll give you their shirt off their backs and an ice cold beer if you ask. It's like insulting a nun. Just makes you look ignorant while you spout off about other people being ignorant.

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i don't know what that means

I hate animals, we worked hard to stay the fuck away from them. Human defeatists ITT should be hunged

So Elephants are brap posters?

I'll be damned if I won't insult someone using the English language incorrectly, maybe it will accomplish what elementary school could not

>and believe in astronomy
Let me guess, you think the earth is flat?

>OMG im so close with nature, teehee

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that's a long trunk

This video was made by Jimmy Kimmel and staff, and the twerking chic is a stuntwoman.
He revealed it on his show.

>one of the smartest animals

SNIFF

Its our responsibility to take care of them and not abuse them or do other horrible shit like we do. Go read about the Third R*ich's treatment of animals. Don't care about your opinions/views of them just go read about it. It's not what I expected.

>When the janny deletes your nature kino thread

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and the female lion is like: that nigger is about to get bodychecked and eaten elelelel

And that elephant doesn't even give a fuck

i get it, i mixed up astrology and astronomy, no need to be such a capricorn about it

If you notice in the webm, the elephants tusks are actually bound together. The natives probably thought for some reason that it would make tourists safer, but she took the full force of both tusks instead and at a force sufficient enough to throw her several feet into the air. I would be astonished if she didn't have broken ribs and/or internal organ damage.

Anal probing leads to star travel, Satan.

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>Its our responsibility to take care of them and not abuse them
Yeah but in ZOOs, earth is made for human and wild animals have no place in it.

SNIIIIIIIIIFFF

he was trying to write "astrology," but much like the gormless mongs that write hung instead of hanged he's illiterate

I'm commenting on your airheaded lack of vocabulary and hilariously ironic use of 'ignorant.'
You are 'ignorant' to what you look like saying those things.

have you seen the shit humans do

thanks for making me feel better about never traveling and being stuck at home.

nope, nope, nnnnnnnnnnnnope

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stupid people are not always niggers, but niggers are usually stupid people, although I'm not referring to the based black men, just those with ignorant attitudes, and unwillingness to improve themselves. Nigger.

>GIMME YOUR PHONE BITCH

More like niggerphant am I right?

I will not, we can engineer whatever the fuck we want in our labs, we don't need to waste our money on these assholes

the mud cools the skin
>t. watches nature docus

We don't have any responsibility other than to make sure that we have enough of them to eat at all times

>an ecosystem is made for us and us alone
And without those animals being IN their ecosystem we don't HAVE an earth. This is a terrible troll m8. Try much harder.

my personal vocabulary is greater than the collective proficiency of your flea-bitten county

Me on the left

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Nah, in the last split second when it tosses her like an omelet you can see they aren't bound. I think it's actually some sort of shitskin jerry-rigged foam padding, probably with the same thought of tourist safety in mind. Doesn't exactly work since you're essentially trying to Nerf out the tusks of an animal that weighs a several tonnes.

That elephant has the biggest shit-eating grin I've ever seen.

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hi, I'm honey poo the bear, I'm sick of captivity and this is jackass

how brave do you have to be to attack a bear with a plank?

Is this an anti-animal bot or something? How have you made it this far being this dumb? We really do need a culling.

how are you gonna ride my dick so hard but not get on 's case

what a lad

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>white women
lol

Literally /ourlilbro/

Yet, you have to prove it to me by still responding. I'm laffin.

>tfw no war elephant to ride

cute!

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>mfw the average animal fucks more women than me

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>the woman that rushes in at the last second and pepper sprays the guy on the ground instead
Figures.

>tfw no 10/10 gf to stroke your trunk

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She cute

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>dyed hair
>10/10

i dont know which is cuter, the girl or the elephant

is that you m8?

I prescribe neurtrogena, that'll have you cleared up in time!

boing
faggot

animal lovers are scum, they hide behind their "love" for animals and use it to justify any kind of immoral action. Fuck you, if I met a bear in the wild and I had the chance to kill it I would, same thing for literally any other wild animal

everyone in the video was pretty useless

You're talking to different people here but how am I wrong? As long as we make sure not to fuck up the ecosystem and destroy our source for food we don't need to worry about animals.

she still is gonna get mawled
Bears are asshole

Who would have thought the only thing Yea Forums could ever come to a consensus on was the fact that elephants are based

why are women so stupid?

i love her

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whats wrong with this? i do that with my dog

SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF

mauled not mawled

>white chicks
>should be hung
ew gay

>elephant is in must and therefore aggressive
>dumb thot too busy looking at her phone instead of the ACTUAL FUCKING ELEPHANT and gets whacked

>make sure not to fuck up the ecosystem and destroy our source for food
thats literally what we're doing by raping the forests for timber so third world apes can produce 10 kids
room temp IQ
apply for mental disability (in addition to your neetbux)

it's astrology not astronomy, fuckwit

yeah that bear is most definitely drugged

based

seel

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based leaf

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>you'll never have an energetic loli elephant gf
any kinos for this feel?

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This guy died btw

I'm just saying maybe that horse you're sitting on is a smidge too tall.

>astronomy

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>loli
she's like 22 dude

fuck with the bear you're gonna get beared

off topic animal threads always unite any board

>starts talking about niggers out of nowhere
case in point, kill yourself animal lover