What are some kino men will never understand

same
I gotta ask my coworkers when I get a chance..

>boat movie
Nah, we got this. Ironically it's women who don't get that rose is a stupid slut and cal was right to treat her like a child.

Mama Mia

Please go back

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Any movie with Dolly Parton.

>lists a bunch of films that have zero depth and the whole plot centers around LOL DICK I LOVE DICK I LOVE CHAD TOO CHAD DICK IS THE BEST TEEHEE XD
Yup, sounds about righjt.

The Devil wears Prada

I made it up

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Go back where?

Amelie

Anyone still have the Rose pasta? I lost that one when my pc wiped in a power outage.

Twin peaks
I mean, that's because no matter what people say, nobody except David lynch understands twin peaks. And probably not even him .

He just likes the word floozie ya dork

Agreed. I try to use it more because it's great.

every movie with a poster like this

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>women pretends to be a victim the movie

forgot the pic

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Its sexy bro (chad here)

Does it make wiping their ass more difficult? I'd have thought they have more risk of a nail going through the toilet paper, then then might accidentally scratch their asshole, or get shit under their nail

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Please, I am asking nicely, just go back please

Titanic seems about right

based

Best post I have seen in years

My fiancee showed me How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days and I thought it was kino.

She showed me Clueless and I thought it was relatively kino and great conservative values buried in the film too.

But then she showed me Bring It On and I thought it was pure garbage. And she and other women know all the words and scenes to the movie. It didn't even matter that there were hot girls, it was THAT bad.

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I like it. Not that I think her violet pointy nails are good looking, but I like a women who goes through a procedure. It's like how a tie and shirt look good on a man, in part precisely because it's far more cumbersome than getting into a t-shirt and thus signals. Putting on eye-liner signals and attitude and values.

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It's not that they look sexy, but they feel sexy. If a girl every handled your balls, you'd know this.

>broscience theories

Nice whore OP

Even that pic looks like fucking shit

nah its pretty good. i don't think you've seen it you've just heard about it. if you don't cry near the end you're not a man.

ITS TRASHOLA

LONG-ISH (WITHIN REASON) NATURAL FINGERNAILS ARE OK, ITS A FEMININE TRAIT

PRESSONS ARE GARBO

this was the only kino part

youtube.com/watch?v=oha7hSlKr2g

>if you don't cry near the end you're not a man.
Not him, but males who cry after watching films arent men.

It's meant to signal to the outside world "I fuck black guys"

Lol no. Nothing wrong with getting teary eyed but Notebook? Damn

>if you don't cry near the end
>cry *after* watching

men who can't read or empathize are subhuman, big whoop

james garner fucking BROUGHT it. sue me

>backpeddaling semantics after outing himself as a massive faggot

>backpeddaling
lol. can't make this shit up

>kino women will never understand
Blue Velvet and Lost Highway

>Kino men will never understand
Mulholland Drive and Inland Empire

How does he do it, bros?

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Do you bros know how to make a girl cum? Literally just figured it out last night. You have to make (italics) her cum
>inb4 faggot incel, virgin, etc

Why dont you go cry about it?

>women will never understand what it's like to be a slut or a backstabbing slut
What the hell are you thinking

>dont

here's your
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bro

you should read a book sometime. then your shit won't come out so retarded

I love Titanic and Mean Girls.
Mean Girls is incredibly accessible to men because we take on the role of Lindsay Lohan, who is completely oblivious to how girls are meant to behave.
wut
Rose is not a slut. She doesn't love Cal. The entire movie is about how her life was shit because she was forced to marry this guy she didn't love only so her family could make quick bucks.

>18 year old girl is a successful model traveling the world and fucking rich chads
>10 years older than her
>still living with parents browsing Yea Forums

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You have to be intelligent, empathetic and experienced with women to understand.

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plenty of men are far more beautiful than that fucking shapeless pig fanning

Delicious tears. Real manly stuff kiddo.

mmmm pusy...

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Seething uggo

>she will never break your wrists with a ball-peen hammer
jdimsa

she's literally average as fuck

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It's just a mediocre romance movie.

Based

Forrest Gump.

>hurr durr bad photo mean ugly
I guess I can understand thinking that. All of the photos of you are bad photos. Just not because of bad angles and flash lighting.

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"A walk to remember" was unironically kino

>she makes money off of looking good and walking around
dont worry too much breh. also nothing really wrong with living with parents if you're making money. (r-right?)

this is why i hate getting my pics taken and dont like looking at myself in the mirror. Kino for this feel?

You're trying too hard.

>Fake nails
Dropped

lars is such a c*ck faggot. he makes me fucking hate the danes. how do you go from descendant of vikings to a spineless worm like him is beyond me

pfft nope. just 816 in NEETbux every month.

The Elephant Man

Sweeping of the Roadhouse floor scene in Twin Peaks The Return. It’s actually a deep poignant and feminine statement which Lynch has lazily stumbled upon with his random masculine dream logic. He basically Lynched himself as he doesn’t understand it.

>Went on to get married after the Titanic sank
>Went on to have children with her husband
>Went on to have grandkids
>Instead of giving them the Hope Diamond which was worth hundreds of millions and would have secured her family for generations to come, she throws it in the ocean because she had a weekend fling with some street rat aboard a boat 85 years ago

Rose was a massive cunt and that's not up for arguing.

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Of course she had a family, it's what Jack would have wanted. Also Rose knows the value of creating your own fortune which is why she would have never given the diamond to her family (and by extension, to herself). She gave it back to Jack at the bottom of the ocean, where it belonged.

This. ALWAYS avoid women with long nails and who wear thongs. Always. No questions asked.

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depends on the film.

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Whatever films are about dumb cunts doing vapid pointless things and making a big deal about it even though it doesn't matter.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF WOMEN LMAO

WHY DO WE EVEN KEEP THEM AROUND

OH RIGHT THE BLOWJAYS

von Tier is legit a misogynist. Antichrist got a ton of shit for its obvious hatred of women

ebin boast

Women can't even suck dick right. Worthless.

>Rose knows the value of creating your own fortune which is why she would have never given the diamond to her family

Rose was given the diamond by her fiancé. If she had believed in creating your own fortune she would have given it back to him, you retarded cunt.

Only women can't understand certain kinos because of their lizard-brains

>you HAVE TO see the notebook

Ghost.exe

You are a faggot

Choice was wholesome as fuck except for Superman getting cucked.

I got bored to near-sleep 30 mins in and took a really wild guess at the ending. Skipped to it right there and then and wah lah I was correct. Into the trash bin.

FINALLY SOMEBODY FOUND OUT HER NAME

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>finally

kek good one bud

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hehe

Bitch looks exactly like a pornstar I've been fapping to