>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>D&D
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Any more of those where he hates on females dnd characters?
fuck roasties
>you’d trade our friendship for that- that bitch?!
>look at her mike, LOOK!
>she’s a fucking retard Mike! I mean, she can barely form sentences for Christ’s sake!
>we all knew you were just pounding that for those powers, god only knows what she’s like behind closed doors.
>but now she’s lost them, Mike. Without them she’s just a brainless hole to fuck. And with a face like that, not a good one.
>is this really the road you want to go down? Abandoning your fun DnD crew for some retarded whore? Get a grip mike.
>*slap*
I hope Schnapp gets the Emmy for that 20 minute scene where Will rants about how El was probably the "willing cum bucket for all of Hawkins Laboratory".
>LOOK MOM I'M ACTING
What an ugly little goblin.
The way they portrayed teen boys is not realistic at all. Even the way they portrayed Mike and Lucas obsessing 24/7 over girls is not realistic. It's not like you SUDDENLY start liking girls, it's a slow and gradual thing that happens over a few years, and it wouldn't result in them dropping all their old hobbies like D&D, if anything IRL you play D&D more when you get older.
yeah, girls are far more likely to drop their interests for boys than the other way around
i don't know about you, but most of the kids i knew would say things like "fuck her right in the pussy" "she's got big tits" "my dick is 2 inches.... from the ground!" "i fucked the teacher last night" not to mention phrases like "what a faggot" "that's retarded" etc
I dont finished the 3 season. Is he a faggot or just dont give a shit to females?
Yeah that true. I don't see how it conflicts with anything I said though?
i don't know... but now im thinkin about how they could make the show more realistic
I think most boys are liek this
Me and my friends from 3rd grade onwards were obsessed with girls and seeing girls nipples. Girls from our class, girls from other classes, teachers, each others moms. It didn't stop until we actually had sex and found out it's not great.
He’s an incel
What the fuck was Raimi thinking?
a faggot that shits on women
>watching reddit things
Kek
>tfw your mate would rather swap spit with his clueless waifu than hang out with you
>Cries
>Touches neck
>"He's close"
Easiest paycheck ever
i was hoping his exposure to the upside down would develope into something more than just a peter tingle
They don't know how to do anything but a new escaped monster of the season. They had a small, tiny bit of magic with the first season and squandered it immediately.
To be fair, D&D is pretty fun.
you forget american food is full of hormones so teens will develop earlier their kike infused instincts
ever wondered why (((they))) only eat kosher
hmm
I honestly think that Will is more cute and good looking than Mike
Finn Wolfhard looks like that douche kid from your mid school that always bragged about his pokemons and how his dad worked at nintendo
spoiled little cunt
>No Mike/Will romance subplot
Way to fuck up
he reminds me of this tomboy at work I want to spank
Go to bed grandpa. Kids only bragged about Pokemon in 4th-5th grade.
Finally someone with taste ITT.
except Will looks more like a kike than Mike and is a kike irl
this picture is heavily edited and he's in loads of makeup.
but it is a good picture and he is quite attractive in it.
What could have been.....
someone post the one where he feeds them all to the monster
No thanks.
The show being predominately straight is one of the very few things that they've done consistently right.
>so where’s this special DnD set then will? I brought el along to show her what it’s like.
>yeah max is here, you don’t know how much bugging it took!
>yeah it’s just upstairs, everyone have a drink whilst I get it.
>Will, where are we? Why are we in the lab?
>you wanted a special campaign for your fucking whores? Well you can FUCKING HAVE ONE
>will what’s that growling sound? Please will, el is scared. She doesn’t have her powers.
>WUH-OH! LOOKS LIKE YOUR PARTY STUMBLED ACROSS A DEMOGORGON’S CAVE!
>GOTTA ROLL A CRIT TO GET OUT OF THIS ONE LADS. HOWS THAT FUCKING SLUT FARING FOR YOU NOW LUCAS, YOU FUCKING NIGGER?
>*screams can be heard ringing throughout the lab. In the security room, Will the Wise kicks his feet back on the desk as he watches his former friends get brutalised by the monster over the camera displays. He takes a sip of his cool glass of new coke, and raises it in a toasting fashion*
>*on screen, Lucas’s throat can be seen being torn out by the demogorgon’s mandibles as max watches, sobbing*
>Ah, this one’s for you Lucas.
>*sip*
RAIMI EVERYTIME
would it bother you a lot if the show was predominately gay
Based and redWill’d
>actual weapons will? What the fuck?
>nothing big, just like a hand buzzer or something, to spice up combat when you get hit. Come on, it’ll be fun.
>alright, but I’m bringing el, I’ve shown her some DnD and she kinda likes it.
—-
>ok el, roll for dexterity. And remember, you get hit in game and you take “a hit” irl
>don’t worry el, it’ll be nothing, just one of wills shitty hand buzzers.
>aw el you rolled a 1? The troll takes a swing at you and you try to duck, but you time it badly and it’s club strikes your head and caves your skull in.
>will where did you get Steve’s spike bat from?
>YOU ROLLED A ONE BITCH, CRITICAL FAILURE
>WHERES YOUR FUCKING POWERS NOW YOU WHORE
>*thwack*
No shit, I don't care about the ((((gay struggle))))
It wouldn't make sense for a story & setting like st to be filled to the brim with the diversity/lgbt league either. I guarantee that if the series started off with every character proclaiming their gayness it wouldn't be as popular as it is now, maybe it would be amongst the tumblr crowd but not with normies
Watch that insecurity bro
I don't think you know what insecurity means
HEY EL!
Lol
>A 17 is good... Yes?
>t's OK but I'm afraid not quite good enough. The trolls seize you and take you back to their cave. You awake to strapped to a table, while a figure stands menacingly over you with a knife.
>I don't want to play anymore
>But imagine how happy Mike will be when he realises you know how to play. THINK. OF. MIKE.
>Alright then Will...
>Cool. Now you lie on the table I'll be back in a second. HEY JONATHAN! WHERE'D MOM PUT THE POWERSAW!?
Studios really need to stop bringing Raimi on to guest write
He’s a faggot. Mike even has a line about how its not their fault he “doesn’t like girls” and the look Will gives him is full on “H-HOW DID YOU KNOW?”.
>D&D
D&D&D
Dungeons & Dragons & Dick
>I dont finished the 3 season
>I dont finished the 3 season
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>I dont finished the 3 season
>I dont finished the 3 season
>I dont finished the 3 season