Married to Michelle Monaghan

Sausage body is the worst doesnt matter how big the tits. Look for hourglass shape first and foremost

Michelle Monaghan is hotter than both and shes a PAWG too

I don't understand why anyone would cheat on their gf or wife, ever, no matter how hot the wife or the other chick is
It's just sex, not like it magically gets immensely better just because you're fucking some other whore

Past a certain age a man without a dozen illegitimate children he doesn't even know about can be a bad thing

Especially with that ass she has...fuggg

You sound incredibly alone. The fun of sex is 90% knowing you've gotten someone to want you enough to fuck

it all comes down to personal preference user

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she has breddy small tits

lol dumb incel

t. Woman

Except women cheat way more than men
Maybe if you still have to prove to yourself that you can do it, otherwise meh

Comfy pic user, mind if I save it?

He needed to decompress.

there's more to fidelity than having an attractive partner, virgin

No see in a woman's mind she never cheats. It's the classic female trope of never accepting responsibility for her actions. See a man does accept responsibility and accountability and he will never feign ignorance regarding why he cheated or was tempted to, just admit he fucked up and ask for forgiveness. A woman however will never admit she did anything wrong in the first place and once again will never feel as though she cheated and so she will not understand why you would cheat on her with "some other whore". You've got a lot to learn when it comes to women.

The concept of men staying together with their gf after she had an affair because she never """"emotionally cheated"""" amuses me to no end

go right ahead my friend :)

I NEED to date an Asian woman. I've had unbelievable yellow fever lately.

marty was the asshole in this relationship buddy

i’ve unironically had yellow fever since i was 6 or 7. the first woman i ever saw naked was asian

Shell probably miraculously become pregnant soon afterward as well but he won't get a paternity test because he's a huge naive cuck.

Why would that amuse you? It's a real thing that has happened to me a few times. Sex is meaningless without emotions, love, and passion. When my past gfs cheated on me it wasn't a big deal because sex with them was like her scratching an inch. They could never make love to them the way I could.

Holy shit even though I'm a virgin I haven't thought this way since I was 14

cuck

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CUUUUUCCCCKKKK

Here's your (you) before all the invels start laughing at you

>bitch wife continuously demeans and emasculates marty and takes no time to comfort him or understand that he works a very stressful job
>this was all before she knew about the cheating
yeah she was a total bitch from the get gi

You want what you don't have, and what you have you don't want.

Well yeah if you're a virgin you cannot understand not fucking a grill who shows interest in you

This is pathetic coping. There's a massive difference between sex with someone you love and regular sex. All the ones who happened to cheat would still come home to me every night and our sex was still frequent. That's just the way some people are and I accept that.

>This

God damn I miss the chase.

Like said, its all preference. I'm a tit man myself. Luckily my wife has both a decent rack and ass so get best of both worlds. If she didn't have ass I wouldn't care either though.

Yea. Women are little angels who would NEVER do something like that.

You haven't had sex before if you think her getting "railed" means anything. As I'll say for the millionth time sex without emotions and love is not even close to the same. She might as well be shaking their hands or hugging them. There is no need to be insecure over that, especially when we would still make love a lot.

I don't know what the fuck you're trying to say but I'm saying that you have to be pretty young and innocent to think that sex with one person forever is as good as sex with multiple women.

Passion

this man right there.
listen to him

big ass

There's no such thing as sex without emotion. The very essence of fucking someone is a strong emotional connection and desire. She fucks other guys because she thinks they're better than you. You're just a crutch.

Free meals and roof over her head while fucking men she finds desirable and a retard to provide everything she wants. Nice gig sge has for herself.

I'm not cheating on my gf. I'm just telling you: passion. And I am extremely passionate and lustful for her. That is a one way street though, she has medical issues.

Hmmmmmmm

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I like how you had to throw in a bunch of made up information to strengthen your argument because you actually have none. In all my years I always split everything with my gfs, never paid for them on their own, anything I provided for them I got back, because it's always a partnership. It's absolutely possible to have sex without attachment and anything deeper, which they have done. No one is using me. Can't wait for the braindead memeword response I get for this post.

Possibly. But this is Yea Forums. There is an extremely strong chance that guy is for real.

Maybe it's because I'm in a higher social+economic class than you, but willingly accepting a woman's infidelity devalues you in the eyes of your peers.

>What is variety

Your girl still fucks other dudes because one way or another she prefers them over you.

what's going on here

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he treats her and his daughters like possessions who have no purpose beyond serving his needs
and she never demenaned his job
she was there with him after the first murder in the morning comforting him due to brutality of the crime
and she spent the previous night sleeping by herself
no "stressful job" is an excuse for neglecting your family

Someone post the monaghan ass webm please.

Wrong again. Keep trying.

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TALKEEN BOUT SOME YELLOW KANG

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Best celeb ass

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Jesus christ, I forgot how good it was. Thanks.

How the fuck is the concept of variety vague in any sense?
Do you fap to the same porn every single time?
I better be getting trolled.

>have renee zellwegers face in your crotch in TCM:TNG
>grab monaghans fat pregnant ass
>organically have the most attractive accent in the United States (according to polls)
I don’t think there’s anyone I’d want to be more than mcconaughey

She was pregnant?

i think so yes

In that case

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Even if that guy isn't sincere, there are plenty of people on this site who openly and sincerely have some of the most deranged and pathetic fetishes (there's a whole board for ponyfags ffs) and cucking is a pretty common and relatively vanilla fetish so it really isn't unbelievable.

nah after he comes home after first seeing Dora Lange she just bitches to him about how he's changed as he's sitting in their bedroom reflecting and unwinding. She wasnt a very sensitive or supportive person and was acting as such before she found out about the cheating so combined with her increasingly negative behaviour in the show it can be inferred shes been cutting Marty down for a long time before the series starts.

if he's fetish posting then you should ignore him especially hard because that makes it even less likely any of that shit he said happened

This is one of the more insightful things I've ever read here

Is cuckolding really a common and vanilla fetish?

I'm not trying to sound like a muslim here, but why do women dress so erotic? Everywhere I go there's a woman big phat ass moving from side to side in tight shorts. GOD I'M HORNY WHY THE FUCK WON'T MY GIRLFRIEND FUCK ME I CAN TWO HAND MY COCK GOD DAMNIT

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because the devil tempts us

You're a cuck buddy, just accept it

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You can't even tell me the definition of that word. I know you'll have to look it up after because if you did know you'd realize I don't fit that at all.

>What meaning exactly was he trying to get across with this?
That it doesn't matter if you're a nice guy who cares about girls, they're probably gonna end up with some asshole anyway anf then when theyre old they'll marry a safe guy so long as he has a nice house

Even maggies mom thinks shes a ball buster

Does Woody still have hair ? i don't know if these are fake or he just on/off on his style ?

Your wife doesn't want you? That's sad.

Depends on how you define common and I guess it also depends on if you want to lump shit like swinging under the cuckbrella. It's definitely vanilla compared to things like eating shit or wanting to beat someone until they bleed or living in a diaper.

I'm paranoid that every couple I meet is are swingers

Every time a woman starts to show interest in my mind rejects it as unfamiliar and uncomfortable. If I ignore it it always comes back. Literally can’t ever have a GF even though I want one.

Keep telling yourself that you didnt deserve to be cucked.

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How come?

If your mind rejects something as natural as the opposite sex showing interest in choosing you as a mate, it means that you're gay. No trolling intended, nor baiting, that's just the way it is.

you can have the prettiest woman ever, after a while she will be the same meal and you want to taste some new and juicy things.

imagine not fucking all the women he does on the show because he is married to another lady.

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The hungry eyes of the wives

It happens to all kinds of relationships, it’s not just because it’s a woman.

Adult here, marriage isn't a 24/7 fuckfest.

Meh. Been with my wife for years and fucking her still isn't old

its not what she told me.

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I've been with mine for 7 years. Still get hard from her touch in seconds. She stopped feeling it less than a year in. Good times

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Yes, yes user. Very good.

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Shit man. How you deal with it?

I drive

Good on those 400lb smegma rolled roasties for obliging you thirsty faggots.

well they’re happy and you’re obviously not

So she told you that she's tired of fucking user. What'd you guys do have coffee and gossip?

I had a huge porno problem, now I workout. But it's like a giant wailing away in a cave, waiting to come out.

I wish, then I wouldn't be attracted to her. She's very pretty, and great to fuck. A truly great person to have in my life. But I'm so fucking horny, you have no idea

Listen, man: I really don't know. To feel a strong, huge ass in your hands, fucking jumping up and down on your cock feels great but to see those titties juggle while you fuck her in missionary and to suck on them while you're inside her. Shit man, tough call. I think I'm a boob man nowadays but that's just because I cheated on my girlfriend (great ass, no tits) with this bitch with huge titties. Who knows. The questions of life.

Why not both?

N-No!

How different was the sex with the big tit girl? How did you even cheat in the first place? How'd you pull that off?

At that age it's imprinted on you. You're a genuine Asian fetish guy unlike the silicon valley nerds who do it to settle

>105 posts
>No one has posted Daddario

What has this place become?

For sure. Been in same boat

You got some kinda idea about how my lawn's supposed to get mowed?

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i have this weird fetish where i would prefer both to be big, if given the option.

depends on the position brody

I was 19 and she was 21 at the time (I'm 21 now). I wanted to buy a PS4 so I got a summer job at a Teleperfomance center, worked for Assurance Wireless. We had to go to these classes before putting on the headset and start getting calls. It was as if she was the teacher. Beautiful girl. Blonde, HUGE tits but skinny. Almost no ass. She was having problems with her boyfriend, which happened to be a friend from my childhood whom I haven't seen in years. According to her he was abusive and cheated on her all the time. We started talking more and more in the lunch breaks to the point she would extend them just so we could keep talking. Her dad had died when she was little so I was sure that she had some daddy issues locked down there somewhere, something I could use in my advantage.
I lied and I said I had broken up with my gf aswell. Asked her out a few days later. Kissed in my car. Took her for thai next. Kissed in my car. Snuck her in my room one day after work. Got there at 11 Pm, fucked her brains out until 1 AM. She had great conversation skills. Fine girl, really sweet.
She gave the best head in the world, really liked cock, kind of a freak, type of bitch to suck on your fingers while you fuck her doggy style. I slowly started to integrate that behavior into the sex life I had with my girlfriend so she became a bit more wild.
Fucked the titties girl again at a party I had at my place to celebrate finishing the training. Had to drive at 5 AM looking for a morning after pill because I fucked her without a condom.
Once more before going to Disneyland with my family.
Told her through text I had a gf and I couldn't see her anymore. I think she was really falling for me. I was an asshole. Never cheated since.

a relativelly tall girl with good legs feels way better in bed 4me

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Once you have a girlfriend or wife, cheating just comes naturally.

I’ve cheated in every relationship I’ve had.

My fiancée was my ideal girl and I still cheated on her. We’re guys. We’re meant to always be on the cruise. I think monogamy isn’t possible.

How do you last hours?

I'm happy. Protip: Quit worrying about men's cocks.

Fuck for half an hour, talk for 20 minutes, fuck again. Switch positions, eat her pussy, get her to suck my dick. Count the strokes. Going one stroke every four seconds and slowly building up speed to where it's one every second also helps.

Ass. When you put her in doggy position and look at her the ass looks amazing. When the girl is fat it's even better because the fat on her waist goes down due to gravity while the ass gets even bigger. Shit's cash

What do you talk about?

Doesn't matter, it's all about the tone of the voice. Imagine you're putting a saddle on a skittish horse. There now, shh, come honey, that sort of thing

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I haven't left my room in 7 years

this is pathetic. the fun of sex is getting someone to agree to fuck you? jesus christ man have some self respect. with that attitude i seriously doubt you ever get laid. women can smell desperation and inadequacy a mile away.

This

When do you know the sex is done? You said like 30 minutes and then you talk for a bit and go back at it so do you plan ahead of time on what you're going to do or what? What happens right when it ends but you don't want her to leave?

Holy shit, this cope is legendary

I just got up, washed my dick, made a few jokes, talked about whatever and got back to it. You don't plan anything about sex (except protection) you just go along with the feel. It's a primal thing. How old are you?

Lol
>Talks about coping...massively coping in regards to his own situation

what?

>normalfag cannot comprehend someone being old and a virgin
go back

34

Spoken like a true roast

Also, to get a bitch to fuck you she needs to feel insanely confortable. If you're already fucking a girl she most likely opened up to you in some sort of personal manner before. You can already talk to her without much trouble.

How easy life would be to have this simple a grasp on human psychology

How do you get girls to open up to you? What does that even mean, like what do they say?

He was a whiskey noodle dick

I should have never had sex
I should have just let that girl kill herself instead of being with her
Now the stain of love has permeated to my soul.
I'll never forget, and it'll be hard, if not impossible, to be happy now

I only go for beautiful women. Beautiful women already have a preconception on what a guy wants from her (sex) so she already has this personal barrier around her to help her deal with all the loosers that talk to her with the open intention to exclusively fuck her. Guys try to impress her, be overly loud and show-offy, girls notice this and back off.
Beautiful women are surprised when you actually listen to them. Show genuine interest in her and what she has to say that she will show interest in you. Talk to her as if you were talking to some ugly fat chick, no matter how gorgeous she is. Even if you just want to fuck them, just treat them like human beings and don't place the pussy on a pedestal and she will lower her guard. That's when you fuck her. Or become her bf.

This made me very uncomfortable

depends on your preference, but i will say ramming a flat ass isnt pleasant, when your pelvis slams into a bony ass, really takes one out of the moment. current gal has a great dumper but i do miss titfucking a lot. life is not fair

Is this why I see average to below average guys with hot girlfriends all the time?

I love curves but I gotta say Michelle's body is amazing

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>I had a huge porno problem

>married to Michelle Monaghan
>marries TWO other wives as well
140 posts, no mention of Big Love... SHAME ON Yea Forums!

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nigga that wasn't her

It shouldn't be possible for her to have that brapper but she just has it.

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Till about 2 days ago

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this and based

this thread is the essence of cringe

You must have just missed the BLACKED thread

big ass for doggy and big tits to suck on for cowgirl

This fucking thread is killing me

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Man its a two way street. He should have been more forthcoming about the issues he faced on the job and she should have been more supportive. The thing is that Marty is not a sharer for good reason and she is a cops wife which nulls empathy after a bit. Its actually pretty well written. It only ever really breaks down when she goes over for a revenge fuck which honestly to me is the most out of character thing.

bags of sand

Wheres the concern?

>It only ever really breaks down when she goes over for a revenge fuck which honestly to me is the most out of character thing.
i don't think so
she was clearly attracted to rust from the first moment she met him, and not just in physical way

petite. small as possible in all regards. makes your horn look huge

Just imagine, in every western/rocky hiking area you walk through there's a half naked celebrity posing provocatively just around the corner