>Something seems off and far too Hollywood-ish from the very beginning, where we find the 16-year-old Dora (the earnestly conscientious, rather mature and nothing if not lively Isabela Moner)
>Although this franchise relies upon preteens for its core audience, upping the ages of its protagonists to a more hormonal demographic makes one imagine that prospective viewers have been exposed to at least mildly rugged Indiana Jones or Transformers-like action
>What keeps things alive, up to a point, is the imperturbable attitude of the titular heroine, who is invested with try-and-stop-me spirit by Moner, who's actually 18 and looks it despite preventive measures. The same goes for Wahlberg, who's 19. There's a palpable gap you can't help but notice between the essentially innocent, borderline-pubescent nature of the leading characters and the film itself, and the more confident and mature vibes emanating from the leading actors. The director seems to be trying to keep the hormones at bay, but there are some things you just can't disguise, perhaps human nature first and foremost. Dora seems committed to projecting a pre-sexualized version of youth, while throbbing unacknowledged beneath the surface is something a bit more real, its presence rigorously ignored. To be believed, this story should have been set in 1955.
100% guaranteed he had a solid stiffy the entire movie.
Xavier Miller
So the reviewer couldnt get past her sexy body to pay attention to anything else?
Logan Watson
He sums up the plot and then complains about how couldnt jack off while watching the movie i think is whats happening.
Logan Barnes
>ora seems committed to projecting a pre-sexualized version of youth, while throbbing unacknowledged beneath the surface is something a bit more real, its presence rigorously ignored.
Yeah all people with strong opinions about movies are pedophiles.
Jacob Flores
>Dora's grown up a bit >interracial cast >16-year-old Dora... nothing if not lively >titular heroine >actually 18 and looks it >palpable gap you can't help but notice >there are some things you just can't disguise, perhaps human nature first and foremost. >throbbing unacknowledged beneath the surface is something a bit more real, its presence rigorously ignored wtf Todd McCarthy you pedo she's only 18
>Wahlberg who is 19 What did he mean by this? Do they use a time machine to bring back Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch?
Jayden Scott
The thirst is awakening
Brandon Harris
>who's actually 18 and looks it despite preventive measures Is this reviewer giving me a free pass to jerk off to her during the movie, without feeling guilty?
Owen Perry
>Moner, who's actually 18 and looks it despite preventive measures she's been 18 for three weeks lmao holy shit what a fucking moron
Camden Reed
>IMPERTURBABLE
This review was fucking based and reminiscent of Ebert when he was drunk and ready to have another 3 hour pussy licking session with an asian prostitute which lead to his jaw cancer.
Zachary Long
Is this a psyop?
Blake Johnson
She looks the same as she did when she was 16, Why are Americans so puritanical?
Carson Rodriguez
He could said it much simpler "Decent flick but I wanted to fuck the little brown girl"
Christopher Lopez
All the reviewers are struggling to not openly talk about how hot Moner was.
Based Uncle Mark giving his nephew his sloppy seconds.
Jeremiah Nguyen
>Imparting the air of having been highly sanitized and thoroughly rinsed and wet >nothing if not.... *looks at Moners chest* lively >the titular destination. >while throbbing unacknowledged beneath the surface is something a bit more real, its presence rigorously ignored.
lol this review is so awesome I can't wait for this guy to be ritually castrated in the town square by the Feminencia on Twitzi.
>And you're gonna do this, right? For us. Remember all those dreams we talked about? We can't get there unless you do this, baby. I know, I know, but I need you right now. I need you to focus right here. I love you, you know that. And this here? This? This means nothing. This is just sex. You do this dog food thing for me, for us? And we're done. Never again. I don't wanna do the dog food thing! >But you're good at it, baby! Focus! You do this, and we're out. This is the last one. You promise? >Big time. Big time.
Liam Garcia
I feel the audience in the theaters is gonna be a weird mix of 8yo kids and guys in their 20s+
Gavin Brooks
Please tell me Isabella moner will be playing sexy McDonald girl ...
Yeah but his line about her being "18 and looks it" technically doesn't apply because she only just turned 18, she wasn't 18 for the movie.
Logan Nguyen
This is a troll.
Carter Cox
But she looks the same now as when she was 17. So he was kinda right.
Kayden Perez
Fuck, this review has reinforced that I have got to go see this. I was afraid that as hot as Moner is it wouldn't be able to overcome being de-sexed and in a lame kids lara croft movie.
Still not a paedo, unless she was a freak case of being prepubescent at age 15.
Mason Walker
He fucked up by saying she was 18 during the movie, but she could pass as one. Tbh it just sounds like he is struggling with his programming or can't call a 16/17 yo hot in his review
Honestly just sounds like the reviewer is a horny old man and got caught off guard seeing a brown girl.
Ayden Gonzalez
The point is right, but the implication that thinking she is hot was okay because she was 18 is wrong. Obviously she has looked the same since she was 14, just a little less baby fat and slightly sharper features in her face and more curves on her body
She thinks she has to, she has said she hates wearing a ton of make up. I really wish she knew just how naturally beautiful she was and dropped the heavy makeup.
Asher Cooper
Reminds me of a pic which had the same photo in the left half and the right half, I think both were of Ariel Rebel, and the left one said "14 YEARS OLD: PEDO" while the right one said "18 YEARS OLD: HOT".
And that's the reupload — the original was uploaded in March 2015, kek. Those songs are how I found Moner way back when, funny to see her career get so big.
Nathan Nelson
Ariel was already past her prime when she did that dumb short
Anthony Thompson
can you imagine dying and waking up next to that haha >hey sleepyhead
I first took notice of her in summer 2017 some time, when Transformers was coming out. Within 40 minutes of a thread and going on google, I made a folder. Fastest any celeb got a folder made.
It looks like someone designed a real life fuck doll.
Ayden Myers
those curves give me an urgent need to hold her tight is that normal?
Jonathan Jackson
Most of it is pretty fappable, plus some are duplicates when I wasn't sure if I already had something, or I found it in better quality. Once it got to like 1000 files I figured I ought to just make it a public service and collect everything there was so I could reupload it eventually
Jayden Collins
huehue I remember the day when we realized mods stopped banning for her beach pics
I think her original one-piece photo from instagram still has an autoban filter on it. Mine is edited. Same for those old super shadowy bikini instagram uploads, those had filters as well
Anthony Cruz
>i leave for 5 minutes and you retards get up to no good
yeah honestly i hate short hair on almost anyone but it suits her perfectly with long hair she's just an average boring whore 2 or 3, 4 if she takes those dumb buns out
She isn't fridgemode in that set, you just picked a single unflattering image. Look at this for a current look at her in "I have a movie to promote" body
She has visible hips, a slim waist and slender shoulders. That's a feminine body.
Levi Jackson
I can't believe I got banned for posting this. I was the first one and now it's fine... progress I guess
Dominic Gonzalez
check out oh ramona on netflix, that chick's even hotter
Parker Torres
>hormonal demographic
What did they mean by this?
Nicholas Robinson
>if her hips are slightly wider than her waist it can't be fridge mode! whatever guys, I'm not gonna drag this thread down into a giant argument keep fapping
the easiest way to circumvent an auto delete is to change one pixel in paint (you can change it back if you save the color, if you care about not having a random misplaced color pixel somewhere) the ban just goes for the hash, it doesn't actually look at the picture itself t. posted enough lgs to know
>why is the country founded by puritans so puritanical?
Colton Hill
She is going to be in some teen coming of age netflix bullshit based on some gay novel, and I guess one of the main guys in it is a nigger. So maybe in that, though I hope not.
Asher Gutierrez
inb4 a wannabe cosmetician starts screaming that everyone is a virgin and lists out random products he's heard of
Josiah Jones
Borrow a child, or go with a friend to a late night showing while high or drunk for “laughs”
Jacob Gray
goddamn I wanna smooch those lips why would you ever cover this face in 10cm of paint
Dora is supposed to be a little kid that you dont want to fuck, not an 18yr old whose pussy is just dripping all over the jungle drowning ants while her tits jiggle like juicy tropical mangos and dat firm yet invitingly soft ass braps to the call of the jaguar.
Matthew Foster
>he doesn't want to have a qt grill's tight pussy around his cock just if she's not 18
Allegedly had sex with her while she was 17 and claimed to have photos to leak, then the story got scrubbed. Allegedly.
Ethan Jones
She is skinny, more won't hurt her.
Jose Russell
what kind of dumbass gets to smash her and then tries to leak shit nigga what the fuck. especially when she is 17? do chads really not know when to stop and take moment?
Joseph Reyes
It wasn't "a load" it looks like it was like 15 lbs which she worked off in preparation for summer. During this livestream she said she was "looking a little boy shaped" and she had just worked out.
He was 20 and she was 17. And he was allegedly claiming to have pictures to he could release as if he could hold that over the studio to keep his job. The whole thing seemed like bullshit, but it was quashed pretty quickly so who knows.
Landon Richardson
He wasn't a chad, he was some skinny twink that actually acts super gay. I think the photo thing was supposed to be leverage to keep his job, like releasing them during production would ruin the movie, and then the production company had some hollywood fixer come explain to him that if he did tyrone would be wearing his face for a condom in jail
Kayden Williams
>threaten to create cp to blackmail others did he rob a bank by shooting himself too?
Jaxon Cox
So really it's 25lbs
Jack Bailey
i thought 20 yr olds were allowed to date 17 yr olds
Justin Taylor
Yes, to follow up on this post - allegedly
Hudson Hughes
It is correct
Blake Jones
Nah, we've already gotten bikini pics and a ton of photoshoots since then where she slimmed down. Motivated people, especially younger ones, can pretty easily move up and down in weight as they desire. It's more people who get a defeatist attitude and form a complex over it that struggle with weight.
Damn I didn’t realize there were so many spics on Yea Forums. White guys being this obsessed with brown girls isn’t that common(I know there are some, my brother is one of them) so to have this level of excitement over a 7-8/10 brown girl this place must be overrun with spic dudes. Or other mystery meat guys, maybe Indians I dunno. Not saying she’s not hot but most white guys who are around white girls, many of whom make this chick look average don’t get this worked up. Y’all need to simmer, I’m not saying I wouldn’t hit it, she looks fine, just that I saw 3 girls at the store earlier that look as good or better. Shes still a spic ffs get some perspective fellas.
What am I saying that’s so crazy? I’m not claiming she’s ugly or “knees to pointy would not bang”. She looks fine. You guys are just being a tad rediculous. She’s certainly not perfect or a 10/10. She’s a decent looking(overly young looking, which is fine just calling it like I see it) brown chick. So, I’m guessing(and since I don’t see anyone denying it I’m probably right) that most of you guys are brown yourselves. I rarely see white guys get so worked up about an above average brown girl. Call me a troll or a tranny if you want but I really don’t get what’s so crazy about what I’m saying. Not everyone is gonna be so obsessed with your waifu
Alright well I have nothing to say to that if that’s your only evidence. Weird attitude to have if anyone who doesn’t think this chick is the hottest girl to ever exist must be a troll. I assure you a great many people share that opinion. Once again I’m not even saying she’s ugly mate. Or even average. Just don’t get where you guys get the “perfect 10” thing from.
Jackson Collins
I know, you're right...I think it started sadly, she got much heavier recently
Christopher Clark
Sarcasm? Monerhaters lol
Cameron Turner
Most of her stuff is below the size limit, plus it's just a different audience and feel there.
