What the hell is this???

Shakespeare. Too kino for 90% of Yea Forums to handle.

A ghost written hack.

I wonder if you could smuggle that into English class? Come on teacher, it's Shakespeare!

t. not american

anacronistic shite

you should see Richard III (1995)

im afraid i just blue myself

Stacy Keach kino

oh I see they tried to do the same, I fucking hate this, if you set it in a different time period to cheapen the clothes then change the fucking name at least

A mixed bag of outstanding and try hard fail. Given that 99% of cinema is not even trying fail, it's a cut above.

And his ghost writer was a woman I assume?

Pleb filter, surprised to see it poster here actually

Titus is a great adaptation. Only thing I found annoying was the depiction of the Goths wearing those winged helmets and carrying shotguns.

>"and then that shit got cancelled!"

Good movie with some great performances. There are three or four sequences that are undistilled try-hard artsy bullshit, but you can just laugh at them and enjoy the rest of the movie.

Sometimes you need to just appreciate a film that doubles down on its ambitious pretensions instead of condescending to the layman

It's okay if you didn't understand it, the language is difficult.

>anachronistic romans covered in blue paint

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>TITUS
>formely CORIOLANUS

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No, it was a rich aristocrat that was his friend, the argument is based on how uneducated he was. Fucking incel, stop thinking everything around you is a plan from evil feminists.

I can vaguely recall reading a parody of this (“Tight-ass” IIRC) in Cracked or Mad about 20 years ago without realizing what the show was. One panel had the dad breastfeeding them with beer bottles taped to his chest, and another had the protagonist cleaning his huge teeth with a toilet brush.

Xeik Spir was actually ASIAN and KAWAII according to the Japanese

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Protip: a Google search for “tight-ass cracked” will not yield the results you seek.

is this about my boy pullo?

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I only finished it cus Jessica Lange was hot in it. Its dumb artfag shit though

I don't know a lot about the Roman empire's rules of succession, but the play already seemed to be anachronistic in the way the accession of Saturninus was depicted as requiring the senate's/people's vote.

BLUEFACE BABY

His father John was wealthy enough to send him to a good school, which he did. Shakespeare had a public school education steeped in classical literature from antiquity, which was not uncommon at the time. All his living contemporaries wrote eulogies to him and in every one they praise him as the best writer of the time. Why would Ben Johnston lie? He was a rival of Shakespeare, why would he praise him if there was even the faintest suspicion that he was a fraud? Fuck, just reading the plays it becomes very clear that they were all written by one person, the authors voice is consistent through 35+ plays. It's more likely you don't know a thing about what you are talking about, and you hate the idea of someone like Shakespeare being able to write such incredible prose that you can barley even understand. It makes brainlets seethe.

a stylistic film adaption of a play that largely remains a play at heart

What are the essential Shakespeare kino? (I thought Titus was decent, for visuals alone)

One of the better Shakespeare movie adaptations.

JRM gets naked in it