ITT: Filmmakers you think will define a generation

Why would anyone listen to a critic who cant even mix sound properly

see

So no argument, then? How expected.

Yet you don't like me criticizing you.

based or cringe?

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boring as fuck

I didn't even say Ralph is immune to criticism. You put words in my mouth and expected me to respond as if that was what I had said. You're just angry this guy's opinion is worth more than yours will ever be.

Your criticism is
>WELL YOU'RE NOT FAMOUS OR POPULAR SO WHAT DO YOU KNOW
Try harder.

Isn't he a pasta person?

>any opinion
>worth anything
go back

Your criticism is
>ANOTHER YOUTUBER WHO LIKES ENTRY-LEVEL PRETENTIOUS SHIT

Try harder.

Yet you seem to be highly interested in my opinion. And I thank you for it.

Man of Steel was one of his first reviews so he always does DC movies. The only exception was Shazam because he thought it was actually good. If you want his opinion on more artsy films watch his recommends series
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEjjP-o0QF-c-CL85kQVTFKJnPNayh_N_

You have given zero argument to counter that being exactly what he is. I'm waiting.

Yes, that's all the evidence we have him being. But this stupid slavshit keeps screeching kike and cites his face being the reason. But plenty of spaghetti shits and kikes looks the same, so it's a moot point.

>i'm waiting
He's won, just give up

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>he's giving me (You)s so he's interested in me
Goes vice versa, pal. You're not very good at this.

He's made all sorts of reviews for various different genres of movies, yet you single out Aquaman. It seems you're just focused on "entry-level pretentious shit."

I saw his Breathless video. It was awful.

Why?

More based than cringe

Thanks for the (You)

In the city of Based

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Infinitely better than the dogfucker at least.

Aquaman is the example I chose because it exemplifies that he is the typical
>SUPERHERO MOVIE BAD personality.
Just go to his Letterboxd and look at his favorite films. He's a typical pleb that shits on popular movies for the sake of it.

He spent most of the video giving a plot synopsis and shilling criterion, then talked about how the film was good because they shot in public (not new at the time) and improvised scenes (not new at the time) and used jump cuts (not new at the time). I fucking hate French new wave bullshit.

ralph "makes scorsese look lazy" sepe
ralph "suck my dick kubrick" sepe
ralph "orson welles fucking smells" sepe
based chad lad

>Ralph is a pleb because he doesn't like muh Aquaman

I apologize for my retardation. Everything has now become clear to me. I'm sorry it took me this long.

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>RALPH RECOMMENDS: A FAMOUS FILM THAT EVERYONE WHO KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT FILM SHOULDVE SEEN OR HEARD OF

seriously, the point of these videos seems to be him telling you about some niche indie arthouse film that may have flown under the radar or something, but each film he's done is imdb top 250 tier

He's a pleb because he his opinion, taste and personality is not original in the slightest.

I will let Ralph know to review world changing movies that nobody knows of except for him.

>he is opinion

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You know you have nothing to say when you result to pointing out typos.

This is why no one likes capeshit fans.
>If you don't like ALL of my shitty CGI wankfests then you're a pretentious faggot manbaby!
You're like fucking women only ugly and not fuckable.

He should have picked movies from the bottom 250, I agree.

I agree. Ralph could learn a lot from your opinion, taste and originality.

The conered rat bites the cat even knowing very well he has no chance of escape

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he is literally the nephew of this guy in goodfellas
(look up angelo sepe)

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>implying people watch Ralph for some highbrow film recommendations rather than just to see a charismatic, funny entertainer do his thing
I don't give a fuck that his insights can be labelled banal, frankly.

Nice sarcasm. Have your own opinion for once instead of watching YouTubers for validation, pleb.

I agree. They should give up and admit that shitting on Aquaman nullifies any reviewer's integrity.

>HEY GUYS WATCH THIS MOVIE THAT LITERALLY EVERY FILM BUFF HAS SEEN ALREADY
>AQUAMAN IS ABSOLUTE GARBAGE, WATCH MY 30 MINUTE VIDEO NITPICKING THE FUCK OUT OF IT
This is your guy.

>like you can do any better!
Truly the Model T of shitty fanboy counterarguments

Instead of liking or disliking Aquaman, I shall form my very own unique opinion. I no longer like or dislike. Henceforth I shall only bi-like.

holy shit, go back

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, DON'T INSULT MY SHITTY CAPESHIT MOVIE, REEEEEEEEEEEE

So basically you want Ralph to be an indie channel. But what if Ralph -omg consider this - enjoys reviewing popular movies as well? It's almost like he isn't your bitch.

You claim you want him to be original, but you just want him to be what you want him to be.

You're like one of those elderly people calling into a TV station asking them to change the program because it's too violent for you and you've got high blood pressure.

My problem is that he doesn't bring anything new to the table. Him, IHE and YMS are interchangable to me. He's popular because people agree with his opinions on a movie like "Fifty Shades of Grey". How insightful.

So who's your idea of a YT reviewer who does something new or interesting?

Big part of his popularity is the fact people enjoy him as an entertainer, his sketches, etc. Those dry video essayists have insights every bit as popular and banal as Ralph's (hur, Marvel succeeds more than DC cause of... CHARACTER! Civil War good, BvS bad!) but they are dry, self important charisma vaccums, hence being nowhere near as popular as Ralph

I only really like watching him for his absurd comedy and personality. I don't give a shit if he hates or loves the movie he's reviewing. I have my own opinions on what I like about movies.

Watching someone else's review won't change my mind

I don't watch many film YouTubers, so not sure. If anyone else has any reccs, I'd love to know as well.

I mean, of course.

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BASED
AF
CHAD
LAD

I have vivid, wonderful dreams about Ralph Sepe Jr. They start with me meeting him at a film school, and when he extends his smelly, oily Italian hand for me to shake, I grab his Jew curls and lift him off the ground. While he wildly flails his arms and legs, trying to hit me, I laugh at his impotent threats. The tears running down his face from the pain, humiliation, and frustration make me feel warm and comfortable. His voice, sounding like a real person who has inhaled helium, changes pitch, going higher and lower as i swing him from side to side. The entire crowd Macon paid to gather laughs uncontrollably at this squirming, pretentious manlet as I completely dominate his entire existence with minimal effort. The whole affair only ends when I slam his useless body on the ground, and stomp on his sweaty, brown cartoonish looking mutt head. Shortly thereafter, YMS and IHE , armed with tasers, aim and fire them angrily- at him as he screeches like the disgusting wop he is. I stomp on his head again and end his worthless life. They yell "CLEAR!" as they send voltage through his lifeless, distorted carcass. When the two YouTubers, the crowd, and I eventually wipe away the tears from laughing, and compose ourselves, we pose for pictures together with the little spaghetti kike's remains, like a fish we caught that is to small to covet, but we enjoy the experience anyway. Everyone leaves with a song in their heart and pictures of themselves with this useless, creepy little thing.

It says "he his", you dumb nigger can't even quote properly.

>ralph recommends: The shawshank redemption
>ralph recommends: 12 angry men
>ralph recommends: the godfather
>ralph recommends: citizen kane

gee thanks for the reccs you epic film buff!

You know you have nothing to say when you result to pointing out typos.

The comma actually goes before the closing quotation mark, not after.

It's not well meaning, i want to curb stomp that kike.
I will always hate that spaghetti eating kike.
Mate just look at his stupid face, that's the face of a skinny fat kike. He even said it in a video. That he is a kike.
Hello Bong. I haven't seen a chad lad thread for a while, i was worried that you are banned or some shit.

Based
This face needs to be bashed in by a blunt object.

I always hear Vera Lynn's 'We'll Meet Again' play at a defeaning volume everytime a Chad lad thread is archives.

his review of Reprisal with bruce Willis is god tier Though

Literally the only good post here. His most interesting videos by far are ones like his recommendations for Roar or Ran, movies that most people have even fucking heard of.

*haven’t

Of course we will, i can't just look at you spreading vile lies across the board. I need to do something to stop you and that kike.

Don't correct your own typos. There's some good samaritan in here who would have done it for you.

Every Frame a Painting
Except he knew when to stop, leaving behind some of the best critical piece of mind about cinema. His Chuck Jones video looks a shitload like my final essay. A suspicious amount. Maybe I'm a time traveler?.
Maybe the YT-showing-my-reaction-to-capeshit-channel was a mistake.

Why isn't he making more videos? Did he run out of originality and/or bottom 250 movies?

Get back to editing videos, Ralph
Fuck off

He finished film school, those videos are condensed versions of what's being teached.
He's working for some big art school in Amsterdam or something like that.

And as always, if you like what you've seen here and you wanna see more, click right here to see more.

Whoever has created this pasta, I gotta tell you you are baser as fuck

Source?

Thanks to him, I know what jencum is :^)

Akira Kurosawa vid, down in the comments, some youtube faggot asked him about his motivations behind the videos and he talked about his plans to finish school and such.
Hope he made it and not crashed in the Autobahn like most art students, he seemed to be in it for art itself though.

You sound a lot like a stalker.

>Autobahn

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It was originally for Warwick Davis. So many golden, underrated posts ripe for being readapted for other people like ralphthespaghettikike

how long before disney hires him?

that's what they do lately, hire smaller artmovie(?) directors and give them a chance at directing in MCU

>yfw @ralphsepe becomes a bigshot Hollywood director thanks to Disney

you got o do it the day when sepe directs spiderman 7

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What if Ralph saves Star Wars?

He would have to resurrect Star Wars because DB Weiss and David Benioff are about to bury it.

He graduated like in May or something.

kek

Tarkovski+Kubrick+Villenueve= X

X=Ralph!

He's the chosen one of cinema. He shall complete the medium.

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I didn't know of this guy until this thread. Just subscribed. Thanks bros.

To be fair, BASED RALPH makes content for the contemporaneous eager zoomer market. They are bound to not know about your boomer flicks.

Thank you BASED RALPH.

His movie sucks

X=T
Ralph=T

>They got T.

Wtf? Me too!

I hate his kike faggot face.

youtube.com/watch?v=uzuJSKvHUVI

Go fuck yourself? stay jealous hater idiot faggot incel bitch nigger!

This is Charles Stiles. Tell me a little bit about your restaurant.

It's garbage you are right.

Ralph, if you're reading tjis, pleaserspomd andltusknow wht kindofcotnet wecn ceptfrom you in thefrture,

Fire Hydrants

>He even said it in a video. That he is a kike
I rarely watch his videos but even I know that's his running gag. I heard him say he's a scientologist and a muslim, too

He's obviously some kind of italian but the really femmenine kind. For a bunch of racists you people sure can't tell races apart.

>racist can't tell races apart
>racist thinks all races are equal
>racist isn't racist

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>The alt-right is incoherent and ilogical

I know right

Jesus christ. Just look at his face, that's a face of a Jewish person. He is a kike 100%. Just look at his stupid face.

Jewish people don't have square faces or wide noses, he's a wop.

He is a spaghetti eating kike faggot.

Here is Ralph's review of The Room from his Requests Show:

>You know you have a deck of cards and Ace is the highest but Ace is also a One. Let's just look at that like a movie scale. So let's say The Dark Knight is a King, in terms of cards, and Grown Ups 2 is a Two. But The Room is so bad that it's below Two and it's a One, which makes it an Ace. Which means it's also the highest card in the deck. That's what The Room is.

>It's so bad that it manages to be the best thing ever.

Based Chad lads always come up with the best analogies.

The slav fears the Roman bull thus must besmirch him as a Hebrew, despite the fact that the Hebrew with his hawk nose is also the snow monkey's superior.

>So let's say The Dark Knight is a King, in terms of cards
What an infinite pleb lmao.

Say something patrician about a movie you enjoyed.

He is about as menacing as an ant on the road. That kike doesn't look tough or anything he is just getting skinnyfat and he has big head compared to his body. Like the pet shop toys.

>Ralph instead names an obscure 1930's Italian director
>gets called pretentious faggot
Can't win when it comes to jealous, seething faggots! You wish you were anywhere near as based as Chad lad Ralph!

>dark knight
Kek, he knows nothing. Poor kid.

You'd probably call me a kike too just cause I have very dark brown hair and eyes.

Based. Here's a sexy treat.

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Are you the chad lad poster?

Yes, I am the based Bong.

Give us your review of the Dark Knight, or of any movie you like. Then make a good analogy using said movie to make a point about another movie you're reviewing

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Wow, fuckign incredible! Forget orange and teal and even fucking FORGET the neon red and green aesthetic.

BASED RALPH comes forth with a revolutionary colour palette for the new age! Lime and Rose!

Incredible? Yes

Trascendental? Yes

Ralph Sepe? YES!

I probably wouldn't call you a kike, just highly delusional. Also you are not based. I guess that kike's telekinetic powers are really frying your brain.
CUNT

Yes! Yes. Our Chad lad is absurdly based!

I don't like The Dark Knight. I won't be making any analogies, i'm just laughing at his terrible taste.

Ralph Sepe Jr. is not a real man! Allow me to explain. 6 years ago I was hired to do some carpentry work on the set of a movie being made in the backwoods of Georgia. My crew and I were tasked with building a house which would be burnt down at the end of the movie. The job seemed to be pretty straightforward until my buddy started pointing out weird things about the floor plans. Secret rooms, a hidden tunnel, peep holes in the walls, just a lot of weird stuff. We figured ok whatever they maybe needed these things for the story or something. So we go about building this house. Halfway through this black limo pulls up to the set and Ralph Sepe Jr. pops out. He runs right up to me and starts screaming. "You idiot! You retard! These nails are iron they should not be iron!" And I remember he touched the nail and it seemed to burn him. Now that was really odd. He went around inspecting all the corners in the house. Specifically the corners. At this point I was legitimately spooked. It just didn't feel right. But the money was so good. My buddy and I stayed late trying to get the job done so we could get away from this place. It was at exactly midnight that we heard a howling sound coming from the woods right by the house.

I grabbed the glock from under my truck seat and when I turned around I saw him. Ralph Sepe Jr. Pail as a ghost with red glowing eyes. He opened his mouth and inhuman sound poured out. I fired off a couple rounds but they seemed to pass right through him. I yelled to my friend but he didn't respond. I had no choice but to leave him. I drove straight home, packed, and moved across country that night. I never heard from my friend again.

Sometimes I look at the news in the areas around that place. A couple small towns. There are always reports of missing children and pets and posters of Tarantino films covered in semen.

I want to laugh at yours.

Look the image i found. It's RALPH.

Wow!

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Can I, too, have an image of Ralph?

my taste is impeccable

I don't if ownership is for me to provide since you would have to attain either a license or permission from the man : BASED RALPH himself... Sorry to dissapoint.

But! I am actually able to loan you this one, enjoy my friend for it is; Yes, you guessed it: BASED RALPH!!!

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an alright guy if i do say so myself

I like his videos and he seems like a cool guy, but when he talks about film theory it sounds like it's something he just learned that day in Film School.
I don't doubt that he's enthusiastic in his work, but it sometimes comes off as disingenuous when he talks about abstract concepts in film.
It almost seams as if he's regurgitating what his professors told him.

Are you retarded? everything learned is teached? what's your fucking point you idiot fuck faggot idiot incel nigger?

Me.

hmm

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HOLY BASED!

This. I'm gonna be the voice of my generation

This thread is going in my wank bank.

i like his mr rolex video

Disgusting

Don't lower yourself to his level.

Wow I see he updated it out of embarrassment.
6 months ago his favorite movies were Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, and Full Metal Jacket.

/ralphthevlogmaker/ thread?

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How did you not know about world renowned prostitute Ralph "the softest mouth in the south" Sepe?