Who could even watch this without thinking about how fucked up their faces are the entire time...

>what is nostalgia

Smith has awful fat guy who lost a bunch of weight gaunt aids face now. Mewes just looks fuckin weird and has distracting dentures. It’s just sad st this point watching these elderly men still doing their stupid LOL STONER DUDE 420 LOOKIT MY WACkY CATCHPHRASES

All this movie is going to do is show how irrelevant Kevin Smith is now, so I can't fathom why he thought it was a good idea. Maybe like user said probably only done for Mewes, because Smith tends to do shit for other people for no reason but because they want to (his daughter, for instance).

I can't fault the guy I guess for being in that place where he can just do what he wants and not give a fuck, but this seemed like a really poor choice.

And yeah, Mewes looks fucking sick. That isn't just age.

yea, i might watch it if it pops up on one of the streaming services. i probably wont last long though because i'm sure their faces will just keep me from getting into it. also, 2bh i was never really into them but i still watched the other movies for the fuck of it.

Nostalgia is the absolute worst meme of them all. If you are nostalgic about anything or if you actively look to "feel nostalgia" then you should be shot in the face.

>why do slackers never change and grow?!
is it really that hard?

Trainspotting 2 sucked ass

So, they're really going through with it? I always figured Smith would have a coronary that would keeping him from making another Jay and Silent Bob movie. How is Smith going to keep that stupid expression on his face for an entire movie?

Maybe try not being a bitter cunt and get some friends so you can get nostalgic about times you've spent together and had fun.

Sounds like you should just kys you salty faggot.

>mewes fucked on heroin for 15 years
>smith FINALLY calls mewes to tell him he needs to get off the smack
>mewes cries about how he cant even act anymore because his face is jacked
>smith tells mewes to do something else like writing or directing
>mewes cries about how he doesnt have any money because he shot it all into his arm
>smith proposes reboot so mewes can get life back on track
>mewes dgaf agrees and wants that heroin money cause he's still a junkie
>this shitty movie gets made
fucking mewes is probably still poking his arm on loans from his drug dealers after the check from this movie comes in and dude is going to vanish again.

You're ignoring the fact Smith did the same thing with Clerks 2. It walked the line of wearing out its welcome and still being fun. However, there didn't exist an unholy SJW agenda like today, so the new movie will be massive disappointment. The only people that will like it are the SJWs that influenced it but didn't watch it.

Then again, I could just be talking out of my ass; I haven't seen a trailer or anything.

>How is Smith going to keep that stupid expression on his face for an entire movie?
i just realized that as silent bob he actually made that face all the time in the movies. it just looks weird on his now skinny face and it's strange that he has such little self-awareness that he doesnt realize that making that face in every picture looks stupid.

You have a point.

Kevin just does it to help out his junkie bro, just like Bowie helping out Iggy Pop in the 80's

Kevin Smith films are for retards.

God,Zoolander 2 was fucking thrash

kys

oh you mean like Clerks 2?

im not even him but you might actually be a retard if that got you mad

I don't think he's doing it for Mews, they both have been doing a touring podcast for years. Kevin is doing this because Clerks 3 fell through due to a necessary actor refusing to do it.

The only time these characters were good was in Clerks (the original) and it's because they were limited in screen time.

Randall in case anybody is wondering. Without him there's no way you have a Clerks movie.

how is that guy making money nowadays

>"Anderson stated he had moved out of Los Angeles and into a "retirement community in the mountains" where he is "the youngest person there by 20 years."
From his wiki page. I guess he made enough money and retired, so Randal's probably doing fine these days without working.

What a bitch. Why would he give up about a million bucks? Like, what the fuck else is he doing with his life?

>I guess he made enough money and retired, so Randal's probably doing fine these days without working.
honestly, how lazy do you have to be to not go work 6 months to make a movie. sounds more like the dude gets off on being able to fuck everyone else over. like who even wants to be "that guy" that stops everything? i think most people would do it even if they didnt want to so they could avoid being "that guy".

maybe he just dislikes Kevin Smith

mallrats too. like you really wanted to see more of them but smith should have been smarter about it and kept them as periphery characters in other movies.

Mewes has looked the same for years, Smith just looks older I don't see what looks so "fucked up" about their faces? This movie is going to be shit but the way they look will be the least of its problems.

No you're right. Mewes says he has no memory of shooting Jay and Silent Bob and Smith went on to say that he wanted a movie where he could enjoy shooting with his best friend. Mewes was too up and down during the first film and really brought everybody down.

It's his dentures. It makes him look bizarre.

I always forget that movie. Prime Shannen Doherty though.

>no u
Well played, kid

>maybe he just dislikes Kevin Smith
yea, this is really the only logical explanation. i bet smith made that dude feel like such shit at some point that now that he can fuck with smith he's not missing the opportunity.

Apparently working for Smith fucking sucks. I can imagine why but I have no context and there's little credible dirt on the dude.

did you have an unhappy childhood? i wouldn't feel nostalgia either

>you might actually be a retard if that got you mad
It might actually be Kevin Smith you're replying to. That nigger gets butthurt over everything.

Have you ever thought that maybe the reason he didn't want to do a third film is because it would be self referential garbage especially after the second one. They already ended their story, there is nothing left to say.

Noone wants to see these old fucks try to be the same they were 20 years ago, it's just sad.

As long as they acknowledge it and make jokes about it it should be fine. However considering how sensitive these guys have gotten I'm not so sure that will happen.

>Apparently working for Smith fucking sucks
>I have no context
Well you obviously had some or else this claim is entirely baseless

Randall guy asked for the rights to make a Clerks adventure game but they refused, so now he refused to play Randall.

Game was made though, Randall's monday or something. it wasnt very good.

He got fucked hard on his Clerks 2 deal by the studio. He has said he'd do 3 if the studio makes it right.

His lips look off, too. I don't know how better to describe them, but his lips look circumcised.

why the fuck do there need to be infinite sequels to everything? can't things just end? good on randall saying no so he can enjoy his boomer lifestyle away from hollyweird.

Watch your fucking mouths kids, I could kill both of you with my bare hands.

I remember reading he barely wanted to do 2 and through the power of Hollywood Jew accounting he never saw a dime from it

They both look like incomplete pod-people versions of themselves. Its eerie

"Remember when" is the lowest form of conversation. *stabs plate*

>his lips look circumcised
kek

shit so he's been doing heroin since 2001? wtf. probably even before then since it was already bad during the first jay and silent bob movie.

Thank god shitposting on a shithole forum is above that.

I usually like Kevin Smith (especially his podcasts) and I enjoy Jay and Silent Bob and even watched Tusk and Yoga Hosers, but the trailer for this new J&SB made the movie look horrible. Not that Kevin has ever been a highbrow writer/director, but every scene was just someone saying "fuck" as if it's still the most shocking, naughty thing you can say, and enough to carry the film. Even little kids these days wouldn't watch a movie just for that.

Sadly true. Guys a lifetime user if I’ve ever seen one. Fact of the matter is, if he’s been shooting fentadope daily or semidaily for decades, he’s never fucking coming back

Its pretty amazing that Mewes went from pretty attractive guy as recently as Clerks 2 to exactly what you’d expect some guy under the bridge willing to suck your dick for $10 to look like.

I had an old girlfriend who was so hot for Jason Mewes. I wish she’d lived to see him now.

Why the fuck doesn't he just make another grainy black and white film? It would hide how old/different they look, and it would get the series back to its roots. He can even write inane banter about Disney nuWars and the MCU.

I'm googling for sources because my mind is fuzzy and I'm discovering very little to support my claim. Turns out Anderson's woes were money related, not work-related as he did team up with Smith once more to shoot Zack and Miri. So hell, it's anyone's guess at his point why he won't do it.

>I wish she’d lived to see him now.
F

They did do this. It's called How High.

>I had an old girlfriend who was so hot for Jason Mewes. I wish she’d lived to see him now.
just because she's dead to you doesn't mean she actually died

>literally the only movie that did this right was Trainspotting 2
What about BR2049?

>I wish she’d lived to see him now

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>I wish she’d lived to see him now.
S

F

How did she die?

Smith really fucked up by not rewriting the story to turn Jay & Silent Bob into a couple former drug dealers now hooked on their own stuff and down on their luck. I mean, Jay was already super comfortable talking about sucking dick, the entire movie could have been about them sucking their way to Hollywood and meeting all the other people who are super successful due to not doing drugs.
Then they meet Shannen Doherty and Jay's like "Awwwwww look its Rene! hey Rene you look like shit, you also been sucking dick under bridges like crazy for cheap as fuck crack? and she slaps him (a tooth shoots out his mouth) and yells "I HAD FUCKING BREAST CANCER YOU ASSHOLE!" and then she storms off, and Bob's like "Happened after she had her horse castrated when it got a boner around her parents, God don't like us cutting off big balls eh." and Jay is like "yeaaaaaaaaaaaah while nodding yes."

>Zoolander 2 was fucking thrash

I never did see it, what made it so bad?

*breathes heavily*

>Bob's like "Happened after she had her horse castrated when it got a boner around her parents, God don't like us cutting off big balls eh."
his name is silent bob. he cant have dialogue
Jay is like "yeaaaaaaaaaaaah while nodding yes."
you want him to say "while nodding yes"? the jay and silent bob reboot sounds perfect for you.

Pretty sure they're metal heads

god I wish my exes were dead

they smoke pot, rap, and worship nigger music. they're wannabe niggers.

yea, real shame when your imaginary gfs leave you and also when they dont die

uhh yeah bruce willis and then rebel willis and then uh yeah dude uhh man.... so workin with leonard nemoy... wow fuckin star trek fuck fuck.... so how's that new lgbtq+ batman reboot coming along? fuck yeah man i'm hype, you suck that dick batman! haha! snootchie bootchies.

>movie basically tries to pretend the characters have been frozen for 20 years
dumb and dumber to didn't pretend that, it straight up explained what was going on with Lloyd pretending to be a vegetable for 20 years as a joke

>with Lloyd pretending to be a vegetable for 20 years as a joke
kek.

5yrs ago gf, imaginary gf, what’s the difference really

youtube.com/watch?v=Qwyo6C87zdE

Seriously this movie is much better than it has any right to be

the fact that you're a normalfag who should go back

The fat one isn't fat anymore, and that kills the character

The young cool wigger is now an old man pervy looking white man.

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>"Everyday the future looks a little bit darker. But the past, even the grimy parts of it, well, it just keeps on getting brighter all the time.”

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I sadly would not be surprised if mine was. She was cutting herself while we dated and almost bled out just before we met.

>dying from attention whoring
gotta be a horrible way to go

>first movie ends with zoolander married to the main chick and having a son along with his school being built. movie fades to black
>second movie opens immediately after the first fades to black
>the school gets consumed in a landslide and zoolander's wife is killed, and custody of his son is taken away
>movie proceeds to be another story about secret model conspiracy
>most of the jokes from the first one are repeated
I think that's what he means by frozen, in that their character development is frozen and they're exactly the same people they were in the first movie only now they're geriatric

Isn't mewes sober now for years?

>I think that's what he means by frozen, in that their character development is frozen and they're exactly the same people they were in the first movie only now they're geriatric
I know what he meant bro
My point was in dumb and dumber they literally WERE frozen because Lloyd spent the 20 years between movies sitting in a chair pretending to be a vegetable

>most of the jokes are repeated, but worse

>The fat one isn't fat anymore, and that kills the character
His name is Silent Bob, not Chubby Joe.