>alita bad
>bombalita
>flopalita
>cringalita
>trashalita
>not even close to source material
>characters all wrong
>story line a mess
>plot drags
>scenes too short
>hard to follow
>felt rushed
>acting terrible
>character development shallow
>cgi is cancer
>worst uncanny valley ever
>Nothing animated was believable. Alita's eyes are large as dinner plates ffs.
>Hugo so dumb he manages to die not once but twice.
>Zapan a bitch.
>Dr. Ido beta cuck.
>*ahem* Chiren in bed with Vector.
>Iron City is retarded. Why didn't residents just leave?
>Motorball is as gayer then AIDS.
>The disappearing burrito. IMMERSION RUINED!
>Cameron is such a hack.
Yet
>94% Rotten Tomatoes
>7.4/10 IMDB
>/ABAG/ #1-100 most recent large trove of Yea Forums related OC
>Broke Fox and IMAX box office records
>Developed a massive global fan base
>Became a cult classic overnight
>/ALITA/ #101-560+ something to extreme become opposite
>Received extended run in select theaters
>Top selling bluray/digital release summer 2019
< We are here. >
>Alita II announcement
>rinse repeat
>Alita III announcement
>rinse repeat again
How can a such a cancerous movie be so well loved by the masses while hated with a passion by so few? It makes no sense. What is the deal with Arita: Battle Angel?
/ALITA/
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Cringe. Fpbp.
Sneed's feed & seed
>fpbp your own post
Instantly unbased (formerly based)
That's not how it works you underage newfag.
wow, what an embarrassing post that guy just made
It’s interesting to watch denial accumulate in this fashion. It’ll be interesting to see what happens as if continues to accumulate. Will it break or will it simply continue to accrete?
based and Alitapilled
>Developed a massive global fan base
Wrong. A small group of circlejerking weebs is not a "massive global fanbase"
>94% Rotten Tomatoes
Only 60% from critics, which is the more meaningful score that doesn't get rigged all the time
>Received extended run in select theaters
It did not
>Top selling bluray/digital release summer 2019
No, that's Captain Marvel
>Alita II announcement
Never ever, Terminator Genisys made the same amount as Alita on a smaller budget and was considered a failure. Alita sequels are dead
alita!
>fan base is smoll
False
>Paying attention to critics
lmao
>No ext. run anywhere
False
>Not a top selling dvd
False
>There won't be a sequel
Pure delusion, just like the rest of your post.
based. how can alitafags even recover?
how da fug she looks so young
@118787868
The levels of cope here lmao.
Yup. Gotta give this a based. Ahh fuck it, have a red pilled too.
ashita
You're delusional, the movie flopped and it's not a top selling DVD
I'm the same way. Gonna hit the wall hard when I'm 40 just like my dad though.
You're dizzy my friend. Have a seat.
Fuck you, I liked it.
based
cringe
she's a hotter Aubrey Plaza
Thanks for proving my point, bud
>user still seething over having to eat the bluray last week
COPE!
Big, big cringerino right here, buddy
Why does this dude keep making these embarrassing posts?
sequel never.
AHAHAHAHA
>STFU BEFORE I WRAP MY LEGS AROUND YOU AND DRAIN YOU
literal autism. I also think alitafag don't really believe what they're saying and are in it just for the meme, which is embarassing. Imagine being such a contrarian faggot that you'd waste your days talking about a single 'film' every day. What is there left to discuss? Yea Forums doesn't need this shit
Why does the face look like some sort of plastic
what do you mean? shes a real girl...isnt she?
Most animes have a larger fanbase than alita. Most animes only get the one run. Most animes don’t cost 200m.
Yeah sure user whatever your heart desires
my heart desires to fill alita with my cum and make her my cum slave
Trips and it shall be yours
people feel threatened by alita
Don’t you have a meetup to get to fatty?
no bullying here please
Literal autism. I also think hate Alita fags don't really believe what they're saying and are in it just for hating a meme, which is embarrassing. Imagine being such a contrarian faggot that you'd waste your days posting about hating a single 'film' every day. Why are these dickless Alita hating Discord trannies even here? Yea Forums doesn't need this shit
>flopalita
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEING for 3 months
have sex, incel hahaha
>he's a GoTfag
back to plebbit OP
Wooooow that fucking post is embarrassing. Literally never reply to me ever again.
I saw this for the first time last night and I was absolutely SHOCKED at how good it was.
Alita Battle Sequel, when?
inb4 moved
>what could you do to my ass with such a little thing user?
>Game of Thrones is a successful show
he likes game of leftists hahahahahah kys OP
so did the hard copies already release? i'm living under a rock, pls help
Based. Alita was a decent popcorn flick but of course I've had sex before
wat embarrassing posts?
I just finished reading Battle Angel Alita and Last Order.
What do now?
No, really, go there and ask.
Best movie this century
see
Hes a brie larson fan its expected
Alita's going to Panzer your Kunst real good.
Daaaamn this dude keeps making embarrassing posts and even got his discord tranny friends in here. Yikes.
If you wanted to shill Alita you could have just done it normally
Goblina
Look at her with all of her parts on full display to her father. Alita is extremely lewd.
*AHEM*
FUCK HATERS AND ALITA BERATERS.
FUCK LEWDS AND ASSHOLE RUDE DUDES.
FUCK JANNIES AND DISCORD TRANNIES.
FUCK OFF TOPIC HACKS AND AD HOMINEM ATTACKS.
FUCK WAIFU FAGS AND HALF IN THE BAG.
Based
"faggot"
Have my (You) based weeb
I know this board is anonymous but, with your mental condition, I would consider more time offline.
I'd blitzkrieg her panzer kunt if you catch my drift.
so based
she hot
Did the movie ever showcase the 'Octopus lips'?
based
comfy bump
Weren’t in the movie. Cameron thought the giant anime eyes were the character’s defining trait.
SEQUEL NEVER EVER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
kinda
If the movie was really that good, then why are the discord trannys so defensive about it?
>the black leather suit
cozy bump*
Mars Chronicle, Aqua Knight and Eden
I know I shouldn't, but I'm seriously wondering whether I should buy one of the detailed figures.
What is the scale?
It says 1/6, so that's quite decent.
>sequel never
oh no that sucks
Cringe as fuck
Goblina
Best line in the movie?
>Sweetheart, you are.
Most autism friendly movie of the year.
"faggot"
What a drone lmao go back to your discord retard
Would actual autists want to see this?
Yes, as proven by the existence of the Alita general.
Its literally 5 tards spamming its a flop. Everyone else either liked it or doesnt give a shit.
I'm female you incel
Why people see movie so many time?
Being delusional is not an argument, user.
alita is cute, the movie was great and i hope i had alita robogf.
I wonder if it's time to upgrade my TV to 4K yet, there's a lot of kino appearing in that format and I have a feeling this movie will look amazing at that resolution.
considering the same thing, have a few 4k discs piling up
Is that why it flopped? Only actual fans saw it multiple times?
>Ito builds body for his daughter
>Work of intricate art
>selflessly gifts it to Alita
>she manages to get it sliced to bits while trying to prove herself
What a selfish cyborg she is.
>reddit spacing
Opinion: discarded
>53 on metacritic
AHAHAHAHAH
In one week we can compare the sales numbers between Alita and Captain Marvel.
she thought it would've been as durable as her former super armor. overestimated a pretty thing for being suitable for battle. :)
You forgot >THEY KILLED A DOG ONSCREEN
But it was offscreen
this thread is severely lacking in Rosas
> > 118786750
Can you imagine being such a faggot that you are unable to stroke your dick to sweet bug eyed robot pussy?
This faggot's not even gonna get a (You)
And then there's me: Z A P A N
La goblina
Lies.
Rosa is top qt
Excellent movie, but I might wait for the 4k blu ray to go down 5 bucks. I did see it twice in theaters after all.
His body looks so fuckin good.
>reddit
You have to go back.
No you aren’t, tranny.
All latino are mutts by default. Go breed with them if that's what you are into.
what was off screen?
Have sneed
>calls the actress playing alita a mutt
You know that's the same as calling alita a goblina too, right, retard?
>(you)sing that meme
I do not think it memes what (you) think it memes.
>they killed a dog
>but it was off-screen
>but they actually didn't kill the dog
>that was off-screen too
inception
it should had been a tv show and not a movie
too much content to show in just 2 hours
Should have been released like 10 years ago so prime Riley Mason could play Alita in the porn parody version.
Yes, Alita is a mutts, a cute mutt is still a but.
>I'm a smooth brain who can't think beyond 1st degree
It meme exactly what I want to meme
>Alita II announced
>Alita III announced
>James Cameron sequels
>implying they will ever be made
You can’t be that delusional
>even if they do get made it means avatar will never ever get sequels
Avatarfags about to be destroyed
>somehow finds a picture that is uglier than the cgi
>94% Rotten Tomatoes
From the audience. And most of those are from big accounts and shills spamming reviews.
>7.4/10 IMDB
See above.
>Broke Fox and IMAX box office records
It was suppose to break 500M and failed.
>Became a cult classic overnight
To who? Shills that post Pepe’s of Alita on Facebook? Literally no one is talking about Alita because no one gives a shit.
>Sequels!
Green Lantern was greenlit a sequel too.
>$500M
*AHEM*
$700 BILLION
Imagine her doing this after giving you the best handjob of your life.
COPE
reminder: flopped
>flopped
Nope.
Alita wasn't even close to flopping.
>cost to make and market $180M
>gross box office $404M
>theaters take $200M
>$24M profit
The movie made millions no matter how the numbers are crunched.
get
the
fuck
out
of
my
Yea Forums
you
book
reader
Until your paying the bills for Hiroshimoot's servers this is also "my" Yea Forums too, buddy.
Is Cameron still paying you to shill?
>my
>Yea Forums
>implying waifufags are paid to shill a flop
We do it for free silly.
FLOP
L
O
P
At least you admit it's a flop
>I'm happy to know there will never be a sequel
OOF
Hope you have a therapist session set up in the next few years.
She looks like a goblina here.
>he thinks there's gonna be a sequel
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
A cute goblina
I love her ball punching video. I still fap to it.
SEQUEL NEVER EVER
OH NO NO NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hire me cameron
What did Cameron mean by this?
What did Christoph Waltz mean by this?
>schlopalita
cringe
It was a good movie if you can stomach the shitty Hugo(ne) love story. /ABAG/ threads were fun, if you filtered the shitposting tripfags.
>its good if you can stomach the absolute worst thing about it
uh... huh...
>3dpd getting this jealous over /our girl/
It's funny, because all they have to do is act more innocent and traditional, and actually act like they care about the guy they claim to love, and there wouldn't be any competition. But nah Imma keep acting like a slut and complain when guys start showing less interest in me and act like a petty cunt.
Based
>Only 60% from critics, which is the more meaningful score that doesn't get rigged all the time
I haven't seen this movie and don't really care, might watch it someday. If you really believe critic scores are any less "rigged" than user scores, you are a blind moron.
its a movie where they abandoned domestic marketing. so that meant no ads on movie blogs. so the reviews were accurate.
>professional reveiwers and critics are unbiased and write whatever they feel
>t. literal retard
your_opinion_discarded.jpg
when they aren't risking their ad revenue, yes.
watched it yesterday
It was okay. Very pretty movie.
>stay safe cyber-pupper
>we all know
4K HDR is bossu 55" minimal or 65"+ if you can afford it.
>Weird Science at #3
Baste
>critics and reviews are only paid to write good reviews
>they aren't paid to write bad reviews
nah. (you)'re a literally retard with no understanding of the industry.
Alita not smashing the box office is proof that normies will eat up any shit that Disney serves up. Look at The Lion King for an example. People are zombies.
>its a conspiracy! You just don't understand!!
You have autism.
cute/10 wood click
>says there is a conspiracy to write good reviews for ad revenue
>says there is no conspiracy to write bad reviews for bolstering ad revenue of movies with good reviews
>t. R E T A R D
>Brie Larson playing a character that inspires little girls everywhere
>tfw Rosa Salazar will never experience that feeling
>tfw little girls aren’t inspired by Alita
I dunno which of the two is worse.
It's called Disney marketing and Alita was too violent for kids.
>ad revenue is a conspiracy!
autism and crippling mental retardation? checks out for an alitafag
Litta :3
i like how that kid has a nicer ass than bree
>Tilly Lockey Receives Alita: Battle Angel Bionic Arms
youtube.com
Kek
>>Top selling bluray/digital release summer 2019
>No, that's Captain Marvel
Cringe
When Ido bought parts from Hugo did Ido have knowledge of Hugo selling jacked parts?
I wish they had kept the bit from the manga where he builds Alita's first body out of dead hooker parts.
>tfw may never see Alita in theater again
why even live?
It's been 5 months already. Can you people just shut the fuck up about this boring and uninteresting movie?
Why are you here?
I WOVE AWITA UwU
a man of exquisite taste
Oh wow, that's based.
has it ever been irrefutably determined whether or no she have an robo pusy?
Sneed
looks good
C O P E Alitafag
at least it wouldn't get poop on it
To help reach the bump limit quicker, so i can stop seeing this hobgoblin in the catalog
More will get more greenlit. Believe in Jim because he's always believed in it.
>yes! the thread finally hit bump limit, haha take that alita posters!
>new thread pops up
lol
>posting "cope" as an attempt to rebut to facts
yikes
SEQUEL NEVER EVER
HAHAHAHAHA
>I still haven't watched
Should I just go ahead and get it over with?
Alitafag SEETHING
>Of course you should user.
FUCK THE HATERS!
NEVER EVER
Don't get tricked into watching bad movies user
>alita bad
Well of course, why isn't it getting a sequel then?
FUCK THE HATERS!
Baste
Based
Cringe
Audio is amazing on the bluray. Theater should have sounded like this. Why can't theaters have better sound?
>Forcing Yea Forums paying for Blu ray to Disney
Kys ali/trash/
she is a feminist whore that hates men
>implying
the dialogue was a little cheesy
>coping
Why did Vector kill motorball dude by burning his face off with a blow torch? That was just mean. Could of just shot the guy.
>Why didn't Iron City's residents just leave?
Because they were uneducated peasants. They couldn't survive in the wilderness. They couldn't even salvage URM technology.
Did you see many guns in Iron City
cringe but based
Buy the bluray and no one gets hurt user. Its only $20. That's a small price to pay for kino don't you think?.
Vector could have used a rocket war hammer at least.
I finally saw Alita, and all I can say is...what a pile of trash!
>Alita is basically cyborg Superman. There's no stakes when you're one of the most powerful fighting machines ever created
>Iron city was basically steam punk High School Musical; a glossy post-apocalyptic city full of teens
>terrible villains, terrible characters
>Christopher Waltz's character looked more like a dentist than a doctor trying to survive in a post-apocalyptic city
The only reason Alita got any traction on this board is because of all the weird waifu people. The worst part is that Alita is a preview of how the new Avatar movies are going to be. Shallow story, shallow characters, pointless action, but lots of blue waifu material! pass
GALLY
This
Alitacels make me want to massacre them
>being this shallow and vapid
your post
>being damage control
Maximum cringe
Careful with that edge before you cut yourself.
Yoko, only true fans will understand.
>Maximum cringe
>Does it bother you I'm not completely human?
God she was so fucking perfect back then, the scenes she was in were mostly crap but I still love that one she did with Allie Sin.
nag
>being so new doesn't know how to hide a thread
It's more fun doing this
hnngggg
>implying another alita thread won't be made after this one
THIS IS NOT
THIS IS NOT A
SWAN SONG
SWAN SONG
SWAN DIVE
But thats the best part of anal!
CHUCK THE HATERS
AWEETA PWEASE BE MY BOO BOO UWU XD XD UWU
fpbp
Actually watched this the other night after all this time. What the fuck is wrong with the alitafags? This was a horrendously bad movie.
>80
>>gross box office $404M
>>theaters take $200M
The studio cut is not close to 50%. Your numbers are out your ass.
Has there been any news about the flan?
Flopped confirmed and sequel never. Everyone is moving onto new projects. Keep sinking your money into multiple BDs ya incels!
She isn't real and will never love you.
This
They can't keep their own server alive but think they're getting a sequel.
*texan accent*
I LOVE YOU BAYYBBBEEEE
Utterly based.
This is the part where you Sneed.
Now we Mask post too.
based, mouse shill tourusts can killthemselves and fuck off(in that order)
based
easy way to spot discord trannies
>tfw you were only able to see it in IMAX once
Fuck regular showings, I'd literally kill to see it in IMAX 3D again. Shit was so good.
Back off cowboy she's mine!
Stay seething Alitafags
The only posters seething in this thread are you impotent alita hating retards. The movie was a success. The bluray is out. Sequel is coming. These threads are going nowhere. All you haters can do is seethe and cope. How terrible that must be for you.
You didn’t use enough of the Yea Forums signature words in your post, thus, you exposed yourself as an outsider.
Imagine posting this retardation. How embarrassing.
As an alitafag you don’t really have much in the way of grounds to assert intellectual superiority.
You need to be 18 to post here kid.
Why bother projecting when it’s so transparent?
>floplita is an absolute abomination of an adaptation
>performs appallingly at the box office
>trust me guys, there will be a sequel!
Well, I'm convinced
Give the alitaboys a break. It's just a dumb kids movie it's not like there are adult men who like this.
I used to like the Transformers when I was a kid too, all sorts of dumb cartoons.
FUCK THE HATERS
>/ALITA/
I can't watch that. Tilly makes me cry when I see how positive she is and makes me feel like such a piece of shit.
He probably thought Hugo dug them out of the scrap yard.
FUCK THE HATERS
Was digging stuff out of the scrapyard a good business? Seems like most of Iron City worked in the factories. The story seemed to make out Iron City surviving off the scrap yard. It doesn't make sense though if Iron City was supplying Zalem. I would think more resources would have been needed to perpetuate the cycle.
It's a flop, stop shitting up the board. Sage.
>not even close to source material
then it's shit
In the manga the factories and farms were all mostly automated. The people living under Salem were basically prisoners but Salem dropped enough supplies to keep a nearly limitless amount of people fed, along with toxic waste. The only reason people stayed is because it was literally impossible to leave for anyone who wasn’t a citizen of Salem.
In the movie it’s all just a ridiculous nonsensical clusterfuck.
Iron City sounds like a real shit hole. Why couldn't people leave exactly? We they under guard, couldn't survive in the wilderness?
50% cut going to the theaters sounds about right though.
People flocked to Iron city after the fall, because it was the only Sky city left standing. The only place with technology and I'm assuming resources left from a time before the fall.
Reminder that the pedo(gay pedo at that too) mod that broke his TOS for these threads hasn't been fired yet
In the manga people couldn’t leave because the registration systems were frozen/destroyed and the system wasn’t designed to expect several generations of people to be born in what was originally a space port. It’s basically that Tom Hanks movie terminal, except for millions of people.
In the movie no good reasons for the city to exist at all are established.
flopita threads should be deleted on sight
>DUR
There’s another 10-20% lost to international trade.
The problem is the movie doesn’t give a reason for people to not sprawl out of the city the same way people have done with literally every walled city.
In other words the movie is some shallow pg13 capeshit-like cgi-fest and people disliking it gave you mental illness.
Got it
>sequel never ever never
You don't have a winning attitude.
Disney owns her.
How do you guys feel about women that like Alita: Battle Angel? I think it's sexy when a girl actually likes shit like this rather than rolling her eyes.
>let's get a 40 year old deep voiced roastie to voice this cute robot girl we just animated
what a disastrous flop
Fuck off.
False. Cameron has the IP. Fox distributed the movie. Disney owns Fox. The only thing Disney got out of the deal is bluray scraps maybe. Moving forward the Mouse has no say over anything. Cameron can do whatever he wants with the Alita IP including make her eyes even bigger to fuck with the haters.
Alitanigger false flag
I don't own a 4K TV or a 4K player but I'm considering buying the 4K Alita release just to future-proof my purchase.
I got the impression people stayed there because it was the only place for thousands of miles that was technically advanced but the people who live there just don't want to leave and become farmers which I can kinda understand.
It seems like Zalem only survived because Nova was defending it to his last breath and despite Iron City just having to make do with the shit raining from the sky, the inhabitants would rather have electricity and running water than dysentery and mutant animal attacks.
Palita
PALITAAAA
I did this. Bought a bluray/dvd/digital code set. The dvd is the only one getting use. I'll get to the bluray when I eventually have a player for it.
what's your problem sweatie?
she's Disney's bitch now
time to update that rip screenie bro
She will never be anyone's bitch.
I'm waiting until Black Friday before making any tech purchases, too much of a poorfag to just go out and buy a 4k screen and bluray player at the drop of a hat.
Disney owns Cameron.
Nope. This
>if I say a lie enough times it will become real
Nope.
Cope.
Can ANYONE explain to me why the bug eyes?
Whats this
Anti SJW comment section is very based
A'ight where's the BluRay
What will haters on here even say when the sequel drops? Will they just be yelling FLOP over and over again? Rolling around in the fetal position?
>delusion the post
You forgot the part where alita haters will be shitting themselves in a seething rage coping with being wrong about the sequel.
But thats the thing, no one would ever admit to seething. Although we would all know it
And you don't have a winning movie worth a sequel
>alitards talking about what if
Lmao
118846854
>no (you)
>alita haters acting as if
Lmao
>5 months after Alita: Battle Angel release date
>movie hasn't been in the theater for months
>Alita related threads still hit bump limit with over 100 posters
How can a movie be so based?
>alita thread hit bump limit
into the it goes
CAMERON THE MANERON
AHAHAHAHA! We'll just have make another one I guess.
Based and Alita pilled.