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Which one should I start with?

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You should start with Atlantis and finish with Atlantis.

Film then SG1 then Atlantis then Universe
Are you retarded?

Agreed.
Not talking about Stargate though

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Google Gateworld recommended order, then do exactly that. Just make sure to ignore Origins like the plague.

Start with SG-1 and then if you want to, watch SGA at the same time after you've gotten to season 8. Atlantis aired after SG-1 so the concurrent episodes you watch SG-1 first, but the tie ins are fairly limited. Also make sure to throw in some BSG.

You could just watch all of SG-1 first then move on though you won't miss out on much and it might be a little easier to follow the characters since you'll be binging all of it most likely. I saw stuff weekly and had reruns and stuff so it was different for me.

Okay so somehow I didn't notice he listed SG1. So don't start with Atlantis, start with SG1 and then around season 8 start watching Atlantis. Don't watch Universe, unless you are really thirsty for some Stargate and don't mind seeing it all ruined.

If I could delete my memories, I would rewatch SG1 again and again.

How far away are we from memory manipulation technology anyways?

How did Disney get away with this? The main character is almost identical compared to Daniel Jackson from the original Stargate movie and the storyline is pretty much structured identically. It is a blatant copy

You should start with Infinity and finish with Infinity.

>Origins
New stargate and didn't even know about it, that tells me enough.

Eh, same argument for Nadia of the Blue/black waters. It's honestly a pure coincidence in the case of SG and Atlantis: TLE.
I like both.

Alcohol and time.

SG1 then Atlantis. Universe was pretty terrible thanks to soap opera tier writing. It always makes me laugh how SG1 predicted SGU years before it came out. youtube.com/watch?v=Sd23slMhWQU

Universe never happened. Atlantis.

Get Woke Go Broke was Predicted by Brad Wright et al. One of their woke Marxist workers, Mollozo, was the woke bastard who conceived it after test audiences wanted nothing to do with a dyke hitting on Keller. Get Woke Go Broke. I hate that episode and I hate Mozollololo.

Stargate Universe was basically the beginning of this trend of creators shitting on their long-time fans and telling them to either love all the new bullshit they've crammed into their franchise or GTFO. And of course they're always really surprised when people start abandoning them in droves.

Atlantis really got me into star gate. Watch it first, then SG-1.

Sad thing is that a darker more serious Stargate could of worked very well. A handful(less than 5 I can think of) of the episodes in SGU were actually well done. Overall though, it was just generic soap opera writing with some generic actors thrown in there who obviously didn't care about their role.

Don't watch universe

for SGA, you must skip any scene where Rodney is not included. THis makes the show better than sg1 and 1/3 shorter

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Also, you must imagine Weir making you eat her pussy like a good doggo.

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Dr. Keller clearly superior. Just dont look up the actress now, she went full retard with plastic surgery.

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she looks like my boss

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i enjoyed that episode, kill me

lol

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Seriously? Post pics.

Atlantis ran concurrently with SG-1 for a while, theres probably a chronological episode guide on the internet somewhere, do some googling.

SGU sucked.

Universe is absolute shite, anyone who unironically defends it is no longer entitled to an opinion.

SG1 sets up Atlantis in some of its episodes, in like season 7.

Universe is not really a stargate show. It's more like teen drama.

Where are we going Dr. Jackson?

Here one from her twitter, doesn't even look like the same person lol

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Silly user the only series of Stargate they made was SG1. I wish they made more but for some reason they just didn't

This

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>35 posts
>still no GOOLDpost

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Yeah basically don't watch Universe, I did and I wish I could forget its existence
If you think STD shits on Star Trek, SGU is honestly on a whole other level

They should've made the atlantis movie and leave it at that instead of trying to make some serious drama soap opera stargate show

>Universe
Don't even bother. If you must, then watch the first episode, then the last two. Everything else is daytime soap tier bf and gf drama.

Yeah it is trash on so many levels.

This character is so annoying

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Is this a trick question?

I miss him bros ;_;

SG1 until MacGyver leaves and then Atlantis.

I think they should've slowly changed Atlantis into a "dramedy" before starting SGU. The radical change of tone really triggered a lot of people.

Mallozzi and his co-writing pal Mullie ruined SGA with their shitty ideas.

>Don't watch Universe, unless you are really thirsty for some Stargate and don't mind seeing it all ruined.
Stargate turned into shit during Atlantis.

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The entire SGU thing was a shitshow from inception until the last episode aired.
From suddenly canceling Atlantis instead of giving it 1 final season on the last day of shooting the last episode to be filmed Vegas and destroying the set while everyone was away, to the producers threatening to permanently shelve a SGA and 3rd SG1 movie (which MGM shelved anyways) if the fans didnt stop talking shit about SGU and started watching the show and get other people to watch it as well.

Greed and the need to chase the newest fad at the time (BSG tier drama) killed the series and MGM having butterfingers along with chasing the current fads (everything is woke, girl power yeah) will keep it dead

Stargate was already a ripoff of some canned movie script, I don't think they would have risked going to court against Disney.

I couldn't stand David Hewlett half-way through the show. The character became a caricature and Hewlett was overacting everytime.
As for Higginson, I'll always respect the actress for having the balls to leave the show as a big fuck you to the writers for having done nothing with her character.

>the producers threatening to permanently shelve a SGA and 3rd SG1 movie (which MGM shelved anyways) if the fans didnt stop talking shit about SGU
what the fuck, that sort of behavior is unheard of even in the current climate

the atlantis plots were pretty legit stargate fare but all the characters except for rodney and zelenka had the charisma of a paper bag.
teyla was the worst

SG-1 first seasons CGI is, well, pathetic. Not bad stories, but a bit cringey to watch.
Never watched SGU garbage, honestly.

start with sg1 and watch atlantis using this guide(both series overlap)

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ignore the rest

The guys that had been over the series since the beginning went full retard wanting to branch out and do something other than stargate, thankfully once they started that shit with the threats it just caused even more of the fanbase to jump up their asses.
The old scifi channel forums became a comedy gold mine of them threatening to axe the SGA movie with the fans largely yelling back give us more more of the huge tits and lt. Crazy Nigga and some of us might watch the sgu replay at 11

>fans largely yelling back give us more more of the huge tits and lt. Crazy Nigga and some of us might watch the sgu replay at 11

topkek forgot about that character

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The other male characters grow on ya since they all kinda bounce their interactions and such off of each other, unfortunately Teyla just kinda sucks the life out of a room if she plays to big of a part in scene.
Nice actress, nice looking, beautiful voice, shallow storyline that flounders and no real job on the team other than to exist and an extra pair of hands to shoot a gun.

Any combination of Rodney, Sheppard, Todd, Ronin, or Zelenka in a room though and you're good

The pitch for the Atlantis movie sucked.

I always hated that they never took any risk with Atlantis. If it was up to me, I would've destroyed a part of the city, forcing them to stay on a planet and establish other bases throughout Pegasus. I would also have limited the exchanges between the two galaxies and forced the Atlantis expedition to create new alliances with other alien races (it would also allow Teyla to get a more important role instead of being a background extra like in seasons 2 to 5).

The Deadalus Deus Ex supply line was a terrible choice. It completely negated the fact the show was supposed to take place in another galaxy

MGM at some point had to come down and tell em to stop threatening the fanbase, ultimately what killed the SGA movie and the 3rd SG1 movie was MGM itself being terrible at maintaining money and going into yet another bankruptcy.

Deus Ex Machina*

Check out the movie if you'd like a shorter version that hits all the same notes they do on the tv shows.

Universe sucks ass for like the first season and a half. Then when they're finally starting to get it together the show got cancelled anyway

well, i agree, the show would have been improved by your suggestions.
the stupid fucking retarded stones were a big reason why destiny season 1 sucked too.

Yah, they figured out that the shitty soap opera tier writing wasn't going to cut it in the middle of season 2. By then the show was already dead.

I agree, that's why I enjoyed SGU. They stayed true to its initial pitch. The Icarus people could remain in contact with Homeworld Command but the technology was limited. No infinite supplies or reset button.

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>I like $SHOW because big tit girl

Scifi always had sexy actors but if you watch it for that reason you are everything that's wrong with the fandom.

DUDE helps

True, but that feeling kinda goes away for me after like 5 episodes when you realize the ship is consciously identifying the crew's problems and actively finding ways to fix them (like the episode where they refuel in the star, the convenient stargate stops for exactly what they need, etc.)

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>watched Atlantis from beginning to end over a decade ago
>don't remember who the is the dude on the right at all

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Well excuse us for having a working penis, Mother Theresa.

Notice how when Marxist gets Woke and it all goes to hell they're legitimately shocked.

The old school Producer's room got filled with Go woke get broke, among the first of them to ever exist. Which explains why lots of old Producers left.

>Mallozzi and his co-writing pal Mullie ruined SGA with their shitty ideas.

Who would have thought the shot that ended in a thousand medias being irreprebably broken, from books to video games to kids programming to schools and universities and television and all of everything seemingly began with Mallozzi and Mullie's get woke go broke antics.

The whole Eli keeps getting fatter and fatter thing even though they only have limited rations to eat is pretty ridiculous.

Rainbow Six, he was replaced by Jason Momoa. His character had a couple of cameo appearances after, he became a wraith hybrid or some shit.

Yeah, I think they also failed at showing that Atlantis was more than Shepard's team. They should've introduced more exploration teams instead of turning the show into SG-1 2.0

It was interesting to see the crew evolve into a family by the end of season 2.

>The old school Producer's room got filled with Go woke get broke
Yeah I've never understood why they brought John Scalzi in as a consultant. The guy is a real piece of shit IRL.
I hope Brad Wright keep those progressives as far away from his next Stargate show.
>Mallozzi and Mullie's get woke go broke antics
I still remember that all-girl SG team episode...

>you called?

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The movie.
SG-1 until Atlantis starts.
Alternate episodes in order of airing (except in certain two parters and one specific instance)
SG-1 movies mixed when they they happen
End with Atlantis and don't touch Universe.

Rainbow Sun Franks. They got rid of him because they wanted a bland carbon copy of Teal'c (Ronon).

I've started rewatching atlantis after having not watched it in a decade, I forgot how bad some of the side characters were in season 1. I have also come to appreciate how hot Sheppard is. I don't blame that hot Ancient roleplaying a god for banging him.

Kinda. You see Malozzi wanted to do a fag show. Literally. Insiders of the show shared as much with us. Back in the day lots of us were banned from scifi's forum because of our many comments about Mallozi's wokeness. For a sneak peak, if it still exist, check out gateworld's old forums and comments. Basc

it'd honestly be fascinating to see him thin.

Fun fact, Richard Kind is probably the only actor to appear in the movie, SG-1 and Atlantis

Really? I thought he was losing weight as the seasons went on.
These days he is completely different, he looks like a twink.

Just checked and he was only in the movie and Atlantis, never SG-1.

French Stewart was in the movie and SGU.

tfw no chloe

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SG-1

SG-1 should've ended with Season 8. I would trade the last two seasons of SG-1 to have had two more seasons of Atlantis.

I am fine with a dark, gritty, drama stargate. Just don't go full retard and make all your episodes waste 30 minutes with actors crying about how much they love person x or how much they miss person y or literally fucking people in other person's bodies.

Am I the only one that thought The Wraith were scarier than the Goold? The sounds their ships make when they attack and capture people combined with the screams of people
>OH GOD HELP ME AGGGHH-

The writers were tired of writing comedy adventure style scifi and wanted to try drama. They literally said as much in multiple interviews. I guess saw bsg and thought they could do better. It was basically like dnd saying fuck it to got and moving on to starwars.

The problem is the Goold went downhill fast, Apophis was a real jobber. Baal was amusing but not really threatening, Anubis was based though.

In the first season sure, then they became as weak as the Goa'ulds, way too easy to kill. Once Earth got access to the Asgard energy beam they could one-shot the hive ships.

Brad Wright should've hired writers who could write drama and characters from day 1. Mallozzi & Mullie can't write adult characters and relationships, I mean look at the teenage-tier relationships on Atlantis.

If the body swap stones didn't exist it would of solved a lot of the shows issues. They needed to be more like star trek Voyager. Yeah the characters miss home and spend a minute here or there mentioning it. But the episodes aren't just 40 minutes of bitching, fucking, and crying in that order.

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Get Woke go broke is now set to ruin the character of Jean Luc forever. I don't want to say I wish death on these people but them dying can't be all that bad, no seriously.

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At least with the Goold they just want to enslave you. With the Wraith they will eat you alive

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Time for your prostate exam user

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Did you forget about the part where they will stick a space slug up your ass?

What kind of a name is Rainbow Sun?

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And make you live longer than normal?

And possesses you, stripping you from your free will. Yes, great prospect.

The Jaffa had enough free will to overthrow their masters. What about the Tokra?

His parents are old actors/hippies. His sister is Cree Summer the voice actress that's in literally everything.

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The jaffa had that special kangoroo pouch, the symbiot didn't take over their brains. Besides, those symbiots were infants, not full grown murder demons.
Tokra are OK in theory, but they were not villains.

Some Goold had actually been freed from their symbiotes in their minds and had retained the knowledge of the symbiote while experiencing long life effects. At least there is a chance to come back to normal for some

kino

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apples and oranges pal

>Tokra are OK in theory, but they were not villains
Debatable. They certainly had no plans for galactic domination but god damn were they underhanded and conniving

Well yeah it was always just my opinion from the get go

Yeah, Claudia Black's character was one of them, I am aware of that. But remember that scene where Apophis dies on the hospital bed, and the host regains control of his body for the first time in 5000 years. The guy is begging for death.

>Debatable.
Ethically speaking, they seem alright. They made a point of all the peaceful coexistence between host and symbiot shit even before meeting the Tau'ri (so it's not just to get in our good graces). I wouldn't give one the keys to my house though, that's for sure.

Don't forget Scarra as well. Yeah 5000 years is a bit too long for me but I get your point that there is a limit

*puts tits in your science*

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