Dan Bilzerian

Is he natty?

her tit is falling out of her bikini top

>Natty
>The king of fake
KEK

>please girls sit in the rocks while they take my picture I don't wan people to realize I'm a midget

>getting models to dote on your for free
That never happens. If you don't give these models 'gifts' they will be gone. I doubt Dan pays them cash in hand either.

Do normies not realize that Dan is a fraud?

I never gave a shit about him since he is an obvious fraud, but he just keeps getting more fans.

No, I mean...her tit is square shaped, or skipping-stone shaped

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Ignorance is bliss.

The perfectly geometric beard to give himself a jawline always cracks me up.

Dan’s still waiting on the latter to happen

>being this vascular while chilling out and in mid 30s
Ruh roh heart attack number 4 incoming

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP BEGIN RICH AND FUCKING BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ITS FAKEEE MY LIFE IN MY MOMS BASEMENT IS MUCH BETTER

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1>2>3

This guy is still stuck in 2015 with that massive beard.

Didn't this nigga have to pay to be in the movie? If I recall, he also paid to be an extra in Line Survivor.

>Projecting

Why would you be so insecure that you have to constantly take pictures of yourself around paid models/prostitutes?

Why not just do coke and fuck a bunch of hookers?

i wouldnt trade my basement dwelling life for his

Could you be more of a virgin? This board needs to start verifying if people are 25+

You think being over 25 years old implies you're not a virgin?

Anyone who doubts him just watch this. Guy is a demigod.

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jesus christ you are retarded

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>build a mound on the sand where I will stand so I look taller
OH NO NO NO NO NO

Im the guy you replied to. Im 27 now but was a virgin til 24. Had sex three times - the first two girls were fucking crazy so I decided Im not bothering, and just going to hookers from now on

All 8 of those have been paid between $2500 to $8500 to hang out with Dan.

Litterally go buy a few whores, not fuck them, and make them pose for pictures

bruh, look at how short this dude is

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have fucked stephanie (left) a couple of times. she is a dead fish but has a great body.

>paying a bunch of call girls to hang out with you
yikes!

Not only that, but everyone but him have their feet hurried ankle deep in sand, and are bending their legs. Is he literally like 5'6"?

He'd most likely be able to score one, with just fame and looks but to have a whole harem around you at all times requires money.

I mean, y-yeah, everyone over 25 is not a virgin! And it would be ridiculous to find some one who is, right? Ha-ha, what a loser he would be!

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>The guy is literally the embodiment of the chad meme.
>1m74.
Yeah right.

dilate

I could beat this dudes ass I'm like a foot taller than him

does she do anal?

Reminder that he fled the Vegas shooting like a little bitch.

>The guy is literally the embodiment of the chad meme

Chads aren't insecure tryhards. This guy pays so much to be liked and to impress others. Completely the opposite of Chad. His father gave him financial security for life and this is what he does with it. Become a social media whore. Even paying to be in a movie where he eventually got cut.

He fucked prime Claire Abbott so I'm jelly.

were you a Navy SEAL?

he isn't a navy seal either you fag
he joined them for laughs and got kicked out of training

I can pretend to be, that way Dan and I will be even.

I'd rather be below average height and rich and fuck top quality pussy all the time, instead of being tall and living a mediocre live 2bh

I haven't tried anal with her, maybe next time. All I can say is her body is firm, fit, and soft which makes up for her lack of enthusiasm.

did he really beat people in poker for 60+ million?

You just know Vin only let him in because Dan is shorter so they won't need to shoot with weird perspective tricks to make them look like they're equally tall

>handed down millions of his daddys white collar crime money
>tries to claim he made it all from poker
His retarded fans might believe it but everyone else smells bullshit

So she's a legit hooker or what?

Yeah look at Leo, he's kinda out of shape, doesn't give a fuck yet still has flocks of young women on him. No insecurity whatsoever. Dan is tries very hard to cultivate this image.

Dan hasn't starred in Titanic

LOL you're full of shit Satan. At the very least you could swap and give up the whoring and be rich in your pimped out basement.

Looks like a child cockney chimney sweep from 1896 who got pumped full of steroids by his captors and forced to like women against his will.

No, she is a bottle girl at encore beach club here in vegas. She makes well over six figures and doesn't need to sell her body. She is just waiting to find and marry a millionaire like most girls. Some of Dan's girls are also bottle girls at XS/EBC and they clear six figures doing that alone. They get free trips out of going on trips with Dan while promoting his bikini line. The only whore/hooker I know of that worked there was Melissa King (girlsdoporn fame), Miss Deleware, that was a bottle girl there for almost two years.

Will he lose his self-confidence if you shave the beard?

>she is a dead fish but has a great body.
What's the point then? Being a dead fish is the biggest bonerkiller. Might as well fuck an inflatable doll.

How do you get that big and have zero traps?

Does this dude not have any dudes that he hangs out with? Or does he always hang out with these hookers?

LOL

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of course he has male friends, but why the hell would he post them on instagram. who the fuck wants to look at other men

Dan wishes he had a chin like that

OH NO NO NO DAN BROS

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ew is that real

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE'S JUST PAYING THOSE WHORES WHAT A LOSER LOOK I CAN FLIP BBBBBBBURGER AT MC DONALDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING TRUST FUND BABBY

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he's not even that short, the guy in pink is a lanklet.

>he has a folder full of onions wojak

How do you get as wide as Dan? I wont to become wider

Why not post a picture of you and your bros hanging out?

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t. seething burger flipper that guy is literally fucking all the models in the world why you get angry at him.

>become instagram famous by posting a lot of professional images of you with a bunch of whores

His scenes are all going to get cut, just like the last time he memed his way into a movie.

Thesse bimbos are so hot bros, I want to eat their assholes

He's not. Chad is rarely mean because it's simply unnecessary for him in 99% of cases. Dan however...

how shitty of a life must you have to care about how others live theirs