Rey is Anakins Skywalkers mom

>who is the father?
The Force, Anakin is basically Jesus Christ

>Her character arc is to be raped and murdered
That would be incredible but for obvious reasons it would never be allowed

maybe he put all the force on the child, maybe pregnant jedis lose the force and that's why they don't usually have kids
maybe faping releases midiclhorians

But chad Siths fucks all the time and are more powerful than virgin Jedis

show me a sith fucking

Kylo ren

Anakin

he didn't fuck after becoming a sith, you never saw it

So Rey fucked her own Great-Grandson?

This is so stupid that it has to be true

Based Sheev had a three eyed bastard son.

That would actually be a pretty hilarious twist considering how hard they went on the "old star wars is dead" thing for the first two piles of garbage in this trilogy.

This: Which explains Shmi's half-truth that there was no father. Rey gets impregnated, gets pulled into the past by Sidious via the World Between Worlds, which makes Anakin a foreign object in the Force because he hasn't occurred with the natural flow of life, resulting in an overcompensation of midichlorians from the Force trying to correct itself.

does rey have a last name yet

Sue

he burned his dick off on that lava planet

come again nigga.
How the fuck did she de-age and ressurect?

This sounds stupid enough to work.

Force Time Travel causes amnesia.

That theory about Rian stealing the KotOR twist and having Rey be the one that destroyed the Luke's training grounds from before TLJ came out was unironically a better idea than that. Not gonna pay to watch the absolute trainwreck that IX is going to be, but I can totally see them pulling something retarded like that given their track record.

Time travel kills your midichlorians everybody knows that

This isn’t actually going to happen, no way

>Rey: "reee we must change history!"
>Rey: *goes back in time*
>Rey: Hello Mr Windu
>*cut to Black Anakin*
>*screen wipe to credits*
>*suspicious clarinet rendition of the star wars theme*
>a Disney production

I'm sure it will just be a coincidence.

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>the World Between Worlds
Lucas was consulted when they wrote that episode, and the time travelling doesn't really even touch any points in the timeline that Lucas helmed, which makes you wonder if they consulted him because it eventually will.

>Finn still doesn't get it on with Rey
Noooooooo!!!

She's a force creation by Palpatine. It's so fucking obvious

Maybe not her destroying the temple, but they could still work in that she killed her parents, which is what I assumed all along. The shot of her as a kid watching the ship leave is practically begging for a follow-up where it blows up, and she caused it in the Force.

What did the actress that played Shmi look like when she was young?

Is he the most powerful person in existence?

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So this theory works better than her being a Kenobi. It would explain why there will be no more Rey.
It explains why Anakin has no father on a nonreligious way.
It actually kinda works. The time travel some how puts all her power into Anakin.

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Nah, she's still a Kenobi.

God

This is bullshit, cause Shmi wasn't force sensitive.

>The time travel some how puts all her power into Anakin.
Just do something stupid like this. Also, give her amnesia.

It doesn't explain why she was so powerful in the first place and no, it's not better than her being a Kenobi. Because introducing time travel into your universe is one of the dumbest and most damaging things you can ever do. You can never get rid of it and it brings up FAR FAR FAR more questions than it ever answers.

it's so fucking stupid, I can actually see them doing it

I want episode 9 to end with kylo dead aka the white privilege skywalker lineage gone and rey holding finns rape baby

>880: kicks Sith and droid ass
>900: falls apart

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??

She is Sheevs granddaughter

She doesn't need a father, she birthed herself through the Force (which is female, by the way). Stop being so sexist, breh.

They do know she is a slave to a space Jew, is forced to give up her son and ultimately gets raped and murdered by space muslims, right?

This would be kino

Windu would never have sex with a roastie like Rey, unlike Anacuck he's a based volcel Jedi Master.

Kylo, who will be simultaneously his own great-grandfather and great-grandson

Rey, uh, kinda forgot she was a force user

this is worse than anything George would make.

nu canon already confirmed palp to be anakin's dad through force insemination

what is this, Dark season 3?

What about Park Rey?

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you mean rape

so did old canon

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OP is a faggot. This thread is shit. But look at this anyway. From an unreleased book.

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Why would she stop something she enjoys?

Force insemination, not forced insemination. Quite a difference

>marooning her on the unfamiliar world of Jakku

Intredasting

Check out the hack Mike Zeroh. He makes vids of any old shit.

So she's from elsewhere, confirmed. Rey's diary from 2015 also mentions the length of time she thinks she's been there, implying she's not from there. Her hash marks she draws on her wall implies she's been counting days since she was abandoned there.

Makes perfect sense. Disney has been looking for a opportunity to remake Star Wars with a disney seal of approval. Rey travels back in time and becomes Shmi Skywalker. They remake the whole Skywalker Saga but this time Rey/Shmi trains anakin from a young kid. We get Darth Jar Jar and boom everything is great and amazing again. Would work great as a disney+ streaming series. Watch them go through all the old movies and add a bit of modern flair.
Absolute geniuses

Rey uses the force to gain 45lbs and starts smoking newports,
Windu taps that
Dindus outta there
Little black slave boi working for a winged jews chop shop

There were rumors that they were going to reboot everything. Makes sense that they would go back to Episode 1 but have the twist that Anakin turns out to be the good guy. Maybe Kylo goes to and he ends up becoming the new Vader, since you have to have Vader because remember Vader?

there is "no father" because as a slave woman there has been built probably more than 1 train on her and she can't live with the embarassment.

random asshole no.5 having his way with her sounds less mysterious

>female empowerment symbol
>Gets Fucked by the Force
>Gets sold off as a slave to the jew
>Breeds Aryan Death Machine
Holy shit Star Wars is based again

Annie was made from her Force

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Literally so bad dumb and autistic that its kino (like solo)

Would pay to see this and would literally save the franchise