Dune Appreciation Thread

>curved glass doesn't exist
Yes it does? How do glass cups work? Also, there's nothing to suggest it's glass, it could be a strong plastic window?

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it was just a meme you dummies, no one is actually that retarded

You would be surprised.

the original theatrical release explains absolutely nothing that is going on; prepare to be hopelessly lost at times
the Smithee cut has narration and inner monologue plastered over every square inch of the movie, and everything is OVER-explained in excruciating detail; prepare to be bored out of your mind for three hours

if you've literally never seen Dune before, start with the SciFi Channel version instead

>A Alan

Jesus, they couldn't even get the grammar right.

checkmate, atheists

and the "Alan Smithee" is incorrectly centered
They probably just did a slapdash change to the original "A David Lynch Film" title card

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Well, obviously
That's why it was so funny

As if this man couldn't get any more based.

>bitches about Chalamet as Paul
>bitches about non-whites or swarthy people in Dune of all franchises
You haven't read the book, faggot. You see this thing regarded highly and seen as a classic the REEE over shit like the non-white actors under the assumption we're seeing a Witcher or Amazon TLoTR situation play out here.

I read the book in 20 years ago, faggot

Oh my god! The quarterback is toast!

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Harlan's an overly litigious piece of shit that is an honorary kike in my opinion.

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This guy has made some pretty terrible films

Yeah, gotta get back to bragging at conventions about bankrupting people in trailer parks for pirating his utter schlock and then go home to his priceless comic book collection.

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>a little twink
Just admit that you never read the book. Paul is described as a little twink. Fake fan like you shouldn't complain.

Not even the guy you're replying to but show me where in any of Herbert's writings he describes Paul as "a little twink", not even that, show me where something he says could even be paraphrased like that.

He is described as short(-er than should be) in the first page of the book, the bene chick points it out to Jessica

So by your logic all manlets are inherently twinks, gotcha.

And the corresponding text
>"Is he not small for his age, Jessica?" the old woman asked.

I had no idea Cameron lived in a trailer park. You'd think someone who swiped so many million-dollar ideas would live in a classier neighborhood.

A case where the Alan Smithee tag is a proper warning - that cut sucks shit

I had no idea he'd bankrupted Cameron or that would have been what I'd been referring to and not Harlan aggressively pursuing people using Kazaa and Limewire to share his works.

See
And honestly if you think he was a bodybuilder I've nothing else to say

that feel when a terrible person says something you agree with completely

>Limewire
You're thinking Metallica. Also
>bankrupting people who pirate
Boohoo. Cry me a river, scum.

>tfw a guy named Alan Smithee has made several films and doesn't even know

>Metallica
No, that was Napster, Christ how fucking stupid are you?

I love Dune.

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So you can read but either got a piss poor memory or shitty reading comprehension, or both. Either way, your complaints are dumb af in regards to Dune. Go take the REEEing over swarthy shitskins over to the Witcher or LotR threads.

Also, the Emperor only feels so confident in having Feyd and Paul duel cause Feyd is a muscular Chad with thick, broad shoulders and Paul, whilst not as desiccated as the Fremen, is described as a whipcord of a youth or something whose ribs the Emperor can easily count cause he's that thin/lean.

He’s 15 at the start and described as “small for his age”
He is described as being relatively short and slim, especially when compared to feyd rautha at the end, he’s not even really muscular at the start, though he is at the end when he’s more adapted to arrakis and lost almost all fat
“The Emperor was studying Feyd-Rautha, seeing the heavy shoulders, the thick muscles. He turned to look at Paul—a stringy whipcord of a youth”
He is a twink (in Dune at least) he doesn’t win fights/wars because he’s a big macho guy, he does it because of his training, intelligence, and mind powers
Given how much the baron wants to fuck him it would also make sense for him to be twink-like, at least at the start
Idk why people have such a problem with this

>seething

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Plus, Chalamet is a good actor. Those REEEing over him being a twink faggot is cause his CMBYN performance was that convincing and good.

Twinks should be forced to shave as often as possible, they look cute shaven and gross unshaven

They need mediumn long hair too
t. twink-twunk hybrid.

If someone wants to adapt behind the dune we currently have the perfect actor for Paul

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Imagine dressing him up in some male equivalent to the slave Leia costume like a tight thong, tight cut up shit with exposed midriff, boots, etc. and holding his chain is steroid ladden, muscular as fuck Henry Cavill as a sexy Jabba. Hahaha, that'd so gay and gross hahahahahaha......

There's not enough bust in the galaxy for Behind the Dune.

>t. Vladimir Harkonnen

Adaptations sacrifices would need to be made
I’d suggest Siri but I heard she stopped doing porn and got a breast reduction

I wish she did some unwilling porn. Got humiliation fetish so seeing her LARP as some rape victim with tears streaming down the eyes and screams of pain and terror would have been up my alley

based

Dune is literally a Middle Eastern Space Fantasy starring explicitly sub-blasted desert people in parallel to Muslims and the main character is a stand in for Muhammad, you dip

I think she did some video getting facefucked really hard and some public humiliation video too but nothing too amazing

the ost is amazing

>Those REEEing over him being a twink faggot is cause his CMBYN performance was that convincing and good
>him being a twink faggot
>a performance
pick one

Know any good humiliation stuff like I described?

N-no, it's cringe... haha, I'm totally not stiff over the thought of it or anything hahaha....

Not really, wish I did tbqh but I mostly jerk off to hentai because it’s easier to find that kind of stuff

>A

>since everyone decided to hate Song to Song
That was a thing? Because even though I loved Song to Song I can also completely see why people hate it.

Got an examples or links?

Taimanin Asahi a bit
Kangoku Senkan, though that’s more brainwashing and it’s only in the last episode they get fucked unwillingly
Idk if they’ll have quite what you want though
Countless doujins will probably suit you though

I miss Siri so much, her website has JOI, lesbo boring shit.