Kinoplex workers of Yea Forums, what is the strangest thing you've found while cleaning up after a show?

Kinoplex workers of Yea Forums, what is the strangest thing you've found while cleaning up after a show?

(your response may be used in my next youtube video!)

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your mum

Your mum

your Mum

2 used condoms with literal shit on the outside of them

your mum

a nigger

A POOPIE

Dubs confirm OP’s mum is in the next video

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A chubby prepubescent boy tapping blurry pictures of cars on his phone

a copy of the Communist Manifesto underneath a box of Jujyfruits

The deed to Chuck's.

soon to be sneeds

soul vs soulless

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Fuck off and find somewhere else to get your shitty content faggot. Also
your mom

A baby

Your mom

Checked
Dubs confirms

Milk Duds covered in butter.

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Okay greentext time
>be me, theater munditiae engineer, long day of work
>just finished show of Alita, mostly kids since it's a kids movie
>I find something, think it's coca cola (fucking love coca cola btw, especially in the theaters recommend it), on one of the seats
>it's not liquid
>is it spit?
>nope
>it's fucking cum?!
>creepy af since it was a theater full of kids,run out to se who was alone and adult
>only one is that one mildly obese guy
>tell him I'm police and he needs to come with me, if he gets nervous he might be the culprit
>he runs away (slow), can't do anything
>still don't know if it was even cum or if it was him
I did not clean that shit up

I sneedposted in the cinema's bathroom

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BASED GANG!!!

JANNIES RUNNIN' OUT THEY MOUTH BUT THEY NEVER POP OUT
HE GIVE BANS ON THE SPOT, EVERYBODY WATCH OUT
ALL MY NIGGAS ON THIS THREAD, SO YOU KNOW WE HOPPED OUT
BASED OUT, DAB OUT, WE GON' SHOW WHAT WE ABOUT
ALL THE JANNIES GET GANG BANGED, TALKIN BOUT' BLACKED SLANG
RAP ABOUT IT, DO THE SAME THING, LET THEM JANNIES HANG
WE GON PULL UP NIGGA ANDALE!, ON SANGRE!
WE SNEEDPOST, WE DON'T DO THE BAIT, JANNY GON' DIE TODAY

IN THE THREAD, BLOW FIFTY FEEDS, SHIT A HUNDRED SEEDS
SHIT JANNY DO THE BANNIN' MAN, HE FUCK A TRANNY MAN
JANNY FUCK HIM IN A HANDSTAND, HIS NAME DAN MAN
HE A NEET, I'MA DAB MAN, I'M THE CHAD MAN

I ROLL UP, I'M GON' BE BANNED STUPID, AND WAIT HOURS STUPID
FOUGHT A KIKE, USED A RUGER STUPID, INCELS REALLY DO THIS
IF I POST IT THEN YOU KNOW I SHOOT IT, AND I'MA PROVE IT
BACK BACK, DON'T BAN ME STUPID, OR IM'A USE IT . BOY

MODS STIFFY UH, BET JANNY GIVE SOME LICKY UH
LIL DICKY UH, BUST ALL ON HIS TITTIES UH
HE A BOOMER UH, REALLY HATE ZOOMERS UH
BANNIN' ALL POSTERS UH, JANNY DOING IT FOR FREE YEAH UH
HEAR THAT, JANNY, DO IT, FOR FREE, UH
FUCK AND, SUCK THAT, FORMERLY, CHUCKS, UH
.223 HIT, WHERE YOUR THREADS AT, UH
DUBS GANG, 'BASED AND REDPILLED, REAL FACT, UH

JANNIES RUNNIN' OUT THEY MOUTH BUT THEY NEVER POP OUT
HE GIVE BANS ON THE SPOT, EVERYBODY WATCH OUT
ALL MY NIGGAS ON THIS THREAD, SO YOU KNOW WE HOPPED OUT
BASED OUT, DAB OUT, WE GON' SHOW WHAT WE ABOUT
ALL THE JANNIES GET GANG BANGED, TALKIN BOUT' BLACKED SLANG
RAP ABOUT IT, DO THE SAME THING, LET THEM JANNIES HANG
WE GON PULL UP NIGGA ANDALE!, ON SANGRE!
WE SNEEDPOST, WE DON'T DO THE BAIT, JANNY GON' DIE TODAY

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What kind of brain damage is indicated when you watch made up reddit responses read by some retard? Also what's the reddit equivalent of

> include me in the screenshot

it's a text to speech program narrating them

why did you put a space after the '>'

>imagine buying reddit gold to give to someone else for agreeing with their opinion.
>edit:Thanks for the gold, stranger!

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Literal shit. Someone took a dump between the seats.

Checkem

Based trips of sneed

I remember when asking random questions for funny stories was a Yea Forums thing, then it became a reddit thing.

now it's come full circle like an abused whore

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Kinoplex worker found the poop sock

Okay but that makes it even worse, doesn't it? My mobile does that it seems when I am not actually quoting Reddit feeds (and seeds) of people's desire for consent.