Have you preordered the official Captain Marvel Pineapple yet?

have you preordered the official Captain Marvel Pineapple yet?

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The only thing that could pleasure Brie larson

I know this isn't knew, but it seems like a gag in a dystopian or cyberpunk flick to plaster fruit with big ol' movie ads.

*new

*noo

pineapple haha

it's neither a pine nor an apple haha

why it called that?

sn33d

You best start believin in cyberpunk dystopians, Ms. Turner... YOU'RE IN ONE!

we're already in a corporate dystopia we just need the technology to catch up. Maybe an advertisement can play before the engine starts up in our electric car

Who else is hyped to see ASS in theaters?

Because it makes more sense than calling it a banana

Does it come with a voucher for going on a date with Brie Larson dressed as Captain Marvel?

yes but you're the one dressed as captain marvel

Love how goobers tip toe around this issue refusing to acknowledge that is a product of late stage capitalism. >b-but it's c-corporatism!

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Can I wear high heels?

no, that's sexist

LOOK HE'S A BRITBONG! HE'S A BRITBONG! HE'S A BRITBONG! THROW HIS ASS OUT, HE'S A BRITBONG!

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?

clean your cuboard

Pineapple is literally the best fruit. This is a fact. I'm gonna go buy some later.

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you're too redpilled for Yea Forums, they all took the libertarianpill circa 2008

Will Brie herself deliver me my pineapple?

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no, you buy it at Dole