I've been watching the "making of" Lord of the Rings, and the work that went into this trilogy is ridiculous...

Sorry pal, what about my post is meant to be pasta? Look at the original trilogy and tell me those orcs and goblins are CGI. I dare you faggot.

what?

Kek, this won't ruin the films per se but you will definitely see the Frodo-Sam scenes in a tainted light after this. Turns out Sam was a total cunt in real life and thought he was the best actor there (I'm sure there's an account of him telling Ian McKellen what to do).

Weren’t there a time Hollywood shat out historical epics a-la Ben Hur for a decade or so? They pretty much did all what you describe.

Yeah but they were boring

this film wasn't made in hollywood or by americans it was made in wellington

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This autistic amount of detail can never be done with green/blue screen.

They also set a dubious precedent by being unnecessarily long.

Every single day and night I have fantasies about starting my own production company that specializes in this kind of work and is just filled with passionate people but I don't do anything at all to turn this dream into a reality. I love watching making ofs when you can tell the crew love their work and are actively shooting for something grand. Thanks for reading my blog.

I love it

Moviemaking has changed, the post. It isn't an art anymore.

Yeah, he was constantly telling people on the set what to do, how to do it. Even stunt people themselves. Helping incoming helicopter pilots, landing, with hand gestures and such. I'd be pretty annoyed with someone like him, intentions good or bad.

The same level of care was put into picrelated. People just didn’t want it. Which makes me say that LoTR (and The Matrix to a lesser extent) was a happy coincidence. The stars were in the right place etc

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reddit

What makes it worse is that he went on to write a book basically saying it was all his vision, and spent several hundred pages essentially slagging off his fellow actors and crew members.

Really shows how good of an actor he is because he's so different than his character.

they build that just for two seconds in the intro

Didn't even know about this, but that's pretty bad. Dickhead.

Lord of the rings thread pal, stop derailing it please. Thanks.

I think Lord of the rings is just a better story. Riddick is a bit incel.

it was a practice lotr

yeah, crazy, although it does look really cool

Riddick is a Chad franchise. Sorry, sweetie.

>It surprises me no producer or higher-up said: is all this really necessary?
Filming in New Zealand saved soooooo much money for the production. No unions. It was practically slave labor.

They unionized by the time The Hobbit films were made, and it shows.

>Watching anything with 70 IQ Vin Diesel
No thanks.

I would mog you with ease. I'm a pure blooded numenorian, you're a pathetic no name piece of man flesh. Get the fuck out before I flame of udun your stupid little bitch ass.

I always thought this was all some inside joke

bro NZ literally made film unions and collective bargaining illegal and classified all film workers as contractors who could be terminated at any time and got no holiday pay or anything, even if they work for years for the same company on set hours, all that, FOR The Hobbit.

Was a bit weak until
>throwing the blade at Orlando Bloom
9/10

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the games did it better

lmfao

Quick reminder that nu-Yea Forums would hate the LotR trilogy if it came out today cause reddit would still love it

lol yep

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Based

War & Peace is kind of the same thing, except none of the special effects and all of the butthurt of the Russians, so it went on to be the best version of War and Peace.
Also horses died.

So much love went into Chronicles of Riddick and it shows.

Spotted the hairlet incel.

Excellent pasta user, have some long bottom leaf.

Detail work is incredible, too bad the movies are shit
>inb4 bait
>pleb filtered
>inb4 mouse/capeshit fag

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Bitch please, can you even see in the dark?

Nah, he really did take it so seriously that it detracted from the experience for others. Apparently he couldn't get over Andy Serkis sounding like Gollum but not looking like him. There are hundreds of out takes featuring Astin just breaking down in confusion, unable to deliver his lines properly as he would rant and rave about being unable to "visualise what Gollum looks like while Andy is sat there spitting and slobbering everywhere with his middle class hoity toity English face". Have heard a few rumours that Jackson, unable to find Serkis one morning, went to visit his trailer. He walked in to see Serkis chained to a radiator, his hair shaved and Astin haggling on the phone in broken Russian, attempting to buy a piece of graphite that he was insistent must be airlifted and delivered from the Chernobyl power plant. Horrified, Jackson asked what Astin was playing at, to which Astin replied, "Gollum was not born, Mr Jackson, he was made. Smeagol became Gollum, so must Andy too".

that was fucking sad. stop posting.

I don't even know what incel means anymore

Spotted notorious incel Sean Astin

reddit would despite it, no interracial relationships and lots of white male leads

*despise

Riddick is a power fantasy for teenage boys. If a man likes Riddick, he is automatically deemed an incel. The one exception being men who enjoyed Riddick as children; they are allowed to harbour affection for it, but never openly.

>he didn't watch the iron giant

sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed

nah the movie is very LGBT friendly. Alot of homo undertones in the dialogue

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I unironically love Chronicles of Riddick.

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Apparently the original extended edition of RotK featured scenes in which Sam's Rosie got gangbanged by Aragorn, Legolas, Gandalf, Merry, Pippin, Elrond and Treebeard.

Top kek

See

terrible post
the first user who replied had the right idea

Sure smells like incel in here

then leave so it doesn’t

Did you just pull a "I know you are but what am I?" Card out of your malnourished incel shitchute?

>Alot of homo undertones in the dialogue
there aren't any. that's just homos, who are unable to understand male bonds, projecting.

Looking at that you really get an idea of how really small manlets are

but Saruman wasn't a manlet

LOTR was probably the last hurrah for true adventure/epic kino.

Based

I doubt you've had a male bond yourself, incel.

Someone clearly hasn't been watching all of the awesome Marvel movies we've been treated to. Can't wait to see where they go next! The stakes are getting higher!

Nah there was a handful more shots where the streetcars were seen, off the top of my head I remember one where I think it was optically printed into a shot with the MC or something like that. Or just well edited together. But I remember it really caught my eye and got me thinking "wait how did they do that there's no trams in NZ"
But yeah it was totally gratuitous. Maybe they wanted to show off to build up their portfolio?

what are you seething about? did i touch a homo nerve? it's true, you know.

>Created work for New Zealanders
>made armor and sets and pushed Andy Serkis forward
>Jackson plotted out and acted the movie out before everything even began
it's one of those things that happen via luck and hard work of everyone involved, even the casting choices are perfect, and the indian midgets were hilarious

yes and it b you tfo
now scram and dilate, seether

Thank you for this.

Can you stop derailing the thread please, strictly LotR related discussion only. Sick of you pathetic incels.

Incel types like an incel

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LoTR is even more of a “power fantasy”

how? it's more of a "goodness" fantasy. the powerless prevail in the end and save everything

Waterloo got several thousand russian soldiers to play extras, I cant rememeber the exact amount but it was like 10k. They had huge formations and horse charges all in accurate uniform, along with smoke from muskets etc. Shits amazing and we will never get anything the same again

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Another incel, ready to defend their favourite incel movie. Go on then, incel, tell me how LotR, a story that highlights the importance of love, friendship, and bravery, is more of power fantasy than Riddick, a film about being a badass?

Kiwis are on the hunting list now though.

dilate

Look at these incels go

why did the hobbit actor constantly give everyone the finger?

He was trying to replicate Sean Astin's performance but couldn't tap into Sean's tortured genius schtick. Really sad what has happened to Astin. The heroin changed him.

every poster above and below me is an incel

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Every poster who likes Riddick* is an incel.

Fixed that for you buddy.

seething

Are you from Liverpool?

if you reply to this post your mom will die in her sleep tonight and if you have a cat, your cat will choke on ramen

Uppity actor who thinks hes better than what he's acting in, but isn't.

Watched some bloopers with him in other movies, and he gets annoyed at other people laughing or having fun during a take, or complains that he's "still acting" if other people step on his lines.

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vin deisel literally got me laid. more karl urban but whatever, karl was just an employee vin was the brains of the op.

Actually he carried those movies.

unfunny faggot

downvoted

this

>Uppity actor who thinks hes better than what he's acting in, but isn't.
well in this case, he was right.
he was a good bilbo. the movies are garbage.

I've done some work with Benedict Cumberbatch (nothing major, I met him for the first time on Stuart, a life Backwards and he always remembers me when we've caught each other on different productions). Anyway, last time we met we were discussing plans for that year and I said I'd been offered work abroad on a film featuring Martin Freeman; I've never in all my years seen someone react so negatively to the mere mention of someone's name.

Sensing some severe samefagging and a healthy dose of jealousy too.

kys

Vin has been mogged on his own franchise by the Rock.

This. This is how you troll. Stay, user. We'll feed you if you teach the others.

>watch the lotr commentary track
>Sean refuses to shut the fuck up and talks all over the other actors constantly
I had to shut it off halfway through. He was a good Sam but he really disappeared up his own ass with all the praise the role garnished.

More time for Vin to get into Punished Riddick mode

When does that happen?

That's why he got into smack I think. Allowed him to move on from the role that he'd grown so attached to, that he didn't feel he was praised enough for.

Are they raking it up again? Surely the population of incels, which is constantly dwindling due to school shootings etc, isn't large enough to warrant even more sequels?

>Astin married Christine Harrell on July 11, 1992. They have three daughters: Alexandra (born November 27, 1996), Elizabeth (born August 6, 2002), and Isabella (born July 22, 2005), all having the middle name Louise.[27] His wife held the Miss Indiana Teen USA title in 1984

honestly that's pretty based. rare to see an actor who doesn't have 3 divorces under his belt

Once you get to two towers. He's not too obnoxious in fellowship but as soon as the second movie starts he's constantly shutting down Serkis and Elijah to go off on his own spiels.

>all having the middle name Louise.
What did Sean Astin mean by this?

They're both addicted to heroin now, user.

idk, what does it mean? i'm not that familiar with american middle name conventions

He was identifying as a woman named Louise every time he had children. I'm assuming seeing his wife pregnant etc. Encouraged his maternal instincts.

really? that sucks

BR2049 had some great sets

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heh

LotR discussion only pal. Go start another thread to discuss that shit.

the original BR had great sets AND was a great movie

i thought it was "call each other incels" thread

If you want a blind circlejerk go to reddit. OP even asked directly for films that with a remotely similar approach

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I think BR2049 is as great as BR. Fight me.

it's weird. It's like giving your children rhyming names.

Nah reddit has multiple subreddits with huge amount of members who idolize Tolkien and his work, those niggas would be out in full defense

Waterloo
War and Peace (1966)

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t. Never seen Ben Hur. It's kino

1) yes, you incels keep clogging my lord of the Rings thread up with your incel-related gibberish, championing films notoriously associated with incels.
2) Did the incel just try and tell daddy to go to Reddit?

just go back through 2049 and pause at the end of each scene and ask yourself
>why did they include that scene in the movie?
>did that scene contribute to the themes and messages of the movie?
>did that scene contribute to the plot and story of the movie?
>did that scene contribute to the characterization?
you'll find a shockingly high number of scenes are in the movie exclusively because they're "cool." This is what we mean when we say "dishonest film making." The coolest scene in the world isn't justified if it doesn't actually contribute anything to the film.

He and Ian are the only redeemable things about the hobbit movies.

Never forget the Star Wars prequels.

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There isn't a single sequence in the entire film that doesn't propell the narrative. Deakins doesn't move the camera one inch if it doesn't support the narrative.
Try again.

Yeah man. Think he taps on it in his book but never explicitly. I know Viggo said he'd visited him in rehab but he wasn't hopefully he'd stay clean as he was doing it due to pressure, instead of for himself. He was selling LotR memorabilia on eBay a couple of years back, but some of the buyers reported his account as they never received the items after payment. Guess where the money went?

>incel incel incel
sounds like the twitter tranny is mad

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t. seething projecting dilating coping yikes cringe tranny incel

Go and make a blade runner thread you fucking fags. This is for true LotR kino, factual stories and anecdotes only

Hows that for some prime samefagging?

Go in the corner and scream.
>Has a movie ever went that far?

What like in that Bladerunner image you autists love to spam?

>can't tell obvious lack of samefag
>reddit spacing
figures

holy buzzwords batman, this guy is a fucking faggot

This is a thread about practical sets and impressive actual production design.
People posted about other films aswell. You wouldn't be this triggered even if I just posted 25 sneed pics instead. I strongly suggest r*ddit for curated circlejerking threads

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Not me, just enjoying your pointless rage.

>if you were a producer or a head of a studio, would you stop a film series at three if people are clamouring for more? Financially it makes no sense

Did you miss that Hobbit fiasco a few years ago then?

I'm the OP you glib facsimile, and I want to discuss LotR. Now go choke on the smell of Cheetos and cum emanating from your bedroom/mums basement.

>embed a few arrows into the homeless mans back

Is that why I railed your mum so hard you came out retarded?

You don't own the thread because you are the OP incel.

>Has a movie ever went that far?

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I'm not the one derailing pure LotR threads with known incel flicks. Try again, you pathetic, weak, putrid little incel.

Is there anything bigger inceldom than fantasy/rpg stuff?

>waaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaah

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cry more, threadlet

How is Lotr a power fantasy exactly? Please elaborate because I’m fairly certain you’re just spouting buzzwords but perhaps you have an actual point.

Girls love this shit. It's not "incel" when it's so universal.

Yes. Here's a couple:

1) the Riddick films (short for ridiculous)
2) the BR films

Hope that helps, incel.

>short for ridiculous
xDDDD ebin and upvoted!

It was meh until you got into the Christopher Lee stabbing thing and pulled the rug out on it, nice job user

you're not op, please stop shitting up the thread you mentally ill freak.

I am OP. Incel.

no, you aren't. op wouldn't shit up his own thread with these retarded shitposts. go away i said

>low T incel scared by a true alpha movie hero
Look at you. All back of the bus and shit.

Actual OP here. I was looking for other examples like this, as it stated in my OP. I'm interested in watching Waterloo now.

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Speaking strictly from the point of view the faggot who wrote:
>Riddick is a power fantasy for teenage boys.
I’d say Lotr is a power fantasy for teenage boys. Nothing wrong with any of this, mind.
Now, Aragorn, Frodo, Sam and Gandalf (pretty much all of the Fellowship, really) are positive role models that little boys would want to emulate. They’re strong, have friends, all that jazz.
Riddick has one arguably good character (Keith David). Riddick himself is an ex-con and even if he does something good it’s not because he changed his ways in the end (like Boromir).

Lotr has more good characters for little boys to choose from.

Sorry I’m an ESL faggot. I’ll be waiting for your critique.

Brotherhood and friendship being projected upon by women, faggots and honorless kikes all of whom do not understand such and so need to sexualise and trivialise it.

No. I am OP and I'm not having that fake OP take credit for my work.

As a kid I would have wanted to be Riddick or Aragorn. So fuck off, you have no idea what you're talking about.

STOP SAYING INCEL FOR EVERY SINGLE RETORT
YOU
FUCKING
TRANNY

And it only cost ~90 million to make for each movie.

If you want (you)s you need to elaborate.

braindead nigs who cant live with the fact that their beloved trilogy is actually softcore gay porn with high production value

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Do you have a single source to back that up? The only thing i heard was that Ian helped Sean with some details from the book.

The Making Of goes into this. Fellowship, youtu.be/8sZMTUIegE0
5 minutes in.

What interviews did you watch? From what I've seen pretty much everyone seemed to love being on the hobbit and had a hell of a lot of fun.

Even Ian McKellen with the one scene he really struggled with seemed quite happy overall.
Also, he wasn't crying about filming stuff in front of a greenscreen, he was downhearted about failing takes and thinking he was a terrible actor due to the rather hard and challenging process of filming different scale characters.

Reminder that this unfunny faggot spamming shit pasta and incel ITT is an assblasted GoT fanboy. He’s been on a tear since the disastrous last season and George basically letting the show finish the story. Has been doing this since that shitshow ended.

>projecting this hard

Gettysburg was similar.

I think Game of Thrones is for incels too. Your move, incel.

Screwed his face up, but to a ridiculous degree, called him a waste of space, literally said he "loves the smell of his own shit" and said his ex Mrs is a sweetheart who he treated like shit on the set and when they split up everyone sided with her.

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

Spotted another incel, guys.

We've regressed since the matrix time period
Those in power were scared

d'aw

Pretty sure they are just laughing at him and exaggerating his behavior and not saying they hated him.

Friends will do that.

Riddick is a fucking D&D campaign brought to film, and it's amazing.

Because it means that the press can't use those photos in 'BEHIND THE SCENES' bullshit.

I hate how everyone blames the Peter on the Hobbit when it was clearly the Studio who not only forced him to the movies,
Make it 3 part
Have a strict timi limit so no prep time for Sets and Props to be made thats why everything was CG

Legit laughed out loud, good job user. The part about the stabbing is gold.

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>all daughters

>I cant rememeber the exact amount but it was like 10k
Almost 17000 red army soldiers was used. They spent several weeks training old school musket/cannon firing, line formation, marching ect ect. Absolutely insane.

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Yep. Absolutely insane. And totally irrelevant to this thread, you boring cunt.

It is also one of the most meticulously accurate portrayals of a historical event. Sure there are some hick ups here and there, but overall it stays true to the events on a level not even LotR could manage

You might actually have autism if that's your interpretation of what they said.

It's good, but Riddick and Jursassic Pork are better.

>War and Peace (1966)
literally the film with the greatest number of extras ever
fucking megalomaniac ruskies knew where it's at

But again, totally irrelevant to this thread. Go get some tendies, incel.

Ultra kek

>No one said Waterloo yet
Faggots.

Dilate tranny

Why are you filling this thread up calling people trannies. Grow up

Why must Yea Forums be this awful? go shitpost in a mask thread or some shit, nobody thinks you're funny.

>Thousands of extras
>three year shoot
>shot in Mongolia, Georgia, Poland, and a dozen other ex-USSR places
>Shut down by the army before they finished shooting

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Literally three posters said Waterloo you dense fuck

>Has a movie ever went that far?
During production, Sergei Bondarchuk had been carefully manicuring a hitherto ordinary parcel of Ukrainian farmland near the Czech border into a facsimile of Mont St Jean Ridge, Belgium. He bulldozed two hills, deepened a valley, laid five miles of road and six miles of pipe to create mud. He sowed fields of rye and barley and recreated four historic buildings, it must stand as one of the most impressive set builds in history for sheer landscaping alone. To film the massive battle scenes, 100 foot towers had been constructed, a helicopter readied and an overhead railway built.

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Look, I don't care what point you think you're making but it wouldn't take much for me to shut your shit down.

Luckily for you, I have no interest in the pathetic pursuits of inferior manchildren attempting to be alpha males in an electronic environment. You try take that attitude with me in the real world? See how far it gets you, kid. If you were stood in front of me right now, you wouldn't even be able to comprehend the moves I'd make and the force with which my punches would land. That's right, you'd be on the floor already, and you'd still be in the middle of processing just how fast and skilled I actually am. Your facial bone structure would repeatedly be altered with every vicious blow and you wanna know the scary thing? I wouldn't even be trying. My advice to you? Go read a book or twenty, learn to do the simple things, learn to value what is truly important and maybe then you might have what it takes to be the last man standing in real life. Til then? Watch your mouth, bitch.

Beats me bro. Odd behaviour, sitting there calling people trannies and incels. Just contribute to the thread normally.

>I've never in all my years seen someone react so negatively to the mere mention of someone's name.

then why he always work with him? tv shows, movies, you name it

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He doesn't. Ive read on here a few times that Sherlock never came back becaus these two hated eachother

>Ive read on here
>here

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>Has a movie ever went that far?
Kingdom of Heaven, although it was only one film and only a few years after the LoTR trilogy.

>garnished
It's "garnered"

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Words a diamond dozen, what matters if you understood it

>magical creature doing uncanny acrobatics
>rubber

I didn't know there was miniature work in Braindead.

Rubber up more like, incel

Yeah, go make a thread about it

The story and the extended world being a bit shitty probably had something to do with it. It felt like something that wanted to be comedy, but someone decided should be more serious sci-fi epic.

Soviet Union wanted to prove they could make an epic to end all epics. Considering the amount of extras, it definitely is a movie no studio would be able to make today.

Well yeah, when you give absolutely no basis to your argument, what do you expect

What the fuck is your major malfunction? Brain damage or sibling parents?

Real recognises real, now I know I'm real and I'm not recognising you, which means you're not real. Faggot.

Ah, so you've forgotten to take your meds.

huh?

You've forgotten you're an incel and assumed that I, an absolute behemoth of a man and a Chad supreme, would treat you with anything other than contempt.

Thorin is pretty good.

>using incel as an insult
go back

if only they'd put some effort into the scripts

I miss the good old days on Yea Forums

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Have sex, incel

Reddit's here it seems

Cinema is dead. Bury it.

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>Can find all of the Behind the Scenes for Fellowship on Youtube
>Can't find the shit for TTT or RotK fucking anywhere

For fuck sake is there a torrent or something? Don't make me have to buy the physical special edition with all the content it's pretty expensive nowadays.

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damn, cinema loOKs liKE ThAT?????

That's fine, but unfortunately, to me it suffered the same fate that the practical effects of the Star Wars prequels: they didn't feel real in the movies because postproduction, CGI and digital photography made it all look synthetic or computer generated.

I will never understand the love for this movie.
I never liked diesel, but the movie is just too forced on different aspects.
Does anybody else not like this movie? Here on tv most love it, and can't understand why.

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he would've stopped long ago, had people stopped giving him (you)s

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It's a shame when people put in so much work only for it to be dumped.

youtube.com/watch?v=fBzpT7VmSaU

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>actual uruk-hai and goblins
So they hired extras from the states and flew them to the set in New Zealand? lots of dedication.

Weak

Amazing

Stfu faggot

Please continue posting, friend

I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who fucking loved that movie.

Not really. It's quite fucking important to use the correct words when you communicate.
Regardless, thank you for getting me to learn the meaning of the word 'garner.

>make a shitty post
>(You) yourself a couple of times
>Yea Forums proceeds to reply en-masse to it, just as reddit would
>tfw Yea Forums is just reddit in disguise

btw, I gilded your post

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BASED

yikes, cringe and seething.
it was a good post, the sincere kind of humor that zoomerchan is really missing these days and could use more of, and pretty well written

Kino.

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Not a single nigger, gook or spic in the entire trilogy. Imagine that!

Way to kill the thread

yeah, this sure was a great thread and that post is definitely what killed it

Racism isn't cool user

where did I say it was

When you defended the racist post

Neither is being ashamed of your own heritage.

I love my heritage. I'm a proud white man who hates racism because as an enlightened individual I understand that racism is for the weak and unintelligent.

I am also a white man, and I hate lazy niggers. White boy cuckk

>250 posts
>107 posters
gee i wonder where a big portion of those posts went. fuck this place

I was the first to mention Waterloo, dumb cocksucker faggot nigger.

Probably because you're threatened by black masculinity.

probably incel guy

>one shots an Orc from ages away
Nah man, he managed to shoot him so that the arrow passed cleanly through his head without injuring him, and the Orc fell onto a massive inflatable pad

>Has a movie ever went that far?
Unironically Harry Potter

lmao