Recommend me French movies

Cineman
Les nouvelles aventures d'Aladin
Alad'2
Les visiteurs 3
Le baltringue
Les Bronzés 3
La Vengeance

Those are the best french movies ever
Trust me I'm french

You forgot Asterix at the Olympic Games, peak of the franchise.

redpill me on Resnais. I tried to watch Hiroshima Mon Amour but quickly lost interest after the opening.

Made in Hollywood

Jules & Jim is Yea Forums essentials

>Le baltringue
The fuck is that ?
t. french

Rififi

>made by a frog
>written by 2 frogs
>starring: frogs

Leon: The Professional

Remember the bigdil? This is his Opus Magnum.

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Vidocq
Les visiteurs
Le jaguar
Les anges gardiens
RRRrrrr!!!
Mic Macs à Tire-Larigot
Un plan parfait
Les sous-doués
Seuls Two
Libre et assoupi
Notre jour viendra

Problème Enfant Deux

Demain et tous les autres jours, if you want some naked cunny.

Watch some leo scarax movies holy motors, mauvais sang

Mon dieu...

Les trois couleurs, day of the jackal, Leonlo, la piscine, playtime. All movies with Louis de funès.

Une bouse avec Lagaff en premier rôle.

He is a pretty great director. Hiroshima is quite good but i prefer Last Year at Marienbad and American Uncle from him but all of his are worth watching, some of them like Providence and American Uncle get better with repeated viewings. He made some good short docs too.

Cette liste de merde.. lol

Banlieu 13 and Taxi if you like modern action movies.

>csq tu te rapelles avoir vu Notre Jour Viendra avec les anons de /fr/
Confit au max pêh

L'homme de Rio
one of the best Belmondo

La haine

La Haine

I enjoyed queen margot with the beautiful Isabelle Adjani

Don't watch these circlejerking garbage unless you want to die of boredom.

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Would "The Dreamers" count as a French film?

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Noëpilled.

It's shit

tirez sur le pianiste

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Le Rabbi Jacob with Louis de Funes

>no one mentioned this masterpiece

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not the same user but I watched vivre sa vie and contempt and honestly pretty much nothing happens and theres no point to them

Mesrine

Mon Oncle
Playtime for french waifu

Lot of things happen, what did you expect? I'm also not a big fan of Godard but there are lot of other directors there. Jean Pierre Melville makes crime films almost everyone can enjoy.

OSS 117

> pretty much nothing happens and theres no point to them

Watch Playtime. And watch it again. And again. Until you understand you fucking heathen.

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Taxi, Manon des Sources and Fantastic Planet

La Vengeance if you want a touching story

Le Corbeau, La Verite, Le Salaire de la Peur, Yeux Sans Visage

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La Grande Bouffe, youngfags. It's about a band of friends secluding themselves in a nice area with the aim of committing suicide by eating themselves to death. They invite prostitutes along the way and one decides to stay. There's a fucking scene where the guy is dying because he is so stuffed as the whore is riding him. She keeps riding and pushes the farts out. It's pure debauchery. La Grande Bouffe.

This was very good. It has based Marcello Mastroianni so you just know that it's good.

Iirc there was one guy who was a chef right? So they had the best food and wine and the suicide lasted for days.

How can you put Taxi on that list lmao

Marcello played the pilot i think.

It's shit

Well, there are people recommending Tati itt, so everything is possible.

le sneed

Do I want to bang Delon or do I just want to be him?

Nicky Larson : Le Parfum de Cupidon

City of Lost Children

brotherhood of the wolf is the only french movie ive ever seen. i liked it

Mortel transfer of Beneix. Very tense thriller.

I liked it. It’s on Netflix

Intouchables

It's shit

You’re shit

how is this not mentioned yet?

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The three colours trilogy

It did

lol no

You can add Double Life of Veronique
Why

French animated movies kino :
The triplets of Belleville
The Illusionist
Persepolis

>want to band alain delon but wont admit it
is the official heterosexual male position

>ctrl + F "oss"
based

YO LIL' DONNIE! I'M PISSING MY HANDS AND IT'S NORMAL HERE. YOU SHOULD COME OVER!

Remove Godard and you have a list of absolute cinematographers.
Godard alone brings it from a 10/10 list to a 7.

The Prophet

I don't like Godard, he is there because people should watch at least one or two films by him. Still an essential director imo.

Swann's Way with Alain Delon

Patricien au gout suprême, je te salue.

Le Retours du Hero c'est pas mal non plus.

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He was indeed influential in all the wrong ways. He is only worth watching as part of film history as the man that turned arts et essais from research on forms to wankery maximization.

En avant Guingamp, en avant les nègres.

My favourite movie when I was 12
Watched again recently, still great

Même à Guingamp ils ont des personnes dermatologiquement foncées ? Mazette, nous sommes dans de beaux draps.

Les Vacances De M. Hulot

Lenoir is so beautiful.

Les Gafettes were fucking kino. Especially Hilde the blondie

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What's wrong with you, nigger?

Réalité

I'm projectionist Tati is a business killer, no one want to watch that crap, not even the ciné-club faggots.

The only French movie you will ever need to see is "Jean de Florette".

>He made some good short docs too.
>Les Statues meurent aussi
>Nuit et Brouillard
big understatement my man

>projectionniste contre Tati
Tu bosses où que je vienne te mettre une fessée avec Playtime en 70mm?

I would watch it. Also that doesn't mean that his films are bad, people don't know what's good these days. If you are projectionist then don't watch screen the films in cinema.

Ratatouille

What about Sacha Guitry?

I stop you there : Cineman is pure kino, even if intentional. This amount of failure is creating pure art

Classieux.

Bloody Malory : the only french film about vampire hunters

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It's cinéma as fuck

Manon of the Spring is also good. Emmanuelle Beart is hot.
>big understatement my man
They are pretty great, yes.

>these days

Perhaps you should work in a cinema somewhere outside of 93.

What's wrong with that?

>>projectionniste contre Tati
You'll have the right to talk when you'll organize an epic drive-in showing of Trafic and everyone leaves halfway because the movie is the epitome of boreness and you lose tons of money.
Fuck Tati.

why screen Tati's least interesting film when you don't even like Tati
might as well work for Gaumont Capeshit Pathé churn some popcorn

Good god you sound like a cunt. Anyways you should have shown Playtime.

Because we try to promote culture instead of capeshit. I was against the idea though, everything from Tati is a guaranteed failure.
Like when this moron insisted to program Monsieur Bulot for the école au cinéma schedule, he said the kids would like it, guess what, the kids hated it, and for fucking good reasons.

Funny and starting Depardieu

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ok big boy give us your top 5 french films then

Hon hon hon

This
pure kino

*sniffs the panties*
>she's 14 !

I already gave them itt.
Hint : no Tati shit

Le Samourai
Climax
The 400-Blows (Les quatre-cent coups)
Wages of Fear (Salaire de la peur)
La Haine
Un Prophete
Delicatessen
Elle
Nikita
City of Lost Children (La Cité des enfants perdus)
La grande illusion
Les visiteurs
Amour
Code Unknown (Code Inconnu)
I....comme Icare
Le Pacte des Loups
Incendies
À Bout De Souffle
La passion de Jeanne d'Arc
I Stand Alone (Seul contre tous)
Irreversible
The Piano Teacher (La Pianiste)
Caché
Martyrs
Dans la maison

For moi ? It's Alain Soral.

le reine margot

Has anyone watched the TV show version of OSS 117? I can't remember what it's called but it's a comedy show set in the 50s intelligence services. No Hazanavicius but it's by the other writer.

>120 posts in
>Fantomas hasn't been mentioned yet

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Every French movie thread is either foreigners recommending the same entry level art house classics or French anons recommending contemporary French pleb garbage. The average French user has never seen a pre-2000s French movie that wasn't a pleb comedy.

Great score
So what would you recommend, there are some good recommendations itt.

I legitimately cannot understand how someone could have Godard and Haneke in the same list as Les Visiteurs and Besson shit.

Stolen Kisses
Yoyo
Story of a Cheat
Le Bonheur
Camille Claudel 1915
Lola (Jacques Demy)
My Night at Maud's

you sound like you're fucking annoying, even by French standards.

Fifth Element, sorta

It's Belgian French but:

C'est Arrive pres de chez vous (1992)

It's a lowbudget mockumentary dark comedy about the life of an assassin in Belgium

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Zazie dans le métro was fun and I'm not even a cunnykino connoisseur, I legitimately liked it.

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