>stop masturbation for 2 weeks as I was becoming extremely tired
>forgot about porn and was starting to enjoy life
>had to go to dentist appointment yesterday
>cute asian hygienist begins cleaning my teeth
>she's wearing some perfume
>never had sex before and still a Virgin at the age of 29
>begin to realize I've screwed up as I haven't masturbated in forever
>she begins brushing my arms and I begin getting a boner
>she leans in to get av better angle and I feel the side of her breast touch my shoulder
>first time I've ever felt a breast
>I begin to lose it and squirm in the chair which causes a lot of pain
>she puts her hand on my chest and apologizes I cum in my pants
>realize what the fuck I just did wearing sweat pants and the stain begins to appear
>I panic and tell her im cold can she pass me my hoodie
>put it over my legs so she can't see my cum pants
>thankfully she didn't notice
>tells me im done for the day a while later and I thank her with the freezing still in my mouth
>still holding the hoodie in my waist I tell her I forgot my credit card at home and can't pay until next visit
>quickly run out of the room before she can notice anything
>skip paying at the front desk and run to my car and quickly drive home with sticky legs
Guys I'm a 29 year old virgin who has never touched a woman before. That whole experience changed my life. I didn't know woman had that kind of power over me. Please guys you have to help me. I really don't want to begin masturbating on a regular basis as I was beginning to feel born again with youth and energy. How can I not masturbated and still prevent myselft from cumming in my pants when a woman touches me? please I really need some advice here.
Stop masturbation for 2 weeks as I was becoming extremely tired
just have sex
Just be yourself
I 100% believe that this actually happened
If you can afford dental care you can buy an Asian hooker
be yourself
Imma get banned for replying to off topic garbage
I LOVE IT WHEN HAIRDRESSERS LEAN IN AND YOU CAN FEEL THEIR SOFT BREAST TOUCHING YOU
Sex is overrated
janny dont do this to me
did she have yoga pants on?
at least you got trips
you're supposed to cum in your pants when the dental hygienist rubs on you. that's the whole reason to go to the dentist. next time it happens just fart to cover up your fermented 2 week old cum stink.
Unheavenly creature, swinging from your cable, I know my dear the end is near so run like a son of a gun. Did anybody treat you better? Follow their laws to the letter?
>sweatpants to the dentist
kind of trashy
>2 week old cum stink
dude what
Coheed fag what are you doing here
this is not your place
This has almost happened to me multiple times before too....
>tfw you go to sportsclips
>tfw a hottie rubs her tits on you (on purpose to earn tips)
>tfw you feel like a million bucks with your shitty haircut afterwards
based
Used to go there until they hired some old bitch who scalped my fuckin neck. The girls there never last long desu
>wearing sweatpants in public
Fake and gay, not even a total retarded autist would do this.
What? It's style, I do it.
normalfag
Yes we get it
You're white.
You're male.
You're a virgin
You're "depressed" and think all the media sucks now and can't consume it anymore
We get it? Okay? Now kill yourself.
also this story never happened, obviously.
I genuinely hope you never find happiness
(im not white btw)
Just drive to a different town man. There is one in almost every city. You have to learn how to avoid the rare babushka who is cutting hair. Always select the stylist with the hottest sounding name