How long until we get an ASMR movie?

How long until we get an ASMR movie?

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Is ASMR just thinly veiled fetish porn or what?

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i hope that a based porn poster will save this thread and dab on her beta orbiters

>thinly veiled

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What? Her porn is ASMR kino too

It didn't start out that way. When I was a teenager there was a small community of people who watched massage videos and bob ross and other such things because it made their head tingle. Eventually the tingling was called ASMR and people experimented with triggering it intentionally. Somewhere along the way it got out of control and was taken over by e-thots but back then it was comfy.

Imagine being a woman in 2019

>immediately accepted at all universities
>can get a comp sci degree and go to literally any tech company and secure a 250k a year job because of diversity hires

Don't want to do comp sci? drop out and just make ASMR videos for hundreds of thousands of views where you make a 30 minute video once a day of just you flicking and whispering into a mic Don't even want to do that? Just do fucking nothing and rake in beta bucks on instagram as you sell soiled panties, your "premium" snapchat, and sell bath water for 50 bucks a pop.

We've had it for a while now.

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fuck off incel

I mean, guys can sell soiled panties too. You're just not hot enough to get any customers.

he's correct though

But is it worth your dignity? I would not lick the same lolly as my sister on camera for all the patreon bucks in the world.

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>tingles
Is this a real thing? Do you have to have a certain kind of wiring to experience them?

How come as soon as anything gets big and popular women gravitate towards it but ignore the reasons that made it good in the first place and instead just hijack it?

Only some people experience them. My earliest memory of them was watching someone tie their shoelaces as a kid, it gave me a weird tingling on the back of my head and neck. It happened a few more times but I never realized that other people experienced it until youtube

There's not enough incestual vibe older sister asmr

I think ASMR was especially doomed because a lot of men can't get ASMR intentionally from men

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Ask and you shall receive.

The best is when you can convince the newbies that your fetishes are ASMR. Lot of good self-gagging and feet channels these days.

I always figured the dudes with high sub/view numbers were good at ASMR, but why the fuck would I want some dude whispering me to sleep every night when there's 10x more women making content.

ASMR like porn is just another device to cease the incel rebellion

>tfw no tingling or any other reaction from ASMR
What a waste, this seems like a nice fetish to have. At least I have necrophilia.

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horseface with grey roast beef pussy lips all stretched out

Women don't have dignity

It's a virtual girlfriend simulator nowadays with fetish roleplays mixed in. Wasn't always that way but instagram thots and ex-pornstars have overrun it with meaningless content that doesn't achieve the actual ASMR effect or even try most of the time.


That said, Creative Calm is my literal and unironic dream girl and I wish she were my wife.

I don't find porn hot anymore unless it's immersive or a POV as if you were the one get blowed or fucking. Otherwise I can't get turned on, even then most of them seem boring.
>tldr; stopped watching porn because asmr

like... Bob Ross? That's the thing. Men's ASMR is either unintentional, just generally soft spoken, or with intent but don't use their voice and instead use other tools like picks and brushes