Who the fuck were Franklin, Grant and, Jackson?

The Mask mentions these friends but we never see them. Was he lying? If so, why did that lie work?

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they're presidents on american dollar bills

how did Stanley meet them? did he go back in time using the power of the Mask? why didn't we see that scene?

the mask are low tier gods or reality and cinema

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Why are people also trying to meme the original mask?
That's actually a good film.
Can we stick to the retarded reboot lads?

they both are

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They were Cuban Pete's backup band.

this is standard obtusemisunderstandingposting

Are you under the impression good movies or shows don't have memes too?

ah, El Cubano (or its full title "Pedro el Cubano, el Rey de la Ritmo Rumba!"), a classic of 1950s Mexican cinema. Some chortle at its dated romanticism of Cuba, but the heart and passion of the music numbers is undeniable.
You'll feel every chick chicky boom in your soul.

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Who was the pajama thief?

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BASED

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Why did he bring an IV drip to a party? Was he sick? If so why was it never brought up again?

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Pete

This movie has a lot of meme dialogues, I'm surprised they aren't forced here

The real villain pulling the strings
He was supposed to be the ultimate boss for the third movie

he warned the other woman about catching a "Chest cold" so we can assume he was concerned about the health of others and ready to jump in when the situation demanded it

can they be stopped?

But who was Cuban Pete? Why was he only in one scene to aid Ipkiss' escape?

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Pete because he is cuban, this movie was from a different time

That was very considerate of him

It was Thawun Ahrmdaman.

It was from his dying wife’s hospital room you inconsiderate jerk. She gave it to him as something to remember her by, did you even watch the movie?

kek

he clearly wanted to know for sure, which is why he publicly issued a challenge
He was probably someone who used the bank Ipkiss worked at. We can assume he was a wealthy Cuban who fled Castro's regime. surprisingly political, really.

>You'll feel every chick chicky boom in your soul.
based

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>You were good, kid, real good. But as long as I'm around, you'll always be sek'oon besht, see?
Was this some kind of Native American ethnic slur?

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>SOMEBODY STOP ME
I feel like the mask went beyond his usual existential self in this scene; he wants to apply the brakes on the meaningless of life and his place in it entirely.
A real turning point in the film.

A fun fact, Georges Cravenne, the creator of the prestigious César Award, said that he was inspired to create a high class film award for France, their Oscar equivalent,
upon viewing a re-release of Le Masque during the early 1970s. He said when he witnessed Jaques le Carré's tortured cry at his own reflection of "SOMEBODY STOP ME",
he immediately thought, we need an award for moments like this, true milestones in French cinema. Le Masque's legacy truly stretches far beyond 1954.

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Yes by the mythic being himself....Somebody.

>when you see your posts reappearing as pasta

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Bring around...the Loaner.

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formerly sneed and chuck

Jackson was a reference to the late artist Michael Jackson.

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ahh, along with John Grant and Paul Franklin, he was saying that he knew many famous musicians. Why did he go with such an eclectic collection?

Uh, you don't get to bring friends.

>mfw he successfully combined my existential post with your film buff post

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the loaner?

The loaner?

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It's a classic!

le Prêteur?

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Well, take a look at Ipkiss in his fancy neo-noir car!

kek

I love this board

It's Dakota, the language of the northern Sioux tribe. It means "gutshitter ratcuntface".

No they’re not, Franklin and Jackson are both blackguy names and America has only had one black president.

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the height here is accurate

>When he murders his domineering landlady and her kid comes in to see the bloody scene
"Sorry son, the dog was rabid, had to put her down"

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they were the three punks he killed earlier

>it's a 2 on 1 boss

I think he wants to communicate.

The one armed man

>retarded reboot
Because no one saw this shit except you, retard
Moreover it makes me sick knowing it actually exist and you filthy shits trying to mix it with original mask


die

Hop in, dude.

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He said that because nipples get hard when it's cold, after he thought about it he changed his mind about wrapping her up because he realized that's hot.

"my bad"

>I drive.

It's a fucking classic, now get in!

they always dress so nice

it's just too good to be true

youtu.be/XbtTTxFbNQU

LET'S ROCK THIS JOINT

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Quads and I get a hot rich girlfriend soon.

HOLY FUCK!

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well done kid

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SMOKIN'

BOOGIE

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Ben Franklin was never a President, so that theory is busted.

Don't you just LOVEEEEEE Halloween?

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SMMMMMOKIN

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IIIIIIII GOT YOU WITH MY WINNING SMILE
I'M A LIVING LESSON IN FLAIR AND STYLE
YOU JUST CAN'T HELP BUT STARE AT MY SAVOIR-FAIRE

I'M NOUVEAU, DECO, ROMAN-GRECO
ROCOCO, BARROCO, BE-BOP, HIP-HOP, FLIP-FLOP...
SOMEBODY STOP ME!

PRETTY VIRIDIAN FACES LIKE MINE
DON'T COME A DIME A DOZEN
I STAND OUT OF THE CROWD!
BABE WHEN THEY MADE ME, YEAH, THEY BROKE THE MOLD!
WHOLESOME AND KIND, STAID AND REFINED
TOTALLY OUT OF MY MIND!

ARCH-VILLAINS AND NE'ER-DO-WELLS
HAD BETTER LEARN TO DECORATE PRISON CELLS
>GREEN GOES WITH ANYTHING IF THEY ASK, SEE!

WELL THERE'S ONE LAST THING I GOTTA SING ABOUT
OPEN UP WIDE AND REALLY SHOUT!

OHHHHHHHH LOOK OUT!

THIS IS THE MASK!

SSSSMOKIN'!

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He made a mistake. It was "his bad"

CAN'T GET IN HER SCENE IF YOU DON'T GOT THE GREEN

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Underrated comment

the movie did the orchestral better

based

DADDY'S GOT A "digits" TOOTH

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He didn't get to bring friends.

que?

The Loaner?

can someone recolour the golden lel macro to be green

LE PRETEUR

it's an attempt at another retarded nazi meme thing like le ebin honkler

This looks like Sin City

it ain't

My bad.

"my bad"

yeah i made it 45 minutes in and can't finish that fucking movie, holy shit

TE AMO BEYAAAYYYBEEE

kys pleb

I don’t understand, why does Cuban Pete also have a green head like the Mask does? What’s with the green face?

It’s split personality. The name “the mask” doesn’t reference a physical mask, but rather the intangible “mask” used to hide this.
The mask clearly has multiple personality disorder: the fact that in one second the mask understands what the bouncer is saying, yet the next second seems to misinterpret it, suggests either a memory disorder or, more likely, a personality disorder.
The difference between the two personalities shown in the start of the scene is clear: one is a duller, more serious personality (now referred to as Kennedy) and the other is a more wacky, zany, more mocking personality (referred to as Carrey). The obvious split is upon the ID/IV gag: Kennedy reiterates what the bouncer asked, so he can be sure to collect the correct item from his pockets, but as he does so the Carrey personality gains the spotlight, and purposely, almost mockingly, pulls out an IV stand. When the guard corrects him, Carrey airquotes the phrase “my bad”. This implies that the mask is attempting to say that, whilst it is his fault, it is not truly his fault, but the fault of one of his many personalities and that he shouldn’t take 100% of the blame. Carrey then attempts to pull another gag, one presumably involving many pairs of trousers as he finds “which one he left it in”, but Kennedy manages to pull back the spotlight and cuts the gag short, procuring the desired identification required to enter the event.
This theory is further supported by the musical number: the song goes through distinct phases, each corresponding to a different genre. During each of these, the titular Mask has a different outfit. This gives weight to the MPD claim, as each section is a different personality controlling our protagonist, and switching the song and the outfit to their favourite. This results in a hodgepodge musical number that’s hard to follow. Furthermore, the different camera angles used suggest a message: each personality views the party, and life, in a different way.

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based
neck urself cringelord
your fucking meme sucks

Man, this poster’s embarrassing

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>almost all his memes are from the first 20 min of the movie
>he couldn't even finish it himself

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He didn’t watch the original Cannes short film “Homme Transfiguré Avec un Masque Étrange et Organise de Joyeuses Fêtes”

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>Implying I didn't watch all 6gb of a French BluRay rip

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Imagine being in an actual movie theater and a 3 story tall Jamie Kennedy Mask face fills up your entire field of vision.

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>sotm posters competing with sneed
>the mask posters who don't get it and want the mask to be a meme

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That picture is LITERALLY me

Jaime Kennedy is a kino magnet

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Me too and I feel awful for it.

Did anybody else think that the doctor was actually dr. Dre did you ever feel bad for him when he got shot and died as a kid?

He was King of the Rhumba beat

Boogie
formerly Smokin

Imagine not wanting a three story tall face of jamie Kennedy making a disgusting expression to not fill up your vision

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unfortunately, i don't have to imagine it

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i can't think of a good line for this I just wanted to make it

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RANK THE PARTY SCENE SEGMENTS MASKCHADS
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add the musical numbers from the original

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Would you have taken the 2.5 million dollars JK got for starring in this movie, with the price being your acting career being effectively forfeit, and a laughing stock for the rest of your life?

This thread is sooo funny LOL. You guys are too much! Please do one when you think standard dialogue are names being dropped, those crack me up LMAO

I feel like what happened to Kennedy was even worse than being a laughingstock, this movie essentially memoryholed him

2.5 million dollars once, or the chance at having more than one gig which would net you potentially far more than 2.5 million dollars.
Hard one to choose, I’ll need some time.

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how much was carrey paid to star in what essentially made him more iconic than ever before?

Good quesiton. Though Jim Carrey was a bigger star at the time than Jamie Kennedy was when he did the sequel.

I mean i get what you're saying but Cuban Pete etc is actually consistent and enjoyable songs while the various parts of I Love You Baby are a scattershot of enjoyment making ranking more interesting in my opinion.
I'll still consider adding original musical parts however, i'll sleep on it.

No way he earned that much? He was a nobody

He did ace Ventura and dumb and dumber at the same time, reckon he’s equally famous for all three

>all his memes come from the fact that he’s horny for a CGI robot

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SOMEBODY STOP HIM

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only one of them are kino

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How's everyone celebrating The Mask turning 25 today?

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You nailed it

>the perfect score

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Obviously it was Dorian. He was practising being a small-time crook before managing to obtain the mask himself to take over Niko's business.

What movie?

see

Perhaps he was asking for the true origin of the films:

Where to?

An Edge City tradition

What was his fucking problem?

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In the next life, if you weren't on here asking for a girlfriend depending on your post number you would have one by now

>not including the cut death metal scene

youtube.com/watch?v=54dnVIAGXQM

Starts at 1:16

I wish they'd just used the same actor, I can't even figure out if this one is a real person or not

BACKPAY?

Very Drive-esque. Or is it the other way around? Did Hack Refn base the aesthetic of the entire movie around this one (if you pardon me*) throwaway scene in The Mask?

* There are no throwaway scenes in The Mask, of course.

I'm gonna post nonsensical messages about it on this Chinese fingertrap board.

I knew it

They were previous owners of the Mask.

dumb zoomer piece of shit
I wish your parents were in the WTC on 9/11 so we wouldn’t have to deal with you

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he didn’t want to go into withdrawals in the middle of the event
can you blame him?

It's P-A-R-T-Y TIME!

this 1 hundo p

Snoooooze

SOMEBODY STOP THEM

isn’t the line “you like me, you really like me”?

>dollar bills

Return to reddit Muhammad.

Kellaway. He was running a con, stealing the PJs of the witnesses he questioned.

>tfw can't not imagine the original The Mask as some Casablance-esque epic now

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>dog farts then laughs

Yeah, the height of cinema.

it pissed, not farted

real alitabro here, fuck you sneedfag, stop using OUR ALITA pics, silly chimp, BOGGIE!

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Well, excuuuuuuuse me! It's academy award is in the mail.

Not only that but the first movie launched the career of Cameron Diaz. It wasn't even particularly good but it came out at the right time and it found an audience that loved it.

SOTM killed the careers of pretty much everyone involved, but none worse than Kennedy.

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>"TOMMY'S GUN"

Erm, who?

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