TV adaptation when?

TV adaptation when?

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Just leave it the fuck alone.

but why?

I love crossed but I really can't see a show based on it being successful. It's not an impossibility but I feel like adapting it would be such a difficult thing to pull off successfully.

The cucks at Yea Forums hate this because it’s too violent

It's unadaptable, at least at the budget it'd require. The constant violence and rape would cause too much controversy, unless it was heavily censored. Normalfags could barely handle the lucille scene in TWD or Sansa's rape in GoT, they wouldn't be able to handle this unedited.

>Normalfags could barely handle the lucille scene in TWD or Sansa's rape in GoT, they wouldn't be able to handle this unedited.
TWD and GoT are some of the most highly successful shows in history and still continued airing for years and gaining higher ratings in spite of those controversial scenes.
You are underestimating how much normies actually like the shock factor element and how quickly they forget the outrage and buzzword articles that pop up immediately afterwards.

>posting on Yea Forums
there's your mistake

Will never happen and if it did it would be trash. The only hope of some sort of crowd funded animation.

Someone give me a basic gestalt. Based on the posts ITT, it's the ultimate edgelord picture book.

>DUDE GORE AND RAPE
Its shit just accept it

>HORSECOCK
pls don't

Zombie apocalypse but the zombies are somewhat intelligent and have the urge to rape torture, and murder (in the most torturous way possible) every living thing they see.

The edge factor is the only thing it has going for it

It's just 10/10 edgy. Little girls gore raping their mothers, cannibalism, rape and gore festivals. It can be tongue in cheek.

Some stories are generally good, but it's indistuingishable from zombie stories.
The only difference is just how mentally fucked the characters become. This concept is actually pretty terrifying, which props up the sometimes mediocre story telling.

>ultimate edgelord picture book
That’s about all it really is user desu

Interesting idea, will give it a try if it's on torrents cus i dont know where the fuck to look for comics

Crossed is way too edgy and depressing in comparison to TWD.

>wanting jews to adapt this

The first Crossed comic is really kino

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This.

I have more respect for Kirkman than I do for Ennis

Post the SJW adaptation.

>All female group, except for 2 guys, 95 percent of crossed are male and white.
>Writers pretend like they didn't notice
>It's about life as a woman, having to deal with potential rapists and murderers daily
>Scene where the 2 men talk about becoming Crossed, that it is inevitable anyway, showcasing the male's innate desire to rape and mutilate women
>Female bad ass says "get used to it, we did" when male character has a mental breakdown after a close call

These guys at the top panel dont look zombey at all

Yeah, can't wait to see how it would be bastardized.

Hollywood jews just need to stay away from everything.

>season 3 of TWD
>season 4 of GoT
>season 1 of The Boys
If these all happened at the same time I could see Crossed coming out. People would be open to pessimism, violence, zombie genre and Ennis' sick mind. Right now, I don't think there is an appetite for all that.

I expect GoT will not hold up to the test of time now that it's over and everyone is disappointed. I still don't understand how people watched TWD.

They aren't zombies. Just humans who decided to rape and and mutilate every living thing around them. They talk and are fairly intelligent, making rudimentary plans and using small tools, to further their goal of rape, murder and dismemberment.

Not really zombies. It is just a disease that makes people ultra violent, rapey and thrill obsessed. They remain intelligent and alive but they're absolute slaves to some overwhelming need to torture, rape, kill and inflict suffering

>I love crossed
Why though?

The ass pulls are legendary.

>defensively naming your file something in case someone finds it
I do this too

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>dontworrysheis18.mkv

Did anyone else fap to this? Even well into the murder part?

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i've fapped to every crossed comic that's been made

Based. There needs to be more rape/snuff kino.

art style is so fucking shit it's hard to fap to it

mechanically they act like zombies. They have no sense of self preservation and are also able to tank normally debilitating injuries. Sure they plan and use tools, but plenty of regular zombie movies have done this as well so that's not really a good separation. They only real difference I've seen is the rape part and the fact that they don't, immediately, eat their victims

POZZED

crossed plus 100 could be adapted, easily since its just overgrown rural areas with some set pieces like train tanks and corrugated forts, no harder than walking dead. crossed plus 100 is ultra big brained scifi, give it a shot even if you didnt like the others, salt of the earth...

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But the movie already exists?

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Yeah, and then they repeat the same fucking message in every comic after, each time trying to outedge the previous comic
>OI, TURNS OUT 'UMANITY AN' THE CROSSED AIN'T SO DIFFERENT AFTER ALL! REALLY BOILED YOUR BRAINBEANS THERE DIDN'T WE?

Seriously
>dude what if the protagonist was the daughter of an incestuous pedophile cult leader?
>dude what if the protagonist was a serial killer?
>dude what if the protagonist molested his younger brother, turning him into a criminal?

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That's probably 60% of why I don't post at Yea Forums. There are plenty of reasons to talk shit about Crossed, but not talking about it at all/banning conversation about it on fucking Yea Forums? Fuck.

readcomicsonline

i honestly wish they'd stop adapting good shit into horrible live action tv series. how about an ANIMATED adaption of CROSSED, directed by the original artists, in their style? we have the technology and this would allow all the extreme violence and rape with none of the bullshit.

>Seriously
>>dude what if the protagonist was the daughter of an incestuous pedophile cult leader?
>>dude what if the protagonist was a serial killer?
>>dude what if the protagonist molested his younger brother, turning him into a criminal?

i think the point is that only the insane or sociopathic humans can survive in crossed world, they arent crossed but theyve abandoned their humanity

fuck this is accurate

It's like that cringeworthy friend who chucks exclamations like "fuck nuggets!" into sentences whilst talking about his athiesm. It just bounces boringly between people being raped to criticism of christianity until every story peters out.

The dialogue in Moore’s Crossed just hurt my brain.

Nothing to do with violence levels. They don't like it on Yea Forums because in the main it's edgelord gore BS. There are good Crossed stories which are acknowledged as such there: The Fatal Englishman, Wish You Were Here, etc. but it gets badly handled by average writers trying too hard.

Even other Avatar titles have a larf at Crossed's OTT gore.

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Not surprised, the one time I went there, the catalog was nothing but shows made for little girls or toddlers.

hopefully never it's shit

lmao those shows are only extreme by normie standards.

Nothing to do with violence. Yea Forums used to have discussion about some shitty guro fetish webcomic.

Because it's unironically shit

I liked the first Crossed but the joke wore thin real fast afterwards. Every issue is

>Dude Crossed rape babies lmao
>Dude Christians and Christianity are evil lmao
>Dude humans are the real bastards cause they hate gays lmao
>Dude you're retarded if you try to be smart and deal with the threat intelligently lmao

That’s every Ennis comic

theyre close minded they only care about waifufagging

Yea Forums doesn’t like it cuz its all edge with no point

Outside of the mainstream stuff like Punisher he seems to have a one track mind doesn't he?

So the zombies are indistinguishable from modern day africans then? How can you tell if someone is infected or is just black?

What is crossed besides mediocre gore and minimally graphic rape? There's never been a good Crossed story and the graphic violence wouldn't be feasible without a budget that massively outstripped the potential viewership.
TWD already exists and is utter dog shit and a crossed adaptation would just be an even shitter version of that, even in a magical world were it could have the extreme content.
You'd be better off adapting any one of the thousands of extreme mangas out there that has an original premise and characters.

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Do you really want Seth Rogen to do his take on this, too?!

>Ennis writing anything other than Punisher
Yikes

Art style is shit and dialogue is pitifully bad. I can't even imagine why you would bother trying to fap to a scene so lame when there is so much better rape content out there.

God, I hate having a strong morbid curiosity while simultaneously having a strong dislike to seeing cute girls die. I can stomach Crossed better than mangas because at least in western stuff they don't go out of there way to make the redshirt characters cute

Moore touched that shit? What the fuck.

Someone post that "social justice WHAT" page. You know the one.

Irish writer makes story about a disease that gives you the St George's cross on your face and makes you commit atrocities.

heh

It’s basically incomprehensible. Phone fag pic related

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>live action comics
No. Americans can't act like in the comics unlike japanese.

>jungling

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>Based on the posts ITT, it's the ultimate edgelord picture book.
You would think so, but actually it's extremely tame compared to any entry level guroshit and even a lot of mainstream japshit. In truth, what it really is, is a few panels of mediocre gore and the very, very rare and tame rape scene, surrounded by mind numblingly boring TWD melodrama with one dimensional characters and painfully generic post-apoc storylines.
I've tried a few crossed runs and without exception they have been the most boring comics I've ever read.

B A S E D

Painfully dated early '10s edgecore.

It can't work as a TV show unless it gets watered down heaps.

There's too much rape and sexual deviancy, the gore isn't the issue.

I don't really like crossed as the people turn too quickly

It's too hardcore for TV.
But I guess they would show the circle jerk on bullets scene.

Never because it's edgy trash that only have like 3 good stories

Didn't Kevin Spacey bought the rights of a script for a Crossed film some years ago?

That's some awful art.

>yfw no live version of this kino moment

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The Boys got a pretty well reception from the general viewers as far as I've seen. That's anonther comic that I've never expected to be made into a show adaption.
Would that give a little more of hope for a Crossed adaptation in the future?

>irish
dropped

I don't remember this, what issue is it from?

It's sjw garbage

what's that?

I think the only way they could adapt Crossed into an animation and make it as violent and bloody is if some anime company gets to make it.

>thought the censor stickers were some sperg being a pussy
>pleasant chuckle was had reading the full page

do you have any reccs that aren't fansadox?

Patient Zero. It's not good, but it's literally Crossed.

>tfw Fernando is basically dead
Give me my cheerleaders sequel. I want to see the redhead lesbian teacher get boned.

The first Badlands story was great. Most of the rest were just lame

This niggas seriously ban anyone talking about it?

And they're right for doing so. This is just an edgelord comic that relies solely on being "shocking".

Crossed used to get storytimed all of the time until the faggot mods banned them.

nigga just go to e hentai and type in "rape".

What is the most kino of Ennis' work and why is it Punisher MAX?

They could get away with the bikers one, I don't think that had anything exceedingly graphic, and it was one of the... incredibly few Crossed comics that was partially readable.

The only other good one I can recall was the Groundhog Day one with the Russian guy. The rest are either just plain shit, or they feature some particular bits which are simply too extreme to show on TV, like the awol SAS trying to get to Porton Down.

>comics
age a bit

it's boring garbage

Proper adaptation of it would be great. The problem with the comics is that they're just really short and are nothing but pointless edginess. I really liked the comics and wanted to get into them, but it really doesn't go anywhere. You just have some family get raped and killed, in one comic the gimmick is that it's children doing the rape, in another comic the gimmick is that a guy swings a horse penis as a weapon, another comic has a gimmick that people eat shit, it's just gimmicks.
The Crossed universe could make for a really good fucked up horror movie, the people behind the property just don't give a shit. They only want to put out short shitty stories of the same exact bullshit with a different edgy gimmick. No real story, no lore, no characters. The closest it came to telling a story was when you got a bit of info about how the crossed herd works and how they will thin out their numbers until they become small bands of raiders, they have some sort of a hive mentality, and there was that one story where one of the crossed retained some of his humanity.
The Crossed property is just shallow, they haven't done anything with it and no one will ever touch it.

;_;

The webcomic had a significant amount of lore and setting building, it's just a shame that plot/storytelling -wise it went to shit overtime.

>Dude, what if, what if the only people who didn't get the virus, were, like stoners? And they have to keep being stoned all the time to survive? And one of the characters is a talking and walking can of pressed tomatoes for no reason? That would be awesommmmmmme... What was I saying?

because its a fucked up gore fest covering all the plots you see in zombie movies and bit more. because reading it makes me feel uncomfortable and I like media that can move me on way or the other
its never happening.

oopsy this, there are people used like chattel in this

>Based on the posts ITT, it's the ultimate edgelord picture book.
It is

read crossed badlands it has more variety

Is the series finally over?

based

If it were to be adapted they'd need to eliminate the rape and most of the sex horror (e.g. fucking guts or whatever). Hyperviolent infected but that retain a basic (and some advanced) level of intelligence is still an interesting enough concept. Zombies are played out, but infected using tools, building societies, disguising themselves as normal humans, laying traps or avoiding human traps, now that hasn't been done since some of the Romero movies.

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yeah but then where is the downside of being infected?

well the infected aren't acting smart at first, they start off massacring everyone but also killing themselves for shits and giggles, it's only after 9 out of 10 humans are massacred that the smarter infected realize things need to change or they'll die out while the organized humans survive

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They already remade ‘The Crazies’ user

True but that didn't have the infected organize themselves. Come on, zombies keeping humans uninfected as livestock or making houses out of skin or burying themselves underground to come out decades later and catch humans by surprise isn't interesting to you?

remember that webseries they tried to get off the ground? neither do I

Huh, it never hit me how Irish the name Ennis sounds

I like preacher, haven't gotten around to punisher yet

its actually hitman

fuck this shit comic, transmetropolitan adaptation when?

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That's because its not about zombies, instead its a deep and intellectually provoking criticism of religion. Goes over the head of most normies.

Just read Jame Herbert's The Fog. Crossed is a pile of shit for retards.

no way they can adapt this without butchering it and considerably toning down the edginess

>tfw I actually managed to fap to a few panels

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I hope never
ithe comic is perfect, any adaptation will make it worse
>no smoking cuz bad
>no drugs
>instead of things like spider talking with child prostitutes, he will go help some trans teenager be accepted
>the president will be more orange than in the comics

you know I speak the truth, transmetropilitan was a product of its own time, and cant be done in current year

it would be punisher if not for how good the ending of hitman was
made me cry like a bitch

They're right. It's just stupid.

>the comic is perfect

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you want a fact to prove that transmetropolitan is perfect?
that fact is the comic itself, go read it now, fucking mouthbreather

Why so they can shit it up with gender and diversity bullshit? Just leave it alone

Fuck yall trash nigga I just need someone to tell me FX isn't going to fuck up y the last man like they did preacher

>You would think so, but actually it's extremely tame compared to any entry level guroshit and even a lot of mainstream japshit.
This is not true. I've read both and crossed is right there with the worst of guro.

>BUT HUHUH DUDE *takes hit from alien head bong* WHAT IF WE MAKE THEM NAZIZOMBIES???

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Oh there's deep lore and good stories and whatnot. The problem is the nuggets are so few and far between, with so much filler. Maybe 80-90% of the franchise isn't worth reading.

The entire ending hinges on a plot hole. (The continuity error of the timing when he gave the revived woman the camera.) I like Transmet but it's far from perfect.

+100 was so much better than everything else Crossed, it's fucking incredible how galaxy-brained Moore is next to everyone else writing for comic-books. The 'Foundation' twist was about the last thing left to be done with the American neo-Western post-apocalypse drama. It's done now.

Also very based of him to make one of the strongest surviving communities in that part of the USA Muslim, but also overrun by faggots and led by a woman. He was also the only one to pull off the 'maybe uncrossed are just as bad' shit and not have it feel like complete hackery. Trackjack Bailey is an awesome character, even if he wasn't entirely Moore's.

+100 seriously justifies the existence of all of the awfulness that is the rest of Crossed. And if you dislike the dialogue you're a pleb. It's hilarious and is a genuinely well done 'subtle' reddit-detail that fleshes out the setting and makes sense, mostly. Some new terms seem more complicated than the ones they're replacing.

Even if it's a pile of shit, I chuckled at this bit.

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Yeah the dialogue didn't even take any getting used to for me. Literally all you have to do is understand how etymology works. Most of the new words have a joke built into them. I'd say there are a few other stories about on par with +100 though.

Post the next page

>In the Tennessee region shown in Crossed: +100, major religions such as Judaism and Christianity have died out, and most people are irreligious, though there are a few survivor enclaves that still practice Islam
y'all... paradise

Do you know where you can find the recent comics (besides 8muses?)

Right. What happens next?

POST IT

I fucking wish, this is my guilty pleasure

Crazy crossed woman holding a knife with her vagina then stabbing her husband through the head

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What happens?

Based, he didn't take the easy way out.

Alan Moore is a pseud hypocrite retard who says he hates "monotheism" while in reality only hating Christians and constantly glorifies Islam, claims to be an "anarchist" and to be apolitical while making speeches for the labor party. He just hates normal Christian culture because he's a fucking boomer who thinks that sex and drugs is better than the 2000 year old history of his civilization.
He's written some good stuff though.

Cheeky cunt

Isn't that like Ghost of Mars?

All of crossed is just inane anti-white college student shit. The type everyone knew who would wear a t-shirt saying 'fuck jesus' and acted like a revolutionairy but would be reduced to impotent tears if you said maybe blacks have a lower biological intelligence.

Each crossed comic prides itself in being transgressive in the most boring gory way but then falls in line with stale inaccurate criticism of christianity as the 'real evil' all along. Sometimes the characters are hilarious mary sue atheists like in the british one where they meet the priest and children.

cry moar

based ending desu

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F

>woman gets raped
>man gets raped
>child gets ripped apart
for all the talk of edginess, the always avoid the only actual taboo they could include

Crossed is too fucking mean spirited.
In real life all the crossed could be wiped out by a few thousand infantrymen with rifles and machineguns.

Nah they've had raped kids. There's no real taboo in gore, it's such a safe 'edginess'.

You only need a few hundred men, like the spaniards against the savage indians

Why don't they immediately turn into Crossed as they are getting slashed and raped? Doesn't it take less then a minute of fluid contact to turn someone into a Crossed?

Well especially as the crossed maim and kill much more readily than infect. They always just come up with unreasonable numbers of them to justify the threat.

I literally just started reading Crossed a few hours ago due to this thread
It's very inconstant on how the Crossed Bullshit started but the Crossed are way more dangerous than you'd think
They've detonated nuclear power plants, crashed 747's into towns and fighter jets into ground targets
They also have the ability to use firearms, are surprisingly intelligent in spite of their savagery and can even wage psychological warfare
Spit turned a guy in like 15 seconds, a cum covered bullet turned a guy in like 8 hours
I can only assume they haven't ejaculated yet

No fluid until they've ejaculated.

>Nah they've had raped kids.
Not really. They've just implied it, and always far off panel. Cowards.

And armored wardogs.

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Yeah. Like all 'zombie' media it has little consistency, though crossed is inconsistent from the start.

lol anarchism isnt apolitical

Except in the Crossed universe, it started everywhere at the same time, logic be damned how.

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They've shown kids with bleeding rectums with narration saying they were raped..

That's a big fucking baby.

4u

>Mercury Heat
It's another Avatar Press comic series

They should have done that with The Boys and Jimmy's Bastards

So not actually showing anything? Wow, now that's what I call edgy.

If the infected go crazy and carve crosses into their faces doesn't it stand to reason a lot of them would eventually bleed out or succumb to their wounds and also collapse due to sleep/food deprived? Zombie shit always bugs me on how unrealistic the setup is. Thus the Crossed wouldn't really be much of a global threat really.

Not a carving, it's a rash

the crossed aren't going to lose morale and run away like the Indians

Don't complain about inconsistency. The virus is supernatural or paranormal in origin.

Crossed die all the time from exposure and infection and stuff. The first arc is about characters heading for Alaska because the cold winters will thin out the Crossed enough. +100 goes into numerical detail about the mass die off.

Why does it seem everyone is getting a simple concept like Crossed wrong?

I’ve seen multiple times now people say the Crossed goal is to rape, kill, and torture. It’s not. The disease makes them do the absolute worst possible thing they can think of at any given time, raping/killing is usually just an easy choice for the simple minded, but there are those Crossed that go above any beyond that and do sicker shit.

Eh to be honest Yea Forums should be called /su/ for Steven Universe cause that's all they wanna discuss. Hell make it a containment board like for the bronies cause Steven Universefags are unironically the biggest s oyc ucks around.

Isn't there a story about patient zero?

>The constant violence and rape would
Would make it really popular. People love that shit.

You can't expect people who have only seen the cover art and the pages that get posted in every Crossed thread to actually have read the comics.

Considering how watered down GoT and TWD was for the shows from the books you're kinda right in this case.

It would be impossible to have a patient zero in the Crossed universe, considering the whole premise of the Crossed was that it started literally everywhere at the same time, as if a Crossed Thanos snapped his fingers and made it so. You can't have both.

not an expect on comics
but that art style is shitty
the whole thing is solely for the authors to present gory incidents

Yes, but it's implied that there are multiple patient zeroes all around the world who see visions of human evil and develop paranormal knowledge while the virus chooses the form it will take.

yes pretty much

Tons of different artists have worked on the franchise. Some are awful.

lel they could find an artist willing to settle with the project

It's shit but I read it all when I was younger. It helped me stop being so edgy. So that's good I guess

Oh ok that explains that. So basically like 40Days/Nights After and the Romero films they try to kind of make zombie invasions kind of logical but shit still goes sideways. That's why I hated TWD both the comic and show. Kirkman be like "durr zombie apocalypse just happens just because durr" as such a hackneyed approach to fiction.

Crashing the car WITH NO SURVIVORS!

The original arc and +100 are actually pretty detailed realistic in how society and infrastructure break down. (There are some basic factual errors, though, like a nuclear reactor meltdown creating a mushroom cloud.) A lot of the other stories delve more into fantasy/exploitation territory.

Just train a few thousand of these boys and give them axes and rifles and masks to avoid infection. Put some guys on horses with kevlar barding and pistols. Crossed have no armor and are emaciated and starving, they would be crushed.
Crossed put their body fluids on weapons to infect people.

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>sicker shit.
such as?

there was that one comic where the protagonist watches a crossed fuck a dolphin in the blowhole and hes just like "k then"

that's why there are crosses on they faces

THIS

It's far too tame.

>i honestly wish they'd stop adapting good shit into horrible live action tv series.
So they can adapting crossed all right.

This thread needs more

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>Moore is a godtier writer

yeah no shit sherlock

I'm reading this right now, it's pretty alright. I lost it at this bit though.

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I just read a few chapters and I really started to appreciate the civilization we have
gonna send this to my friend that wants to live in a zombie apocalypse

I didn't even know that was a woman until the last cell, I just assumed he'd raped a gay hobo with wild hair and a beard cos it kinda looked like one

Where is this?
More comics with rapes pls?

mild kek

>Moore touched that shit?

He did, he asked for it. Ennis later said that it felt like Jimi Hendrix asking to jam with your band.

the only way to keep it under the radar is to ignore it like bait
1) the genemodders were literally called trannies [/spolier]
2) trump is heller, not the smiler [/spolier]
3) irl normies willfuly turn a blind to pizzagate, so why wouldn't fictional mormies?
4) clinton survived the dress and cigar, no reason the smiler wouldn't too
5) millenials and zoomers may shit on boomers, but antifa(gs) have never and will never kent state [/spolier]

it's crazy how much stuff like (((MSM))) and (((gawker)))[/spolier] was predicted though. way ahead of its time.

>black and hispanic leads
>all crossed killers are white men
>all initially killed are onions white males and their girlfriends all get blacked

>whore's cock
my internal reading voice always goes from crossed to futa

Normies handled those scenes fine, though. The feminazis REEEEing on twitter are not normies. They're no more normie than you are. They're just the opposite of what you are.

Can I get a rundown on parts worth reading? I love the concept and world, and I don't mind edgy shit in the least.

This though.

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i honestly thought the blond was a man until the final panel

is there an actual interesting story in crossed or is it all edgy murder porn

oh god no, WHY

Stick to the stories written by Ennis or Moore. Also, "Wish You Were Here" by Spurrier.

Realistically Crossed could never be adapted into anything live action, hell animation would only work if it was 100% self funded. Not in this day and age at least where way to many people are offended at everything and all it takes is one person being offended to snowball the rest of the assholes into a frenzy, rape especially at the moment while make a martyr outta you faster than dead Jewish baby jokes at a bar mitzvah.
>rape would have to be 100% removed
>brutal child and baby killing removed
>brutal animal killings gone
>improvised weapons like horsecocks and semen covered weapons gone
Before it's over with you're basiaclly looking at doing another 28 days later just with a splash of gross comedy added in
>inb4 produced by Seth Rogen

Things like Ferals and Extinction Parade from Avatar might stand a chance to be made into live action but the rape and females being victims would both be largely removed, maybe Uber just could make it since its basiaclly gory alt WWII with superpowered weapons

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>goddamned
too goddamned short

Wish you were here, Crossed +100 (read last) and some Badlands stories are pretty good. But there is a lot of crap in between. Depends heavily on the writer and how much they play up the psychological/paranormal aspects of the infection.

>maybe Uber just could make it
the SJW community sure would love another gay protagonist

So sick, dude. That definitely sounds worse than mass murder

The idea to jizz on bullets to spread infection is top tier.

HORSE COCK

>triple dubs
What did Kek mean by this?

Also you forgot the twenty or so scenes of 90lb women fighting off 200lb Crossed linebackers with their sick judo skills.

shut the fuck up you faggot pedo

I think Ennis whole point with this comic was to make something so edgy that nobody could ever adapt into film.

The following page was a perfect example of how they pulled their punches and were perfectly fine to go edgy, but not THAT edgy.

These are the series/arcs worth reading:
Crossed (Volume 1)
Crossed: Badlands Issues #1–3 (Of the World and Its Becoming)
Crossed: Badlands Issues #25–28 (The Fatal Englishman) very fedora in some parts
Crossed: Badlands Issues #29–32 (Quisling)
Crossed: Badlands Issues #50–56 (The Thin Red Line)
Issues #93–100
Crossed: Wish You Were Here
Crossed +100
Crossed +100: Mimic

>edgy comics!

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Yea Forums was one of the first boards to fall to the tranny mods influx.

Not surprising either if you've been on this board for more than a year. Yea Forums has been a haven for tumblrinas since 2010.

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POSTING KINO

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what did he mean by this?

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Yeah, it's almost like he's a completely one-dimensional hack who got lucky in the 80's.

There's literally nothing preventing you from talking about Crossed on Yea Forums. I've done it many times, including reading full storytimes of it. Go shriek about imaginary oppression elsewhere.

Always liked Crossed Psychopath as well, the crazy fucker in it is worse than the Crossed themselves most of the time

The finest Bike-Fu-Choop-Kawasaki ever captured on camera for Cinema,

This. It's fucking ultra-cucked. He tries to be edgy and gory in order to shock and hurt his strawman Christians. But if you told him that there shouldn't be an interracial love story in his work he would treat you like a blasphemer.

He's full-bore leftist religious nut with far too many sacred cows while following the mainstream and attacking the strawman Christianity he's been indoctrinated to hate so much.

It's called 'The Purge' and even that stupid boring piece of shit is a better franchise than Crossed.

>Big pale white asses

Mmmm

Imagine the edgiest and most retarded shit you possibly come up with. Crossed is the version of it written by someone who is probably on cocaine the whole time.

No, It's not interesting in the slightest.

It's the same tired bullshit that horror weenies like you always espouse as some 'new and exciting' idea. It's not really surprising that you're a fan of Crossed.

Nah

>The type everyone knew who would wear a t-shirt saying 'fuck jesus' and acted like a revolutionairy but would be reduced to impotent tears if you said maybe blacks have a lower biological intelligence.
accurate af lol

test

Not even fucking close, dude. Ennis wishes he could be half as edgy as your average manga writer.

Moore hasn't been good for decades now, and pseuds like you who incessantly suck his dick just prove how hackneyed his garbage has become.

Probably the worst arc in the entire series.

No one cares about your pissing contest.

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The shrink arc is the worst by far.
>Dude what if the psychologist... is also insane!?

Crossed +100, Neonomicon, and Providence were good in my opinion.

Don't forget the issues with smoky, the only character to consistently keep development.
uber is terrible, if the howling remake is any good maybe the werewolf genre will take off again and ferals will have a chance as a miniseries.

I remember a couple years back when it was ok to storytime Crossed on Yea Forums. A lot of people actually loved the comics and some of the arcs are unironically good and could've made good movies. It wasn't until after it became a banable offense to post the comics people started hating it for some reason. Sure, it's edgy for the sake of being edgy a lot of times but it all depends on the writers. Some stories actually had some depth.

I don't even remember that one. Is it the one with the two brothers and the uninfected one had molested the infected one when they were kids? Yeah, that one was garbage.

Indeed.

I listed all the ones with Smokey, actually. They're about on par with Family Values, but I included them instead of Family Values because they have some neat lore stuff.

When I first saw this ten years ago I didn't realize how much the whole comic looks like something drawn with markers by a bored teenager as a cry for help.

>Wish You Were Here
That story is fucking god awful.

In a way, it is.

If they did that they'd be shooting themselves in the foot my making their comic illegal in a lot of jurisdictions. Nobody with any sense is going to cost themselves an absurd amount of money by including something 99% of their fan base won't miss.

Is there anything else like Crossed, like at all, in any medium? I asked Yea Forums about this and they really do seem to avoid it...
It's good shit: it's not (relatively) afraid of rape, dead kids, gore, being fappable, apocalyptic and somewhat depressing.

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Crossed is just a black gas ripoff and both are shit

the problem with crossed is there are guro doujins that have better stories than crossed

>this is the same guy that writes femthor and is destroying marvel comic sales
kind of like bendis come to think of it.
caceres has better actual porn comics, like aguas calientes(his stuff is better in black and white truthfully)
don't be too horrified, zanier is actually a decent artist

Avatar is the place to go for this, right? Thanks. I only read Uber, it's pretty good too

>pseud hypocrite retard who says he hates "monotheism" while in reality only hating Christians and constantly glorifies Islam
Modern atheists in a nutshell

I'd say ask over at Yea Forums since there's probably some manga that might be your thing, but they'll probably won't be very receptive to you.

No they hate it because it sucks. Was I supposed to like the story where a bunch of comic book nerds keep a woman locked up so they can rape her but then they run out of comic books to read so they get her to make new ones since she used to be an author, only to later be saved by an interracial gay couple? Or the one where a guy tries to get the people he's traveling with killed because he doesn't want them to find out he likes playing with a woman's severed breast he keeps in his backpack? Crossed is shit, its only worth is to laugh at how absurd it can get.

There's no point, they'll remove all the rape and it becomes a Hostel movie

>Warren Ellis invented zombies with Blackgas.

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I think the closest thing to a Crossed movie we ever got was the 28 Days/Weeks Later movies.
Even if second one wasn't the best one it had some good drama and the fact that there wasn't that much heroism in the story.
Even watching this scene feels like it's too violent for the current cinema.

youtu.be/xi7nytFOO2k

I fapped more to badlands

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are they really jumping into 28 years rather than months?

How in the world can you people find anything like this arousing?

Please continue.

if something is so shit, why bother coming into a thread about it?

smokey was pretty based

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>Was I supposed to like the story where a bunch of comic book nerds keep a woman locked up so they can rape her but then they run out of comic books to read so they get her to make new ones since she used to be an author, only to later be saved by an interracial gay couple?
I forgot about this one. Yeah, his is worse than Psychopath, probably the worst in the entire franchise.

I remember some guy on Yea Forums posted a few issues of the comic. There was this one issue where a guy named Clooney and his friends went to some retreat run by a bald guru. The bald guru cucked Clooney by fucking his girlfriend in the ass. Clooney then got his revenge by letting the crossed into the retreat

crossed badlands #29-32

unnecessarily rude

Blackgas is a straight up rip off of Return of the Living Dead to the point of directly lifting the 'nuke spreads the zombie gas around the world' ending of the film. Warren ellis is probably one of the least original writers to ever touch a comic book.

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I think Alan Moore almost one upped him with Neonomicon.

Because I wanted to see what Yea Forums thought of it.

Yeah that's one of the early stories in Badlands. Fuck that one. It's so shit and pointless.

Literally watched too much porn to the point regular fucking won't do anything to them

fish rape is transcendent bro
a lot of crossed is like that, you can only lampoon the same survivor story over and over until it becomes old.

Your opinion is categorically worthless.

Crossed is shit, and always will be. It exists solely to be 'baby's first goreporn' and manages to fail spectacularly as a story in the process. The only people who like it are retards too lazy and/or scared to Google "guro."

Cope.

I'm one of those people and crossed does literally nothing for me because the artwork fucking sucks and the rape is so tame and brief. I seriously don't understand why anyone would bother trying to fap to this garbage when there are quite literally tens of thousands of doujins and one shots with better content and, sadly, better characters and stories.

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Hitman as in the video game character?

I think it's supposed to show how language degraded after decades with no education

Yea Forums is faggot numale and female central

Crossed just seems like edgy garbage desu, pure fucking filth.

is there any zombie femdom?

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probably,maybe... there's so much shit happening in some panels.

Well it sure feels like I'm back at Yea Forums. True to a Crossed thread, tempers are hot and opinions are divided. Also, as always, it's difficult to gauge support for Crossed, maybe 60 against, 40 for?

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>turn Preacher into its own garbage
>turn The Boys into a bastardization of the comic with leftist propaganda
>expect them to do Crossed justice

NO MORE ENNIS ADAPTATIONS

What a terrible opinion user

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you a big brain nigga user

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lol i used to post crossed storytimes, but now you get banned

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I disagree. I don't find he gore in Crossed interesting at all, but he other themes are more entertaining. You just seem to be hung up.

>What if the protagonist of Crossed: Wish You Were Here did nothing wrong but be a coward when he needed to?

stop cherrypicking faggot

Which issue was this?

This is fucking kino

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Never, because the whole point of the comics, being edgy for the sake of edgy, would be just watered down to TV.

I've always suspected his indie comics are just his own masturbation fantasies.

he managed to write a good Crossed book, he's good.

Looks like it, the last series was Crossed +100: Mimic. There may be more in the future but there doesn't seem to be anymore news about the series or any spin-offs.

said the Crossed fan.

Mercury Heat had the Crossed virus in that franchise? Was it some kind of cross over event? No pun intended.

Early Berserk
Goblin Slayer
Probably some guro manga that ' forget abaou (kaijin-something)
Devilman and it's sequel/prequel
Kaiju (that one horror manga)
Evangelion

they're not as over the top as Crossed, but they're much, much better.

Wish you were here is pretty good too

I Enjoyed this film.

There was a Crossed arc which featured those SAS guys and it was about the early outbreaks of the Cross virus. The earlier versions of the Cross virus didn't turn people into homicidal maniacs and serial killers, it just drove them insane to the point were they committed suicide and they didn't even have the Cross rash on their faces, but later the virus started turning people into the psychopathic, cannibalistic maniacs.

badlands 29-30, actually any issue with smokey in it is pretty good

Kek

Fuck, I almost forgot: from another medium
Rance (for the rape and the gameplay)
Saya no Uta

This. It’s the equivalent of reading an illiterate kindergartener’s novel on the apocalypse.
Also, the future is gay and muslim

There are many serial killers who are white Americans, and they seem to act like the Crossed.

Here you go, I made a thread for you over Yea Forums. At least you'll read something that's actually good. (Gantz is a good suggestion, I forgot about htat one. I'd suggest Btoom! too)

what director would be the best to adapt a pivotal scene such as this?

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Did they show the supes brothel where they dick the whores to death?

They're zombies but instead of being retarded they cum on bullets so they can infect people by shooting.
Also rape.

>The disease makes them do the absolute worst possible thing they can think of at any given time
So what stops crossed from wiping themselves off the face of the planet once there's no normal humans within days range?

No.

That kind of has happened in one of the issues. But then again, remember the 28 Days later movie and the sequel. Great Britain got overrun quickly because the Rage virus was just as highly contagious as the Crossed virus and it was difficult to kill the Rage infected people at night.

nothing, they kill and rape each other,

And I forgot about the most important of them all, Fire Punch. I'm a fucking idiot, that manga is so, sooo good.

That was the old guy who was suppose to be immune to the Cross virus, right?

Did they find a cure and defeat the zombies?

Because it's more fun for them if the victim fears it and feels pain. The crossed don't have fear or feel pain. They do eat their babies though, and have a lot of incest. So in the 100 years after the spread they have evolved to be more retarded.

This seems like kino

>manga

now that's some cringe

oi, where can i get the rest of this scene, based boy?

Haven't read it, but from what I've heard they "evolve" over time; the ones who try to kill everyone, crossed or no, quickly die out since they can't form groups. Then, the groups who murder their own children die out over time, for obvious reasons, eventually only leaving the crossed with enough forethought to form groups and raise children.

Well, at least we know what disgruntled fanboys/incels would do during a zombie apocalypse. Might have to get rid of the comic book fan geeks if there ever was a zombie outbreak.

>The protag is a guy who is permanently on fire, but can't die because he instantly regenerates.
Man, there must be so many of these oddball mangas that most people have never heard of.

I wouldn’t mind it so much if he didn’t ram it down your throat in every issue.

Try reading Crossed + 100 and Crossed + 100: Mimic.

Most of the Crossed who survive well into the future was because of the efforts of one psychopath, Beauregard Salt, who was a psychopath to begin with, so much that the Crossed virus didn't really affect him that much, it just gave him the Crossed rash. He has been a serial killer even before the outbreak began. Anyway, during a power outage, he began scheming up ways to preserve people who got infected with the Crossed virus. He gathered a bunch of them up and traveled to some place where he could begin some experiments, trying to create more intelligent Crossed.

For what ultimate purpose?

OC

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To eternally torment the rest of the surviving humans.